HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE.

HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE.

(BELLS RINGING) WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

（ベルが鳴る）この音は何だ？

>> HO-HO-HO!

>> ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

メリークリスマス！

SANTA'S HERE!

SANTA'S HERE!

>> JAMES: SANTA!

>> >> JAMES: HOLY!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

メリークリスマス、みんな！

>> James: SANTA!

>> ジェームズ：SANTA!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS.

>> メリークリスマス。

WELL, IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS, SO, I THOUGHT I'D COME DELIVER

もうすぐクリスマスだから 届けに行こうと思ってたの

GIFTS TO ALL THE GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS FROM MY FAVORITE

GIFTS TO ALL THE GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS FROM MY FAVORITE

TELEVISION SHOW!

TELEVISION SHOW!

HO-HO-HO!

HO-HO-HO-HO!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SANTA'S HERE!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SANTA'S HERE!

>> James: WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE!

>> ジェームズなんて素敵なサプライズなんだ！

WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET IN THE BUILDING?

WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET IN THE BUILDING?

>> WHY, THROUGH THE CHIMNEY, OF COURSE.

>> WHY, THROUGH THE CHIMNEY, OF COURSE.

>> JAMES: OKAY, BUT DID YOU FOLLOW THE NECESSARY PROTOCOLS?

>> JAMES: OKAY, BUT DID YOU FOLLOW THE NECESSARY PROTOCOLS?

>> OF COURSE, I DID!

>> もちろん、そうだよ。

I RUBBED MY BELLY, CRINKLED MY NOSE AND SLID RIGHT DOWN!

I RUBBED MY BELLY, CRINKLED MY NOSE AND SLID RIGHT DOWN!

HO-HO-HO!

HO-HO-HO-HO!

SANTA'S HERE!

SANTA'S HERE!

>> JAMES: YES, BUT WERE YOU TESTED?

>> テストを受けたのか？

>> OH, JAMES, EVERY CHRISTMAS IS A TEST.

>> クリスマスはすべて試練なのよ

AND EVERY YEAR WE PASS WITH FLYING COLORS-- AND FLYING

そして毎年、私たちは色とりどりに 飛び交います。

REINDEER!

REINDEER!

>> James: RIGHT.

>> ジェームス右。

SORRY.

すみません。

SANTA, I MEAN HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED FOR COVID 19?

サンタさん、COVID19のテストは受けましたか？

>> COVID- 19?

>> COVID- 19?

IS THAT ANOTHER ONE OF THE ADORABLE BOY BANDS YOU LIKE

これもまた、あなたが好きなかわいい男の子のバンドの一つです。

HAVING ON THE SHOW?

ショーに出演するのか？

HO-HO-HO!

HO-HO-HO-HO!

YOU KNOW, JAMES, YOU'RE 42-YEARS-OLD, THERE ARE OTHER

YOU KNOW, JAMES, YOU'RE 42-YEARS-OLD, THERE ARE OTHER

KINDS OF MUSIC.

KINDS OF MUSIC.

>> JAMES: NO, SANTA, COVID-19 IS AN AIRBORNE VIRUS THAT'S VERY

>> コビド19は非常に危険なエアボーンウイルスです。

CONTAGIOUS.

CONTAGIOUS.

>> TO BE HONEST, SANTA IS A LITTLE OUT OF THE LOOP.

>> >> 正直言って、サンタは少し常識から外れています。

NEWS TRAVELS SLOW UP AT THE NORTH POLE.

NEWS TRAVELS SLOW UP AT THE NORTH POLE.

TERRIBLE WIFI.

TERRIBLE WIFI。

>> James: OKAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE -- BUT YOU MUST HAVE

>> ジェームズ信じられないけど、信じられないけど、あなたは信じなければならない。

HEARD OF IT.

聞いたことがある

IT STARTED LIKE A YEAR AGO, HALFWAY ACROSS THE GLOBE.

