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  • >> Stephen: HELLO, FRIENDS!

    >> スティーブンHELLO, FRIENDS!

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

  • AND, FOLKS, I AM STILL RIDING A NATURAL HIGH OFF OF LAST NIGHT'S

    そして、皆さん、私はまだ昨夜の天然ハイに乗っています

  • INTERVIEW WITH BARACK OBAMA.

    INTERVIEW WITH BARACK OBAMA.

  • IT WAS SUBSTANTIVE, SILLY, AND SOMEBODY BROUGHT THE ROCK TO THE

    渋くて、不機嫌で、誰かがロックを吹き込んだ。

  • RIM.

    RIMです。

  • DOESN'T MATTER WHO HAD THE LIQUID GRACE OF A MID-'90s

    90年代半ばのリキッド・グレイスを持っていた人が誰であろうと関係ない

  • JORDAN.

    ジョーダン

  • THE IMPORTANT THING-- AND THIS IS TRUE-- THAT WAS

    重要なのは...これは真実だ...それは...

  • 20 MINUTES OF INTERVIEW.

    20分間のインタビュー。

  • WE TALKED FOR 100 MINUTES.

    100分間話しました。

  • THERE IS 80 MINUTES OF INTERVIEW JUST AS GOOD AS THAT, 35 MINUTES

    80分のインタビューがありますが、それと同じように35分のインタビューがあります。

  • OF WHICH WE WILL BE SHOWING ON ON'RE ON MONDAY?

    OF WHICH WE WILL BE SHOWING ON ON'RE ON MONDAY?

  • ON MONDAY, FOR OUR EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL:

    ON MONDAY, FOR OUR EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL:

  • ON MONDAY, FOR OUR EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL:

    ON MONDAY, FOR OUR EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL:

  • THE OTHER 45 MINUTES WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ETCHED ONTO A GOLDEN

    残りの45分は金色に刻まれています

  • DISK, WHICH THEN WILL BE SHOT INTO SPACE SO FUTURE

    DISK, WHICH THEN WILL BE SHOT INTO SPACE SO FUTURE

  • CIVILIZATIONS WILL KNOW WHEN TELEVISION PEAKED OR PUT IT OUT

    CIVILIZATIONS WILL KNOW WHEN TELEVISION PEAKED OR PUT IT OUT

  • ON LIKE 45 TIKTOKS.

    ON LIKE 45 TIKTOKS。

  • BUT THAT WAS LAST NIGHT.

    でもそれは最後の夜だった

  • AND, TODAY, THE PRESIDENT STILL REFUSES TO CONCEDE, THE

    そして、今日、大統領はまだ譲歩することを拒否しています。

  • PRESIDENT-ELECT HAS BEGUN HIS TRANSITION, AND PEOPLE ARE BEING

    PRESIDENT-ELECT HAS BEGUN HIS TRANSITION, AND PEOPLE ARE BEING

  • ASKED TO CURTAIL THEIR THANKSGIVING PLANS BECAUSE THE

    ASKED TO CURTAIL THEIR THANKSGIVING PLANS BECAUSE THE

  • PANDEMIC CONTINUES TO RAGE.

    PANDEMIC CONTINUES TO RAGE.

  • SO I'M NOT GOING TO GET SHIEPY OBJECTS OUT THERE.

    SO I'M NOT GOING TO GET SHIEPY OBJECTS OUT THERE.

  • I'M GOING TO STAY FOCUSED ON THE STORY-- A WEIRD MONOLITH WAS

    私は物語に集中しています 変なモノリスがいました

  • FOUND IN THE UTAH DESERT.

    ユタ州の砂漠で発見された

  • OOH, SHINY!

    おー、シャイニー!

  • WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

    WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

  • IS IT ALIENS MAKING FIRST CONTACT?

    IS IT ALIENS MAKING FIRST CONTACT?

  • IS IT A SITE-SPECIFIC ART INSTALLATION THAT EXAMINES THE

    それは、サイトに特化したアートの設置であり、そのサイトを調査しています。

  • DYNAMIC TENSION BETWEEN MAN AND NATURE?

    人間と自然の間の動的緊張?

