"LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.

"LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.

SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

ジョン・バティステによろしく。

HELLO, JON.

こんにちは、ジョン

>> Jon: YES, INDEED, JUST DRIVING ON MY V-8 FORD.

>> ジョンそうだよ、本当だよ、僕のV-8フォードに乗っているだけだよ。

>> Stephen: I NEED JON.

>> スティーブンジョンが必要なんだ

I AM WORN OUT FROM LAST NIGHT'S LIVE SHOW.

I AM WORN OUT FROM LAST NIGHT'S LIVE SHOW.

IT'S SO EXCITING, WHAT A GREAT DAY, BUT I'M DONE.

とても興奮しています 素晴らしい一日でしたが、私は終わりました。

DO YOU HAVE ANY ENERGY YOU CAN IMPART THROUGH YOUR FINGERTIPS

DO YOU HAVE ANY ENERGY YOU CAN IMPART THROUGH YOUR FINGERTIPS

THROUGH THE DRIVERIES AND INJECT INTO MY SOUL?

THROUGH THE DRIVERIES AND INJECT INTO MY SOUL?

>> Jon: OH, YEAH, I'M ALWAYS PUSHING THE ENERGY.

>> ジョンああ、そうだ、俺はいつもエネルギーを押しているんだ。

I'M PUSHING THE LOVE.

I'M PUSHING THE LOVE.

♪♪♪ >> Stephen: I AM BORN ANEW.

♪♪♪♪ >> スティーブン: I AM BORN ANEW.

THANK YOU, JON.

THANK YOU, JON.

JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

ジョン・バティステ、エブリバディ

THANK YOU, SIR.

THANK YOU, SIR.

FOLKS, YOU KNOW I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME RAISING AND SHARING THE

皆さん、私が時間の大半を費やしているのはご存知の通りです。

MOST TOPICAL SHEEP, GATHERING THEIR WOOL, HAND-WEAVING IT ON

MOST TOPICAL SHEEP, GATHERING THEIR WOOL, HAND-WEAVING IT ON

MY SOLID OAK STORY LOOM, THEN DYEING IT WITH THE PUREST

MY SOLID OAK STORY LOOM, THEN DYEING IT WITH THE PUREST

WORD-PIGMENT MONEY CAN BUY TO BRING YOU THE FINE, ARAN ISLE

ワードピグメントマネーが買えるのは、上質なアラン島を手に入れるためです。

SWEATER THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

SWEATER THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES, I LIKE TO TRAP A GARBAGE RACCOON,

でも、たまには、たまには、ゴミ箱のラクーンを 叩くのが好きなんだ。

SEDATE IT WITH SOME EXPIRED CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE, SHAVE

有効期限切れの子供の飲み薬を使ってセデートし、剃る。

ITS TAIL WITH A BOX CUTTER, THEN USE SOME LEFTOVER

ボックスカッターでその尾、その後、いくつかのLEFTOVERを使用してください。

CHOP STICKS TO KNIT IT ALL INTO THE TRAILER PARK CROP TOP OF

CHOP STICKS TO KNIT IT ALL INTO THE TRAILER PARK CROP TOP OF

NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, A COUPLE IN CANADA IS FACING LEGAL TROUBLE

QUARANTINE-WHILE, A COUPLE IN CANADA IS FACING LEGAL TROUBLE

FOR BREAKING QUEBEC'S NEW COVID RULES, WHERE WALKING YOUR DOG IS

FOR BREAKING QUEBEC'S NEW COVID RULES, WHERE WALKING YOUR DOG IS

ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS ALLOWED AFTER 8:00 P.M.

ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS ALLOWED AFTER 8:00 P.M.

BUT POLICE CAUGHT A WOMAN "WALKING HER HUSBAND ON A LEASH

しかし、警察は女性を逮捕しました。

AFTER CURFEW."

AFTER CURFEW."

POLICE WERE GOING TO PUNISH THE HUSBAND, BUT TURNS OUT, HE WAS

警察は夫を処罰しようとしていたが、判明した。

INTO IT.

イントゥIT。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THAT NOTORIOUS

QUARANTINE-WHILE, YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THAT NOTORIOUS

COCAINE LORD PABLO ESCOBAR FAMOUSLY AND ILLEGALLY IMPORTED

有名で違法に輸入されたコカイン ロード・パブロ・エスコバー

A BUNCH OF HIPPOS TO COLOMBIA.

