A few weeks ago, I met this pretty cool girl and

I thought she was really sweet and everything but...

There’s just this big problem

[KPop music] Omg they are sooo hot!

I just want to marry him, him, him, him and him!

[KPop music]

Yeah, she loves with KPop stars more than she’ll ever love me

If you don’t know what K-Pop is,

it’s kinda like American Pop music but euhhh...

Korean?

Oh but that’s what they want you to think!

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve had a grudge against K-Pop

for a while now and refused to look into it because…

Okay fine!

I got JEALOUS!

But can you blame me?

Because EVERY TIME I ask about it, it’s always

Oh, K-Pop?

Yeah What’s so cool about it?

So It’s these Asian guys

And they’re really good looking

Aghhh they have nice hair

And euhhh, yeah, it's...

It’s almost like you But SO MUCH BETTER!

like they can sing, dance and before they…

[ECHO] It’s almost like you but SO MUCH BETTER

SO MUCH BETTER SO MUCH BETTER

Does that mean I’m friend zoned again?

Anyways...

Recently I learned that KPop…

[Exhale] Is so much more than just

“Good looking Asians that can sing and dance” Like before Kpop singers can even

start to release music to the public, they have to through tons of auditions,

train for years and years often away from their family

They have to go through diets, side jobs, vocal and dancing training

day in and day out without a single break That’s years of hard work and all that…

Without knowing if they’ll ever even be successful

Wow, that’s harsh!

MAN!

Now I understand why people would be so dedicated to

supporting them so much KPop fans are so loyal and committed.

It’s almost like... like they’re an…

ARMY

Keep your Eyes on target. Roger

Got it on lock.

Target at 9 o’ clock. Roger

I’m in position. Roger

We got 7 more seconds…

Let’s do this!

Make’ em Whistle like a missile

3... 2... 1...

Attack! BOOMBAYAH! Attack!

Is it out!? Is it out!?

Yes! The new music video is out!

Click it!

[Mouse Click]

Hubby is so sexy!

Oh My God, He is so cute!

FIGHTING!

That was literally just a 10 second Music Video trailer…

Jeffrey, SHUT UP!

Replay it! Yup, on it! Yeah go, go, go, go!

[Music]

You see?

Their fans are savage

I’ve even seen some fans say things that

I never thought I’d hear a human being would ever say

I’m KPop TRASH

Aha K-Pop TRASH?

Ha nah, don’t say that That’s ridiculous why would you...

Aha no it’s true Like when my favourite group releases new music

I turn into complete TRASH

AHAHA shut up that’s ridiculous...

[Trash] I told ya...

Yeah I think it means they have an unhealthy obsession

Another thing I learned is that when you have a favourite member in a

Kpop group, you’d call that person, your BIAS

So for example, if my dad and I were to form a duo,

I would be your bias [Photos Pop in]

Wait what!?

Ok nevermind…

Eum, as I was saying, your bias of a group would be THE member

you would be the most faithful too and cherish no matter what...

WAIT! That’s it!

I can’t believe I didn’t think of it sooner

I Should start... my own fandom!

Alright guys!

Mark this day and listen up because from here on out, we’ll be calling ourselves...

JEFFREAKS!

[Crickets Sound]

No?

No one?

Huh, maybe I gotta do something worthy first

Let’s see...

Ahhh I mean I have this one thing I’ve been practicing

but I don’t think...

Nahhh I don’t think it would

[Dancing]

Woah! What... Just happened?

Wait was I wearing Pink?

Actually, y’know what?

BLACKPINK is pretty sexy

Don’t judge me…

Huh! Looks like

Now I’m just missing my own song to lip-sync to!

I mean I did write this new song recently but…

It’s so embarrassing cause it’s about this girl and...

Y’know what? SCREW IT!

So what if she hears it?

I dont care anymore.

I shouldn’t be ashamed!

[Kiss]

[Baby Cry]

That felt pretty good!

I guess now All that’s really left to do

is call up somebody that can produce my first track

But who can I call?

Hmmmm?

Huhhhhhh?

Oh! OF COURSE!

I know exactly which producer can help me out

Let me call up the homie!

[Phone dialing]

Hello, OppaFever speaking. Who's this?

Yo! It’s your boy Jeffrey!

Jeffrey who?

Aha it’s JeffreyFever!

JeffreyFever? Doesn’t ring a bell...

Aha Right... Any…

Anyways I was thinking of debuting my solo music career

and wanted to ask if you could help produce my first single

I’m actually currently working with a V.I.P.

Y’know VERY IMPORTANT PERSON

So euhhhhh...

Sorry can't help man —

Anyways, I gotta go euhhhh

Wait but…

Good luck

But!

Peace!

Hello?

V.I.P.?

Who the hell could be that important?

Who was that?

Oh just this... starving artist

Not important

Alright well let’s get this solo music debut started huh?

What do you say?

Pfff whatever

I guess I can’t be a pop star right now

And fine After looking into K-Pop

It is pretty cool I admit it

Tell me in the comments down below

What you think about K-Pop

Anyways, thank you guys so much for watching I’ll see you all very soon

This is JeffreyFever and I’m pressing the record button, NOW!

Peace!

AHHH!

What is this feeling?

[Cough] Am I sick?

No… I’m starting to feel so much power all’ a sudden

It’s like…

It’s like I’m…

Invincible!

“JEFFREAKS - Spread the Fever”

[GUGH]