Oh yeah

Lets do it.

Dark Souls has trained us well.

I know right?

It looks like they made the game easier

so casual players can play.

-WHOA! -WHOA!

HOLY SHI-

Is this "too easy" for you?

You know, I actually think the game seems pretty challenging.

I'll see you later.

OK

Hello, I'm Pate.

I'm your friend

maybe

maybe not.

This dude is giving off a really bad vibe

so I think we should kill him.

wait wait wait wait wait wait

He gave us a Soap Stone

Solaire gave us a Soap Stone

So this guy is like the new Solaire

You know?

Yea...

You're probably right.

...i will kill you later on.

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!

YES YES YES

YES YES YES

Lightning is the best!

Retreat!

Retreat!

Retreat!

Try thrusting...

Ambush behind

Amazing che-

Woman in short for the-

Try tongue but

Horse but?

WHAT?!?!

Check it out, I'm a baby bird!

That's-That's pretty good!

BUDDY

We run and we explode!

I'm gonna blow up!

You think you can handle my spells?

You know, you sound a lot like our old friend Frampt.

Yeah! He does sound like Frampt.

I... don't know what you're talking about.

Here

Eat this.

Well, I'm not really hungry-

It IS Frampt!

Oh, it's good to see you, Frampt!

You wish to guard the bell?

Yea, that sounds really lame

so I think we're gonna pass...

You're gonna regret that!

Blood Fart?

And Rotten Sausage?

Alright, it's two on two

it's a fair fight.

What's this?

Alright, it's two on one

it's gonna be an uphill but I-

I'm sorry...

Very good...

Hey, do you know ghow to beat this boss?

Yea, I've beaten him before.

Just follow my lead.

Sounds good.

BE FREE, MY MASTER!

Find some cover!

We gotta move up!

Alright, let me in.

I don't think there's enough room

for three people in here.

Alright, very funny

now make some room.

No, seriously, look how tight this walls are!

Yeah, you gotta find another spot.

I would, but I don't have enough time.

If you leave now...

You'll probably have enough time.

I've beaten him and I'm telling you that I don't.

Really, we'd let you in

but there's just no room!

I disagree.

Now let me in!

You gotta find another spot!

No time.

Just find another spot.

NO TIME!

Just find another s-

I DO NOT HAVE

ENOUGH TI-

I just wanted the souls...

Hey, this place looks really cool.

I wonder if there's gonna be a-

Buddy?

Buddy?

Moving box!

WHAT THE HECK??

You can turn into a box?

That's amazing!

Hello.

May I share with you the lore of this land?

Uh... yeah, let's hear it.

I know it's hard to believe

but we're actually standing in an-

-WHOA! -WHOA!

Why did you do that?

Ungh...

No, that was my fault.

Please, leave a bad player review on my name

so I may learn from my mistakes.

You know, I actually feel kind of bad...

You should!

He was just trying to tell us the lore of the land!

Well, I didn't know that-

You fuh- big fat stinking green jerk!.

Hey! That's my physical appearance!

That hurts really bad!

Ooooooh my goooooooood!

YOU WILL NOT PROCEEED!!

GANDARF!

NO!!!

Oh, geez...

It's two on one, pal.

Give it up.

I think we're lost.

Look, when I hit the tree it makes a funny noise.

Can you not hit that tree?

Why is everyone stabbing me in the back?

Coz it's easy.

And it does a lotta damage.

Thank you for saving me!

No problem.

I don't have anything with me

but if you meet me in my house...

I'VE GOT BOSS WEAPONS!

Did you say

-boss weapons? -boss weapons?

Boss weapons!

Where do you live?

Right down the road. Can't miss it.

Right down the road.

Right down the road.

Guess we'll see you there-

YEP!

Right down the road.

Right down the road...

Right down the road...

Right down- bye bye!

AAAAYYY!!!

A GUY!!!

UN FORASTERO!

Detras de ti!

Detras de ti!!

Oh, oh, its hot!

Oh, it's really hot!

You gotta be more careful buddy.

You don't suppose that's just a regular frog...

We gotta get outta here!

I like seeing giant bones of creatures...

Cuz then you can, like

picture what it was like before it turned into giant bones...

You phrased that really weird...

But I know exactly what you're talking about.

There's a giant hole here...

What is this yellow goo?

It smells so bad!

Aw, come on!

Please tell me this is the end...

I did not like that place...

Everything hurts!

What's that?

This... is what we have been waiting for!

PRAISE THE SUN!! \\[T]/

Oh, this must be where that giant bird lives.

Let's check it out.

It's not a bird, it's actually a dragon.

What do we do?

Maybe we can sneak around it.

NOPE! That doesn't work.

I think we should get outta here.

Yes, please, I don't wanna fight any more dragons.

Let's go.

Do you think it's gonna follow us?

Just calmly walk away.

Brave Undeads

You have proven yourself to me...

Now... be one with the dar-

LIGHTNING!!!

We... We beat it!

Oh, that wasn't too bad.

OUR SOULS ARE FREE!

Why are you being so dramatic?

I don't know,

I just feel like that took a really long time.

Yeah, I guess so...

What do we do now?

Wanna play through again?