From the film maker behind the movie about the jazz guy

Who likes jazz SO much he ends up alone!

Comes a movie about a jazz guy who likes jazz SO much he ends up alone!

MAN!

What did jazz do to Damien Chazelle?

LA LA LAND

Witness one of the most Oscar-nominated films

of ALL time!

That will have future generations saying:

Musical about show buisness?

Well no wonder the academy left it up!

And this tale of passion

Love

and ditching all that nonsense when your career takes off!

As two ambitious people follow their Hollywood dreams

Until the romance almost gets in the way

PHEW!

Dodged that bullet!

You two almost had a compromise!

Journey to a fantasy version of Los Angeles

Where the landmarks are never crowded

No one takes their phones out before jumping in the pool

And gridlock is just a chance to free a jazz quartet from human traffickers

Don't start playing!

NOWS YOUR CHANCE!

RUN!

Meet Sebastian & Mia

She loves acting!

And wants to be an actress (duh)

He loves jazz and

wants to be a...

uh

Jazz-isist?

Watch as these two hotties pursue their goals with single-minded ambition

And complete disregard for anything that isn't them

whether its their neighbors

theater audiences

DOWN IN FRONT!

This buisness

the jobs that pay them to live

the 14 people on this email change she didn't BCC

or these guys trying to put on a concert

"It's brand new every night. Very, very exciting"

Then if you wanted to like jazz,

YOU SHOULDN'T TALK THE WHOLE TIME THEY ARE PLAYING!!!

God, your so lucky you look like Ryan Gosling!

Settle in for a film that *clears throat* borrows

from the great musicals from the past

that proves it's easier to teach a world-class singer how to act than two world-class actors how to sing

as Ryan and Emma's relationship radiates with effortless chemistry

and their dancing radiates with the general lack of effort

C'MON JAKE! THERE WERE SIMILAR OTHER HITS! THEY'RE RUSHING! THEY'RE DRAGGING!

THEY'RE..

doing whatever that is...

so sing along

for a beautiful looking film

that goes down sweeter than a cake made entirely out of frosting

featuring unforgettable songs like

The Los Angeles song

Guys, GUYS! Ugh, I'm sorry. No. There... There's been a huge mistake...I..

MOONLIGHT!

You guys are this week's honest trailer!

This is not a joke guys!

Moonlight, this is your honest trailer!

but...all we have left is another La La Land song!

are we seriously gonna do this? C; (yas)

uh.. uh oh... ok

Starring

Did I say it right? SCORE!

You know, it's frustrating that these two great movies will always be stuck together

Wait... we're not helping are we?