Give that back!

さもないと後悔するぞ。

Otherwise you will regret it!

お前ひとりに一体何ができる?!

You are going to stop me alone?

誰が一人だと言った？

Who told you I was alone?

（天使のようなヨーデル)

[angelic yodel]

自然を支配する男が

You should know that a man with the power of nature

自分を挫折させることできるって分かっているはず

Can bring you to the end of your luck

俺のこの歩き方と

And you should know by my stride

この目つきで分かるはずだ、

and the look in my eye

お前はもう

That you're about to be massively

諦めるしかないということを。

forced to give up!

鶏攻撃の術

Chicken attack

鶏攻撃の術

Chicken attack

警戒するがいい

Watch your back

すべてが暗くなる前に

before it fades to black

まったく害がないようにみえるが

They might look harmless

鶏じゃないお前をぶっ殺すぞ

but they'll kick your non-chicken ass

行け、鶏！行け!

Go chicken go!

行け、鶏！行け!

Go chicken go!

さぁ、飛べ!

Now go, now fly

君は空の支配者だ!!

You own the sky

自然の力で

With the power of nature

人は常に一人ではない

you're never alone

悪を暴走させるわけにはいかない

And you can't let evil run amok

ずべての珍獣、

every beast

すべての木は

every tree

最後まで俺に付いてくる。

follows me to the end

そしてお前はもう

And you're about to be massively

終わりだ。

Fucked!

鶏攻撃の術

Chicken attack

鶏攻撃の術

Chicken attack

警戒するがいい

Watch your back

すべてが暗くなる前に。

before it fades to black

まったく害がないようにみえるが

they might look harmless

鶏じゃないお前をぶっ殺すぞ

but they'll kick your non-chicken ass

行け、鶏！行け!

Go chicken go!

行け、鶏！行け!

Go chicken go!

さぁ、飛べ!

Now go, now fly

君は空の支配者だ!!

You own the sky

お前は若く、おなかが減っていて

You're young and you're hungry

お金もないだろう。

Perhaps short on money

今日はお前にこの鶏をやる

I give you this chicken today

晩御飯にはこの子の卵、

Its eggs for your dinner

冬にはこの子のもも肉、

Its legs for next winter

もう人から盗んだりしなくてもいい。

You won't have to steal again

なんて慈悲深い方だ

What a merciful person...

あなたはすべての動物をあやつれるんですか？

Are you able to control all animals?

すべての動物が操れるけど

I can control all animals

鶏が一番なんだ～

But chickens are the best!

たすけて! たすけて!

Help! Help!

僕の兄が

My brother was held hostage

ふじみで銀行強盗に巻き込まれたんです

in a bank robbery in Fujimi!

大丈夫だ、心配するな!!

Don't worry! It's going to be OK.

行け、鶏！行け!

Go chicken go!

行け、鶏！行け!

Go chicken go!

さぁ、飛べ!

Now go, now fly

君は空の支配者だ!!

You own the sky

(知恵と平和と正義のヨーデル)

[ancient yodel of wisdom, peace, and justice]

今日は鶏にフレンチキスすることを忘れないでくださいね

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SCHMOYOHO

To see more chickens in Japan

Touch the box with your wing or your hand

And you can get the track too,

if that's something that you'd like to do

Featuring Takeo Ischi who taught us how to yodel,

next up is The Philippines.

In the meantime, check out Trump's Inauguration song.

Thanks for watching

and don't forget to french a chicken today.