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Guys, I infiltrated Ubisoft's offices and I stole Watch Dogs 2
Or Ubisoft is sponsoring this video, I don't know
'With Marcus'
Yeah we're talking about Marcus, not the presentator from Game One (french tv channel)
I'm just talking about this guy, the new hero of Watch Dogs 2
Apparently we can still hack things, otherwise it would be called GTA
For exemple, we can deploy a drone and scare people with it
Works well, doesn't it ?
Ok, broke it, 'deal with it'
Heeeyy girls, you're good in Watch Dogs 2 or not ?
It's my first hour playing, how many hours have you played yet ?
ANSWER !
Shit, we're gonna mess with the cops, bro
You're dead, you're dead, YOU'RE DEAD !
Yeah, that's a bad idea. TAKE THIS
Oh a motorbike ! 'Yolo bitch'
It's ok, it's ok, 3 broken ribs for a free bike, can't say no
Shit, is it coming ? Let's go
Hey guuys!
Fail !
What can I hack? What can I hack? I want to hack stuffs
Come to me guys, come. I'm hacking evrything bro, never hacked that much
Do you have your license or not guys ? Damn it
Apparently Marcus is a half-time stuntman
Honestly, Not bad at all
MOVE !
That clears.
Quite a man Marcus, even when he is dying, he does it with style
The motorbike ! MotoGP ! Want it ! Imma hack it
Righty-ho, move away. No the bike is speeding up on its own ! Shouldn't have hacked it
AAH ! Sorry miss !
Come back here !
Stop your bullshit young motorbike. Let me drive you
Right now I'm spamming L1, hacking the whole city! I don't give a shit
What we can do, is hacking on someone and make him pass for, I don't really know what
but a gang come and kill him.
Look, it's going to be terrible
Ok, so we made him pass for a traitor
So the gang should be here soon enough
It's being fucked up !
I'm leaving, I'm leavin', I'm leavin'
Is it not time to do a little mission ?
'Steal the FBI's experimental vehicle and deliver it to DedSec'
DedSec is the hackers organisation Marcus's in
Here we are
That was beautiful !
What a stuntman Marcus is
Ok, let's go on that mission
Ok, we have to locate the vehicle. It is behind that grate
No problem
Wait, I think we have to hack the camcorder to see it
Where is it ?
Oh there is a gate. I have to go from there
So, I should be able to come in from here.
I have to hack that. Why can't I hack it ?!
Perfect !
So, we're going in discretly
I've faked it !
Ok so, they get their guns out straight away !
The cops are coming
'#StuntManMarcus'
What an actor that Marcus.
Where is that vehicle mate ?
There it is !
What if I call a gang to kill these FBI agents ?
It could be a good idea !
Ok so, there is a showdown. I should go through there
ok
ok it's open, it's the right time, it's the right time !
HURRY !
I have to steal the vehicle
SHIT that's closed fuucck...
Omg they are arrested the dumb's of the gang
they will open the gate for going out, we'll hide here ! this is the best plan ever !
I'm a big turd
The gate's are joined to a fucking electronic system
I have to find this electronic system
I have to break this case
how can I do it ...
AH I KNOW
We will call back the gang and the gate will open
Oh no they coming from the other side ?
ok to open the gates, they are open because I called like 18 gangs
Wait he saw me
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR STONE
NOOO
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME
I think Parrot will love me, because I will buy so many drones
Okay from where can we pass
From here dude
We will JUMP
Voilà ! we will infiltrate !
YOLO BITCH
Okay no one saw us
NO THEY SAW ME THEY SAW ME STOP ! UNLOCK
WE CAN DO IT ! UNLOCK IT UNLOCK IT
OMG WHAT ARE HE DOING IDK
LOOKS LIKE R2D2
It worked ?
IT WORKED !
So Can I open this fucking gate ?
"This area is closed to the public"
You're right you're right
OMG
NO NO NO LEAVE ME LEAVE ME
WHO PARKED HIS CAR LIKE THIS ?
The worst hacker of all time !
Okay guys this time we will not joke
okay
Idk who put these pallets here but he's a big son of bitch
Oh here it is ! a perfect entrance for a drone
AND BIIIIM
Does the gate opens ?
Where is the car, the car is just right here guys
YEESS I SAY YESS
Ok guys see youu I'm going with ur car !
It was a pleasure !
KEEP IN TOUCH !
I'M GOING
Can we cut off from right ? yeah we can
HOP SHORTCUT BITCH !
AND VOILAAAA
It's for u guys Thanks to everybody !
Without any difficulty
Is that you who mess up in phone and piss off everyone !
FUCK I SAW EVERYDAY PEOPLE LIKE THIS IN THE METRO
AND I DO THE SAME THINGS LIKE I DID TO U
Not true I just move to another place
SHORTCUT !
NEXT TIME NO SHORTCUT
Ok yolo we're charging !
Ok guys I'm here !
Frequently the guy with Harley does this when they stop
OH I WANT THE BUS I WANT TO DRIVE THE BUS
Guys we just accomplish a dream we have open a bus company Fantastic !
Ok it was funny for 10 minutes to have an bus company
GUYS ! I left u !
Oh fuck
OOOHH WHAT DO I SEE
HE'S SHIRTLESS, THIS THUG GET AWAY
Who can stop me ! I come from for away !
and because of my skin I have to do my best
Photo guys ? A selfie !
YEEEAHH
Thanks guys! come on we're going both
Away from your girlfriend
SEE SHE LEFT YOU !
LOSER !
My friends I propose to customize slightly
His pallet no ... his dress
ANNND I PARKED
WAIT
SEE MY MOTORBIKE OPEN THE DOOR OF THE SHOP
WHAT U GONNA DO ?
Okay we will be dressed in the latest style
499 dollar the dollar shirt ?
This is the bills that I gave for buying the shirt that they stick over for this price right ?
The effect : Squeezie body that's good
Okay I'm captain america
For the shoes ... this is good !
can I allow myself ? it's looks like you shit yourself with this pants
So I prefer voilà this little short look at him ! who can stop him !
This is just for the price of the shirt ! it pissed me off
This is the end of the video on Watch Dogs 2 ! I hope that you enjoy it ... if yes leave a thumbs up
It comes out the 15th November
I like to make video on big games like that
Because we're never doing this, it permit to vary pleasures of peoples
And it's cool to make everything, indie games, blockbusters ... voilà it's ... it's all what I wanted to say
WHAT ? u want me to hack your cellphone, that I send an SMS to ur mother ?
I'm from Deadsec dude !
Okay ! see you in an other video thanks for watching, Tchao my little friends
It Marcus who would have say this but not the one from Watch Dogs but the one from Game One
PEACE !