  • OR IS IT A REALLY POORLY INSTALLED STAINLESS STEEL

    それは本当に不適切にインストールされたステンレス鋼ですか?

  • BACKSPLASH?

    バックフラッシュ?

  • UTAH IS THE ULTIMATE OPEN-CONCEPT KITCHEN.

    UTAHは究極のオープンコンセプトキッチンです。

  • NOW, THERE'S A LOT OF SPECULATION ABOUT THIS MYSTERY

    NOW, THERE'S A LOT OF SPECULATION ABOUT THIS MYSTERY

  • PLINTH, SO WE'RE GOING TO DIVE IN WITH OUR VERY FIRST

    PLINTH 最初の一本目を持って 飛び込みます

  • MONOLITH-THEMED MONOLOGUE, WHICH WE'RE CALLING

    モノリスをテーマにしたモノローグと呼んでいるもの

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> THE MONO-LOGUE

    ♪ ♪ ♪ >> THE MONO-LOGUE

  • >> Stephen: THAT IS ACTUALLY A LONGER INTRO THAN THE SPECIAL

    >> スティーブン:それは実際には特別な長い紹介文です。

  • WITH OBAMA ON MONDAY.

    WITH OBAMA ON MONDAY.

  • HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED: A CREW FROM THE UTAH DIVISION OF

    こんなことがありましたユタ州警察局のクルーが

  • WILDLIFE RESOURCES WAS SURVEYING THE AREA, COUNTING BIGHORN SHEEP

    野生生物資源は、地域を調査し、オオヒツジを数えていました。

  • BY HELICOPTER.

    BY HELICOPTER.

  • INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS JOB: YOU HAVE TO FLY THE CHOPPER,

    INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS JOB: YOU HAVE TO FLY THE CHOPPER,

  • COUNT THE SHEEP, AND NOT FALL ASLEEP.

    子羊を数えて、眠りに落ちるな。

  • WE'VE LOST A LOT OF GOOD SHEEP COUNTERS THAT WAY.

    WE'VE LOST A LOT OF GOOD SHEEP COUNTERS THAT WAY.

  • THESE PEOPLE IN THE HELICOPTER, THEY NOTICED THE MONOLITH,

    ヘリコプタにいた人たちは、モノリスに気づいていた。

  • BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO ONE UTAH WILDLIFE SPOKESMAN, "WE FLY

    なぜなら、あるユタ州の野生生物学者の言葉を借りれば、「私たちは飛ぶ」ということになるからです。

  • PRETTY LOW FOR THESE SURVEYS SO WE CAN IDENTIFY THE GENDER OF

    これらの調査ではかなり低いので、性別を特定することができます。

  • THE SHEEP."

    "THE SHEEP"

  • HANG ON.

    HANG ON.

  • YEAH, OKAY, ALIEN MONOLITH, BUT...

    イェーイ、オーケー、エイリアンモノリス、でも...

  • YOU CAN TELL A SHEEP'S GENDER FROM A HELICOPTER?

    ヘリコプタから子羊の性別がわかるのか?

  • NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY'RE CALLED "BIG HORN!"

    "ビッグホーン "と呼ばれる理由が分かった!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AH!

    ( LAUGHTER ) AH!

  • THE CREW LANDED FOR A CLOSER INSPECTION.

    クルーが上陸して詳細な検査を行いました。

  • HERE THEY ARE, DOING THIS FOR SOME REASON.

    彼らはここにいる 何か理由があってこれをしている

  • AND WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF MAN'S FIRST CONTACT WITH THE MONOLITH.

    AND WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF MAN'S FIRST CONTACT WITH THE MONOLITH.

  • >> OKAY, THE INTREPID EXPLORERS GO DOWN TO INVESTIGATE THE ALIEN

    >> OKAY, THE INTREPID EXPLORERS GO DOWN TO INVESTIGATE THE ALIEN

  • LIFE FORM.

    "生命形態

  • ( LAUGHS ) >> SO, THEY'VE CUT IT IN.

    ( LAUGHS ) >> だから、カットインしたんだよ。

  • >> THEY'VE CUT IT IN?

    >> カットインしたのか?

  • >> OKAY, WHO DOES THIS KIND OF STUFF?