IT STARTED LIKE A YEAR AGO, HALFWAY ACROSS THE GLOBE.

>> OH, THOSE POOR PEOPLE!

>> 哀れな人たちよ！

WELL, LUCKY FOR US WE'RE IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW!

幸いなことに今アメリカにいるんだ！

LET'S GET TO THE PRESENTS!

LET'S GET TO THE PRESENTS!

>> James: HANG ON!

>> ジェームズ頑張れ！

SANTA, IT'S IN AMERICA NOW, TOO.

サンタさん、今はアメリカにいます。

ACTUALLY, IT'S WORSE HERE.

実際には、ここはもっと悪い。

THAN PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE ELSE, WHICH IS WHY I THINK THIS HAD

他のどこでもそうですが、これがあったからこそ、これがあったのだと思います。

BETTER BE YOUR FIRST AND LAST STOP TONIGHT.

BETTER BE YOUR FIRST AND LAST STOP TONIGHT.

>> OH, JAMES, THIS ISN'T MY FIRST STOP.

>> ここは私の最初の停留所じゃないのよ。

I'VE BEEN TO FLORIDA, SOUTH DAKOTA, ALL OVER ORANGE COUNTY,

フロリダ、サウスダコタ、オレンジ郡全域に行ったことがあります。

CALIFORNIA.

カリフォルニア州

NOBODY MENTIONED IT THERE.

誰も言及していない

>> JAMES: YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF THE PROBLEM.

>> JAMES: YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF THE PROBLEM.

>> OH, MY.

>> 仝仝おや、おや。

THIS SOUNDS REALLY SERIOUS.

これはマジでヤバそうだな

A DISEASE THAT'S COMPLETELY UNSTOPPABLE...

完全に止められない病気...

>> JAMES: WELL, NOT COMPLETELY.

>> JAMES: WELL, NOT COMPLETELY.

IT'S PROVEN THAT SOCIAL DISTANCING AND WEARING A MASK

社会的な隔たりがあることは証明されているし、マスクをつけていることも証明されている。

STOPS THE SPREAD.

広がりを止める

>> WELL, THAT'S GREAT NEWS!

>> WELL, THAT'S GREAT NEWS!

NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT INFORMATION IT SHOULD BE GONE IN

NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT INFORMATION IT SHOULD BE GONE IN

NO TIME.

時間がない

NOW, LET'S GET TO THOSE PRESENTS!

NOW, LET'S GET TO THOSE PRESENTS!

WHO'S BEEN A GOOD BOY?

WHO'S BEEN A GOOD BOY?

>> JAMES: NO, SEE, SOME PEOPLE ARE REFUSING TO WEAR THE MASKS

>> JAMES: NO, SEE, SOME PEOPLE ARE REFUSING TO WEAR THE MASKS

AND ARE JUST GOING ABOUT THEIR LIVES AS NORMAL.

普通の生活をしているだけです。

AND, UNFORTUNATELY, THAT MEANS THAT CHRISTMAS IS GOING TO HAVE

そして、不幸なことに、それはつまり、クリスマスには何かがあることを意味しています。

TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT THIS YEAR.

TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT THIS YEAR.

>> WELL, AS LONG AS ALL THE GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS CAN STILL

>> WELL, AS LONG AS ALL THE GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS CAN STILL

SIT ON SANTA'S LAP AND WHISPER INTO MY EAR.

サンタの膝の上に座って 私の耳元でささやくのよ

>> James: NO, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

>> ジェームズいや、それが問題だ。

YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

それはできない

>> OKAY, BUT I CAN STILL SNEAK INTO HOUSES AND LEAVE GIFTS IN

>> わかったけど まだ家に忍び込んで プレゼントを置いていくことができる

PEOPLE'S STOCKINGS.

PEOPLE'S STOCKINGS.

>> James: NO, NO, NO, YOU DEFINITELY CAN'T DO THAT EITHER.

