- CAN YOU TOTALLY CHILL OUT? - NO, I'M SO ANNOYED RIGHT NOW.

CAN YOU, LIKE, NOT TALK TO ME FOR, LIKE, A SECOND?

LIKE, THAT'D BE GREAT. THAT'D BE FINE.

THAT'D BE FINE BY ME.

WHAT? OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

THIS IS BULL[bleep]. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY

BE THE PROBLEM WITH LETTING TWO MORE PEOPLE IN?

- CHECK YOUR GIRL, BRO.

- I'M SORRY. - EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU SAY?

"CHECK YOUR GIRL"? UH-UHH, IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

NO ONE CHECKS ME BECAUSE I'M NOT LUGGAGE.

OKAY? SO YOU CAN GO [bleep] YOURSEE-ELF.

- MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY,

TWO MORE PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME OUT IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS,

AND THEN WE CAN GO IN.

- NO! LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEING IN THE GREEN MILE?

- HE WASN'T IN THE GREEN MILE!

HE CLEARLY WASN'T IN THAT MOVIE.

- WHAT DOES TOM HANKS'S PENIS FEEL LIKE?

- MEEGAN! - MOREOVER, HOW DOES IT FEEL

WHEN SWARMS OF BEES ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR FACE?

- SERIOUSLY, I'M SORRY. IT'S, LIKE, HER FAVORITE MOVIE.

- DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ME!

YEAH, THIS IS NICE, THIS IS NICE.

YOU LOOK LIKE COMMON MEETS THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

- MEEGAN-- - WHEN YOU BROUGHT

THE FRANKINCENSE TO BABY JESUS, DID THEY, LIKE...

- OH. - MAKE YOU STAND

OUTSIDE THE BARN BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BIG,

OR DID THEY INVITE YOU IN WITH ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS?

DON'T FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS AT ME,

OKAY? - HE'S--

- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPOLITE THAT IS?

- HE HASN'T MOVED HIS NOSTRILS ONCE SINCE WE GOT HERE.

- I SAW THEM MOVE! - THEY DID NOT MOVE, MEEGAN.

- THEY FLARED!

- MEEGAN, THEY [bleep] DID NOT MOVE!

- YOUR NOSTRILS FLARED MORE THAN A SURVIVOR FROM A BOAT ACCIDENT.

- WHAT?

- HE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING ME IN THE EYES.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO CONTINUE TO BE A LITTLE PRICK,

YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED.

- DON'T TOUCH HIM, MEE-- MEEGAN.

- [scoffs] CRAZY BITCH.

- [gasps]

[squeaks]

- [sighs]

OH!

- I TOTALLY LOVE MY NAILS RIGHT NOW.

I'M SO OVER EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW,

OVER THE FLOOR, I'M OVER THE SKY, I'M OVER YOU,

OVER THAT PUSSY BACK THERE.

YOU'RE A PUSSY!

- MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY. - WHATEVER.

- [makes kissing sounds]

- NICE LEGS, LITTLE LADY. [laughter]

- UM, EXCUSE ME?

- OH, GOD!

- HEY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?

WHAT THE [bleep] DID YOU JUST SAY?

YOU GUYS COME BACK HERE WITH YOUR LITTLE ITTY-BITTY DICKS.

- YOU BEST CONTROL YOUR LADY.

- YUP. - [gasps] EXCUSE--

"CONTROL YOUR LADY"? NO, HE DOESN'T CONTROL ME,

'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'M NOT A REMOTE.

- MEEGAN, BABY, CAN WE JUST LET THIS GO?

- NO, I'M TALKING TO THE PUSSIES OF ANARCHY RIGHT NOW.

- OH, BOY. - YEAH, YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU ALL GATHER YOURSELVES,

AND WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND FIGURE OUT A WAY

TO [bleep] ON EACH OTHER'S LEATHERY PENI.

- HEY, [bleep] YOU, BITCH! - [gasps]

- OH, NO. - [squeaks]

- [sighs]

IT'S NOT EVEN THE PLURAL OF "PENIS."

[punching thud] - YEAH!

[thugs laughing]

- I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!

YES! I FEEL INVINCIBLE!

LIKE I HAVE SUPER POWERS OR SOMETHING. HA HA!

YOU HEAR THAT, ALL YOU [bleep] OF THE WORLD?

I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

- BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT YOUR OWN FIGHTS,

YOU CRAZY BITCH! - [gasps]

- OH, BOY. - [squeaks]

- OH, NO.

- [squeaks]

- [sighs]

UGH! OH.

- NOTHING CAN STOP ME!