♪ >> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK.

♪ >> >> WELCOME BACK.

HE IS A TONY AND EMMY AWARD-WINNER YOU KNOW AS THE

HE IS A TONY AND EMMY AWARD-WINNER YOU KNOW AS THE

HOST OF "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ON CBS.

CBSの「レイトレイトショー」の司会者。

HIS NEW MOVIE IS "THE PROM."

彼の新しい映画は「プロム」です。

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," JAMES CORDEN!

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," JAMES CORDEN!

HELLO, JAMES CORDEN.

HELLO, JAMES CORDEN.

HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU?

>> HELLO, STEPHEN.

>> >> HELLO,STEPHEN.

LOOK AT YOU.

お前を見てみろ

>> Stephen: THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, MID SUMMER, JULY, JUNE,

>> スティーブンTHE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, MID SUMMER, JULY, JUNE.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

こんな感じ？

>> YES.

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ＹＥＳ

>> Stephen: YOU WERE IN, AS YOU MIGHT SAY, YOUR GARAGE.

>> スティーブンあなたは、あなたが言うように、あなたの車庫にいました。

>> AS YOU MIGHT SAY, GARAGE.

>> AS YOU MIGHT SAY, GARAGE.

>> Stephen: EXACTLY RIGHT.

>> スティーブンまさにその通りだ

WE'RE BOTH RIGHT.

WE'RE BOTH RIGHT.

WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING BACK IN THE STUDIO?

WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING BACK IN THE STUDIO?

WHAT'S THE CHANGE IN THE VIBE FOR YOU?

WHAT'S THE CHANGE IN THE VIBE FOR YOU?

>> WELL, IT DOESN'T SMELL AS MANY FUMES AS IT DID WHEN I WAS

>> 俺がいた頃のような臭いはしないな

IN MY GARAGE, SO IT'S NICE JUST TO SEE PEOPLE AND ALSO --

私の車庫では、人に会うのは楽しいし、それと...

>> Stephen: MY PEOPLE?

>> スティーブン私の仲間？

THERE'S A SMATTERING OF PEOPLE.

人が散乱している。

THERE'S, YOU KNOW, OUR CAMERA CREW, AND WHO ELSE WOULD YOU

カメラクルーがいて 他に誰がいるの？

RATHER LOOK AT?

RATHER LOOK AT?

THAT'S THE TRUTH, MARK, PEAT, EVERYBODY, IT'S GORGEOUS.

それが真実だ、マーク、ピート、みんな、それは素晴らしい。

SO IT IS NICE TO BE HERE, IT'S STRANGE.

ここにいられるのは嬉しいけど 変な感じだわ

THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY, I'M REALLY GETTING USED TO IT, NOT HAVING

言いたいことがあるんですが、私はそれに慣れてきました。

AN AUDIENCE AND ALL THOSE THINGS, ARE YOU FINDING THAT OR

AN AUDIENCE AND ALL THOSE THINGS, ARE YOU FINDING THAT OR

ARE YOU MISSING AN AUDIENCE?

ARE YOU MISSING AN AUDIENCE?

>> Stephen: IN MY MIND, I CAN IMAGINE EVERY JOKE WORKS.

>> Stephen: IN MY MIND, I CAN IMAGINE EVERY JOKE WORKS.

>> YOU NEED TO GET ONE OF THESE.

>> これを手に入れる必要があります。

I'VE GOT THIS BOX HERE.

この箱はここにある

IF YOU GIVE A JOKE NOW, ANY JOKE >> Stephen: TWO PEANUTS WERE

今すぐジョークを言うならどんなジョークでもいい >> スティーブン."２人のピーナッツがいました

WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND ONE WAS A-SALTED.

通りを歩いていたら、一人が塩漬けにされていました。

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> YOU SEE, LOOK AT THAT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> 見ろよ、見ろよ。

ETH ALREADY A WHOLE -- AND IF YOU TOLD A SLIGHTLY RISKY JOKE

エトはすでに全体的に - そして、あなたが少し危険なジョークを言った場合。

ABOUT POLITICS, I WOULD BE LIKE --

政治について、私が好きなのは...

>> OOOH!

>> OOOH!

