- Hey friend, what are you up to?

- Oh, just wondering what Andrew and Justin

are talking about.

- Hmmm, who cares?

It's probably just guy stuff.

- Like what?

- You know, like the sports they watched on TV last night.

Justin's probably like,

"Oh hey, did you see the sweet dunk

"(mumbling) last night?

"It was like so much better than the last time

"the exact same thing happened.

"Hahaha."

- Yeah, or they're talking about some gross guy stuff.

I bet you right now, Andrew's like,

"Dude, I saw the sweetest babe online last night,

"and she had the best pair of jugs

"I've ever seen."

- Nobody says jugs anymore, Ashly.

- Nu huh. All boys have nicknames for boobs.

- Oh yeah. Justin probably calls them like honkers.

- And Andrew calls them fun bags.

- [Sara] Bazookas.

- Titties!

- OK, gross, Ashly.

- Sara, we live in a world where people say titties.

Deal with it.

Wait, what if they're talking about

how they can't express their real feelings

because society has taught them that

their emotions aren't masculine.

What if Andrew's like,

"Dude, I just wanna go home

"and watch "Steel Magnolias" and cry

"because I'm a man and I have feelings, dammit!"

- And Justin's like,

"I just wanna be a family man and take care of my kids."

- So, I've just been chopping so many onions

at this point that I couldn't not cry in my kitchen.

- Dude, just bite a wooden spoon.

That's what I do.

Works like a charm.

- Hey, what do you think Ashly and Sara

are talking about?

- Probably just period stuff.

- Yeah, like Ashly right now is probably like,

"Oh, my cramps are killing me.

"I just wanna rip out my vagina."

- And Sara's like, "I just need me some

"chocolate right now."

- You watch basketball last night?

- Yeah, did you see the jugs on that cheerleader?

- Dude, no one says jugs.

- (sighs) You know, watching "Steel Magnolias"

tonight actually sounds really nice.

Can we go do that?

- Yeah, I think I have some chocolate at home.

- Yes!

("Only in my Sleep")