What?

- So, I’m gonna be cutting

Jennifer’s hair today.

- If I went like, snip, right there a lot would...

See, already I can see her getting really angry at me.

- You better not do that.

- She doesn’t want me to do that.

- [Steven] New Girl look.

New cut, new girl, new life.

- [Tyler] Safiya has a lot of hair.

We’re gonna bring it back.

- I think you’re gonna be surprised.

- Hopefully, but I do have a hair appointment scheduled

just in case.

(intense music)

- I feel like I’m constructing an Ikea set right now.

(bleep)

- That means I’m gonna look awful.

- I feel like I’m on Project Runway right now.

- They don’t cut their hair on Project Runway.

- [Tyler] Okay, nevermind.

- That felt like a lot.

(whimpering) - [Steven] Not good?

- It’s so short!

- If you ponytail it and cut it, I’ll kill you.

(laughing)

- Okay.

- What is that face you just made?

(giggling)

- Wait, no.

Babe it’s gonna look good, don’t worry about it.

- [Jennifer] I don’t understand...

(giggling)

The method that you’re using.

- I’m sorry, I never went to haircutting school.

- I would advise you to look at my front

and make sure the two sides are the same.

Like, the same length. - [Tyler] Okay.

- And there’s no awkward strands

like the ones that I’m feeling and pulling at—

- [Tyler] Okay, okay!

- Should I do it all in one?

Like, all in one swoop? - [Jennifer] Sure.

- Is that the right way to do it?

(giggling) - No!

- [Steven] Just like that?

- [Jennifer] You go below, yeah.

- [Steven] Like this? - [Jennifer] Sure.

(bleep)

- Hang on one second.

- [Steven] I just cut myself, there.

- Oh my god, wait, we’re good!

We’re good! It’s so short!

- [Steven] Wait, stop. - [Jennifer] Do I look

horrible? - [Steven] No, I think it

looks, I think it looks cute.

- [Safiya] Yeah? - [Tyler] Yeah.

- Is it good?

Maybe?

- I think this is pretty good!

- Okay?

- It may not be even everywhere.

(laughter)

- Alright...

(laughing) Oh my god!

- No good?

- It doesn’t look bad, actually.

It looks pretty good. - [Tyler] Right?

- It doesn’t look like Jennifer Aniston at all.

- I look like one of those scary monster dolls

that you find at Toys R Us.

- It looks like a trim.

- [Tyler] Yeah! - [Safiya] Kind of.

- Your hair’s just a little shorter.

- I think it’s a good look, I like the bang look.

It’s a banging set of bangs you got going on there.

- See, cause look at this.

It’s like in, and down.

That’s really the problem.

(playful music)

- I thought it would be worse, I mean...

I can live with it.

- See? Not terrible.

That’s all I was going for.

- You look cute.

- I know.

- Yikes. (smooches)

- You need trust for something like this.

Um, I definitely have a little bit more respect

for hairstylists.

- Me too.

- [Steven] She’s still pretty cute.

- [Jennifer] Thanks.

- [Steven] You’ve got hair all over you by the way.