(shouts)

(laughs)

- Son of a (bleep)!

(mock shouts)

(hard rock music)

(grunts)

(bleep)

Oh!

(grunts)

- No!

- Oh, god!

("Filthy Red")

- We don't need these dumb instructions

these are useless. - [Guy in Black] Yeah, right.

- What?

- I'm kinda worried about gutting this.

I feel like I'm gonna catch a hot one in the eye.

- Hey, hey.

- (coughs) Got it in my eye.

- The guy I used to see it, like, Brookstone,

those, like, nose hair trimmers?

- Yeah.

- Like I think that went, like, (makes buzzing sound)

- Oh (bleep).

(bleep)

(laughs)

- A little, teeny, little splashy-poo.

- Pinterest bowl looks likes (bleep) compared to that.

(camera shutter)

- Is this more fun than taking a shot?

(laughs) Yes.

Is this more efficient than taking a shot?

- [Both] No.

- Yo, if this was at a party, I'd leave.

("Filthy Red")

- I am totally aghast, what we do with these.

- First off, if I'm having ice cream, I don't want an apple.

- It's a lot of gutting things

and then putting things in other things.

- Just get a bowl.

- This is for someone that's just trying

to make their life more difficult.

- Yeah, you have to be really dedicated

if you want to make Pinterest stuff for your party.

Oh no, I made a whole in it!

- Oh!

- I feel like you're gonna break something.

- Oh, whoa!

- Jesus Christ, I wanna kill myself with this thing.

- You know how I said I hated this before?

I kinda like it now 'cause this one worked out

and I'm pretty proud of my accomplishments.

- Man, this is whack.

- Do people struggle making these things?

'Cause we just knocked it out of the (bleep) park!

With the stem!

- Oh! Attention to detail!

(camera shutter)

- Oh, strawberry and lemon is disgusting.

("Filthy Red")

- Why?

- How are we gonna do that?

(grunts)

- We didn't even put the masking tape on it.

- They've got decorations and stars and things on this.

- Oh, we're gonna get some stars.

- I'm here for moral support right now.

- I thought Pinterest was much more about,

like, wedding dresses.

- Guys impress other guys on the size of their grill.

- Yeah.

- Girls impress other girls on the cuteness of their...

melons. (laughs)

That's how I ima--

- Why aren't you manhandling this?

We can't serve this at the picnic.

- You cannot pay me,

or you could pay me to do this.

- Yeah!

Bitch got a basket!

(whistles)

- I'm a proud gay momma right now.

So beautiful. - [Guy in Red] Aww,

- [Guy in Red] stop it.

- The more you know.

- Is that a star?!

- Yeah.

(camera shutter)

- This sucked.

- I kinda liked it.

- We crushed it.

- I wanna almost take pictures of what we did

and put them on Pinterest.

- Pinterest is not for people who wanna cut corners.

It's people that wanna look cute.

- I make chicken parmigiana out of cold pieces of chicken

and string cheese.

- I'd make a Pinterest about how to cut the sleeves

off your shirts so you look bad ass.