I went to Whole Foods today and got

this recipe from an extremely thin

man with a giant Adam's apple.

I hate that place.

None of the cereals are advertised on TV.

What's this stuff that looks like sand?

It's quinoa.

Nope, I don't eat foods that sound like karate words.

Well, according to "Food Kills," quinoa is a superfood.

It's very nutritious.

And it even helps keep you regular.

Lois, I have a system.

I poop once a week for an hour-and-a-half.

I wear a headband, and it's soaked when I'm all done.

Mmm.

Wow, Lois, you know, this is actually pretty good.

Peter, you should try it. - Ugh.

Fine.

[gagging]

Peter, knock it off.

I can't help it.

My body's rejecting it.

[gagging]

Name?

Quinoa.

Mm-hmm.

Sorry, sir, we're full.

Come on in, gummy bears.

Oh, you are looking fine tonight.

Mmm!