>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

>> スティーブンやあ、おかえりなさい、みんな。

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS THE EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD-WINNING STAR

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS THE EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD-WINNING STAR

OF "THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL."

"マーベラス・メイゼル "の"メイゼル"

HER LATEST FILM IS "I'M YOUR WOMAN."

最新作は「私はあなたの女」です。

>> SO I'M SUPPOSED TO LIVE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE FOR YOU DON'T

>> SO I'M SUPPOSED TO LIVE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE FOR YOU DON'T

KNOW HOW LONG AND ALSO YOU DON'T KNOW IF EDDIE IS OKAY.

どのくらいの長さか知っているし、エディが大丈夫かどうかもわからない。

JUST LET ME CALL HIM.

私に彼を呼ばせて

LET HIM BE THE ONE TO EXPLAIN IT.

LET HIM BE THE ONE TO EXPLAIN IT.

>> YOU CAN'T.

>>お前には無理だ。

'RE TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND.

'RE TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND.

>> NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS.

>> 誰も居場所を知らない。

YOU CAN'T CALL HIM BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS.

誰も彼がどこにいるか知らないから 彼を呼ぶことはできない

>> IS ANYBODY LOOKING?

>> 誰か見てる？

EVERYONE'S LOOKING.

誰もが見ている

AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR YOU, TOO.

あなたを探しているのよ

>> NICE HOUSE.

>>ナイスハウスです。

NEAR A PARK.

公園の近く。

I LIKE TO TAKE WALKS WITH A STROLLER.

ベビーカーで散歩するのが好きです。

>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," RACHEL

>> スティーブン"レイトショー "にお帰りください

BROSNAHAN.

ブロズナハン

HEY, RACHEL.

HEY, RACHEL.

>> HI, HOW ARE YOU IN.

>> HI, HOW ARE YOU IN.

>> Stephen: I'M DOING OKAY.

>> スティーブン大丈夫だよ

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

HAPPY 2021.

ＨＡＰＰＰＹ ２０２１年

>> I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO START 2021 IN FEBRUARY.

>> 2021年を2月にスタートさせる必要があると感じています。

LET'S THROW JANUARY BACK TO 2020.

JANUARYを2020年に戻しましょう。

THEY CAN HAVE IT.

THEY CAN HAVE IT.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

HOW DID YOU RING IN THE NEW YEAR?

HOW DID YOU RING IN THE NEW YEAR?

>> SO I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE FAMILY UPON SINCE MARCH.

>> SO I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE FAMILY UPON SINCE MARCH.

A FEW OF US THOUGHT, WE HAVEN'T WORN HEART PANS SINCE MARCH --

3月からハートパンを履いていないと思った人もいたわ

>> Stephen: FORGIVE ME, WHAT ARE HARD PANTS?

>> スティーブン許してくれ ハードパンツってなんだ？

>> OKAY, SO I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT MAKE THIS UP BUT IT'S MY

>> 仝それにしても、私のことなんですけどね。

FAVORITE DESCRIPTOR.

FAVORITE DESCRIPTOR.

I'M SURE SOMEONE BRILLIANT ON TWITTER CAME UP WITH THIS BUT

I'M SURE SOMEONE BRILLIANT ON TWITTER CAME UP WITH THIS BUT

HARD PANTS ARE ANYTHING BUT YOGA PNTS, LEGGINGS --

HARD PANTS ARE ANYTHING BUT YOGA PNTS, LEGGINGS --

>> Stephen: ARE THESE HARD PANTS?

>> スティーブンこのハードパンツは？

>> STEPHEN -- YES.

>> はい。

WOW.

うわー。

>> Stephen: THEY'RE JEANS.

>> スティーブンそれはジーンズだ

ARE JEANS HARD PANTS?

ARE JEANS HARD PANTS?

>> YES.

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ＹＥＳ

LISTEN, I'VE GOT A DRESS ON AND UNDERNEATH IT I'M WEARING

聞いてください、私はドレスを着てその下に着ています

LEGGINGS, STILL.

レッグス、まだ。

SO, YES, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD GET A LITTLE DRESSED UP.

そう、そうだな、少しはドレスアップしようと思ってたんだ。

WE DIDN'T PUT ON HARD PANTS, BUT WE PUT ON SOME, YOU KNOW, SHINY

ハードパンツは履かなかったけど 履いてみたんだよ ほら ほら光るやつ

DRESSES AND IT LASTED FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.

