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>> HELLO!

>> HELLO!

HELLO!

HELLO!

HELLO!

HELLO!

IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT?

それは素晴らしいですね？

GOOD FOR YOU.

GOOD FOR YOU.

>> Stephen: PEOPLE VERY EXCITED ABOUT KEVIN HART.

>> Stephen: PEOPLE VERY EXCITED ABOUT KEVIN HART.

>> OH, STOP IT!

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

STOP THAT!

やめてくれ！

>> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND.

>> スティーブンちょっと待って

THAT'S AN AMAZING RESPONSE, BUT YOU MUST BE USED TO THAT PAUSE

それは素晴らしい反応ですが、あなたはその間に慣れていなければなりません。

YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW COMEDIANS IN THE WORLD, YOU SELL OUT HUGE

あなたは世界でも数少ないコメディアンの一人であり、あなたは大規模な売り出しをしています。

ARENAS.

ARENAS。

LIKE THE O2 ARENA IN LONDON, MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

LIKE THE O2 ARENA IN LONDON, MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

AND WHAT'S THE BIG ARENA IN PHILLY?

AND WHAT'S THE BIG ARENA IN PHILLY?

LINCOLN FINANCIAL WHERE YOU'RE FROM.

LINCOLN FINANCIAL WHERE YOU'RE FROM.

>> WE DID 53,000 PEOPLE.

>> WE DID 53,000 PEOPLE.

I'M WHAT DO YOU CALL IT, A BIG DEAL.

私は何て言うか、大きな取引だ。

YEAH.

ああ

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )。

>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.

>> スティーブンいいね

HOW DO YOU PLAY-- HOW DO YOU PLAY A JOKE TO 53,000 PEOPLE?

5万3千人にジョークを聞かせるには？

HOW DO YOU, LIKE, HOLD A ROOM LIKE THAT, MAN?

どうやってこんな部屋を持つんだ？

>> WELL, I THINK I PRIDE MYSELF ON MAKING THOSE ROOMS INTIMATE

>> 仝仝それにしても、私は、この部屋を親密にすることに誇りを持っていると思うよ。

ROOMS.

ルームズ

I'M A STORYTELLER, SO WHEN YOU TELL A STORY THE BEAUTY OF DOING

私はストーリーテラーだから、物語を語るときには、そうすることの美しさ

IT WITH AN AMAZING AUDIENCE IS CAPTIVATING THE THE AUDIENCE

驚異的なオーディエンスとそれは観客を魅了しています。

WITH EVERY WORD UNTIL THE PUNCHLINE COMES.

WITH EVERY WORD UNTIL THE PUNCHLINE COMES.

I PAINT PICTURES BUT THEY'RE REALISTIC PICTURES.

私は絵を描いていますが、それは現実的な写真です。

AT THE END OF THE DAY, I PUT MYSELF IN YOUR SHOES AND YOU CAN

AT THE END OF THE DAY, I PUT MYSELF IN YOUR SHOES AND YOU CAN

SEE YOURSELF IN MY STORIES BECAUSE MY STORIES ARE

私の物語の中に自分を見てください なぜなら私の物語があるからです

RELATABLE.

RELATABLE。

I DON'T SEPARATE MYSELF.

私は自分自身を分離しない。

THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU PEOPLE.

だから私はあなたが好きなのよ

>> Stephen: IT'S GOOD TO KNOW WHY PEOPLE LOVE YOU.

>> スティーブン人々があなたを愛する理由を知るのは良いことです。

I WOULDN'T WANT IT TO BE A MYSTERY.

推理小説にはしたくないわ

>> NO, YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF REALITY, AND

>> NO, YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF REALITY, AND

REGARDLESS OF ANY SUCCESS THAT YOU HAVE YOU HAVE TO MAINTAIN

REGARDLESS OF ANY SUCCESS THAT YOU HAVE YOU HAVE TO MAINTAIN

THAT CONNECTION WITH THE FANS.

THAT CONNECTION WITH THE FANS.

>> Stephen: YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN HOLD ON TO REALITY?

>> スティーブン現実にしがみつくことができると思っているのか？

YOU'RE SO HUGE.

大きくなったわね

YOU HIT 30 MILLION PEOPLE ON TWITTER TODAY.

YOU HIT 30 MILLION PEOPLE ON TWITTER TODAY.

>> I DID!

>> 俺がやったんだよ！

EVERYBODY DANCED AROUND THE WORLD.

誰もが世界中で踊っていた。

I TWEETED, "DANCE."

