Name: フライデーナイトファイト (Friday Night Fights)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:22:02.000Z
Duration: 7 min 30 s
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MY FAMILY AND I CAME UP WITH A BUNCH OF MATCHUPS, AND I TWEETED

THEM OUT WITH THE HASHTAG #CHRISTMASBATTLE.

AND WE GOT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VOTES ON CLASSIC

HEAD-TO-HEADS LIKE "NUKE THE SIZE OF AN ANT VERSUS ANT THE

"HARRY POTTER'S WORMTAIL VERSUS LORD OF THE RINGS' WORMTONGUE."

PRUFROCK IS MERELY AN INSECURE, OVERDRAMATIC CRY BABY, WHILE

KYLO REN IS AN INSECURE, OVERDRAMATIC CRY BABY...

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELCOME TO "FRIDAY NIGHT

AND THE FIGHTS ARE DECIDED VIA TWITTER POLL, SO IT'S LIKE THE

ELECTION, BUT YOUNG PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU GOT THE CARDS?

THIS IS MY OLD FRIEND AND PRODUCER PAUL DINELLO,

PAUL IS GOING TO JOIN ME FOR "FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS."

>> Stephen: YOU WERE THE BEST MAN IN MY WEDDING, RIGHT?

>> Stephen: AND WHO WAS THE BEST MAN AT YOUR WEDDING?

>> Stephen: HOW MANY BROTHERS DO YOU HAVE, PAUL?

>> Stephen: ANOTHER SO I WAS TWO OUT OF TWO.

WHO LOVES THE OTHER ONE MORE, PAUL OR STEPHEN?

GO VOTE NOW, WHO LOVES THE OTHER ONE MORE, PAUL OR STEPHEN?

PAUL, YOU READY TO PLAY "FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS"?

TWEETED OVER THE HOLIDAYS BUT HAVEN'T WEIGHED IN ON YET,

"MARVEL SUPERVILLAIN THANOS VERSUS IMMORTAL SUPER-ELF SANTA

WEIGHING AT 6'7', 985 POUNDS, THE GREATEST OF ALL TITANIAN

ETERNALS HAS A LEFT-HAND REACH OF ANYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE AND

ANY POINT IN HISTORY, THANKS TO HIS TECHNO-MYSTICAL

WEAKNESSES: OVERCONFIDENCE, PRETTY DUMB OUTFIT.

A FORMIDABLE FIGHTER, BUT DON'T COUNT OUT HIS OPPONENT:

ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE, SANTA TIPS THE SCALES AT 5'7", 310

POUNDS, FULL OF JELLY, CAN TRAVEL FAST ENOUGH TO VISIT

EVERY GOOD BOY OR GIRL IN A SINGLE NIGHT.

HIS POWERFUL ALLIES INCLUDE AN ARMY OF ELF SLAVES; SENTIENT,

FLYING DEER; AND THE COCA-COLA CORPORATION.

WEAKNESSES: TYPE II DIABETES, AND TIM ALLEN'S ROOF.

I THINK THANOSE WALKS AWAY WITH THIS IMMEDIATELY.

I AM LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD AND THANOSE RULES IT.

YOU DON'T GO ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT UNLESS

>> Stephen: BUT SANTA, SANTA IS-- SANTA HE'S A JOLLY OLD ELF.

HE'S NOT A MINDLESS CIG MACHINE LIKE THANOSE IS.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY ELVES HE HAS KILLED IN HIS WORKSHOPS.

HE COULD BE A MAD MAN THE OTHER 364 DAYS OF THE YEAR.

BESIDES, SANTA ALWAYS GETS IT DONE, NEVER MEASED UP ONE

>> Stephen: WHAT'S A BABY GOING TO DO MYRRH.

>> WE'LL HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN VOTES HIT THE

VIEWERS, CAST YOUR VOTES AT MY TWITTER PAGE, @STEPHENATHOME,

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT, SANTA OR THANOSE.

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