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  • - I feel like if I were a food I'd be a nice

  • refreshing lemon sorbet, you know, something refreshing.

  • - No, I think you're a spicy chicken sausage.

  • - [Both] Yeah!

  • - Because it's spicy and I love chicken.

  • That totally makes sense.

  • - What kind of food would I be?

  • - A bran muffin.

  • - What? Why am I a bran muffin?

  • - You know, you're nutritious, practical.

  • - Sarah, bran muffin's like the most boring,

  • disgusting food in the world.

  • - You could have blueberries but, I mean,

  • you don't take risks.

  • - Oh my God.

  • - You know, it's a safe food,

  • you know it's gonna make you poop, that's--

  • - Ah, we are not friends anymore.

  • - Sarah!

  • - Some people like bran muffins, old people!

  • - Oh my God.

  • - Sometimes when you think you're being funny

  • you're actually being super mean.

  • - What? Name one time.

  • - Just now. - Yeah.

  • - Okay, name one other time.

  • - Okay, how about when you taped my phone to the ceiling.

  • - Exactly.

  • Or when you asked me, "Is that what you're wearing today?"

  • - Okay, it was cold out and you were wearing short sleeves.

  • And that was funny.

  • - It's fine, Sarah.

  • You know, it's just who you are.

  • - Yeah, you're a little mean, it's fine.

  • - I am a nice person.

  • I'm going to prove it to you crumb bums.

  • - Okay! Bye, Ms. Congeniality.

  • - What's a crumb bum?

  • - (laughs) Brandon, he's such a weenie.

  • I'm going to tell everybody about this.

  • Wait, is this me being mean?

  • I can fix this.

  • Let me fix this.

  • - Hey buddy! - Hey.

  • - You want a sticker?

  • - Is it a bran muffin sticker?

  • - No.

  • - Yeah, no, I'm all right.

  • - Why won't you accept my kindness?

  • - Yeah, so I ate the whole thing

  • and it wasn't even glutton free.

  • - Wait, what?

  • - It was full of glutton.

  • It's not that I'm allergic or anything;

  • I just don't like it.

  • Like, at least if it's gonna have glutton,

  • can you tell me so I'm emotionally prepared?

  • - What? - Nothing, nothing.

  • Nothing at all.

  • - Ha, dude looks like a giant green bean.

  • - Hey, what'd you say?

  • - Oh, I didn't say anything.

  • - No, you just said a joke.

  • - Oh, I just said Gary looks like a giant green bean

  • 'cause he's tall.

  • - Haha, he does.

  • Hey, yo, Gary, you're a giant green bean.

  • (laughter)

  • That's really good. - Thank you.

  • - Wait, but what food is Ella?

  • - Pancakes.

  • - Yes, oh my god. - That totally makes sense.

  • - And Sarah's black liquorice, right?

  • (laughter)

  • - What?

  • Because she looks like candy on the outside

  • but she's bitter on the inside.

  • (laughter)

  • - Well, Brent, you're borscht.

  • You're old, smelly borscht in a boot. You're boot borscht.

  • - Do you guys think Sarah likes me?

  • - What kind of pancakes do you think I am?

  • - Banana.

- I feel like if I were a food I'd be a nice

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私はおかしいのか、意地悪なのか? (Am I Funny Or Mean?)

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    doubleb2bb に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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