And whichever one of you wins, keeps the Lamborghini.

勝ったら車を持って帰っていいよ

- Wow!

- [一同] ワー！

- They must drive to a challenge.

- 最初のチャレンジに成功したら

And after they complete that, they'll get an envelope,

封筒が配られる そこに

which will tell them where the next challenge is.

次のチャレンジの場所が書いてあるよ

Start your cars.

エンジン全開だ

This is gonna sound amazing.

耳テロになるね

(car engines rev)

お〜 これは１つ目の封筒

Ooh, this is envelope number one,

最初のチャレンジが書いてある

which will lead them to their first challenge.

- 「斧でブルズアイを成功させろ」

Throw an ax at a target until you get a bullseye.

- 狙って投げるの下手なんだけど...

- I have terrible hand-eye coordination, dang it!

- ３、２、１、スタート！

- Three, two, one, go!

はぁ？

What?

めっちゃかっこいいじゃん

That sounds so cool.

- しゅっぱ〜つ

- On the road.

- どーしよ

- Oh, crap!

- １マイルでも速度制限を超えたら

- If they speed just one mile over the speed limit,

そこで失格だよ みんなも守ってね

they're disqualified, don't speed, kids.

- 檻にいる動物みたいに 制御されてるんだ

- Like a caged animal, can't let loose in this Lambo.

- 笑顔が止まらないよ

- I literally have not stopped smiling.

スピードを守るのが今日は一番大変かも

The hardest part of this video is gonna be not speeding

だってスーパーカーだよ

because I am in a supercar.

- 制限は４５だけどチャンドラーは３５で行ってるね 安全第一

- Chandler's going 35 in a 45, safety first. (laughs)

- 不思議に思うだろうね

- This guy's like, what?

＜爆風音＞

I'm gonna go say hi to Chris.

クリスに挨拶しよう

Hey Chris, how's it going?

クリス、調子は？

- I hate red lights. - It's a red light.

- 赤信号大嫌いだ - 赤だね

- It's about to turn green, I'll see you later.

- 青に変わるから行くね

All right, we gonna park here.

ここに停めよう

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

早く早く早く

- Chandler's here, and Chris is running inside.

- チャンドラーもクリスも来たね

- [Chandler] Let's go, open the door, ah, my lapel.

- [チャンドラー] ドア開けて 襟がっ

- [Jimmy] The first challenge is you have to hit a bullseye.

- [ジミー] ブルズアイが成功の条件だよ

No, behind the line. - Oh.

線から投げてね - あぁ

- We're doing great!

- 絶好調だね

That board's bad vibes.

ボードのせいだ

What, got it! - Oh, Chris got it!

出来た！ - クリスは成功だ

Just to confirm, it hit it.

確かに当たってるね

Chris hit the bullseye.

成功したクリスには

And now he's gonna open his second envelope

２つ目の封筒を渡して

and go to the second challenge.

次のチャレンジに進んでもらう

- "Go to Sup Dogs, catch a chicken tender in your mouth."

- 「Sup Dogsでフライドチキンを口でキャッチしろ」

Let's go!

よっしゃ

- That's technically it. - Yeah, that's it.

- ギリ成功だよ - そうだね

If you look right there, it is in.

よく見ると円の中だ

- That's in, that's in, that's in!

- 入った！やった！

- I'm taking it, envelope in the car!

- もらうよ封筒 車に戻れ！

- "Go to Sup Dogs and catch a chicken tender in your mouth."

- 「Sup Dogsでフライドチキンを口でキャッチしろ」

I love eating, this is great news.

食べるの好きだし余裕だよ

- Bye Chandler.

- じゃあね

All three of them have completed the first challenge.

みんな最初のチャレンジに成功した

Onto the next one.

次に行こう

- Chandler is really good at

- チャンドラーは口で

catching food in his mouth, though.

キャッチするのうまいよな

That's the only thing that worries me.

それだけ心配だ

I almost threw up, 'cause I really want this Lamborghini.

吐きそうだ この車はまじで欲しい

Come on, man.

おいおい

Go, I got somewhere to be, bro, come on!

急いでるんだよ 早く！

- I love chicken tenders.