    >> わかった、誰がこんなことをするんだ?

  • ( LAUGHS ) >> HOLD ON.

    ( LAUGHS ) >> HOLD ON.

  • >> YEAH.

    >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: WOW.

    >> スティーブンうわー。

  • THAT IS ONE LOW-KEY REACTION TO POTENTIALLY DISCOVERING ALIEN

    それは、エイリアンの発見の可能性に対する一つのローキーな反応です。

  • LIFE.

    LIFE.

  • "HUH, WHAT'S THAT?

    "HUH, WHAT'S THAT?

  • A TRACTOR BEAM PULLING ME UP TO THE BELLY OF THE SHIP?

    トラクタービームで船の底まで引っ張られるのか?

  • WHAT IS THAT A PROBE IN YOUR HAND?

    手に持っているプローブは何ですか?

  • HA, WHAT IS THAT, A TRACTOR BEAM WHO DOES THAT KIND OF STUFF?

    HA、それは何ですか、誰がそんなことをするトラクタービーム?

  • GARY, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

    GARY, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

  • WHOOPS, MY BONES ARE LIQUID NOW."

    おっと、私の骨は液状になっている。"

  • TH THERE ARE NON-ALIEN THEORIES AS

    TH THERE ARE NON-ALIEN THEORIES AS

  • TO HOW THIS MONOLITH GOT TO A REMOTE REGION OF UTAH'S DESERT

    ユタ州の砂漠の辺境地域へのモノリスの行き方について

  • THAT'S CLOSED OFF TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC.

    一般人は立ち入り禁止です。

  • SOME THINK IT COULD'VE BEEN A ROGUE ARTIST OR A LEFTOVER MOVIE

    SOME THINK IT COULD'VE BEEN A ROGUE ARTIST OR A LEFTOVER MOVIE

  • PROP.

    PROP.

  • ACCORDING TO ONE DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY SPOKESMAN, THE

    公安委員会の見解によると

  • MONOLITH APPEARED TO BE MADE OF STAINLESS STEEL, PUT TOGETHER

    モノリスはステンレス鋼で作られているように見えたが、それを組み合わせて作られている。

  • "WITH HUMAN-MADE RIVETS."

    "WITH HUMAN-MADE RIVETS"

  • OKAY, BUT RIDDLE ME THIS: WHAT HUMAN REFERS TO THEM AS

    OKAY, BUT RIDDLE ME THIS: WHAT HUMAN REFERS TO THEM AS

  • "HUMAN-MADE RIVETS?" WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT

    "人間が作ったリベット?その名前は?

  • SPOKESMAN, "NICK STREET?" CLEARLY A PANICKED GALACTIC

    "ニック・ストリート?"明らかにパンクしたガラクティック

  • TRAVELER MAKING HIS NAME UP ON THE SPOT!

    その場で自分の名前を出すトラベラー

  • ( ALIEN VOICE ) "MY NAME IS NICK...

    ( ALIEN VOICE ) "MY NAME IS NICK...

  • STREET.

    通りだ

  • MY WIFE IS... HONDA...

    私の妻は...本田...

  • MAILBOX.

    MAILBOX。

  • SHE WEARS HUMAN-MADE SHOES."

    "SHE WEARS WEARS HUMAN-MADE SHOES"

  • WHAT MAKES THIS EVEN MORE MYSTERIOUS IS THAT AUTHORITIES

    これをさらに不思議なものにしているのは、権威があるということだ。

  • POINT OUT "THERE ARE ROADS CLOSE BY, BUT TO HAUL THE MATERIALS TO

    指摘 "近くに道路があるが、材料を運ぶためには、近くにある。

  • CUT INTO THE ROCK AND HAUL THE METAL-- WHICH IS TALLER THAN 12

    岩に切り込みを入れて金属を運ぶ - 12の高さがある

  • FEET IN SECTIONS-- TO DO ALL THAT IN THAT REMOTE SPOT IS

    断面の足...その場所ですべてを行うには

  • DEFINITELY INTERESTING."

    DEFINITELY INTERESTING."

  • "INTERESTING"?

    "INTERESTING"?

  • IT'S MORE THAN INTERESTING!

    IT'S MORE THAN INTERESTING!

