in the English language

today is the word "Fuck."

Out of all of the English words

that begin with the letter "F",

"Fuck" is the only word

that is referred to as the "F" word.

It's the one magical word,

just by it's sound can describe:

Pain, Pleasure, Hate and Love.

"Fuck" as most words in the

English language is derived from German

the word "Frichen" which means: to strike.

In English "Fuck" falls

into many grammatical categories.

As a transitive verb for instance:

"John fucked Shirley."

As an intransitive verb:

"Shirley fucks."

It's meaning's not always sexual.

It can be used as an adjective, such as:

"John's doing all the fucking work."

As part of an adverb:

"Shirley talks too fucking much."

As an adverb enhancing an adjective:

"Shirley is fucking beautiful."

As a noun:

"I don't give a fuck."

As part of a word:

"Abso-fucking-lutely."

or

"In-fucking-credible."

And, as almost every word in a sentence:

"Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize there aren't too many words

with the versatility of fuck.

As these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud:

"I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay:

"Ah, fuck it."

Trouble:

"I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression:

"Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty:

"I don't understand this fucking question."

Inquiry:

"Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction:

"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

Incompetence:

"He's a fuck-off."

Dismissal:

"Why don't you go outside

and play hide and go fuck yourself."

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi-purpose applications,

how can anyone be offended when you use the word.

We say use this unique,

flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality

of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly.

FUCK YOU!