- チキンは大好きだ

I'll put my life on the line for this chicken tender.

このチキンに命を賭けるよ

- My heart's beating so fast, this got serious real quick!

- 心臓バクバクしてる ガチガチの勝負になったね

- There's no way from this height.

- この高さじゃ無理だよ

Ah!

あ"ぁ"

(gentle music)

- よしっ 急ごう

- Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.

どいて！

Move, boys!

- ちょっと待って

- All right, wait, wait, wait.

紳士的に一人ずつやってこう

Gentleman's agreement, we all go one at a time.

- おぉ！おぉ！

- Oh, oh! (Mary Lisa screams)

メリーリサがトップだ

All right, Mary Lisa is now in the lead.

- 口に当たったのに

- Oh, it hit me in my mouth.

- 出来た！ - 行こ行こ！

- I got it! - Go, go, go!

- [ジミー] 最後尾だ おっ成功だ

- [Jimmy] You're now in last, oh, there we go.

- 「ECレクリエーションセンターでロッククライムしろ」

- "Go to EC Rec Center and climb the rock wall."

- メリーリサは出発した

- Mary Lisa is right there, heading out.

チャンドラーももう出るね

Chandler's over there, he's currently leaving.

クリスはまだここにいるよ

Chris is here reading his next challenge.

次の場所に行こう

We're gonna go to the next place.

- 昨日は寝られなかったんだ

- Last night, I literally could not sleep

興奮して それだけこの車が欲しいんだよ

because I was so excited, I just want this car so bad.

- [カメラマン] 今の車は？

- [Cameraman] What kind of car do you have now?

- ジープだよ

- A Jeep.

- [カメラマン] ランボルギーニは

- [Cameraman] So if you win,

今のジープよりいいと思う？

the Lamborghini's gonna be better than your Jeep?

- ったり前だろ

- Duh, what?

一番乗りかな

We're in the lead, I don't know.

行くぞ！

All right, go!

- ここでいい？

- Is this a good spot?

- [カール] いいよ

- [Karl] It's fine for now.

- 行こう

- We gotta go.

ランボルギーニならどこでも駐車場できるだろ！

Everywhere's a parking spot when you're driving a Lambo!

- [カール] もういるよ

- [Karl] Oh my god, they're right there.

- これか？

- Oh, is this it?

準備できた

Ready.

登るよ

Let's go, I'm ready.

あいつのことは心配無用だよ

Yeah, he's not ready, don't worry about him.

- [カメラマン] チャンドラー

- [Cameraman] Chandler.

- 助けてくれると思ったのに

- Follow the instructions, would help me.

セルフサービスだとは

Heavens knows this is a self-serve community.

- メリーリサはまだなの？

- Mary Lisa still isn't here yet?

クリスが勝つよ

Chris is gonna win.

登るんだ

Climb, Chris.

- [クリス] どこに足を置くんだ

- [Chris] Where do I put my feet?

リンリーン

- All right, Chris. - Ding-a-ling!

- [男性の声] 肉厚だぜ

(Chandler groans)

- ありがとう

- [Man] He's thick, boy!

- よしもう登ったかな？

(bell dings)

来たよ

- Thank you.

これってどうやったらいいの

- Okay, how far are they?

あぁー！

I'm coming!

次のやつ頂戴

Wait, wait, I'm gonna figure this out real quick.

早く行こ

Ah!

- 「バスケットのシュートを決めろ」

(bell dings)

- イェーイ！

Next one, next one, next one.

ほら次のやつ！

Come on, let's go.

- 冗談だろ

- "Make a basketball shot with a basket."

- クリスがちょっとだけ先を行ってる

(buzzer buzzes)

おっ成功だ

Hey!

メリーリサ ここだよ

Hey, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

- [男性の声] やったね

- Are you kidding me?

- [クリス] 鍵掛けてなかった

- Chris is currently slightly ahead of Chandler-

「最後に水着をあげるから

Oh Chandler, go.

５往復しろ」

Mary Lisa, the baskets are back there.

水着？

- There you go. - There you go.

- 「水着をあげるから

Good job, good job.

