字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - But here's what's good about 30 is that you drink through your mouth instead of pouring alcohol into a funnel into your butt. (laughter) That's the new craze. (upbeat music) - I don't consider 30 old, per say, I consider it on the way up. - 30 is midlife crisis and then you find yourself. - When I hear the age 30 I think of better, you know, more wisdom. - I don't, I don't want to be 30. - It seems old, it does. - 30 seems old. - It does. - I know. (cries) - It's okay. That's the scary part, is that you go to bed 29, you wake up 30 and it's the same life. - Everyone said midlife crises, that's not... - Yeah, that's the weird ones. - It's funny, what they don't realize is that the quarter-life crisis I feel like is actually pretty true. You get out of college and then you're like. . . - [Man] What am I doing with my life. - [Woman] "oh shit." - I think the quarter-life crisis is just you have to pay rent. - Parties will be irrelevant because I'll be too old. - The parties will be ending early. - Parties will be boring. 30-year-olds just drink wine and let's have a night watching SVU. - Parties at 30 actually get a lot better. - Yeah - Because the parties that you're going to now are just loud music and skunk beer. - Oh, and sweat - And sweat. - And shame. - Maybe this is good or bad but I still host a lot of parties that go 'till 4 am. - Where did you get that we all drink wine all the time? - I've had wine before. - Wine will become your best friend in your thirties if maybe ditched the boxed wine. - When you leave the party's over. So it doesn't really matter what time it is. - When I leave. - Hopefully boys will be men by the time they're 30. (laughter) That's gonna be the best, or not. I mean, maybe they need to be, like, 35, I don't know. - I feel like by the time I turn 30 I really wouldn't care what people think, at all. - Depending on how cool my twenties are, maybe I'll be married. - But nobody will know that I am 30, when I'm 30. Everyone's gonna think I'm still 29. - Like right now I'm still kind of in that teenage mindset where I feel that everyone's criticizing me - But when I'm 30, I just wanna live. - We'll be the wine-night 30-year-olds who are like, "Ugh, those 20-year-olds don't know what they're doing." - Uh-huh, but they sure are hot. (laughter) - The only thing that I've learned from 20 to 30 is that I don't know anything. Once you realize that you don't know shit, - Then you know shit. - Then you know shit. - Yeah, you definitely come into your own and you feel so much more comfortable just being yourself. - If you think that women are gonna get better by the time they're 30, just wait 'till you have a 40-year-old. - The answer is you're not gonna be where you think you are. - Yeah. Totes. - Deep. (laughter) - [voiceover] There's one last thing I'd like to say: fireball is-- - [ Man in hat] Delicious. - [Man with beard] Awful. - [Man in hat] Oh. - None of these fools know what the f*** they're talking about.