so I can stay in the shot with you

'cause you're so short.

- Thank you.

Hi everybody! Hi everyone! Hi!

Who am I here with?

- You're here with Caspar.

- The worst.

My least favorite human.

- You're just saying that... (laughter)

You're saying that to try to be cool.

- No, the truth is I love you.

And I brought you here today to record us

finally consummating our adoration for each other...

(laughter) We're gonna have sex, Caspar!

Here's what we're gonna do today, Caspar.

Do you know what a Minion is?

- I know what a Minion is.

- Have you seen the Minions movie?

- [Caspar] Nope. - [Tyler] Neither have I.

Have you seen Despicable Me?

- [Caspar] No. - [Tyler] Neither have I!

Oh my God, so we know nothing about anything.

I figure all the kids are taking about Minions nowadays

and they all hate them, so I figured...

- They hate them?

- I think they do. It's popular to hate the Minions.

I don't really get Minion culture.

I'm gonna quiz you on Minion trivia,

and if you get the question wrong,

I'm gonna shock you,

because I just wanna see you in pain.

But if you get it right, you can shock me.

(Caspar screetches)

- Wait, is this a sponsored video?

- No, I just think that Minions are clickable!

(laughter)

You'll know halfway through when I start talking about

the Minions audio book, (laughter) you'll know.

If you have this at home, don't use it.

- Only if you have to.

- Only if you're an adult, otherwise it'll hurt you,

so don't do it.

- Is a forearm meant to be the size of your penis?

- Listen... is mine smaller than yours?

Let me see your hands... woah!

Let me see your muscles.

- Not my left one. (Tyler laughs)

- Why, what you do? (laughter)

Okay, the first question.

How tall is the average Minion: 105cm or 75cm?

- They're Minions, so they're small... so 75?

- You got it wrong. (buzzer)

(Casper screams) (Tyler laughs)

Are you ready? - [Casper] Yes, go!

(Tyler laughs) (Casper screams)

- Can you feel it?

(Casper screams) (Tyler laughs)

Wait, can you really feel it? - [Caspar] Yeah.

(Caspar screams) (Tyler laughs)

- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay...

I went up to six.

- What does it go up to?

- [Tyler] I think 50. - [Casper] No.

- This poster for the Despicable Me 2 movie

has how many Minions in it?

I'm gonna show it right here so everyone can see it.

10400 or 2700?

- I'm guessing you're gonna try and trick me,

so I'm gonna go for the lower number

even though it looks like more. 2700.

- It's 10400. (buzzer)

(Tyler laughs) - That was the obvious answer.

- [Tyler] Okay, are you ready? - [Casper] So seven now?

- Seven.

(Casper sings) (Tyler laughs)

Bob the Minion is different that the other Minions

in a way that Mila Kunis and David Bowie

are different than other humans.

What is it:

sinistral chirality, which is lefthandedness,

or heterochromia iridium,

which is two different colored eyes?

- Lefthandedness.

That's the obvious answer, so I'm gonna do that.

- You're literally so bad at this (laughter).

(buzzer)

Bob has two different colored eyes.

So what is that, eight?

One, two, three, four, five...

Can you feel it? Is it not going?

- [Caspar] It is going! - [Tyler] I don't trust you.

- Do you promise on our friendship?

- I promise on our friendship, I can feel it.

It's like pins and needles, but I'm kind of feeling sick.

Do you want me to show you? - [Tyler] Yeah.

The most viewed video on YouTube about Minions,

is of four Minions singing a song called Banana.

How many views does the video have:

65 million, or 345 million?

(Minion singing)

- Wow. My YouTube channel that I've been working on

for years and years and years has 340 something million.

I'm gonna go with 345 million. - [Tyler] Are you really?

You're wrong. (buzzer)

(Tyler laughs) It's 65. - No! What the fuck?!

- Are you ready for it? Shock number nine.

(Caspar screeches)

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay...

Does it hurt? - [Caspar] Yeah.

- How many Oscar nominations

have the Minions earned? - [Caspar] Zero.

- Zero, one, two, three or four.

- Zero.

- Is that your final answer?

- Yeah, there's no way.

- Two nominations. (buzzer)

Best Animated Film and Best Original Song.

(Caspar shrieks)

(Tyler laughs)

There you go.

Done, done, done, done, done, done...