>> Stephen: WHY DON'T I HAVE ONE OF THESE?

>> スティーブン：なぜ私はこれらのうちの1つを持っていないのですか？

IT'S THE 11:30 SHOW.

11時半のショーだ

WHY DOES 12:30 HAVE THIS BOX AND I DON'T?

なぜ12:30はこの箱を持っていて、私は持っていないのですか？

I DON'T THE STATUS.

ステータスが分からない

THANK YOU, JAMES, YOU GAVE ME SOMETHING TO BE MAD ABOUT.

THANK YOU, JAMES, YOU GAVE ME SOMETHING TO BE MAD ABOUT.

>> THE TRUTH IS IT'S NOT JUST CBS SHOULD HAVE THIS, IT SHOULD

>> 仝それは、CBSがこれを持っているべきだというだけではなく、これを持っているべきだというだけではないのです。

BE -- IT SHOULD BE -- >> WOW!

BE -- IT SHOULD BE -- >> WOW!

ALL THE NETWORKS!

ALL THE NETWORKS!

>> THAT'S RUDY GIULIANI.

>> それはルディー・ジュリアーニだ。

I HAVE A SMORGASBORD OF DIFFERENT SOUNDS.

私には、異なる音のスモーガスボードがあります。

>> Stephen: THAT'S THE ACTUAL RUDY GIULIANI.

>> スティーブン：それは本物のルディー・ジュリアーニだ。

>> OUTSIDE FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING, YEAH.

>> >> OUTSIDE FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING, YEAH.

>> Stephen: CHRISTMAS, MY FRIEND, IS BUT A FEW WEEKS AWAY.

>> スティーブンクリスマスまであと数週間だ

I DON'T KNOW IF WE WERE GOING TO DISCUSS THIS BUT MY EXPERIENCE

この話をするのかどうかは分からないが、私の経験からすると

WITH CHRISTMAS IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY IS THAT IT'S

あなたの国のクリスマスは、それはそれであるということです。

EXTRAORDINARY.

エクストラオーディナリー

YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO DO IT.

お前らはやり方を知っている

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: ON A LEVEL, AT LEAST YOU EMBRACE IT ON A LEVEL

>> Stephen: ON A LEVEL, ATAST YOU EMBRACE IT ON A LEVEL

THAT WE JUST DON'T.

私たちはしないのよ

WE THINK THAT WE PUT OUT THE LIGHTS AND GET OUR FOG ON BUT

WE THINK THAT WE PUT OUT THE LIGHTS AND GET OUR FOG ON BUT

YOU GUYS TAKE IT WAY MORE SERIOUSLY THAN WE DO.

お前らは俺たちよりも深刻に受け止めてるな

DO YOU HAVE DEEP AND ABIDING FAMILY TRADITIONS YOU HAVE TO DO

DO YOU HAVE DEEP AND ABIDING FAMILY TRADITIONS YOU HAVE TO DO

EVERY YEAR?

EVERY YEAR?

I JUST HAD KATE WINSLET ON AND THEY SAID THEY DO THE WHOLE

ケイト・ウィンスレットが出てたんだけど、全部やってるって。

FIGGY PUDDING HARD SAUCE AND EVERYTHING.

フィギーはハードソースとすべてをパディングしています。

DO YOU DO THAT.

お前がやるんだ

>> WE DON'T DO THE SAUCE BUT I AGREE THAT BRITAIN IS A

>> 俺たちはソースはやらないが、イギリスは国だということには同意する。

PARTICULARLY BEAUTIFUL TIME AT CHRISTMAS.

特にクリスマスの美しい時間。

I THINK ONE OF THE REASONS, WE DON'T HAVE THANKSGIVING.

理由の一つは感謝祭がないからだと思う

SO MY BIGGEST MYSTERY IS WHY ANYONE CHOSE TO PUT THANKSGIVING

SO MY BIGGEST MYSTERY IS WHY ANYONE CHOSE TO PUT THANKSGIVING

JUST THREE WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

JUST THREE WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

LIKE, I WOULD HAVE SPREAD THAT OUT.

私も広めたいと思ってた

>> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHOSE FAULT THAT IS, HONEST TO GOD?

