>> Yes! >> And she plays your mom, is that right?

>> Yeah, well, she's my younger sister.

No, yes, she plays my mom.

I have been the biggest Goldie fan forever.

>> She's fantastic. >> I mean in your book and her book,

yeah, she's been such a huge idol for me forever.

And so I just begged her, we fought to do this movie together and

we had the best time.

I got to hang with Kate Hudson, right guys?

>> [APPLAUSE] >> Kate Hudson, very nice.

Fun, so fun and they were do you wanna go swim with the dolphins and I was okay,

again trash, we didn't grow up doing things like that.

>> [LAUGH] >> And so we went and on my bucket list it

was high up on the list to be photographed in a bathing suit next to Kate Hudson.

>> [LAUGH] >> That was really cool.

And Goldie, Goldie is 70.

She's in her 70s and I'm the friend who they're like ugh.

Amy'll take the pictures.

>> [LAUGH] >> They're like,

is Amy the one with the kids?

No, actually I haven't had kids.

It's just like- >> [LAUGH]

>> That's just, what's up?

That's what happened.

>> [LAUGH] My God.

>> That's me, that's not a guy on the front of the boat.

>> [LAUGH] >> That's me, that's not a weird dude.

>> We're back with the best-selling author, Amy Schumer.

And in the book, you talk about- >> [LAUGH]

>> You worked in a lesbian bar.

That was one of your jobs.

>> Yeah.

>> And tell that story.

>> Well, okay [LAUGH], thanks for teeing me up perfect.

I did, I was hired to work at his lesbian bar and-

>> As what?

>> A bartender.

>> Yes.

>> As a lesbian.

>> [LAUGH] >> And I thought,

first I thought great, no men.

But I forgot it was going to be women, all women.

What should I get to drink?

I'm like I don't know what do you drink?

Get rubbing alcohol.

That's what I do.

>> [APPLAUSE] >> But, and

then I really thought, they're all gonna hit on me.

How am I gonna break it to them that I'm straight and

no one ever hit on me, even once.

>> [LAUGH] >> I was let go.

>> That's very sad.

>> Yes, it is sad.

>> It's very sad.

>> And you were let go.

It was let go.

>> Yeah.

>> They said, we're letting you go.

I mean, it's like I didn't ask to go, how is it-

>> [LAUGH] >> I have a story and

pictures of stuffed animals, weird stuffed animals.

>> These are so cute.

I'm sorry, what are some things?

>> They are very strange and your boyfriend is freaked out also.

>> He does not care for these stuffed animals.

That's the gang.

>> [LAUGH] >> Yeah, and he gets really mad at me.

He's get them out of our bed.

They look disease ridden.

>> [LAUGH] >> And it's not cute.

And I'm just like, don't make me- >> Yeah.

>> Choose them or you, cuz you know.

>> [LAUGH] >> You know which way it'll go.

>> Well, I got so he's gonna be mad at me cuz I got something to add to this.

We found this online.

>> Yes.

>> And, we all debated whether to just keep it cuz we really wanted to keep

it ourselves but, I mean- >> [LAUGH]

>> [APPLAUSE]

>> Ben,

>> [APPLAUSE]

>> Babe, I'm bringing her home.

>> [APPLAUSE]