"DANCE "ってツイートしたの

I JUST HIT 30 MILLION.

I JUST HIT 30 MILLION.

I WANT EVERYBODY TO DANCE.

みんなに踊ってもらいたい。

AND I REALLY BELIEVE EVERYBODY DANCED.

誰もが踊っていると信じていました。

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

>> スティーブンすべての権利、すべての権利。

YOU HAVE TWO MOVIES OUT RIGHT NOW AT THE SAME TIME.

YOU HAVE TWO MOVIES OUT RIGHT NOW AT THE SAME TIME.

YOU HAVE "THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS"."

"ペットの秘密の生活 "を手に入れた"

YOU'VE GOT "CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE" WITH DWAYNE

ドウェインとの "中心的な知性 "を持っている

JOHNSON.

ジョンソン

>> YES, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, MAN.

>> YES, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, MAN.

>> Stephen: "SECRET LIFE OF PETS" YOU PLAY A MILITANT--

>> スティーブン："SECRET LIFE OF PETS" 君は軍人を演じる--。

>> WHITE BUNNY.

>> 白バニーです。

>> Stephen: WHITE BUNNY.

>> スティーブンホワイトバニー

OKAY.

分かった

I DO NOT THINK OF YOU AS A MILITANT WHITE BUNNY.

私はあなたを軍人の白人の子犬とは思っていません。

>> FIRST OF ALL, I TOOK IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO PLAY

>> まず第一に、プレイしたくて参加しました。

SOMEBODY WHITE.

白人の誰かさん

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

YOU KNOW, I JUMPED AT THE OPPORTUNITY.

YOU KNOW, I JUMPED AT THE OPPORTUNITY.

>> Stephen: UH-HUH.

>> スティーブンUH-HUH。

>> I SAID I'M NOT GOING TO GET THIS OPPORTUNITY A LOT.

I SAID I'LL TAKE IT.

俺がやるって言ったんだ

IT'S A BUNNY.

It's A BUNNY.

IT DON'T MATTER.

どうでもいい

HE'S WHITE.

彼は白だ

I WANT TO DO IT.

I WANT TO DO IT.

WHEN THEY TOLD ME HE'S MILITANT, THE WHOLE THING WITH THE BUNNY

WHEN THEY TOLD ME HE'S MILITANT, THE WHOLE THING WITH THE BUNNY

IS HE IS STARTING A REVOLUTION.

IS HE IS STARTING A REVOLUTION.

THIS GUY IS IN CHARGE OF TAKING THIS GROUP OF PETS AND TURNING

この男は、このグループのペットを引き取って転向させる責任があります。

THEM AGAINST HUMANS.

人間に敵対している

AND I WAS LIKE, THAT'S ME.

それが私だと思ったの

I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.

私はいつもそれをしています。

I BROUGHT MY CHARACTERISTIC TRAITS TO THE BUNNY.

I BROUGHT MY CHARACTERISTIC TRAITS TO THE BUNNY.

AND THEY LOVED IT.

そして、彼らはそれを愛していました。

THEY ALLOWED ME TO IMPROV AND PLAY AROUND AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

彼らは私を可能な限り成長させてくれて、遊びまわることを許可してくれました。

IT CAME OUT GOOD.

いい感じで出てきました。

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE PETS OF YOUR OWN?

>> スティーブン自分のペットを飼っていますか？

>> I DO HAVE PETS.

>> ペットを飼っています。

I HAVE TWO DOGS.

I HAVE TWO DOGS.

>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND THEY'RE DOING

>> スティーブンあなたの周りにいない時に、彼らは何かをしていると思いますか？

THE KINDS OF THINGS THESE ANIMALS ARE DOING?

これらの動物がやっていることの種類は？

>> 100%.

>> 100%.

I HAVE A DOBERMAN PINCHER.

ドバーマン・ピンシャーを飼っています。

AND A MIN-PIN.

とミニピン。

>> Stephen: OH, MINIPINCHER.

>> スティーブンああ、MINIPINCHER。

>> I DID IT AS A JOKE.

>> 冗談でやったんだよ。

I BOUGHT IT AS A JOKE.

冗談で買ったんだ

WHEN PEOPLE COME TO MY HOUSE, LOOK AT THE BIG DOBERMAN!

WHEN PEOPLE COME TO MY HOUSE, LOOK AT THE BIG DOBERMAN!

HE'S GOT A LITTLE ONE, TOO!

彼にも小さいのがいる！

>> Stephen: DO PEOPLE DO THAT?