  • THIS IS THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF A SCI-FI MOVIE.

    THIS IS THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF A SCI-FI MOVIE.

  • NEXT, WE'RE GOING TO MEET THE ATTRACTIVE YOUNG GEOLOGIST

    NEXT, WE'RE GOING TO MEET THE ATTRACTIVE YOUNG GEOLOGIST

  • PLAYED BY ZENDAYA, WHO GETS SENT OUT THERE TO STUDY THE MONOLITH

    PLAYED BY ZENDAYA, WHO GETS SENT OUT THERE TO STUDY THE MONOLITH

  • WITH CURMUDGEONLY PROFESSOR PAUL GIAMATTI AND A RUGGED, DISTANT,

    カーマッジオンリー教授のPAUL GIAMATTIとラギングした遠目の人と一緒に。

  • YET KIND METALLURGIST PLAYED BY CHRIS PINE.

    クリス・パインが演じたYET KIND METALLURGIST。

  • LOOK, I ALREADY-- I ALREADY HAVE HALF OF IT WRITTEN!

    いいか、俺はまだ...まだ半分は書いてあるんだ!

  • CALL ME, MONOLITH!

    "モノリス "と呼んでくれ!

  • BY THE WAY, THE MONOLITH IS PLAYED BY VIN DIESEL.

    BY THE WAY, THE MONOLITH IS PLAYED BY VIN DIESEL.

  • IN POST-ELECTION ELECTION NEWS, REALITY KEEPS MOVING FORWARD.

    選挙後の選挙ニュースでは、現実は前に進み続けています。

  • WITH THE ARROW OF TIME.

    WITH THE ARROW OF TIME.

  • YESTERDAY, OFFICIALS IN BOTH PENNSYLVANIA AND NEVADA

    YESTERDAY, OFFICIALS IN BOTH PENNSYLVANIA AND NEVADA

  • CERTIFIED THAT JOE BIDEN WON THEIR STATES.

    ジョー・バイデンが州を制したことを証明しました。

  • EVEN THE WHITE HOUSE SEEMS TO BE RECEIVING THE MESSAGE, BECAUSE

    ホワイトハウスでさえもメッセージを受け取っているように見える、なぜならば。

  • THEY OFFICIALLY SIGNED OFF ON JOE BIDEN GETTING THE

    THEY OFFICIALLY SIGNED OFF ON JOE BIDEN GETTING THE

  • PRESIDENT'S DAILY BRIEF.

    大統領のデイリー・ブリーフィングです

  • WELL THAT'S GOING TO BE A NICE CHANGE OF PACE

    これはいいペースの変化になりそうだな

  • FOR THE BRIEFERS TO GIVE A LIST OF NATIONAL SECURITY THREATS TO

    国家安全保障上の脅威のリストを提供するブリーフィングのために

  • A PRESIDENT WHO'S NOT ON IT.

    大統領はそれに参加していない

  • BUT IT MIGHT BE TOUGH FOR BIDEN, BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT'S DAILY

    BUT IT MIGHT BE TOUGH FOR BIDEN, BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT'S DAILY

  • BRIEFING IS OFTEN TAILORED TO THE PRESIDENT CURRENTLY IN

    説明は、現在の大統領に合わせて行われることが多いです。

  • OFFICE.

    OFFICE.

  • WE ACTUALLY HAVE A COPY OF THE BRIEFING THAT WAS MADE FOR THE

    私たちは実際に、このために作られた説明書のコピーを持っています。

  • CURRENT PRESIDENT: LET'S SEE THIS, JIM.

    見てみましょう、ジム

  • LET'S SEE, THIS ONE MEANS...

    えーと、これが意味するのは...

  • GREAT DANE-JER.

    GREAT DANE-JER.

  • UN-REST IN EYE-RACK.

    UN-REST IN EYE-RACK.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, YEAH.

    ( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, YEAH.

  • IT'S FOR-- IT'S FOR THE PRESIDENT.

    それは...それは大統領のためだ

  • YOU GOT TO PUT THE BOOBS IN, OR HE WON'T PAY ATTENTION.

