字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Boy, it is crazy. There are only seven more days until Christmas. That's-- [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] How many of you started your holiday shopping already? Okay. [cheers and applause] And how many of you are gonna wait for, like, six more days? [cheers and applause] Holiday shopping can be expensive, so I thought I would share some tips for holiday shopping on a budget. Tip \\#1: Everyone's talking about the new "Star Wars" movie, and a lot of kids and full-grown men want lightsabers for Christmas. [audience laughter] And they ain't cheap, I'll tell you that. So, look what I made right here. [imitates lightsaber hum] [audience laughter] [cheers and applause] Yeah, all you need is a pool noodle, and some black tape, and-- [audience laughter] For $2.00, you got yourself a lightsaber right there. And it's waterproof. That's using your noodle, I'll tell you that. [audience laughter] Tip \\#2: If you're shopping for your Jewish friends, remember, Hanukkah ended last week. All you need to get them is this: Nothing! [laughter and applause] Too late! [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] Boom! Just saved you some money right there. [audience laughter] Tip \\#3: A great gift for Dad is Johnny Walker Blue Label Scotch, which costs about 200 bucks, but you can buy Johnny Walker Red for $20. So you get yourself a blue marker, and you buy yourself-- [audience laughter] The blue label, and then you just color it. [audience laughter] And now you got blue. [cheers and applause] The red-- [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] Tip \\#4: Lingerie is a great gift for that special someone in your life, or your mailman. [audience laughter] Did you know that regular underwear is cheaper than lingerie? Which makes sense. [audience laughter] No, it makes no sense. [audience laughter] Wait, no, regular underwear-- I said it wrong: regular underwear is actually more expensive than lingerie, and lingerie has less fabric, so it seems ridiculous, so what you do, here, is-- [audience laughter] Lingerie is more expensive. [audience laughter] Yeah, I know. I know. The joke's still gonna work. [audience laughter] Did you know-- [laughter and applause] Wait till you hear this, guys. Lingerie's more expensive... [audience laughter] than regular underwear, which is crazy, because it's less fabric. So what you do is you buy yourself just a regular pair of underwear, like that. You get yourself some scissors, and then-- [audience laughter] [audience laughter] And look what you got. [cheers and applause] Now, Tip \\#5: You can just give someone the perfect gift without spending any money at all, and that is the gift of dance.
B1 中級 予算に合わせたホリデーギフト (Budget-Friendly Holiday Gifts) 1803 104 羅淑鈴 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日 シェア シェア 保存 報告 動画の中の単語