>> スティーブン人はそれをするのか？

>> NO.

>> ω・)ﾉ。

NOBODY HAS DONE IT, AND IT HAS PISSED ME OFF.

誰もそれをしていないし、それは私を怒らせた。

IT'S MADE ME FEEL LIKE THE LITTLE ONE OF A WASTE OF MONEY.

お金の無駄遣いをしたような気分にさせてくれました。

NOBODY GETS IT.

誰もそれを理解していない

YOU'RE THERE FOR A PUNCHLINE.

あなたはパンチラインのためにそこにいます。

THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE THERE IS TO BE A PUNCHLINE.

THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE THERE IS TO BE A PUNCHLINE.

>> Stephen: I HOPE THAT DOG IS NOT WATCHING RIGHT NOW.

>> スティーブン犬が見てないことを祈るよ

IT WOULD BE REALLY DEPRESSING TO FIND OUT YOU WERE JUST THERE FOR

IT WOULD BE REALLY DEPRESSING TO FIND OUT YOU WERE JUST THERE FOR

A PUNCHLINE.

パンチラインに。

>> THAT DOG COOKED POTATO SALAD ONE DAY, I KNOW HE DID.

>> その犬はある日ポタトサラダを料理した、私は彼がしたことを知っている。

LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE POTATO SALAD, AND MY LADY CAN'T

聞いてくれ ポテトサラダの作り方を知らないし 女房もできない

COOK.

COOK.

I CAME HOME, POTATO SALAD WAS ON THE TABLE.

家に帰ったら ポテトサラダがテーブルの上にあった

WHO COOKED THE POTATO SALAD?

ポテトサラダは誰が作ったの？

HAD TO BE THE DOG.

HAD TO BE THE DOG.

>> Stephen: THAT'S LOGICAL.

>> スティーブンそれは論理的だ

100% PURE LOGIC.

100％純粋な論理。

>> I LOVE DOGS.

>> とLOVE DOGS。

I HAVE BECOME A DOG GUY.

I HAVE BECOME A DOG GUY.

MY FIANCE IS TURNING ME INTO A DOG GUY.

MY FIANCE IS TURNING ME INTO A DOG GUY.

I WAS AGAINST PETS.

私はペットに反対だった

I WAS AGAINST ( BLEEP ) THAT COULD MESS MY HOUSE UP.

私は反対だったのよ

>> Stephen: HOW DID SHE TURN YOU INTO A DOG PERSON?

>> スティーブンどうやって彼女はあなたを犬人間に変えたの？

>> WOMEN DO MAN.

>> 女は男をやる。

THEY MAKE YOU DO WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO.

やりたくないことをやらされる。

THAT'S WHAT WOMEN DO.

それが女のすることだ

THAT'S A TALENT WOMEN HAVE.

それは女性が持っている才能です。

THEY BEAT YOU DOWN.

THEY BEAT YOU DOWN.

I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DID IT.

どうやってやったのか分からない

I THINK SHE ASKED ME FOR TWO YEARS STRAIGHT.

I THINK SHE ASKED ME FOR TWO YEARS STRAIGHT.

AND ONE DAY I MIGHT HAVE BEEN DRUNK AND I WAS LIKE, "ALL

AND ONE DAY I MIGHT HAVE BEEN DRUNK AND I WAS LIKE, "ALL

RIGHT."

RIGHT."

AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, WE GET THESE DOGS.

AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, WE GET THESE DOGS.

AND NOW THE DOGS SLEEP IN THE BED.

そして今、犬たちはベッドで寝ています。

I HAVE NO SAY-SO.

I have no say-so.

MY DOBERMAN, I WOKE UP, THIS DOG'S RESPECT LEVEL IS SO LOW.

私のドバマン、目が覚めたら、この犬の尊敬度はとても低い。

HER FACE IS ON MY FACE.

HER FACE IS ON MY FACE.

AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

AND SHE'S GOING ( GROWLING ).

AND SHE'S GOING (成長してる)。

>> Stephen: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE DOGS STILL, RIGHT?

>> Stephen: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE DOGS STILL, RIGHT?

YOU CROSSED OVER BETWEEN MAKING YOU DO THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO

あなたはやりたくないことをさせることの間に渡った

DO.

DO.

>> MY LADY LETS IT HAPPEN.

>> 私の女性は、それが起こるようにしてください。

I DON'T EVEN HAVE CONTROL OVER MY BED ANYMORE.