>> スティーブン神に正直に、誰の欠点か知っていますか？

IT'S ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S, HE DECLARED THE FIRST THANKSGIVING.

IT'S ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S, HE DECLARED THE FIRST THANKSGIVING.

>> THAT'S ENOUGH TO FORGET HIS WHOLE PRESIDENCY.

>> 彼の全体的な大統領職を忘れるには十分だ。

WHAT ELSE DID HE DO?

他に何をしたんだ？

I MEAN, COME ON.

つまり、来てくれ

>> Stephen: WHAT DO THE KIDS WANT THIS YEAR?

>> スティーブン子供たちは今年何をしたいの？

THEY WON'T BE WATCHING.

THEY WON'T BE WATCHING.

WHAT IS THE BEST GIFT BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE YOUNG ONES AT

WHAT IS THE BEST GIFT BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE YOUNG ONES AT

CHRISTMASTIME.

CHRISTMASTIME.

MINE ARE LIKE 6-2 AND COULD BENCH ME.

私のは6-2のようなもので、私をベンチにすることができます。

THEY'RE HUGE NOW.

今や巨大な存在だ

WHAT DO THE LITTLE ONES WANT THIS YEAR.

WHAT DO THE LITTLE ONES WANT THIS YEAR.

THE BABY YODA, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

THE BABY YODA, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

>> MY SON WHO IS 9 WANTS MUSIC EQUIPMENT, HE'S REALLY INTO THE

>> 9歳の息子が音楽機器を欲しがっています。

GUITAR AND DRUMS, SO HE'S AFTER THINGS LIKE A LOOP PEDAL, WHICH

ギターとドラムスだから、ペダルループのようなものを追いかけている。

I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO.

喜んでやるよ

I THINK THAT'S A GREAT GIFT.

素晴らしい贈り物だと思います。

AND MY DAUGHTERS, IT'S, YOU KNOW, ALL OF THE SORT OF SIMILAR

そして私の娘たち、それは、あなたが知っているように、同じような種類のすべての

KIND OF JoJo SEE WA.

KIND OF JOJO SEE WA.

>> Stephen: I'VE HEARD THE NAME BUT I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH.

>> Stephen: I've heard the name but I DON DON'DOW TOUGH.

IT'S ON ME THAT I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT THAT.

それは私のせいだ 私はそれについて十分な知識を持っていない

>> I ENVY YOU GREATLY.

>> I ENVY YOU GREATLY.

>> Stephen: YOU DID A TRUMP PARODY OF MAYBE I'M AMAZED AT

>> スティーブン：あなたはTRUMPのパロディをやった MAYBE I'M AMAZED ATの。

THE PIANO.

ピアノ

IT WAS -- NOT ONLY WAS IT FUNNY, BUT IT WAS REALLY BEAUTIFULLY

それは - それがあった - それはそれが楽しいだけでなく、それは本当に美しかったです。

DONE.

DONE.

I REALLY ADMIRED YOUR JOB WITH THAT.

I REALLY ADMIRED YOUR JOB WITH THAT.

IT WAS REALLY FANTASTIC.

本当に素晴らしかったです。

IT WAS CALLED "MAYBE I'M IMMUNE" FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T

それは "Maybe I'm IMMUNE "と呼ばれていました。

WATCH IT.

WATCH IT.

GO TO CBS ALL ACCESS AND WATCH IT.

GO TO CBS ALL ACCESS AND WATCH IT.

IT'S VERY REASONABLY PRICED FOR A MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP, YOU KNOW.

月会費にしてはお手頃な価格ですよ

BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU GOT A VERY SPECIAL CALL SHORTLY THEREAFTER.

でもその後すぐに 特別な電話があったんでしょうね

>> I DID.

>> 俺はそうした。

THAT'S THE GREATEST THING ABOUT MAKING THESE SHOWS WE MAKE NOW

それが今作っているこのショーを作ることの最大の醍醐味です。

IS YOU PUT SOMETHING OUT THERE, AND IT LIVES, THEN, FOR THE NEXT

何かをそこに置いて、それが生きて、そして、次のために、生きている。

DAY TORE THE NEXT WEEK OR HOWEVER LONG PEOPLE FIND IT AND

DAY TORE THE NEXT WEEK OR HOWEVER LONG PEOPLE FIND IT AND

TALK ABOUT THINGS AND THE NEXT DAY PAUL McCARTNEY CALLED ME,

物事と次の日 ポール・マッカートニーが電話してきた

WHICH IS AMAZING, AN AMAZING MOMENT IN ITSELF FOR ANYBODY.

