Name: すべてのロマンチックな映画 (Every Romantic Movie)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:26:17.000Z
Duration: 6 min 24 s
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Hey guys ! So I know I never say this 'cause I don't like to brag or anything

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but I'm the probably the most romantic person I have met in the entire world ever !

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If anything I always say in my videos that I'm actually the opposite, that I'm not romantic but I really am

Which means I'm a.. I'm a Britney Spears song.. apparently

I litterally do all the things that girls want

Course not, I'm a gentleman, just..get in

I remembered...I got you real ones as well!

And I know nobody even does this anymore but I'm such an old school romantic that I even take her jacket.

Oh!  That is cold, here uh let me get this.

It's okay.  Ahh...okay that's way better.

Should I get your jacket since you took mine?

If it isn't already incredibly obvious that I'm clearly joking..I'm horrible when it comes to romance.

And I honestly believe it's because of romantic movies.  They set the bar too high for the rest of us!

Hollywood does the same thing every year.

They take this best-selling romantic novel, turn it into a movie,  all of the girls in real life go and see this movie.

Fall in love with the main guy, who's impossibly perfect, and makes it impossible for the rest of us to compete.

And when I thought about it, it actually gave me the idea that well- I should do that!

Here's a little trailer representing pretty much Every Romantic Movie ever made.

Except the fact that it's not based off of a novel.

And of course, again it's not a real movie, it's just a trailer...

And also the main guy is me, which is-well obviously that would never happen.

Hollywood would never cast anyone with eyes like this.

'Cause you know, I have bad eyesight, and if you have eyes like this, you wouldn't be able to read the script.

And also, like I mean, let's just be honest, Hollywood would cast somebody with my type of race, you know with my kind of genes.

Because I mean if there was a running scene or something,  I would never be able to- look at these things-these jeans are way too big to race in.

And of course the most obvious reason that Hollywood would never cast someone like me is because-well...I'm white.

With that being said, here's pretty much every single Romantic movie ever made.  Take a look!

When an obviously older than twenty year old high school boy moves to a new town...

Hey, I'm Friend One.  Friend Two.  Friend three.

Hey, do you guys know that girl that's over there?

Hot Julie, the hottest girl in school.  Tall, blonde beau-

I was actually talking about that girl over there.  Do you guys know who that is?

Yeah you don't want to mess with that one.

She doesn't talk to anyone, she just plays with coal all day.

Until fate conveniently brought them together...

Welcome to Chemistry 101, I am Mr. Fate.  Today you'll be pairing up for the rest of the semester.

Hook up with Katie to be your partner...really get to know each other so that you two can create some chemistry together.

Just don't start frenching in my class okay you two?

If it says here that you two also have French class together with Mr. Ringman?

Hey!  So um...I know you don't talk that much but I was just wondering if maybe we should meet up  after school to work on our magnet project...?

My mother was a coal miner but she died in a coal mine after caved in and now I'm emotionally distraught and the only thing that makes me happy is carving figurines out of coal because you're in my favor.

Okay.  Uh...um I wasn't really asking you about that-

So, since my magnet is positive, and yours is negative.  We should be able to attract like-

Oh! (laughs) You were talking about the magnet!  Um sorry I just-

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すべてのロマンチックな映画 (Every Romantic Movie)

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