もう自分のベッドを管理できないんだ

I COME THERE, AND THE DOGS ARE IT IN THE BED.

I COME THERE, AND THE DOGS ARE IT IN THE BED.

I HAVE TO FIND A POSITION TO SLEEP IN.

I HAVE TO FIND A POSITION TO SLEEP IN.

INSPECTORLY THE DOG IS IN THE BED AND HE LOOKS AT THE COMFORT

観察すると、犬はベッドの中にいて、快適さを見ています。

SPOT.

SPOT.

AND I'M LIKE THAT'S ME.

そして、私はそれが私だと思っている。

EXCUSE ME I DON'T WANT TO WAKE ANYBODY UP.

誰も起こしたくないんだけど

>> Stephen: DO YOU MIND IF I SLEEP AT THE BOTTOM.

>> スティーブン：下の方で寝てもいいですか？

>> I TAKE THIS NOOK VERSION OF THE BED THATY LEFT FOR ME.

>> I TAKE THIS NOOK VERSION OF THE BED THATY LEFT FOR ME.

I DON'T EXPLAIN ABOUT IT.

説明はしないわ

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HAVE TIME TO BE HERE.

>> スティーブン: 私はあなたがここにいる時間をどうやって持っているか分からない。

YOU'RE WRITING A MEMOIR THAT COMES OUT IN 2017, NEXT YEAR.

2017年、来年に発表されるメモワールを 書いているんですね。

>> I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

>> I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS.

今日が何の日かも分からない。

RIGHT NOW, I'M SLEEPING.

RIGHT NOW, I'M SLEEPING.

THIS IS HOW I SLEEP.

これが私の寝方だ

IT'>> Stephen: IT'S FRIDAY, IT'SED FROM.

IT'>> スティーブン金曜からだよ

>> IT'S FRIDAY HERE BUT I HAVE TO BE SOMEPLACE ELSE TOMORROW.

>> IT'S FRIDAY HERE BUT I HAVE TO BE SOMEPLACE ELSE TOMORROW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAY IT WILL BE THERE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAY IT WILL BE THERE.

I HAVE TO BE OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

I HAVE TO BE OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

HONESTLY, I'M WORKING A LOT, MAN.

正直なところ、私はたくさん働いています。

I LOVE THE LOAD THAT I HAVE.

I LOVE THE LOAD THAT I HAVE.

YOU KNOW, IT IS A LOT, AND I PUT A LOT ON MY PLATE BUT AT THE END

分かっていると思うが、それは多くのことであり、私は多くのことを自分の皿に載せたが、最後には

OF THE DAY GOD DOESN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU CAN'T HANDLE.

OF THE DAY GOD DOESN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU CAN'T HANDLE.

AND I'M A FIRM BELIEVER THAT I CAN NOT ONLY HANDLE THESE THINGS

そして、私はこれらのことにしか対処できないと確信しています。

BUT I'M DOING IT AT THE HIGHEST OF MY POTENTIAL.

でも、自分の可能性を最大限に引き出しています。

I'M NOT ONLY HANDLING IT BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH IT.

私はそれを扱うだけでなく、それに恋をしています。

I'M IN LOVE WITH MY CRAFT.

I'M IN LOVE WITH MY CRAFT.

I'M IN LOVE WITH THE FACT THAT I'M SUCCEEDING.

I'M IN LOVE WITH THE FACT THAT I'M SUCCEEDING.

>> Stephen: THAT'S FANTASTIC.

>> スティーブンそれは素晴らしい

>> I'M HAPPY, I'M HAPPY.

>> >>I'M HAPPY、I'M HAPPYです。

>> Stephen: THAT'S A GREAT FEELING.

>> スティーブン最高の気分だよ

>> THAT'S AN AMAZING FEELING.

>> それは素晴らしい感情だ。

>> Stephen: YOU CAN HANG ON AND WE'LL TALK A LITTLE BIT

>> スティーブン：あなたがハングオンして、私たちは少し話をすることができます。

MORE.

MORE.

>> WHAT IF I SAID NO.

>> 私がノーと言ったらどうするの？

>> Stephen: WE COULD COME BACK AND I WOULD WEEP INTO THE CAMERA

>> スティーブン：私たちは戻ってくることができ、私はカメラに向かって泣いていました。

FOR A FEW MINUTES.

ほんの少しの間

>> IN THAT CASE I CAN HANG ON.

>> その場合は頑張れます。

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE KEVIN HART.

>> スティーブンケビン・ハートと一緒に戻ってきます