Uncle Roger always trying to find love

Don't get me wrong, rice cooker is good

But Uncle Roger need something less intimate

Today we gonna watch this show Love Island

And see if Uncle Roger can pick up tip for dating

One of you must suck the toes of the other for 30 seconds

Haiya

No no no no toe sucking on TV

Please don't do it, please

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The sun is shining

This island look so nice

the villa's had a complete makeover

This villa looks nice also

The kitchen's still there

This kitchen looks so useless

See? Induction stove. Cooking on here so not satisfying

Use you some real fire!

How can you impress women If you don't use real fire

All the people will spend whole summer here

And the winning couple take-home 50,000 pounds

fuiyoh So much money

This is about time we say hello to the class of 2021

Hands up who wants to be on the telly!

What

What they wearing

Why you just

Why you just wear that, stop

Stop, you wear too little

Stop go back to Jeep and take a T-shirt

Haiya you showing too much

You're trying to find boyfriend

Not customer

This video just starting and it's so dirty already

3,2

Come on this can't be that difficult

We need a man!

You don't need man, you need common sense

Champagne bottle also cannot open

These people must not have anything worth celebrating in their life before

I'm Liberty, I'm 21 I'm a waitress and a marketing student from Birmingham

I could never be vegetarian, I love meat

A nice big sausage

Oh, Uncle Roger like nice big sausage also

I see this niece Liberty has good taste

She like Lap Cheong

Been too many cantonese restaurant before

Okay, not bad

Not many people know this

but I got nine As and an A* at school.

Haiya nine As and an A*

Why not all A Star? In Asian family, you a failure

I'm Kaz, I'm 26, I'm a fashion blogger from Essex

I love sex!

What she say

What she say

I love sex!

No no no

Don't say that kind of thing on TV, haiya

This show so dirty

When I see guys that I really like, I just kinda give them the eyes

The I? What the I stand for

Infection

What's she doing

Haiya, wear your seatbelt

You gonna get stopped by police

If you ride like this

This girl don't know how car work

What what

What she wearing, what is this?

Did a dog chew up half of your swimsuit? Haiya

This kind of thing making all my nephew third leg standing up

Sorry children

I'm Devon. Where are you girls from?

I'm from Oxford

Oh are you? I'm like right down the other end

It's good

Yeah.It's by a beach, so you know...

No fit men, though. Shame.

I'm Faye, I'm 25 years old

This woman

Why her lip look like this?

Look like two strips of bacon

Earlier, niece Liberty say

I love meat, A nice big sausage

Niece Liberty, don't need to get sausage from store

Just eat niece faye's lip

Yes, I'm a good girlfriend.

I'm buying you presents, I'm cooking you dinner

Actually, no, I don't do that

I don't actually know what I do, I don't know what I bring to the table!

I'm great in bed!

Being great in bed is not bad

But what about the other 23 hours and 58 minutes of the day?

You need to be about 6ft or over

Bring me a bit of comedy and someone that can control this

Control what?

Those boobs look so fake they not going anywhere

Can't believe I'm here, This is crazy!

Hey, I'm Kaz

I'm Shannon

Nice to meet you, babe

Lovely to meet you

Sharon, nice to meet you.

I'm Shannon

Oh, God, you're Sharon?

I'm Shannon, Sharon.

They both common names, no need to act so surprised

I wanna know, so what's your type?

I like quite an old soul

Old soul? okay Uncle Roger stand a chance with this woman

Uncle Roger soul so old

The only social media I'm on is ouija board

Niece Shannon, hit me up

I'll tell you what more

Whitmore

I like her, she dress the most classy

Welcome to love island

Ah, she the host

Excited?

Oh yeah

She my favorite celebrity so far

You all look absolutely incredible

But how are you feeling

Look at this, look at this!

Niece Faye boob looks so fake she make the grass look real

I think now they gonna introduce the men

Bring on the men!