ドレスとそれは約1時間続きました。

WE WERE, LIKE, LET'S TAKE SOME PICTURES AND THEN PROMPTLY

写真を撮って、すぐに出発だ

RIPPED EVERYTHING OFF AND PUT OUR PAJ PAJAMAS ON AND PLAYED CA

すべてを破り捨てて、私たちのパジャマを着て、CAをプレイしました。

AND WATCHED THE NEW YEAR'S BALL DROP.

AND WATCHED THE NEW YEAR'S BALL DROP.

>> Stephen: SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME.

>> Stephen: SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME.

>> VERY STRANGE BUT A GOOD TIME.

>> 非常に奇妙だが、良い時代だった。

>> Stephen: ARE YOU A RESOLUTIONS SORT OF PERSON?

>> スティーブン：RESOLUTIONS SORT OF PERSON?

>> YEAH, I TRY TO MAKE A RESOLUTION.

>> 決議案を作ろうとしています。

I'VE MADE THE SAME RESOLUTION FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS.

I'VE MADE THE SAME RESOLUTION FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS.

I'M STILL WORKING ON IT, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO CONTINUE TO

I'M STILL WORKING ON IT, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO CONTINUE TO

WORK ON THESE THINGS.

これらのことに取り組んでください。

>> Stephen: COME ON, GIVE IT UP.

>> スティーブン頑張れ 諦めるんだ

>> I HAVE RESOLVED, IN 2021 THAT STARTS IN FEBRUARY,ED TO BE FIVE

>> 2021年2月から5月までの間に、私は決議しました。

MINUTES EARLY INSTEAD OF FIVE MINUTES LATE, AND, SECONDLY, TO

5分遅れる前の早い時間に5分、その次の時間には

RETURN E-MAILS AND TEXT MESSAGES IN A MUCH TIMELIER FASHION,

RETURN E-MAILS AND TEXT MESSAGES IN A MUCH TIMELIER FASHION,

WHICH I DID A LITTLE BIT OF TODAY AND I FINALLY GOT UNDER

今日は少しだけやって、やっと下敷きになりました。

10,000, WHICH FEELS LIKE A BIG WIN.

10,000、大勝利のように感じます。

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> スティーブンうわー。

TIMELY FASHION IS A HIGH BAR.

TIMELY FASHION IS A HIGH BAR.

RESPOND AT ALL IS MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION.

RESPOND AT ALL IS MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION.

I FIGURE IF IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT, A LAWYER WILL CONTACT

I FIGURE IF IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT, A LAWYER WILL CONTACT

ME.

me.

>> PROBABLY TRUE.

>> PROBABABLY TRUE.

>> Stephen: THE AUTHORITIES, I WILL GET A SUBPOENA IF IT'S

>> スティーブン: オーソリティーズ、私はそれがあれば召喚状を取得します。

REALLY IMPORTANT.

本当に重要です。

>> YOU WILL KNOW, YEAH.

>> YOU WILL KNOW, YEAH.

>> Stephen: YOU DID SOMETHING THAT I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS OF.

>> スティーブンあなたは私が少しうらやましいことをしたわ

I HAVE BEEN VERY CURIOUS YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND -- WHAT'S YOUR

I HAVE BEEN VERY CURIOUS YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND -- WHAT'S YOUR

HUSBAND'S NAME?

HUSBAND'S NAME?

>> JASON.

>> JASONです。

>> Stephen: YOU AND JASON DID.

>> スティーブン君とジェイソンがやったんだ

DID YOU BUY OR RENT AN R.V.?

R.V.を買ったのか借りたのか？

>> RENT AN R.V.

>> レンタルビデオを借りる

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> スティーブンいいわよ

TOUGH IT MADE US WANT TO GIVE UP OUR HOUSE AND MAYBE MOVE

それは私たちが私たちの家を放棄し、移動することができます。

IN AT SOME POINT.

IN AT SOME POINT.

>> Stephen: SO THE TWO OF YOU AND DOGS?

>> あなたと犬の2人？

>> AND DOGS.

>> とかDOGSとか。

>> Stephen: HOW MANY DOGS.

>> スティーブン何匹の犬がいるの？

TWO DOGS.

TWO DOGS.

>> Stephen: AND WERE YOU THE DESIGNATED DRIVER OR ARE YOU

>> スティーブン：そして、あなたが指定ドライバーだったのか、それともあなただったのか。

NAVIGATOR OR DEEJAY OR WHAT ARE YOU?

NAVIGATOR OR DEEJAY OR WHAT ARE YOU?