    お前がボブスを入れろ さもなければ彼は注意を払わない

  • BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO ENJOY ABUSING HIS

    しかし、それは、大統領が彼を虐待することを 楽しもうとしているように見える。

  • OFFICE RIGHT UP UNTIL THE BITTER END, BECAUSE THIS AFTERNOON, HE

    OFFICE RIGHT UP UNTIL THE BITTER END, BECAUSE THIS AFTERNOON, HE

  • TWEETED, "IT IS MY GREAT HONOR TO ANNOUNCE THAT GENERAL

    ツイッターでは、"将軍を発表するのは大変名誉なことです。

  • MICHAEL T. FLYNN HAS BEEN GRANTED A FULL PARDON.

    マイケル・T・フラインに完全な恩赦が与えられました。

  • CONGRATULATIONS TO @GENFLYNN AND HIS WONDERFUL FAMILY.

    CONGRATULATIONS TO @GENFLYNN AND HIS WONDERFUL FAMILY.

  • I KNOW YOU WILL NOW HAVE A TRULY FANTASTIC THANKSGIVING!"

    I KNOW YOU WILL NOW HAVE A TRULY FANTASTIC THANKSGIVING!"

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, BUT I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

    信じられないけど 知っておくべきだったわ

  • KIND OF SUSPICIOUS ABOUT YESTERDAY'S TURKEY PARDON.

    KIND OF SUSPICIOUS ABOUT YESTERDAY'S TURKEY PARDON.

  • BUT THANKSGIVING IS A PERFECT DAY TO PARDON FLYNN.

    でも感謝祭はフリンを許すのに最適な日です。

  • AFTER ALL, IT'S ALL ABOUT TURKEY-- THE COUNTRY HE WAS

    AFTER ALL, IT'S ALL ABOUT TURKEY-- THE COUNTRY HE WAS

  • BEING PAID TO REPRESENT SECRETLY WHILE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

    金をもらって秘密裏に代表をしていたのに

  • WORKING FOR AMERICA.

    "アメリカのために働く

  • STILL, IT'S IN KEEPING WITH TRADITION WITH THE FIRST

    STILL, IT'S IN KEEPING WITH TRADITION WITH THE FIRST

  • THANKSGIVING, WHEN THE PILGRIMS AND NATIVE AMERICANS CAME

    ピルグリムとネイティブアメリカンが来た時の感謝祭

  • TOGETHER IN HARMONY TO ESTABLISH A SECRET BACK-CHANNEL WITH THE

    健全な関係の下で、秘密の裏チャンネルを確立するために

  • RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR AND THEN LIE ABOUT IT TO THE F.B.I.

    ロシア大使になってFBIに嘘をつく

  • OR AS THEY CALLED IT, MAIZE.

    "マイゼ "と呼ばれていました

  • THE PRESIDENT ISSUED THE PARDON DESPITE THE FACT THAT BACK IN

    THE PRESIDENT ISSUED THE PARDON DESPITE THE FACT THAT BACK IN

  • 2017, HE TWEETED THIS: "I HAD TO FIRE GENERAL FLYNN

    2017年、彼はこれをツイートしました。"I HAD TO FIRE GENERAL FLYNN" "I HAD TO FIRE GENERAL FLYNN

  • BECAUSE HE LIED TO THE VICE PRESIDENT AND THE F.B.I.

    副大統領とFBIに嘘をついたからだ

  • HE HAS PLED GUILTY TO THOSE LIES."

    "彼はその嘘に罪を犯した"

  • SURE, HE LIED TO THE F.B.I. AND PLEAD GUILTY TO IT, BUT CAN YOU

    確かに 彼はFBIに嘘をついて 罪を認めた でも あなたは?

  • REALLY TRUST THAT CONFESSION?

    本当にその信念を信じているのか?

  • THE GUY IS AN ADMITTED LIAR!

    あの男は嘘つきだ!

  • FLYNN HAD ILLEGAL CONVERSATIONS WITH THE RUSSIANS AND THEN LIED

    FLYNN HAD ILLEGAL CONVERSATIONS WITH THE RUSSIANS AND THEN LIED

  • TO THE F.B.I. ABOUT THEM.

