all the gifts that I got for the holidays.

So many of you sent me presents.

Thank you so much.

I got some really cool stuff.

Here are a few of the things that I received

that I would like to share with you.

This first one is from Chris Jensen.

He is in London, England,

and he says, "Merry Christmas, Ellen.

"I'm an international art dealer,

"and I wanted to send you some paintings,

"one because you're a strong woman,

and one because you like golf so much."

So the first one is right here.

This is the one because I'm a strong woman.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

Look at that.

I got to say, this is one of the best paintings of me

as Joan of Arc that I've ever seen.

It looks just like me.

The castle is smaller than my house, but that's okay.

That's--all right.

This is--I mean, it's really amazing, right?

audience: Yeah.

- It's very impressive.

That's what I have on under this suit, by the way.

That's what I wear.

And this is the one because I like golf so much.

And he did me as a pinup girl playing golf.

[cheers and applause]

Right?

The only thing he forgot is, whenever I go golfing,

I wear two pairs of pants in case I get a hole in one.

[audience groaning, laughing]

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

They're amazing, Chris. Thank you so much.

And this next one comes from someone I'm gonna--

I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right.

Her name is spelled H-E-I-N-I.

Um, "Heinie"?

Heini Sinko from Helsinki, Finland.

I have never met a Heini I didn't like.

So hello. [laughter]

She knitted me this Ellen doll right here.

audience: Aw. - I know.

This is what I look like on TV in Finland.

[laughter]

I can travel there, and they'll never recognize me.

[chuckles]

It's not as detailed as the paintings,

but somehow she knew that my left leg is shorter

than my right.

I have to adjust all my pants.

Thank you, Heini,

and to everyone who sent me a gift,

thank you so much.