誰にとっても、それ自体が素晴らしい瞬間なのです。

>> Stephen: YOU CAN STOP THE STORY RIGHT THERE AND IT WOULD

>> スティーブン：あなたはその場でストーリーを停止することができますし、それはだろう。

BE PRETTY GOOD.

BE PRETTY GOOD.

I REALIZE THAT.

私はそれを実感しています。

PLEASE GO ON.

続けてください。

>> BECAUSE HE SAID HE JUST REALLY ENJOYED IT AND HE REALLY

>> 彼はそれを本当に楽しんでいると言っていたし、本当に楽しんでいたからだ。

LIKED IT.

LIKED IT.

WE WERE TALKING AND HE SAID HE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE

話をしていて、彼はそれを知ったのは自分が原因だと言った。

GOT SENT THE YouTube LINK ON A TEXT FROM WILLIE NELSON, WHICH I

フィリー・ネルソンからのメールに ユーチューブのリンクを感じます

WAS, LIKE, WELL THAT'S IT NOW, I'VE PEAKED, THE REST IS

そうだった、そうだった、そうだった、今はそれでいいんだ、俺は目が覚めてしまった、残りの部分は

DOWNHILL FROM THAT.

下り坂だ

>> Stephen: HOW DID WILLIE GET IT?

>> スティーブンウィリーはどうやって手に入れたの？

WELL, BARBRA STREISAND SENT IT TO HIM.

バーバラ・ストレイサンドが彼に送ってきたんだ

>> I LIKE THE IDEA OF WILLIE NELSON COPYING AND PASTING A

>> I LIKE THE IDEA OF WILLIE NELSON COPYING AND PASTING A

YouTube LINK INTO A TEXT.

YouTube LINK INTO A TEXT.

I LOVE IT.

AND LOVE IT.

>> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, YOUR CAR POOL KARAOKE WITH SIR PAUL

>> スティーブン: 明らかに、あなたのカープールでポール先生とカラオケをしています。

IS EXTRAORDINARY, AND I THINK 4.2 BILLION PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT

IS EXTRAORDINARY, AND I THINK 4.2 BILLION PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT

AT THIS POINT, BUT YOU HAD A HISTORY WITH HIM BEFORE THAT, I

この時点では、しかし、あなたはそれ以前に彼との歴史を持っていた、私は。

UNDERSTAND.

把握する。

YOU ACTUALLY WORKED WITH HIM ON A CHARITY EVENT.

YOU ACTUALLY WORKED WITH HIM ON A CHARITY EVENT.

>> WE DID A SKETCH, IT WAS A REALLY BIG COMEDY NIGHT IN

>> 笑）」と言っていましたが、それは、「私たちはスケッチをしました。

BRITAIN, HAPPENS EVERY TWO YEARS FOR COMIC RELIEF.

BRITAIN, HAPPENS EVERY TWO YEARS FOR COMIC RELIEF.

IN FACT, THE SKETCH THAT PAUL WAS IN WAS ACTUALLY THE KIND OF

実際には、ポールがいたスケッチは、実際にはこのような種類のものでした。

SKETCH THAT WE USED AS THE KIND OF JUMPING OFF POINT FOR CAR

私たちが車のジャンプオフポイントの種類として使用したスケッチ

POOL KARAOKE, IN A WAY.

プールカラオケ、ある意味では。

IT STARTED A CHARACTER I HAD WRITTEN IN A SITCOM WAS SINGING

私がシットコムに書いたキャラクターが歌われるようになりました。

IN A CAR WITH GEORGE MICHAEL.