    彼らについてのFBIに。

  • TWO WRONGS MAY NOT MAKE A RIGHT, BUT THIS PRESIDENT IS DETERMINED

    TWO WRONGS MAY NOT MAKE A RIGHT, BUT THIS PRESIDENT IS DETERMINED

  • TO FIND OUT HOW MANY DO.

    TO FIND OUT HOW MANY DO.

  • SO THE PRESIDENT IS CERTAINLY ACTING LIKE A GUY WHOSE DAYS ARE

    大統領は、明らかに、日々を過ごしている男のように行動しています。

  • NUMBERED, BUT HE HAS NOT CONCEDED.

    数は多いが、彼は譲歩していない。

  • I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST DETAILS OF THIS NEVER-CHANGING

    I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST DETAILS OF THIS NEVER-CHANGING

  • STORY IN TONIGHT'S: >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

    今夜の記事>> ゴブル、ゴブル!

  • I SUSPECT FOWL PLAY!

    ファウルプレイを疑う!

  • GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

    ゴブル、ゴブル!

  • I'M PRESIDENT, AND THERE'S STUFFING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

    俺が大統領だ お前ができることがあるんだ!

  • GOBBLE, GOBBLE!" >> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE

    ゴブル!ゴブル!ゴブル!>> "白からの道

  • HOUSE!" >> Stephen: TODAY, THE PRESIDENT

    "ハウス!">> スティーブン今日、大統領は

  • WAS SUPPOSED TO ATTEND THE LATEST FRAUD-FEST STARRING

    WAS SUPPOSED TO ATTEND THE LATEST FRAUD-FEST STARRING

  • ALLEGED ATTORNEY AND PAGAN PRIEST SUMMONING THE NORSE GOD

    疑惑の弁護士と北欧の神を称賛する異教徒の聖職者

  • OF DENTISTRY, RUDY GIULIANI.

    歯学博士のルーディ・ジュリアーニです。

  • GIULIANI WAS HOLDING AN EVENT WITH PENNSYLVANIA REPUBLICAN

    ペンシルバニア共和国とのイベントを開催していました。

  • STATE SENATORS, BUT IT WASN'T AN OFFICIAL SENATE HEARING, BECAUSE

    上院議員の公聴会ではありませんでしたが

  • THEY WERE HOLDING IT AT A HOTEL, NOT AT THE STATE CAPITOL.

    州議事堂ではなくホテルで開催していました

  • YEAH, IT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL EVENT.

    YEAH, IT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL EVENT.

  • IT WAS MORE OF A FRAUD-FAN CONVENTION.

    IT WAS MORE OF A FRAUD-FAN CONVENTION.

  • THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED IT "ELECTION CON-CON."

    THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED IT "ELECTION CON-CON."

  • THE PRESIDENT EXPRESSED STRONG INTEREST IN JOINING GIULIANI

    THE PRESIDENT EXPRESSED STRONG INTEREST IN JOINING GIULIANI

  • FOR THE TRIP, HIS FIRST OUTSIDE OF THE WASHINGTON AREA SINCE

    FOR THE TRIP, HIS FIRST OUTSIDE OF THE WASHINGTON AREA SINCE

  • ELECTION DAY-- HIS FIRST, BUT NOT HIS LAST.

    ELECTION DAY-- HIS FIRST, BUT NOT HIS LAST.

  • BUT THIS MORNING, AS EVERYONE WAS GETTING SET TO DEPART FOR

    しかし、今朝、誰もが出発の準備をしていたように

  • PENNSYLVANIA, THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED THAT THE TRIP HAD BEEN

    ペンシルバニア州、ホワイトハウスは旅行の実施を発表した

  • CANCELED, POSSIBLY BECAUSE AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE CLOSE TO

    キャンセルされる可能性があるのは、少なくとも2人の親しい人がいるからです。

  • GIULIANI HAVE CONTRACTED COVID-19.

    GIULIANI HAVE CONTRACTED COVID-19.

  • NOW, NO ONE KNOWS EXACTLY HOW THE STAFFERS GOT THE VIRUS.

    スタッフがどうやってウィルスを手に入れたのかは 誰にも分からない

  • POSSIBLY THEY CAUGHT IT FROM SOMEONE IN THE PRESIDENT'S INNER

    大統領の内部の誰かから 取ったのかもしれない

  • CIRCLE.