５往復しろ」

- Dude, I left the Lambo unlocked.

やるぞ

"Last but not least, here's a swimsuit.

- 「５往復しろ」

"Do five laps in the pool."

トライアスロンの練習みたい

Where's the swimsuit?

- おしりが出てる

- "Here's a swimsuit.

- [ジミー] あっメリーだ

"Do five laps in the pool down and back."

- [チャンドラー] 行くぞ

We getting it done. - Also-

- 思ったより

- "Do five laps in the pool down and back."

体力が要る企画だったね

This is my training for my triathlon.

- [カメラマン] 抜かされたよ 早く行こう

- My butt cheeks are showing.

- [ジミー] チャレンジお疲れ

- [Jimmy] Oh, hi Mary.

今の心境は？ - 疲れた

- [Chandler] Come on, come on.

- オリンピックをやるとは思わなかったよ

- These are a lot more physical

- サッカーゴールを決めろ

than I thought they would be.

場所は？

- [Cameraman] They're back in the lead now, man.

- [ジミー] メリーリサだ 現在１位か２位か３位

We gotta go, we gotta go.

わかんないや

- [Jimmy] You just survived another wave of challenges.

これは最後まで

How do you feel? - Tired.

誰が勝つかわからない競争だ

- I didn't know I was signing up for the 2020 Olympics.

誰がいつ先頭になってもおかしくない

- "Score a soccer goal."

この企画の練習をする人なんかいない

Where's that?

だろう？

- That's Mary Lisa, she's in first, second or third.

- 正直

I'm not quite sure anymore.

水泳はかなりキツかった

This is one of those competitions

肺活量が少ないんだと思う

that you don't know who wins until it's over.

- 心拍数がもうやばいよ

Anyone at any point could take over the lead.

- ランボルギーニで市内をかっ飛ばしてレースしてるんだ

No one trains to make a basket into a basket.

こんな人他にいないだろ

You know what I'm saying?

- あらこんにちは

- I'm not gonna lie.

- どうした？

The swimming challenge for me was really hard.

- [カメラマン] こっちのが音がいい

I just don't have good lung capacity.

- そうか？

- Dude, my heart's beating a thousand miles an hour.

聞こえないな

- We're in Lamborghinis, racing and revving across the city.

- バレットパーキングにして

Who's doing it like this?

すぐ出られるようにしよ

- Hello, oh, you fancy, huh?

- メリーが最初だ 他の奴らはどこだ？

- What's up?

- １つ！

- [Cameraman] Ours sounds better.

- [ジミー] 待って - １球だけ？

- Oh, does it?

- [ジミー] そうだよ

I can't hear it, what?

- 本当に？

(car engine revs)

- あとはクリスと

- I'm gonna do some valet parking

チャンドラーのボールだ

so I can skirt-skirt on outta here.

- そんな人たちいたっけ？

- Mary's the first, I don't even see the other guys.

- クリスは自慢したがりだから

- One!

遠くからシュートしようとして

- Wait. - Is it just one?

失敗するだろうな

- Yeah, it's just one. - Yeah.

- [カール] 行け！

- Oh, really?

- 今のありなの？

- Yeah, that's for Chandler and Chris,

よっしゃ

you know, the other people competing?

- 「映画シュレックの

- Oh wait, what are their names again?

台本を音読しろ」

- Chris is gonna be the one to try to show off.

- 全部？

He's gonna try to kick it from very far away.

- 嘘だろ

And he's gonna miss.

- 俺の沼で何してん......

(buzzer buzzes)

- 逃げるなら今だぞ

- [Karl] Go, go, go!

- ドンキー 悪かったよ

- Does that count?

- 乾杯だ

There you go!

許してくれないか

- "Here's a script.

- それでいいよ ドンキー十分だ

"Read every word Shrek said in the "Shrek" movie."

- シュレックの台詞だけ？

- Every word?

全部そうか

- Are you kidding me?

- フィオナ 大丈夫か

- What are you doing in my swamp? (indistinct)

終わった

- This is the part where you run away.

- 掴んで...

- Donkey, okay, look, I'm sorry, all right, I'm sorry.