ジョージ・マイケルと車の中で

THE WAY TO GET THE SKETCHES IS THERE'S PRIME MINISTER IN THE

THE WAY TO GET THE SKETCHES IS THERE'S PRIME MINISTER IN THE

SKETCH AND KAREN NIGHTLY AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE BUT THE WAY TO GET

SKETCH AND KAREN NIGHTLY AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE BUT THE WAY TO GET

THE SKETCHES TOGETHER IS YOU GO AND GET THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON

THE SKETCHES TOGETHER IS YOU GO AND GET THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON

AND THEN EVERYBODY ELSE WILL FALL IN LINE.

そして、他のすべての人が列に並ぶことになる。

SO IN BRITAIN THAT'S PAUL McCARTNEY, THEN THE EX-PRIME

英国ではポール・マッカートニー、それに皇室外相だ

MINISTER AND THEN EVERYBODY AFTER THAT.

MINISTER AND THEN EVERYBODY AFTER THAT.

I NEVER MET PAUL BUT WE ARRANGED A TIME TO SPEAK ON THE PHONE,

ポールには会ったことがないが、電話で話す時間を決めた。

AND I HAD MY WHOLE PITCH READY BECAUSE, LOOK, HE'S PAUL

私は全試合を準備していた 見ろよ、彼はポールだからだ

McCARTNEY.

マッカートニー

HE DOES DON'T THESE THINGS KIND OF RANDOMLY, THEY'RE ALL VERY

HE DOES DON'T THESE THINGS KIND OF RANDOMLY, THEY'RE ALL VERY

PRECISE AND THOUGHT ABOUT.

緻密で考え抜かれたもの。

I EXPLAINED THE SKETCH THAT HE WAS THE BIG REVEAL AT THE END OF

最後の最後に彼が大発見者であることを説明しました。

THE SKETCH.

スケッチ

I SAID THIS CHARITY IS RAISING MONEY ON THIS FRIDAY NIGHT TO

この慈善団体は金曜の夜に募金を募っていると言ったが

GET A -- TO PAY FOR A VACCINE FOR CHILDREN TO PREVENT THEM

子供のために予防のために VACCINEの支払いをするために入手する。

GETTING MALARIA, AND THAT VACCINE COSTS $4, AND AFTER THIS

マラリアを手に入れて、そのワクチンは４ドルで、その後に

SKETCH GOES OUT, PEOPLE CAN DOWNLOAD AND BUY THIS SKETCH FOR

スケッチがなくなると、人々はこのスケッチをダウンロードしたり、購入したりすることができます。

THE EQUIVALENT OF $4.

4ドルに相当する

AND, SO, WHETHER YOU WANT TO ADMIT IT OR DON'T WANT TO ADMIT

認めたいか認めたくないかは別として

IT, THAT IT'S A FACT THAT, IF YOU DO THIS SKETCH, SOME

このスケッチをしていると、誰かが

CHILDREN WON'T DIE, BUT IT'S UP TO YOU.

子供は死なないけど、それはあなた次第。

AND HE WENT, BLOODY, OH, JAMES, I'VE HEARD SOME PITCHES IN MY

そして彼はこう言った、ああ、ジェームス、私は私の中でピッチャーの音を聞いた。

TIME.

時間だ

I SAID, THAT'S NOTHING, MY WIFE WAS PREGNANT AT THE TIME AND MY

私は言った、それは何でもない、私の妻は時間と私の妊娠していた。

NEXT THING WAS TO SAY IF YOU SAID NO TO THAT, I WAS GOING TO

次に言うことは、あなたがそれを拒否したら、私はそれをしようとしていました。

SAY I WOULD NAME MY UNBORN SON AFTER YOU.

SAY I WOULD NAME MY UNBORN SON AFTER YOU.

HE SAID, DONE, I WILL DO THE SKETCH IF YOU DO THAT.

彼は言った "もういいよ" "それをやってくれたらスケッチをするよ

WE DID THE SKETCH.

私たちはスケッチをしました。

A FEW MONTHS LATER, AND MY SON WAS BORN AND WE NAMED HIM MAX

数ヶ月後に息子が生まれ、私たちは彼をMAXと名付けました。

McCARTNEY CORDON.

McCARTNEY CORDON.

CORDEN.

コーデン

I SENT PAUL A PICTURE AND HE SAID I WAS JOKING.

写真を送ったら、冗談だと言われた。