Who said that?

Well maybe I did, you silly looking fool!

Well maybe I should introduce you to my fist!

Well maybe imma show you my Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!

And what exactly is a Pen Pineapple Apple Pen?

Well I'm so glad you asked!

♪

♪ I have a pen, ♪

♪ I have a apple... ♪

♪ Uh! ♪

♪ Apple Pen. ♪

♪ I have a pen, ♪

♪ I have pineapple, ♪

♪ Uh! ♪

♪ Pineapple Pen. ♪

♪ Apple Pen, ♪

♪ Pineapple Pen, ♪

♪ Uh! ♪

♪ Pen Pineapple Apple Pen! ♪

♪

♪ Pen Pineapple Apple Pen! ♪

No!

No!

♪ I have a pen, ♪

♪ I have an apple, ♪

♪ Uh! ♪

♪ Apple Pen. ♪

♪ I have a pen, ♪

♪ I have pineapple,

♪ Uh! ♪

♪ Pineapple Pen. ♪

♪ Apple Pen, ♪

♪ Pineapple Pen, ♪

♪ Uh! ♪

♪ Pen Pineapple Apple Pen ♪

♪ Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

Uh...what the?

AAAhhhhh!!

The Pen Pineapple Apple Pen.

Coming soon to an Apple Store near you!

[Transcribed by Tech Off]