(doorbell rings)

- Oh hey, can you stay the fuck in your room?

- I'm pretending like I wasn't frantically cleaning

for the past 15 minutes.

- I tried on seven outfits before I decided on this one.

- [both] Bullshit about wine.

- I've been wine tasting once.

Diverting this nervous energy by looking at a screen.

I'm putting the burden of choice on you.

- Oh I'm not accepting that responsibility.

- Then that case I will offer up five or six

very diverse choices to show my intelligence,

sense of humor, the fact that I went to college.

- Comment about that really popular series

everyone's talking about on the internet.

- Yeah.

- [both] But starting a series together

is a lot of commitment.

- Who cares, we won't be watching the movie anyway.

- Oh yes I just wanna make out a lot.

- And do other stuff.

Alright getting ready to be nervous for 20 minutes

about when to touch you.

- And how we decide to sit now

will determine a precedent

about the rest of our relationship.

- Ignoring the fact that my arm's gonna be numb

in 10 minutes.

- Oh, too close to your butt.

Oh, too close to your vagina.

Too close--

(gasps)

- I'm not actually scared,

I just wanted to touch your leg.

- Commenting on the movie to start

an overlapping dialogue.

- I'm answering but I know what you're actually doing

considering how close our faces are together.

- I'm just kinda talking to talk.

- Angling my face hoping you're gonna take a hint.

- Hiding my boner with my elbow.

- Hoping you're gonna make a move.

- I still can't tell if you like me.

- Fuck it.

(romantic music)

- I'm eating your cereal.