Let me prove it.

When it comes to mattresses, you used to have only 3 choices.

Looking for some shoulder pain? Try a hard mattress.

It may feel like a rock, and put pressure on your hips, but it’s the perfect way to

tell your partner, “Hey baby, want some arthritis?"

It just fails the raw egg test.

Then there’s the soft mattress. It starts out ok, but collapses over time, like some

cheap sneakers, or Anakin Skywalker. And since it comes without back support, you get to

try cool new hobbies, like chronic pain.

But it also fails the raw egg test.

Now let me explain the eggs.

The raw egg test states that the perfect bed

will let you put weight on raw eggs without breaking them.

‘Cause if a bed can cradle raw eggs while supporting all that weight, it’ll also cradle

your pressure points while supporting your body, for maximum comfort.

Well if the hard bed’s bad at cradling, and the soft bed’s bad at supporting,

at least the medium bed is juuuuust...

Terrible.

It’s not firm enough for back support or soft enough for your pressure points,

so in the end it’s just a sad middle ground, like limbo, or a whoosy centaur.

It’s average. No one wants average.

Now, to get around that…

some beds come with $5,000 dollar remotes so you can choose between hard bed problems or

soft bed problems.

They’re so high-tech, they fail the egg test twice.

I don’t need a bed that’s hard, soft, or average. I need the best of firm and soft,

without the drawbacks.

Introducing Purple -- the only mattress that cradles your pressure points like a soft bed,

while supporting everywhere else like a firm one.

Need proof?

Lets check

double check.

Triple check.

All the checks!

And I am really heavy for a little girl from a fairytale.

Yes, these raw eggs are raw. And no, we didn’t fake it. How lame would that be? You're lame

for thinking that.

How can a bed be this comfortable? Maybe ‘cause it has 15 patents, was created by an actual

rocket scientist, and uses a comfort grid system to distribute weight across any body

type, giving you the best sleep you’ve ever had, guaranteed. Thanks, science.

Now, there’s a catch. Most high-end mattresses cost 5,000 dollars.

But ours is only 1,000. We're sorry about that.

We're the best.

But you can spend that extra money on, I don’t know… AN ADORABLE BABY BEAR?!?! AUGH!!

But don't let it on the mattress though, it will pee all over it.

And while you’re saving money, you’ll save time too-

‘Cause we’re shipping the Purple right to your door for free. Thankyou! Now I have

two!

We’re so convinced you’ll love Purple -- if it doesn’t change your life in the

first 100 nights, we’ll take it back for a complete refund. That’s Purple’s no

pressure guarantee.

I love you.

So if you or someone you know sleeps, click here to buy your Purple at onpurple.com

And say goodbye to the rock hard prison bed.

The saggy swamp bed.

The average bed.

And the expensive remote.

Get yourself into a Purple.

And Mom and Pop, it’s not the 1940s. Share a bed already. And make sure it’s a Purple.

Becuase you guys have been sleeping in garbage.

Click now to start your 100 night trial of nocturnal bliss.

No pressure. It’s Purple.

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Need proof.

Lift glass

See those are real eggs not hardboiled

not plastic not wooden

I just burst them cut. That's a cut!