for "Self-Control."

[LOUD ORCHESTRA MUSIC]

[MUNCHING]

A long time ago, in a cookies and milky way galaxy far,

far away, Star S'Mores-- the thrilling story

of a princess taken prisoner by the evil galactic empire.

PRINCESS PARFAITA: Help!

I've been taken prisoner by the evil galactic empire!

NARRATOR: And of the unlikely heroes who must rescue her.

There's the young Luke Piewalker.

LUKE PIEWALKER: I won't fail you, Princess Parfaita.

NARRATOR: The mischievous, but lovable, Flan Solo.

FLAN SOLO: And don't forget roguishly handsome.

NARRATOR: With his loyal partner, Chewie the Cookie.

CHEWIE: [GURGLING SOUND]

FLAN SOLO: What?

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa!

Hey!

Whoa!

Stop the music!

Me can't have cookie for partner.

LUKE PIEWALKER: Why not?

FLAN SOLO: This why not.

Cookie!

CHEWIE: [SHOUTING]

FLAN SOLO: [MUNCHING] Hey!

He not chewy.

He crunchy.

LUKE PIEWALKER: Flan!

You can't eat your partner!

You'll have to control yourself, or we'll never

get to the princess.

FLAN SOLO: Control meself?

How?

NARRATOR: Watch as our heroes seek

the advice of their wise and wrinkled mentor, Only

One Cannoli.

FLAN SOLO: Help me, Only One Cannoli.

You me only hope.

CHEWIE: Wrrawrr.

LUKE PIEWALKER: He needs to control himself, and not

eat his partner, who happens to be a cookie, Only One.

FLAN SOLO: Yeah, yeah.

You got strategy for that?

ONLY ONE CANNOLI: Use the four.

FLAN SOLO: Sorry, use the wha?

ONLY ONE CANNOLI: The four.

When you start to lose control, stop and count to four.

It will help you calm down.

Remember, the four will be with you always.

FLAN SOLO: Oh, hey, dat sound like good strategy

to help control meself around cookie!

LUKE PIEWALKER: Whoa!

You're losing control.

Remember, use the four.

FLAN SOLO: Yeah, right.

Me stop, and count one, two, three, four.

LUKE PIEWALKER: Do you feel calmer now?

FLAN SOLO: Yes.

The power of four is strong.

But the power of cookie is stronger!

Cookie!

CHEWIE: [GURGLING SOUND]

FLAN SOLO: Om!

LUKE PIEWALKER: Oh, no!

He needs to try another strategy!

NARRATOR: You'll get goosebumps when they seek out

their wiser, and even more wrinkled, mentor, Groda.

GRODA: More wrinkled?

Hmph.

When 900 years old you reach, look as cute you will not.

Hmph.

FLAN SOLO: Hey, he remind me of somebody.

But who?

LUKE PIEWALKER: Master Groda, my friend

needs another strategy to help control himself.

GRODA: Strategy, hm?

Sing a little ditty you must.

Yes.

FLAN SOLO: Sing?

Well, how singing help me control meself?

GRODA: Helps take your mind off the "you know what."

FLAN SOLO: "You know what?"

Oh!

You mean cookie!

Ah!

LUKE PIEWALKER: Flan, stop!

Try the new strategy.

GRODA: There is no try, only sing!

[SINGING] La, la, la, la la.

FLAN SOLO: OK, me sing!

[SINGING] Twinkle, twinkle, little star ship.

LUKE PIEWALKER: I think the singing strategy

is helping to distract Flan.

FLAN SOLO: [SINGING] Up above the world

so high, like a-- cookie in the-- cookie!

Om!

LUKE PIEWALKER: Oh, no!

That strategy didn't work!

How will we rescue the princess now?

NARRATOR: You'll feel the tension as our heroes come face

to face with the ultimate villain.

DARTH BAKER: I find your lack of control disturbing.

LUKE PIEWALKER: Darth Baker?

FLAN SOLO: What we do now?

LUKE PIEWALKER: I don't know.

We're all out of mentors.

Oh, if only my father were here.

DARTH BAKER: Luke, I am your father.

LUKE PIEWALKER: What?

FLAN SOLO: Interesting twist.

LUKE PIEWALKER: Father, I feel the good in you.

Give us a new strategy!

DARTH BAKER: Aw, that's easy!

Just stop and pretend the cookie is something else,

something you don't want to eat.

FLAN SOLO: Oh!

That good strategy.

Uh, OK.

Oh!

Then me can pretend that this is a-- aha!-- me granny.

CHEWIE: Wrrawr?

FLAN SOLO: Yeah.

Now me can control meself, because me would never

eat me granny.

Right, Granny?

CHEWIE: Wrrrawr.

LUKE PIEWALKER: Pop, your strategy worked!

You're the best daddy in the whole universe.

DARTH BAKER: [SNORTING]

NARRATOR: And finally, you'll cheer

when they rescue Princess Parfaita.

PRINCESS PARFAITA: You rescued me.

And for your reward, you can have my hairdo.

FLAN SOLO: Your hairdo?

PRINCESS PARFAITA: It's made of cookies.

FLAN SOLO: Cowabunga!

You me kind of princess!

CHEWIE: [GURGLING SOUND]

FLAN SOLO: [MUNCHING]

NARRATOR: Coming soon, Star S'Mores,

a movie that's out of this world.

FEMALE PUPPET: The time has come to choose

who will play in "The Hungry Games."

And may the cookies be ever in your flavor.

COOKIE MONSTER: Cookies?