- チャンドラーの様子は？

- Holds up mug of beer,

- 「コーンでコーンホールしろ」

can we just settle over this?

- もう終わった？

- Oh yes, that'll do it, no, that's Donkey, that'll do it.

クリス急げ

- I'm only supposed to read Shrek?

- 最後だ あーっ！

They all say Shrek.

頑固だな

- Fiona, are you all right?

- なんでみんな

All right, that's it.

もう終わったんだ

- You know, grab your-

意味わからん

- Should probably go check on Chandler.

- 「コーンでコーンホールしろ」

- "Make a cornhole with corn."

- [ジミー] コーンがいっぱい

- Chandler, you're already done?

- 入れ よっしゃ！

Chris, read faster!

先頭だぞ - 行こう

- Last page, ah!

- 入れ あぁ

Stubborn donkey!

- 足つった

- Am I not supposed to be doing this?

- 美しいよ

How's everybody done?

よし

I don't get it.

「コーンでコーンホールしろ」

- "Make a cornhole shot with corn."

決めればいいんだな

- [Jimmy] More corn.

はっ

(buzzer buzzes)

行くぞ！

- Yeah, get in there, let's go!

絶対読んでないよ

I'm in the lead, baby! - Let's go.

ありえない

- Aim's right, dang it.

- かなり焦ってるね

- Oh, I got a cramp!

ランボルギーニが

- But you are beautiful.

掛かった戦いだよ

All right.

- よし - いけたね

"Make a cornhole shot with corn."

今の調子は？

Make a cornhole shot with corn.

チャンドラーが先頭、君が２番

Huh?

シュレックの件は調査するよ

Go, go, go, go!

サッカー場でのチャレンジが終わって

There's no way he read that script.

次はモールだ

There's literally zero away.

でもチャンドラーの音読は

- I know you're having a very intense moment right now.

不可解なくらい早く終わった

But I just wanna remind you

他の２人よりもずっと早かったんだ

that a Lamborghini's on the line.

ありえない

- Okay. There we are.

- チャンドラーは良い奴だ

How's it going?

ズルはしないと思うけど

Chandler's in the lead, you're in second, Mary's in third.

映画を２分で読み切るなんて

We're gonna investigate his "Shrek" footage.

ありえない

We just wrapped up the challenges at the soccer field.

- チャンドラーに

And now we're going to the mall.

メリーと争ってた時に台本が

But when Chandler was reading the Shrek script,

破れたのか聞いてくれる？

he read it oddly fast.

読み終わるのが異様に早かった

He was done way before Mary Lisa and Chris.

５０ページくらいあったよ

It didn't even make sense.

- [チャンドラー] ４ページしかなかった

- Chandler's a good guy.

- やっぱりな

And I don't wanna say he cheated or anything,

わざとじゃないけどチャンドラーは

but an entire movie script in two minutes?

ズルをした

There's just no way.

５分待機してもらうよ

- Can you ask Chandler

今いる場所に５分留まってもらう

when he was fighting with Mary Lisa for the script,

- 「ウォーリーを探して 封筒をゲットしろ」

did they rip it in half or something?

- [ジミー] チャンドラーは

He read that "Shrek" script way too quick.

罰で５分待機してもらってるよ

That thing was like 50 pages.

- やっぱり

- [Chandler] I only had four.

ズルしてたんだ

- I knew it, okay, that's what happened.

- 君が先頭だ

Chandler, since technically you cheated,

- 走る準備はしておいてね

it wasn't on purpose,

- 質問してもいいの？

you're gonna have to wait for five minutes.

ウォーリーを探せの

Wherever you are, stand there for five minutes.

ウォーリー見かけた？

- "Find Waldo, and we'll have your next envelope."

コスプレした人

- [Jimmy] Chandler's script was way shorter.

何にもわからないじゃん

So we got a five minute punishment, just so you know.

- [ジミー] チャンドラーは

- Really?

４ページしか読んでなかったから罰で

I knew it! - Yeah.

５分待ってもらってる

So you're about to pass him.

- やっべ

- When the timer's done, you better be ready to run, okay?

- [ジミー] 抜かしたよ

- Am I allowed to ask people for help?