same route same time

Every night Elliot prepares himself a drink for the jog

This happens to be Elliot's drink

Which has been left overnight nice and cold

I found out on the internet

That if you add eye drops to a drink then drink them

It can cause diarrhea

How true this is I don't know

And if it's safe I definitely don't know

But because it's Elliot

Sorry bro

So I've been hiding in the car all the morning

And its 12:08 now and he's just making a move

I'm just gonna drive past him quickly

The good thing is I only bought this car two weeks ago

So he doesn't even know what the number plate is

*laughing*

So the problem is I've actually lost Elliot

and I don't have a clue where he is

But on the other hand he does have an iPhone

which has Find My iPhone

So

I got you boy

there he is

*laughing*

Oh no

He's not

He's having a poo in public

He's running on the road

What is he doing

Oh no oh no the police

The police

The police

Elliot what are you doing

Elliot: What are you doing here

Ben: I'm buying milk

Ben: Elliot why are you taking a poo Elliot: Come here you piece of shit

Ben: Elliot why are you taking a poo in the bush

Elliot: Cause Ben I've got diarrhea okay

Elliot: Ben if I walk in there Ben

I'll be shitting myself while I'm going through

and they'll call me Runny Giles

Ben cut the crap I'm running the rest of the way home

Ben: Elliot come on stop it

Elliot your

Elliot whats that on the back of your leg

Elliot: STOP RECORDING

Ben: Whats that Elliot

Elliot

Honestly

Elliot what's happening

Elliot: GET OUT

GET OUT

Ben: Elliot whats the matter with you

Elliot: I've got diarrhea

I've got diarrhea Ben

Ben: All right Elliot

ELLIOT

Elliot

You nearly knocked my phone out of my hand

Elliot: They're stained

They're £36 a pair

Ben: Elliot

Elliot: You're stupid stuff Ben: Quit drinking that Elliot

Ben: Elliot stop drinking that

It's just gonna make you iller

Elliot: Why

Ben: Because I put

Because I put

I put

eye drops in the water that's why

Elliot

Elliot: Why would you do that

Ben: Google it Elliot

Elliot: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Ben: Just Google it

Just Google it

Elliot: Fine then I will

Ben: *mouths* He's in the toilet

Elliot: Eye drops in water is it Ben

YOU PIECE OF SHHH

Ben: ELLIOT