>> ジェームズ: いやいやいや、あなたはそれをすることはできません。

>> MILK AND COOKIES?

>> MILK AND COOKIES?

>> James: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

>> ジェームス絶対にありません。

>> HOLY (BLEEP).

>> ﾟдﾟ)ﾟдﾟ)ﾟдﾟ)ﾟдﾟ)ﾟдﾟ)ﾟдﾟ)ﾟдﾟ)

( LAUGHTER ) JAMES, CAN I LET YOU IN ON A

( LAUGHTER ) JAMES, Can I LET YOU IN A ON.

LITTLE SECRET?

LITTLE SECRET?

>> JAMES: OF COURSE.

>> もちろんです。

>> SANTA IS GETTING ANGRY!

>> SANTA IS GETTING ANGRYYING!

I'VE BEEN WORKING MY BOWL OF JELLY OFF SINCE JANUARY AND FOR

私は1月からジェリーのボウルをオフに取り組んできました。

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

I'VE MADE MY LIST AND I DON'T NEED TO CHECK IT TWICE!

I VE MADE MY LIST AND I don't need to check IT TWICE!

EVERYONE IS GOING ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!

誰もがナウジーリストに載る！

NO MORE PRESENTS!

NO MORE PRESENTS!

>> JAMES: BUT SOME O US HAVE BEEN GOOD, SANTA!

>> でも、私たちの中にも良い人がいたわよ、サンタさん!

>> I DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP)!

>> I DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP)!

CHRISTMAS IS A SACRED TIME OF YEAR AND YOU ALL RUINED IT!

CHRISTMAS IS A SACRED TIME OF YEAR AND YOU ALL RUINED IT!

YOU KNOW THAT BLENDER YOU WANTED?

YOU KNOW THAT BLENDER YOU WANTED?

>> JAMES: SANTA, NO!

笑）>>JAMES: HOLY, NO!

>> H, LOOK.

>> H、LOOKです。

A LAPTOP FOR SUSAN.

サザンのためのラップトップ。

SUSAN, HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD GIRL?

SUSAN, HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD GIRL?

>> YES, I HAVE!

>> はい、しました!

>> James: AND YOU KNOW THAT NEW LAPTOP YOU WANTED.

>> ジェームズあなたが欲しがっていたラップトップを知っています。

>> UH-HUH.

>> うふふふふ。

>> James: WHY DON'T YOU GOOGLE "SANTA'S PISSED OFF!"

>> ジェームズ"SANTA'S PISSED OFF!"でググれば？

>> James: SANTA!

>> ジェームズ：SANTA!

OH, TINY TIM!

ティニータイム！

YOU KNOW THAT GUITAR YOU ASKED SANTA FOR?

YOU KNOW THAT GUITAR YOU ASKED SANTA FOR?

WELL, I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE.

WELL, I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

メリークリスマス！

>> James: SANTA!

>> ジェームズ：SANTA!

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS REVENGE!

私がクリスマスに望むのは 復讐だ！

>> James: HOLD ON, WE'RE GOING TO BE RIGHT BACK.

>> 待って、すぐに戻るから。

WE'LL GO TO COMMERCIAL AND FIGURE THIS OUT.

コマーシャルに行って解決しよう

WHEN WE COME BACK, KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY IS GOING TO

戻ってきたら キーガン・マイケル・キーが行くの

BE HERE, EVERYBODY!

みんなここにいて！

SANTA, CALM DOWN!

サンタさん、落ち着いて！

>> SANTA'S ANGRY!

>> SANTA'S ANGRY!

SILENT NIGHT!

サイレントナイト！

HOLY NIGHT!

HOLY NIGHT!

ALL IS CALM!

ALL IS CALM!

ALL -- ♪

ALL -- ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

( LAUGHTER ) ( BLEEP )

( LAUGHTER ) ( BLEEP )