コロムビアへのヒッポスの束。

WELL, NOW, SCIENTISTS WARN: COLOMBIA'S COCAINE HIPPOS MUST

さて、今、科学者は警告する：コロンビアのコカインヒッポスは必要です。

BE STOPPED.

止まれ

FLORIDA, YOU'RE UP!

フロリダ、出番だ！

RELEASE THE METH GATORS!

メットゲーターズをリリース！

FOR SCIENCE!

科学のために！

"COCAINE HIPPOS" ARE LIKE REGULAR HIPPOS, BUT THEY CORNER

"COCAINE HIPPOS" ARE LIKE REGULAR HIPPOS, BUT THEY CORNER

YOU AT PARTIES AND INSIST THAT YOU GUYS SHOULD START A BAND.

パーティーに参加して、バンドを組むべきだと主張しています。

THE PROBLEM IS, THE HIPPOS HAVE NO PREDATORS AND NOW POSE A

問題は、ヒッポスには予知能力がないということであり、現在は、次のような問題を提起しています。

THREAT TO LOCAL WILDLIFE.

地元の野生生物への脅威。

AND YOU CAN SEE JUST HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE IN THIS

そして、この中でどれだけ危険なのかを見ることができます。

ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF THE COCAINE HIPPOS IN ACTION:

コカインヒッポスのアクションの実際の映像。

>> COKE!

ｺﾞｷｯ！ >> COKE!

>> WOWEE, I LOVE COKE!

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

WHO WANTS TO READ MY SCREENPLAY?

私のスクリーンプレイを読みたい人は？

>> I BET IT'S SO GOOD!

賭けるのが上手い！ >> >> 賭けるのが上手い！ >> 賭けるのが上手い！ >> 賭けるのが上手い

>> STEPHEN: QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN SNAKE NEWS, SCIENTISTS

>> >> STEPHEN: QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN SNAKE NEWS, SCIENTISTS

DISCOVERED SNAKES CAN TURN THEIR BODY INTO LASSOS TO CLIMB BY

発見されたヘビは、自分の体をラッソに変えて登ってくることができる。

WORKING THEIR BODIES AGAINST THEMSELVES, AS YOU CAN SEE IN

これを見ればわかるように、自分自身に逆らって自分の体を動かす。

THIS INFRARED FOOTAGE.

このイライラした映像。

CONGRATULATIONS SPIDERS WHO LAY EGGS IN

蜘蛛が卵を産み落としたことを祝福します

MY EARS WHILE I SLEEP, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY NUMBER ONE

MY EARS WHILE I SLEEP, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY NUMBER ONE

RECURRING NIGHTMARE.

RECURRING NIGHTMARE.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, SCIENTISTS HAVE ANNOUNCED THE DISCOVERY OF

クオランチン-一方で、科学者たちは、発見を発表しています。

A NEW BAT SPECIES IN AFRICA THAT HAS A STRIKING MIX OF FIERY

アフリカの新種のコウモリには、フィリーが混ざっています。

ORANGE AND BLACK COLORS.

オレンジとブラックのカラーリング。

BUT ALMOST MISSED IT, ORIGINALLY BELIEVING IT TO BE JUST A

でも、ほとんど見落としていた、元々はただの映画だと思っていた。

WEIRDLY COLORED ONE.

WEIRDLY COLORED ONE.

I'VE GOT TO SAY, "MAYBE IT'S JUST WEIRD" IS NOT THE MOST

I've GOT TO SAY, " MAYBE IT'S JUST WEIRD" IS NOT THE MOST

SCIENTIFIC REACTION.

科学的反応。

REMINDS ME OF FOSSIL-HUNTER WILLIAM BUCKLAND, WHO DISCOVERED

REMINDS ME OF FOSSIL-HUNTER WILLIAM BUCKLAND, WHO DISCOVERED

THE FIRST DINOSAUR BONES: >> I MAY HAVE DISCOVERED A

THE FIRST DINOSAUR BONES: >> I MAY HAVE DISCOVERED A

PREVIOUSLY UNCATALOGUED FORM OF PREHISTORIC LIFE... OR MAYBE

以前は未分類の形をしていた過去の生活...あるいは

THEY'RE JUST SOME BIG FREAKY CHICKEN BONES, I DUNNO!"

