but you don't live here anymore,

so it's basically my girls' night?

I hadn't really thought about it.

But now you're thinking about it and it bothers you?

I get that.

Things going well with you and Sheldon living together?

Better than ever.

He asks about my day, takes an interest in my life.

He's like my boyfriend in college,

except he's real, so people can see him.

I've been seeing him for years,

I'm still not convinced he's real.

Hey, can I ask you a question?

You've been married for a while.

Is it normal for the husband

to kind of completely stop giving a crap?

(sighs) Uh-oh, what's going on?

Well, Leonard used to do all these things,

like bring me flowers

and wear pants.

It's okay, Howie never has on pants.

The Domino's guy brings the pizza like this now.