is me making Easy Mac,

put some Honey Nut Cheerios on that,

and a little sriracha.

Bam, that's, drunk food.

What?!

Oh god.

Okay, sausage.

I wanna take a couple vacation days off work

and take this to Europe with me.

That's a bug. We're eating a bug.

That's straight-up Flick from A Bug's Life.

Chicken

Listen, this is an origami swan.

Oh, hell no.

I can't do it.

What is this orange ball sack?

Is that an eyeball?

It's got a bit of quail.

Here's that, Phillipiines. I finished it.

Should we do another shot.

Yo, let's be real. This is from like Iowa or something.

Oh, fuck yeah.

I'm guessing there's balls in here.

These are the best balls I've ever had in my mouth.

It's like,

- This is the best thing I've ever eaten. - Holy fuck.

I once had a meal from like a five-star chef.

Brazil, you got it right.

What is this shiny food?

- I love, - And what is this root?

Oh, what the fuck?

I like it.

Uh, that's so salty.

It's so bad.

Yo, why are you so nonchalant with this?

'Cause, I'm a foody, okay. I like food.

You need like a full Big Mac to sober up.

You can't just like have a piece of salmon.

- Fucking squid. - Disrespecting Russia, man.

Oh, it stuck to the wall.

Oh god, why did you do that?

This looks like something out of Sbarro.

That way

What is it called, a daughter kabob?

What's donor?

This is really good.

This is way better than a Big Mac.

This is a food that's accessible to the guy

that just came out of the club.

It's too fancy.

No, no. Hold on, I'll eat yours.

No!

I think these drunk foods were delicious.

In fact, I think I'm gonna have a little bit more right now.

There's not nearly as much fried stuff as I was expecting.

Like American drunk food is good but is limited.

I'm into all your drunk foods.

I loved all the foods.

Like, if you ever think about right now if you're in a coma

and none of this real,

like you're just in a bed somewhere,

with like a little bubuk going.

I feel weird that the Internet is watching us eat,

fucking wasted right now!

I'm gonna throw this at Liz's face right now.