"それはただのでかい鶏の骨だよ！"

ALSO, HOW'S ABOUT WE GET DONE WITH THE CURRENT PANDEMIC BEFORE

ALSO, HOW'S ABOUT WE GET DONE WITH THE CURRENT PANDEMIC BEFORE

WE GO POKING AROUND IN THE CAVES FOR UNDISCOVERED BATS?

未発見のコウモリを求めて 洞窟を探検するのか？

YOU DIDN'T SEE PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOING "HEY, YOU KNOW

YOU DIDN'T SEE PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOING "HEY, YOU KNOW

WHAT'LL TAKE OUR MINDS OFF THIS PLAGUE?

WHAT'LL TAKE OUR MINDS OFF THIS PLAGUE?

A RAT SAFARI."

"ラット・サファリ"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN A SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT, PEPSI AND COCA-COLA

QUARANTINE-WHILE、衝撃的な展開の中、PEPSI AND COCA-COLA

WILL NOT RUN ADS DURING THE SUPER BOWL.

WILL NOT RUN ADS DURING THE SUPER BOWL.

SO, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WATCH?

SO, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WATCH?

QUARANTINE WHILE, A NEW FOSSIL FROM

新しい化石「クオランタイン・ホワイレ

CHINA OF A PSITTA-COSAURUS IS SO WELL PRESERVED THAT THE OPENING

CHINA OF A PSITTA-COSAURUS IS SO WELL PRESERVED THAT THE OPENING

THAT THE LABRADOR-SIZED DINOSAUR USED TO PEE, POOP, AND REPRODUCE

ラブラドールサイズの恐竜がおしっこ、ウンチ、生殖をしていたことを

IS VISIBLE."

"IS VISIBLE"

OR AS THE ONLINE PUBLICATION "LIVE SCIENCE" PUT IT: "THE

OR AS THE ONLINE PUBLICATION "LIVE SCIENCE" PUT IT: "THE

FIRST PRESERVED DINOSAUR BUTTHOLE IS 'PERFECT' AND

FIRST PRESERVED DINOSAUR BUTTHOLE IS 'PERFECT' AND

'UNIQUE.'" UNEXPECTED PHRASING, BUT A HUGE

"ユニーク"予想外のフレーズ、しかし、巨大な

LEAP FORWARD IN DINOSAUR BUTTHOLE POSITIVITY.

DINOSAUR BUTTHOLE POSITIVITYの飛躍。

THE OPENING IN QUESTION IS THE CLOACA, COMMON IN REPTILES AND

問題の開口部は、レプタイルやレプタイルに共通のクロアカです。

BIRDS.

BIRDS.

EXPERTS SAY "MOST CLOACAS FORM A KIND OF SLIT.

専門家は「ほとんどのクロアカは一種の切れ目を形成している」と言う。

SOMETIMES IT'S A VERTICAL SPLIT, SOMETIMES IT'S A SMILEY FACE,

SOMETIMES IT'S A VERTICAL SPLIT, SOMETIMES IT'S A SMILEY FACE,

SOMETIMES IT'S A SOUR FACE.

SOMETIMES IT'S A SOUR FACE.

BUT THIS THING HAS A V-SHAPED STRUCTURE WITH A PAIR OF NICE

しかし、これはV字型の構造を持っています。

FLARING LIPS."

"はらはらした唇"

AND I'M UPSET TO HAVE READ THAT OUT LOUD.

声に出して読んでしまって動揺している

AND I AM BEING INFORMED THAT GWYNETH PALTROW HAS ALREADY

そして、私は、GWYNETH PALTROWがすでに持っているとの情報を得ています。

RELEASED "THIS CANDLE SMELLS LIKE A PSITTA-COSAURUS' CLOACA."

RELEASED "THIS CANDLE SMELLS LIKE A PSITTA-COSAURUS' CLOACA"

WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE LATEST GAME THAT

WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE LATEST GAME THAT

HOLLYWOOD IS BUZZING ABOUT.

ハリウッドが騒いでいます。

STICK AROUND.

回り込んで

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