Just gotta send an email and then I'll be right with you.

Okay?

Oh, you again.

- Is hula hoop a sport?

- Uh, I don't thi--

- Can owls walk?

- Can owls walk?

- Is Dilbert Jewish?

- Recipe using only crackers.

- Facebook.

- (sigh) Lazy.

- Directions to downtown.

- Well it's gonna be 35 minutes unless you use Waze.

- Get off the highway!

Now, now, now!

- Selena Gomez-- - [Google] Gomez feet.

- Taylor Swift-- - [Google] Swift feet.

- Katy Perry-- - [Google] Perry feet.

- What is wrong with people?

- What happens if plant sesame seed?

- Oriental rug, politically correct?

- How to become astronaut.

- Bad news.

- Hmm.

How to work for NASA?

- Sorry.

- Planetarium jobs?

- Nope.

- Planetarium volunteers?

- Uh uh.

- Help wanted, laser tag.

- Now we're talking.

- Dad from The Nanny dead.

- Now cut across four lanes of traffic!

- Mayonnaise as butter substitute.

(gags)

- Facebook.

- You know, you can just...

- Google Wave, what happened?

- We killed it.

- Google Glass, what happened?

- We killed it.

- Google Car.

- Oh, oh, oh, whoa, now, now,

this is gonna be amazing actually.

- Okay to drink expired milk?

- No!

- What happens if drank expired milk?

- Oh my god, why did you ask me in the first place?

- Paul Walker car crash.

- Really sad.

- Pics.

- Red light cameras everywhere.

- You're freaking him out.

- Racist if only like California rolls?

- Age of consent, California.

- Facebook.

- It is right there!

You could just...

Stupid.

Well, that is it for the day.

(double clap)

(yelling, panic, and sirens)

- Dad from The Nanny.

- Dead?

- Seriously?

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