>> I'M THE DESIGNATED DEEJAY/MAKER OF SANDWICHES.

>> I'M THE DESIGNATED DEEJAY/MAKER OF SANDWICHES.

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> スティーブンうわー。

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS, HAVE YOU -- LIKE YOU EVER MAKE A

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS, HAVE YOU -- LIKE YOU EVER MAKE A

GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH AT, LIKE, 70 MILES AN HOUR?

グリルチーズサンドウィッチを時速70マイルで？

( LAUGHTER ) >> I WAS REALLY TEMPTED.

私は本当にテンパっていた。

THE STOVE IS RIGHT THERE, BUT I WASN'T SURE IF I WOULD EXPLODE

THE STOVE IS RIGHT THERE, BUT I WASN'T SURE IF I WOULD EXPLODE

THE R.V. IF I TURNED ON THE GAS WHILE IT WAS GOING.

ガスが出ている間に電源を入れていたら、電圧が下がっていた。

I GOT GOOD AT CONDIMENT JUGGLING.

コンディメントジャグリングが得意になった

YOU QUICKLY LAY OUT THE SANDWICH, YOU PULL OUT THE

YOU QUICKLY LAY OUT THE SANDWICH, YOU PULL OUT THE

BREAD.

ブレッド

AND WHEN YOU HIT A POINT WHERE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE A TURN,

転換点に到達した時には

YOU TOP THE FRIDGE, GET IT OUT AND CLOSE IT AGAIN.

あなたは、リッジをトップにして、それを取得し、再びそれを閉鎖します。

THEN BUTTER OR MAYO THE WHOLE SANDWICH.

THEN BUTTER OR MAYO THE WHOLE SANDWICH.

IT'S A PROCESS BUT I'M PROUD TO HAVE MADE MANY SANDWICHES.

それはプロセスですが、私は多くのサンドウィッチを作ってきたことを誇りに思っています。

>> Stephen: I HAVE TO ASK ANOTHER QUESTION.

>> Stephen: I HAVE TO ASKER ANOTHER QUESTION.

LOOK AT THIS AGAIN.

もう一度見てみろ

IS THAT MARBLE COUNTERTOPS?

IS THAT MARBLE COUNTERTOPS?

>> VERY FAUX MARBLE COUNTERTOPS.

>> VERY FAUX MARBLE COUNTERTOPS.

I'M SURE SOME HAVE IT.

誰かが持っているはずだ

DOESN'T WILL SMITH HAVE ONE OF THOSE THAT HAS SIX LAYERS AND

ウィル・スミスは6層構造のものを持っていて

MARBLE EVERYTHING.

MARBLE EVERYTHING.

>> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE ON TV AND SAY WILL

>> スティーブン: 私はここでテレビに出て、ウィルと言うつもりはありません。

SMITH DOESN'T HAVE SOMETHING.

SMITH DOESN'T HAVE SOMETHING.

I'M GUESSING WHATEVER YOU NAME WILL SMITH HAS.

I'M GUESSING WHATEVER YOU NAME WILL SMITH HAS.

WHAT'S IT DRIVE LIKE?

WHAT'S IT DRIVE LIKE?

IT DRIVES LIKE A DREAM, I GUESS.

IT DRIVES LIKE A DREAM, I GUESS.

I BET IT CORNERS LIKE A MASERATI.

マセラティのように 芯があるんだろうな

>> IT CORNERS LIKE A TOUR BUS.

>> ツアーバスのように曲がっています。

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> スティーブンいいわよ

YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO TAKE THOSE TURNS PRETTY WIDE.

YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO TAKE THOSE TURNS PRETTY WIDE.

I ONLY DROVE THE THING ON PRETTY WIDE COUNTRY, YOU KNOW, NO ONE

I ONLY DROVE THE THING ON PRETTY WIDE COUNTRY, YOU KNOW, NO ONE

AROUND COUNTRY HIGHWAYS, COUNTY HIGHWAYS.

AROUND COUNTRY HIGHWAYS, COUNTY HIGHWAYS.

>> Stephen: NOW, LIVING WITH ANYONE IS AN INTIMATE

>> スティーブン誰とでも一緒に暮らすのは親近感がある

EXPERIENCE.

ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＴＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ。

YOU KNOW, YOU GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL.

YOU KNOW, YOU GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL.

>> YES.

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ＹＥＳ

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU LEARN BY LIVING WITH SOMEONE IN AN

>> スティーブン誰かと暮らすことで何を学ぶか

R.V.?