    サークル

  • OR IT IS POSSIBLE THEY GOT IT BECAUSE IT WAS THE WILL OF THE

    または、それは、それが意志であったので、彼らはそれを得た可能性があります。

  • MONOLITH!

    モノリス!

  • NOW, DESPITE THE POSITIVE TEST, GIULIANI WENT TO PENNSYLVANIA

    肯定的なテストにもかかわらず ジュリアーニは ペンシルバニアに行った

  • ANYWAY, AND DURING THE "HEARING," THE PRESIDENT CALLED

    とにかく、"公聴会 "の最中に、大統領はこう呼びました。

  • JENNA ELLIS, ONE OF THE OTHER LAWYERS, AND SHE HELD HIM UP TO

    ジェナ・エルリスは他の弁護士の一人で、彼を逮捕しました。

  • THE MIC: >> I REALLY APPRECIATE BEING

    THE MIC: >> I REALLY APPRECIATE BEING

  • ASKED TO SPEAK, AND I'M IN THE OVAL OFFICE RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S

    ASKED TO SPEAK, AND I'M IN THE OVAL OFFICE RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S

  • VERY INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.

    VERY INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.

  • >> Stephen: I'M NOT SAYING THE PRESIDENT HAS GIVEN UP ON THE

    >> スティーブン: 私は、大統領がその上で放棄したとは言っていません。

  • IDEA OF OVERTURNING THE ELECTION, BUT I WILL POINT OUT

    選挙をひっくり返すという考えだが、私は指摘する。

  • HE IS LITERALLY PHONING IT IN.

    彼は文字通り電話をかけてきたのよ

  • AS I SAID, THIS IS OUR COUNTRY'S FIRST COVID THANKSGIVING, AND

    AS I SAID, THIS IS OUR COUNTRY'S FIRST COVID THANKSGIVING, AND

  • THE EXPERTS ARE URGING US TO MAKE IT OUR SAFEST THANKSGIVING

    エキスパートたちは、私たちの最も安全な感謝祭を実現するために、私たちに呼びかけています。

  • EVER BY NOT GATHERING OR TRAVELING.

    集まることも旅をすることもしないで

  • OR AS ONE CALIFORNIA OFFICIAL PUT IT: JUST SAY "NO" TO FAMILY

    OR AS ONE CALIFORNIA OFFICIAL PUT IT: JUST SAY "NO" TO FAMILY

  • THANKSGIVING.

    THANKSGIVINGです。

  • "JUST SAY NO"?

    "JUST SAY NO"?

  • I WOULDN'T USE THE ANTI-DRUG SLOGAN.

    私は、抗尿毒薬のスロガンを使用しないだろう。

  • NOW KIDS ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE THANKSGIVING IN SECRET UNDER THE

    NOW KIDS ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE THANKSGIVING IN SECRET UNDER THE

  • BLEACHERS.

    BLEACHERS.

  • THEY'RE GOING TO BE HUFFING STUFFING!

    ハッフィング・スタッフィングになるんだ!

  • YOU CAN TELL FROM THE CRANBERRY RING.

    クランベリーの指輪でわかるのよ

  • ONE HOME WHERE THEY SHOULD BE REALLY CAREFUL THIS HOLIDAY

    ホリデーに本当に気をつけなければならない場所の一つの家。

  • SEASON IS THE WHITE HOUSE.

    SEASON IS THE WHITE HOUSE。

  • EVER SINCE ELECTION DAY, THE WHITE HOUSE HAS BEEN CIRCULATING

    EVER SINCE ELECTION DAY, THE WHITE HOUSE HAS BEEN CIRCULATING

  • TWO THINGS: FAKE CASES OF VOTER FRAUD AND REAL CASES OF

    二つのこと。投票者の不正の偽装事件と実際の事件です

  • CORONAVIRUS.

    コロナビラス

  • SO FAR, AT LEAST 45 PEOPLE CONNECTED TO THE WHITE HOUSE

    これまでのところ、少なくとも45人がホワイトハウスに接続されています。

  • HAVE CONTRACTED THE VIRUS.

