[Triplet 1] Oh no! [Triplet 2] That's awful!

[Triplet 3] Horrible!

[Staci] What is it?!

[Boss Baby] Well, it's simpler if I just show you.

Teddy, if you please.

[Teddy Bear] L-L-Let's put on a show! [Creepy Music]

[T2] Ooh...

[Staci] *shrieks*

[Teddy] H-h-here we go!

[BB] Jimbo, hit the lights.

You see...

Babies aren't getting as much love as we used to.

[Staci] Why?!

[BB] Behold, our mortal enemy!

Puppies!

[Everyone] Aaaw...

[BB] No! NO!

That's exactly the problem.

This is war. Puppies are winning. And babies are losing.

[T2] Uh, oh. [T1] That's awful!

[T3] Bad news, B.B.!

[Staci] What are we going to do?!

[BB] You're going to help me.

[T2] Genius! [T1] Homerun! [T3] You still got it, boss!

[Staci] Yaaay!

[BB] Yaaay! Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co.,

so, have you learned anything from them?

[T3] Yes sir! [T2] Sure did! [T1] Uhum.

[BB] Fantastic. Triplets, go!

[T2] A? [T1] B. [T3] C?

[T2] D.

[BB] No, what have you *learned* about puppies.

[Jimbo] Yay, Puppy!

[BB] No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil!

Staci, read back the notes.

[Staci] I can't read.

What does it say?

[BB] *This* is my team?!

A muscle head, a bunch of "yes!" men, and a doodler?

[T3] Exactly! [T1] Affirmative!

[BB] Put. That cookie. Down.

Cookies are for closers.

[Triplets] Parents!

[Everyone] Aaw... [Dad] It's like they're having their own little meeting.

[BB] God... This is so humiliating.

[Narrator] The Templetons were making plans for their newest addition.

[Tim] What the...?

[Mom] Tim!

[Dad] Meet your new *BROOOTHER*.

[Narrator] But this baby has other plans.

[BB] We babies are having a crisis.

Babies aren't getting as much love as we used to.

Behold, our mortal enemy!

Puppies!

[Everyone] Aaw...

[BB] NO! That's exactly the problem.

Have you learned anything?

[T2] A? [T1] B. [T3] C?

[T2] D.

[BB] No, what have you *learned* about puppies.

[Jimbo] Yay, puppy!

[BB] No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil!

Staci, read back the notes.

[Staci] I can't read.

What does it say?

[Triples] Boss! Parents!

[Everyone] Aaw... [Dad] It's like they're having their own little meeting.

Who wants dessert?

[BB] This is so humiliating.

*whispering* You got the right baby for this job.

I know how important this mission is to the company.

[Tim] Mission?!

You can talk!

[BB] AAH! Poop doodie.

[Tim] AAH!

*whispering* I've got a deal with the K-I-D.

[Tim] Who *are* you?

[BB] I'm on a mission. There's not enough love to go around.

My job is to find out why.

Now give me a double espresso

and see if there's a place around here with decent sushi.

I'd *kill* for a spicy tuna roll right about now.

[Tim] Mom! Dad! The baby can talk.

[BB] This is war.

[Jimbo] Nooo!

[BB] Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Oh yeah!

Let go you little-

[Mom] Look! The kids are finally getting along!

[Dad] That's nice.

[BB] If I don't succeed with this mission,

I will live here forever with *YOU*.

[Time] Okay, I will help you.

But just to get rid of you.

[BB] Deal.

[Tim] Here comes the choo-choo train!

[BB] No! NO!

[Tim] They're watching.

Choo-choo.

[Dad] Okay...

[BB] Choo-choo on that.

How do we get past the guard?

I've never been so humiliated in ALL MY LIFE.

[BB] I don't wear nautical!

[Tim] Put this thing on!

[BB] What have you done to me?!

[Mom] What's all the racket?

[Tim] Isn't he adorable?

[Mom] Ooh... I've got one for you too!

[Tim] What?!

[BB] *whispering* Bummer.

[Narrator] DreamWorks, The Boss Baby.

[BB] Put. That cookie. Down.

Cookies are for closers.