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  • - Every once in a while I'll eat canned food,

  • but it's usually like in a dark time of my life.

  • The Weirdest Canned Food Taste Test

  • - [Voiceover] Brown bread, raisin flavored!

  • - You're gonna have to...

  • - Oh.

  • - Oh, it's coming.

  • I loosened it for you.

  • - Yeah, sure.

  • - I like it.

  • - Oh, it's so "raisin-y".

  • - It doesn't taste like raisins, though.

  • - I do feel, though, if they would serve this to me

  • on a plate at a fancy restaurant,

  • I'd be like "oh, chante, this is amazeur".

  • - You can can bread.

  • - I, for one, would rather die by zombies.

  • - [Voiceover] A sample of rattlesnake meat

  • in the purest form.

  • - Aah, no! I don't even want to eat normal rattlesnake,let alone in a can.

  • - God, it's awful looking.

  • - How we go from bread to rattlesnakes?

  • How did that happen?

  • - (laughs) This was a very quick escalation.

  • - That smells pretty damn good.

  • - Smell it, smell it, smell it.

  • - No, that's from a snake.

  • (man laughs)

  • - [Both] Cheers.

  • - Aah, I'm sorry, aah!

  • - I mean, it's more like venison, pork...

  • - Ew, the spine, it's a spine!

  • - There's a snake spine in here.

  • - We work hard, we deserve boneless canned food.

  • - And especially boneless rattlesnake.

  • - Like, you could definitely put this in foods

  • that a chicken would be in or something,

  • (man laughs)

  • and you could just pass off and get away with it.

  • - I hope there's a prize in here

  • and it's just a little rattle.

  • - [Voiceover] It's octopus. - [Man] It's octopus, oh!

  • - Ooh!

  • - [Both] Ugh!

  • - Don't waste time nor money in cooking it,

  • cutting it, or keeping it frozen.

  • - Oh, it's a tentacle!

  • - Yeah, tentacle!

  • - When they get calamari, all the white people are like

  • "oh, I want the rings, I don't want this stuff

  • "with the tentacles".

  • - You would hang out with people that say stuff like that.

  • - Freshy fishy.

  • - It's too chewy, it's like it never ends.

  • Like, I keep chewing it to get it to go away.

  • - I know, and then the flavor keeps coming out.

  • - I don't like it.

  • - I mean, if you're trying to improve your jaw strength--

  • - [Woman] Yeah, like that. - [Man] This is the best meal.

  • - It feels like gum.

  • - Ugh, stop it.

  • - [Both men] Fried chicken in a can.

  • - [Woman] Fried "chik'n".

  • - So you're giving me fried chicken in a can,

  • and it's not even real fried chicken?

  • - Ooh, how does it, it does not need to be that thick.

  • (man laughs)

  • - There's no reason it needs to be this big.

  • - It smells like dog food, like one you mix in.

  • - Oh yeah, it smells like Fancy Feast.

  • - Hmm.

  • - It became a liquid so fast.

  • - We can call it fried chicken, they're vegetarian,

  • they won't know, they don't know what fried chicken

  • tastes like 'cause they're vegetarians.

  • - It makes me feel lonely.

  • - Are you gonna give us a fake turkey now?

  • - It's Thanksgiving, you're gonna give us

  • a fake processed turkey in a can?

  • Jesus tap dancing Christ.

  • - [Voiceover] Alligator in Cajun-style gravy.

  • - We got some Cajun-style "alligata"!

  • (man laughs)

  • - That smells delightful.

  • - It look primordial as shit.

  • - Kind of smells like Cup O' Noodles

  • like with Sriracha in them.

  • - Really Cajun.

  • - Nice spice.

  • - If I had to have a choice during the Apocalypse

  • or whatever this would be it.

  • - Like, too soft, it's too soft.

  • - This opened up a whole new world for me

  • 'cause this is not bad.

  • - I don't think most people have alligator and rattlesnake

  • canned foods, but, for a lot of people, canned food

  • is a reality, it's a part of life,

  • it's something you need eat to survive.

  • - Mm-hmm.

  • - The fact that I can sit here in a chair

  • surrounded by lights and say which ones I,

  • joke about which ones tasted disgusting to me,

  • I mean, that's coming from a place of privilege,

  • and I don't forget for a second how lucky we are.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Also, fuck this and I don't want to eat it ever again.

  • - True.

  • - How is smoke-flavor an ingredient?

  • - I don't know, maybe they just have a smoker standing there

  • at the end going (blows smoke).

  • - Ew.

  • - And now you "'ave" fried chicken with smoke "flava".

  • - So they're French as well?

  • - I mean, if I had to hire a person to smoke on my food,

  • I would hire a French person, 'cause at least it'd be sexy.

- Every once in a while I'll eat canned food,

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