I'm Jake, I'm 24 years old

I'm a water engineer

What is water engineer?

Water don't need engineering

Water you just drink

I think he just means he is a plumber

I love my job

Nowadays, you don't see a hairy chest

His shirt too tight, haiya, don't wear shirt from primary school

If you can't afford new shirt, how can you afford a woman

I've been single for about 15 months

His jeans so tight also

It look like leggings

Don't shrink wrap your balls haiya

Ball Is like wine

They need to breath

My type, all I ask for is

blonde, blue eyes, little feet

I like sucking toes

He what?

I like sucking toes!

Don't say that to people in public

Now the whole world know you like to suck toe

This is what happened when your culture don't have bubble tea

Then you need to find something else to suck on

If you want unchewable disgusting thing in your mouth

why not try Jamie Oliver boiled pork belly

I just want to find a nice little blonde, petite

Don't wink, and what with the tongue

Haiya so gross

Now every guy gonna chose to pair up with a woman

And if the woman interested she can step forward also

Please step forward

Oh, niece Liberty like him

Liberty why have you stepped forward for Jake?

I think he's quite cheeky, which I quite like

But look at this guy

His skin more orange than Uncle Roger Polo

Is he radioactive?

Did he just shower in Chernobyl

Hey, girls, you all right?

I'm Aaron, I'm 24, I'm from London and I work in high-end events.

My flirting never fails

It's always eye contact

Strong eye contact and a smile

Why that winking so many guy winking now

Is this what dating in 2021 is?

Is this what I need to do to become daddy Roger

When Uncle Roger dating nobody wink like this

we just think you have lazy eye

I think I'm a good boyfriend

Obviously, you know, you'd have to ask my exes

Correct

You'd have to ask my exes

Nephew Aaron Uncle Roger feel the same

I feel I'm good husband, Just don't ask auntie helen

Actually, don't ask Auntie Helen anything

Unless question is Why you such a cheating bitch

My name's Hugo, I'm 24, and I'm a PE teacher from Hampshire

Haiya PE teacher

That mean he not good enough to be actual teacher

He just teaching gym

Hugo

Yes

Who would you like to couple up with?

I'd like to couple up with..

I don't like this

Why it always the guy choosing the woman

Why not the other way around? It feel a bit backward

This less like dating, more like auction

Hi, I'm Toby, I'm 22

I'm from Essex and I'm a semi-pro footballer

Semi-Pro footballer

Just like how Jamie Oliver Semi-Pro chef

Never been in a relationship

Girls, face to face? Stop it!

Eww, again with the winking

This guy need to shave his beard also

That look like pubic hair

Okay now they all couple up now

Sharon and Hugo

Kaz and Toby

Faye and Brad

And Shannon and Aaron

Oh, hi, everyone. Are you OK?

Hi, darling, how are you?

Haiya There are black people

There are white people, there even a Puerto Rican

But why no Asian?

Why no Asian?

Get one Asian guy on there we need love also

They should have one Asian guy, he get on with black girl

Because last time uncle roger saw Asian and black people together

It was Rush Hour

That Uncle Roger favorite film

For Kaz and Toby and Sharon and Hugo

This is where they gonna live?

Of a man who's never seen a bed

Haiya they are going to expensive villa

And they still have to have roommate haiya

10 people sleeping in one room?

It's less like love Island more like love refugee camp

So nice

This is so nice

What do you do?

Fashion blogger

So what do you have to do?

"Hey, this is my YouTube channel."

Haiya, doing youtube is not that easy

This Puerto Rican guy insulting Uncle Roger job

Skip him

Time for the first night time montage of the series!

They are so excited about a bathroom

Why they all have same luggage?

How they gonna know whose is whose at airport?

Haiya so impractical

What

What she doing? what she doing?

Why? She's using mirror and then phone camera on her head

She live streaming her forehead?

Who do that?

This literally what she doing

I suppose the good thing with the early days is everyone can just crack on with