R.V.？

>> YOU LEARN A LOT ABOUT POOP.

>> うんちについて多くのことを学びます。

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

>> スティーブンすべての権利。

A LOT.

沢山。

>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT WE CALL IN THE BUSINESS A GRABBER.

>> それをビジネスでは "グラバー "と呼んでいます。

GO ON.

続けて

>> YOU POOP IN CLOSE QUARTERS.

>> 密かにウンチをしてしまう。

YOU LEARN EXACTLY WHAT TIME DURING THE DAY OR THE DRIVE

YOU LEARN EXACTLY WHAT TIME DURING THE DAY OR THE DRIVE

SOMEONE NEEDS TO POOP.

誰かがウンチをする必要があります。

YOU LEARN WHO'S COMFORTABLE WITH POOP.

誰がウンチをしても快適なのかを知ることができます。

HAVING DOGS -- DO YOU HAVE DOGS, STEPHEN?

HAVING DOGS -- DO YOU HAVE DOGS, STEPHEN?

>> Stephen: I DO.

>> スティーブン私がやる

I DO.

私がやる

>> YOU GET PRETTY COMFORTABLE WITH POOP.

>> YOU GET PRETTY COMFORTABLE WITH POOP.

>> Stephen: WITH DOG POOP.

>> スティーブンWITH DOG POOP.

YOU PICK UP THE POOP WITH YOUR HANDS.

YOU PICK UP THE POOP WITH YOUR HANDS.

BUT, YES, SOMEONE HAS TO -- THE LESS GLAMOROUS PART THAT THEY

しかし、はい、誰かがしなければならない - 彼らがしなければならないより少ない華やかな部分

DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT R.V.

R.V.のことは言わないでくれ

CAMPING IS THE EMPTYING OF THE SEWAGE EVERY DAY PART.

キャンプとは、毎日のように汚水を排出することです。

FOR SOME REASON OUR LITTLE SEWAGE HOSE HAD A -- THE WHOLE

FOR SOME REASON OUR LITTLE SEWAGE HOSE HAD A -- THE WHOLE

THING WAS NOT CLEAR, AND THEN RIGHT AT THE END BEFORE IT WENT

物事がはっきりしていなかった、そしてそれが始まる前に、最後の最後であった。

INTO THE HOLE, THERE WAS ABOUT THIS MUCH CLEAR, SO WHOEVER DID

穴の中に入っていったが、これだけはっきりしていたのだから、誰がやったのか。

THE SEWAGE GOT A REALLY GOOD LOOK AT EVERYTHING THAT WAS IN

汚水は中にあるものすべてを見て、本当に良いものを得た。

THERE RIGHT BEFORE IT WENT INTO THE GROUND.

THERE RIGHT BEFORE IT WENT INTO THE GROUND.

>> Stephen: OH, EXCELLENT.

>> スティーブンああ、素晴らしい。

AND AS IT GETS COLDER, THE OTHER THING THEY DON'T TELL YOU

寒くなってくると言われていることは

IS THAT, AS THE WEATHER TURNS, THAT POOP QUITE LITERALLY

それは、天気が変わると、そのウンチはかなり文字通りになります。

FREEZES, CAN FREEZE.

凍る、凍ることができる。

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> スティーブンうわー。

YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE,

宇宙シャトルでも同じことが起きるって聞いたよ

TOO.

TOO.

>> IS THAT RIGHT?

>> IS THAT RIGHT?

>> Stephen: YEAH, SOMETIMES THEY CAN'T DISCHARGE IT OUT INTO

>> スティーブンそう、時々は、それを外に放出できないこともある。

SPACE BECAUSE IT FREEZES.

凍ってしまうので、スペースを確保しています。

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Stephen: YOU GUYS ARE KIND OF LIKE ASTRONAUTS BUT ON EARTH.

>> スティーブン：あなたたちは天文学のようなものですが、地球上にいます。

>> WE'RE JUST AS SMART AS THEY ARE, TOO, DEFINITELY.

>> 私たちは彼らと同じように賢いです。

>> Stephen: RACHEL, WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT WHEN WE

>> スティーブンRACHEL WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT WHEN WE WEEKEN

RETURN I WILL SHOW YOU A VIDEO OF ONE TO HAVE THE CREEPIEST

RETURN I WILL SHOW YOU A VIDEO OF ONE TO HAVE THE CREEPIEST

BABIES YOU WILL EVER SEE.

見たことのない赤ちゃんたち。

STICK AROUND.

回り込んで

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