-Excuse me, sir? -Yeah?

親切な人ばかり

-Could I borrow your phone? -Yeah.

早く出て

[SPEAKS IN DUTCH]

大失敗した　迎えに来て

Everyone is so nice here.

場所？

Uh... Okay.

どこです？

Okay.

ブルク･オプ･ランゲデイク

Pick up, pick up, pick up. Hey, hey, uh...

お願いします

I messed up. I need a-- I need a ride.

オランダ　ブルク･オプ･ランゲデイク

Where am I? Where am I, sir?

いいんですよ

[IN ENGLISH] It's Broek op Langedijk.

どうも

Hang on. Could you say that into there?

分かった？

Hi. It's Broek op Langedijk here.

ピーター　大丈夫か？

Yeah, no problem. Ha-ha.

本物？

Thanks.

当たり前だ

Did you get that?

止まれ！

Peter? Are you okay?

２人だけの秘密を

-Happy, is that you? -Yeah, of course it's me.

２人だけの？

Stop! Tell me something only you would know.

ドイツのホテルで 有料番組見たろ？

Only I would know... Uh...

明細はなかったが Ｈなやつだ

Remember when we went to Germany?

分かった　もうやめて

You pay-per-viewed a video in your room?

会えてよかった！

They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price it was an adult film.

何があったんだ？

-And you didn't know how I knew-- -Okay, fine! It's you. Stop.

じっとしてろ

[GRUNTS]

痛い

It's so good to see you.

我慢強いんだろ

You'll have to tell me what the hell is going on here.

でも痛いよ

Okay, hold still.

落ち着け

There we go.

もう少しだ

[♪♪♪]

痛い！

Ouch.

落ち着け

-I thought you had super strength. -It still hurts.

落ち着けるわけない！ 僕のせいだ！

-Happy, come on. -All right, relax.

僕はベックを信用した

-Just a few more. There we go. -Oh, my God, Happy.

スタークさんの唯一の形見を 渡したんだ

-Relax. -Don't tell me to relax, Happy!

そのせいで大勢が死ぬ 落ち着けるわけない

How can I relax when I messed up so bad?

大声出してごめん

I trusted Beck. Right?

彼に会いたい

I thought he was my friend. I gave him the only thing Mr. Stark left for me,

私だって

and now he's gonna kill my friends and half of Europe,

どこへ行っても彼の顔を見る

so please do not tell me to relax.

次のアイアンマンは誰かと 聞かれる

I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry. I shouldn't shout.

僕はアイアンマンじゃない

I just really miss him.

そのとおりだ

Yeah, I miss him too.

なれっこない

Everywhere I go...

誰もなれない

I see his face.

トニー自身でさえ

And the whole world is asking who's gonna be the next Iron Man...

トニーは親友だった

[SNIFFLES]

常に悩んでた

and I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man.

あれこれ迷って キレたりもした

You're not Iron Man.

だが 君のことは迷わなかった

You're never gonna be Iron Man.

君の能力を信じてたから―

Nobody could live up to Tony.

あとのことを託したんだ

Not even Tony.

今 友達の危機に 頼れるのは自分１人

Tony was my best friend.

君はどうする？

And he was a mess.

奴を倒す

He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place.

今どうするか聞いてる

The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you.

15分 ホバリングしたまま

I don't think Tony would have done what he did

僕の携帯は追跡されてる 貸して

if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone.

私の携帯？

Now, your friends are in trouble, you're all alone, your tech is missing.

分かった　ほら

What are you gonna do about it?

パスワードは？

[♪♪♪]

“パスワード”

I'm gonna kick his ass.

パスワードだよ

But I mean, right now. Specifically, what are we gonna do?

だから“パスワード”

Because we've been hovering over a tulip field for the last 15 minutes.

警備部長なのに？

Right. I can't call my friends because he's tracking their phones.

突っ込むな

Give me your phone.

お茶どう？ もうすぐロンドン

-My cell phone? -Yeah.

ロンドンに

Okay. Here.

分かった

-What's your password? -"Password."

スーツある？

-No, what is your password? -"Password," spelled out.

スーツ？

Head of security, and your password is "password"?

スパイダーマンのファイルを 全て見せて

I don't feel good about it either.

開いて　違う 違う

Hello, governor. Cup of tea for you? I'm gonna be in London soon.

何？

-They're in London. -London, okay.

何でもない

-Yeah, I need a suit. -Suit?

続けて　音楽は任せろ

[♪♪♪]

ツェッペリン最高！

Okay, um...

ウェブ･シューター出せる？

bring up everything you have on Spider-Man.

テーザー･ウェブの 設定を変えて 電圧を･･･

Yeah, open that. Okay, no, no, no.

25％アップ 手動で操作できるように

What?

Nothing.

You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music.

[AC/DC'S "BACK IN BLACK" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Oh, I love Led Zeppelin.

Okay, can you pull up my web-shooters?

Isolate the Taser webs, and reconfigure and boost the voltage

to a factor of 25 percent,

and give me complete manual control over detonation.

♪ Forget the hearse 'cause I never die ♪♪