Fell in a spill of radioactive slime

The slime was on a prehistoric site

And filled with pterodactyls that got to fight

Things looked bad, he thought he was done

And then the hippos and dactyls mutated into one

He's a hippodactyl flying through the sky

A hippodactyl, he can never die

A hippodactyl, torching all the land

And breathing fire because he can

A hippodactyl, the mythical beast

Justin Bieber is his favorite feast

A hippodactyl, with sneakers on his feet

Helping old ladies across the street

Crushing cars on his head

Brushing his teeth with a loaf of bread

A hippodactyl drop-kicking a bear into space

Dropping bombs on an air force base

He's a hippodactyl flying through the sky

A hippodactyl, he can never die

A hippodactyl, torching all the land

And breathing fire because he can

A hippodactyl, the mythical beast

Landing on the car that you just leased

He's a hippodactyl flying through the sky

A hippodactyl, he can never die

A hippodactyl, torching all the land

And breathing fire because he can, whoo

A hippodactyl, the mythical beast

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