- I haven't got one right. - I know, you suck at this.

- It's starting to really hurt my bone.

- What is a Minion's favorite food?

Is it hot dog or banana?

- They sung a banana song that got 65 million views--

- True. - So I gotta go with banana.

- Is that your final answer?

- Yes, it is Tyler, please.

- Dang it! (bell rings)

I'm so nervous. Oh my God.

I shocked myself with a two earlier and it was too much.

- And I've been getting used to it and you're now starting--

- I'm so nervous! No, no, no, no!

(Tyler laughs)

(Tyler screams) Oh my God!

I can't even move my... I can't move...

Oh my God, oh my God...

I couldn't even move my hand. Oh my God, Caspar.

I don't think yours is on.

It is 100% not on. It is not on.

Give it to me.

I need to test it because I don't believe you.

Yours is not on.

- How do I put it on?

- Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Holy shit, it's on. (Tyler laughs)

Caspar, how are you not getting fucked up from that?

- I am, I'm just trying to be really cool.

- Oh my God. I hate the Minions.

- Oh my God. I feel like a dead human.

You need to keep getting them wrong.

I can't take another one.

Evil Minions were created with a PX-41 serum

and were designed to be indestructible.

What color are they: yellow or purple?

- Yellow. They're all yellow, right?

(buzzer) - Wrong answer! Thank God!

They're purple. The evil ones are purple.

(Caspar screams)

One, two, three, four, five...

I wanna take it down. I feel so bad for you.

Now that I've felt it, I hate that I have to do it to you.

It feels like I'm torturing friend.

How many fingers do Minions have: three or four?

Oh my God. My heart is so nervous.

- Why couldn't I have watched this?

(Tyler laughs)

Do you think I could see that poster?

- No, no, no. Get out of there.

- I'm gonna say three.

(Tyler sighs) - No.

(Tyler laughs) - You've got it right!

- Yes! (Caspar claps)

- I hate everything!

Wait, oh my God-- - [Caspar] What is it, 13?

- No. Please, no. Please.

I don't think I can take 13. I'm not even joking with you.

- You can't take 13? Yeah, you can.

- I'm a simple boy that has a very low threshold for pain.

- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

10, 11, 12, 13-- oh, 14! 13!

One, two... (Caspar laughs)

- [Tyler] I can't! - [Caspar] Three, four, five.

- Stop it, stop it, stop it! (laughter)

Oh my God. Oh my God.

I could cry! (laughter)

I hate the Minions!

I'm not even exaggerating right now.

I am in excruciating pain.

- Is it last one? - Last one.

There are seven named Minions.

Which British YouTuber shares a name with one of them:

Dan, Phil, Caspar, Joe, Alfie, Marcus, Louis,

Jim, Jack, Finn or Ollie?

You're never gonna get it, but if you do I'm gonna die.

Only one of them shares a name with a Minion.

- If I was an animator what would I call a Minion?

- Please don't get it right.

- Louis. What?

- You got it wrong. (buzzer)

- [Caspar] What is it? - [Tyler] It's Phil!

- I was gonna say Phil.

- No you weren't!

(Caspar screams)

One, two, three, four, five...

(Tyler laughs)

- Wow. (Tyler laughs)

- Do you feel like you know more about the Minions, Caspar?

- I do. I will never forget these questions and answers,

that's for sure. - [Tyler] Same.

Thank you so much, Caspar, for letting you torture you.

- Thank you, thank you.

I have a pretty good idea for my video now.

- What are we doing on your channel?

- I was gonna just play Twister with you,

but I think it would be fun to bring

this little contraption along.

- I'm terrified! How will that even work?

- I'm gonna think about it. - [Tyler] We'll see.

Go over to Caspar's channel.

Subscribe to him, 'cause he's one of my faves.

- And subscribe to Tyler, if you haven't yet.

He's one of my faves. - [Tyler] Stop it.

- Well he is my fave!

- You are my second favorite thing,

only after hating Minions.

There's hating Minions, and then loving Caspar.

Those are my hobbies.

Thank you so much, Caspar. I love you.

- [Caspar] Thank you Tyler. - [Tyler] I'll see you soon.

- If you like this video, give it a thumbs up.

And if you hate Minions, give it a thumbs up too.

That's how we'll know.

I'll see you guys tomorrow. Okay, bye.

How do you feel about Minions now?

- I hate them.