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  • ♪ (Disturbed, "Down with the Sickness") ♪

  • Yabo Productions

  • Presents...

  • How to be Emo!

  • (nerd chuckling)

  • Ahh! I know how to be gangster now.

  • - (clonk) - Aah!

  • (groaning) Stop it! Stop it! Aah!

  • (shrieking) Somebody help me!

  • (groans)

  • Agh... agh.

  • - Hey, you. - Who, me?

  • - Yeah, you. - Dad?

  • - Still getting beat up at school? - Yeah.

  • - Are you about to give up on life? - Mm-hmm.

  • Well, then, How to be Emo! is the DVD for you!

  • Hey, I caught it!

  • Haha, you missed me!

  • (shrieks, DVD cases clatter)

  • This DVD includes your two very own personal trainers.

  • Hey, what's up? My name is...

  • Dead, because I killed it.

  • Hey, what's up? My name is...

  • Bobby!

  • Lesson one:

  • a true emo person hurts themselves and enjoys it.

  • (wincing pleasurably) Ah, yeah!

  • - (tap) - Ahhh...

  • yeah.

  • Ow-how-how! It hurts so good!

  • (raspy groan)

  • Yes.

  • Lesson two:

  • emo people always overreact.

  • Jelly Belly 49 FLAVORS

  • (gasps)

  • Why are there so many colors?!

  • (weeping)

  • What are you trying to tell me?!

  • A pimple?

  • I HATE YOU!

  • And now the glass is dirty! (sobs)

  • (wailing) Leave Britney alone!

  • You're lucky she even performed for you bastards!

  • LEAVE HER ALONE! (sobs)

  • (intermittent sobs)

  • Lesson three:

  • you must know how to fight the emo way.

  • Round one... FIGHT!

  • (grunting and wincing)

  • (abrupt grunt)

  • FINISH YOURSELF!

  • Fatality!

  • Lesson four:

  • emo people have the same facial expression

  • in everything that they do.

  • When they're brushing their teeth.

  • When you're lifting weights.

  • On the toilet.

  • When you're dancing with friends.

  • Modeling for Boys Gone Wild.

  • Having fun with friends.

  • Talking on the phone with friends.

  • Or even laughing with friends.

  • - Ha. - Ha.

  • - Ha. Ha. - Ha. Ha.

  • Or even when you bend and snap.

  • Lesson five:

  • every emo knows "The Emo Song."

  • ♪ E is for emotional, ruins everybody's day

  • ♪ M is for miserable people

  • ♪ O is for on the dark side

  • ♪ 'Cause we have some fresh cookies

  • - ♪ Cookies! ♪ - ♪ Whoa! ♪

  • If you follow all of these lessons...

  • They should look a little something like this.

  • 'Sup, homie?

  • Wait-wait-wait-wait.

  • I'll do it.

  • (clonk)

  • - (blam!) - Fatality.

  • TEEHEE!

  • Created by Ryan Higa Sean Fujiyoshi

  • Thanks for Watching

  • Bloopers

  • Ah! I know how to be gangster now!

  • (laughs)

  • (laughs)

  • (laughs)

  • (laughs)

  • One, two, three.

  • (laughs)

  • One, two, three.

  • (laughs)

  • (speaks indistinctly)

  • (Sean chuckles)

  • (Ryan laughs)

  • (laughs)

  • ♪ (Fergie, "Clumsy") ♪

  • Oh! Ow!

  • (laughter)

  • Holy-- (groans)

♪ (Disturbed, "Down with the Sickness") ♪

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エモになる方法 (How to be Emo)

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