    HAVE CONTRACTED THE VIRUS.

  • RECENT CASES INCLUDE MARK MEADOWS, BEN CARSON, COREY

    最近の事件には マーク・メドウズ ベン・カーソン コーリーが含まれます

  • LEWANDOWSKI, AND DON JR., ALL OF WHOM TESTED POSITIVE AFTER

    レワンドウスキー、ドンJR、全員が陽性反応を示した後に

  • ATTENDING AN ELECTION-NIGHT WATCH PARTY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

    ATTENDING AN ELECTION-NIGHT WATCH PARTY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

  • OBVIOUSLY, THEY ALL SHOULD HAVE WORN A MASK, AND KEPT A SIX-FOOT

    OBVIOUSLY, THEY ALL SHOULD HAVE WORN A MASK, AND KEPT A SIX-FOOT

  • DISTANCE BETWEEN THEIR LIPS AND THE PRESIDENT'S BUTT.

    DISTANCE BETWEEN THEIR LIPS AND THE PRESIDENT'S BUTT.

  • WELL, THE WHITE HOUSE HAS LEARNED THEIR LESSON FROM THE

    さて、ホワイトハウスは教訓を学びました

  • ELECTION-NIGHT PARTY: HAVE A DIFFERENT KIND OF PARTY,

    ELECTION-NIGHT PARTY:パーティーの異なる種類を持っています。

  • BECAUSE THE WHITE HOUSE IS PLANNING HOLIDAY PARTIES INDOORS

    ホワイトハウスが屋内で ホリデーパーティーを計画しているからだ

  • DESPITE THE PANDEMIC.

    DESPITE THE PANDEMIC.

  • WELL, THEY HAVE TO HAVE THE PARTIES!

    WELL, THEY HAVE TO HAVE THE PARTIES!

  • RUDY'S ALREADY MADE A BATCH OF DELICIOUS HOLIDAY HEAD-NOG!

    ルディーズが作ってくれたんだよ。

  • BUT THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

    BUT THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

  • FOOD WILL BE "INDIVIDUALLY PLATED BY CHEFS AT

    FOOD WILL BE "INDIVIDUALLY PLATED BY CHEFS AT

  • PLEXIGLASS-PROTECTED FOOD STATIONS," AND "ALL PASSED

    PLEXIGLASS-PROTECTED FOOD STATIONS," AND "ALL PASSED

  • BEVERAGES WILL BE COVERED."

    BEVERAGES WILL BE COVERED."

  • SO, THE C.D.C. HAS FINALLY ACHIEVED SIZZLER SALAD BAR AND

    対策本部はついに サラダバーのサイズアップを達成しました

  • SIPPY CUP TECHNOLOGY.

    SIPPY CUP TECHNOLOGY。

  • BUT NO MATTER HOW MANY PRECAUTIONS THEY TAKE, THERE'S

    BUT NO MATTER HOW MANY PRECAUTIONS THEY TAKE, THERE'S

  • ALWAYS SOME RISK.

    常に多少のリスクがある

  • SO THE WHITE HOUSE WARNED INVITEES THAT "ATTENDING THE

    白人館は招待客に「参加する」ことを警告した。

  • PARTIES WILL BE A VERY PERSONAL CHOICE."

    "パーティーは非常に個人的な選択である"

  • YES, IT IS AN IMPORTANT PERSONAL CHOICE, REMINDS ME OF THAT

    そう、それは重要な個人的な選択であり、私にそのことを思い出させてくれます。

  • ROBERT FROST POEM: "TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A YELLOW WOOD, AND I

    ロバート・フロストの詩「黄色の木の中で分かれた二つの道、そして私」。

  • TOOK THE ONE WITHOUT COVID.

    TOOK THE ONE WITHOUT COVID.

  • BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT."

    "バカじゃないから"

  • WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT!

    WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT!

  • OUR GUEST IS ROB CORDDRY.

    OUR GUEST IS ROB CORDDRY.

  • BUT WHEN WE RETURN, I GET A VISIT FROM THE PRESIDENT'S

    しかし、私たちが戻るとき、私は大統領からの訪問を取得します。

  • LAWYER.

    弁護士

  • STICK AROUND!

    回り込め!

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