TURKEYS ARE ROASTED ON THANKSGIVING.

TURKEYS ARE ROASTED ON THANKSGIVING.

SO THIS YEAR WE THOUGHT WE WITH CHANGE THINGS UP A BIT AND FOR

SO THIS YEAR WE THOUGHT WE WITH CHANGE THINGS UP A BIT AND FOR

ONE NATURE ONLY LET A TURKEY ROAST US ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND

ONE NATURE ONLY LET A TURKEY ROAST US ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND

QUESTION, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME LIVE IN THE STUD WHY THE

QUESTION, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME LIVE IN THE STUD WHY THE

JERKY TURKEY.

JERKY TURKEY.

HEY, JERKY TURKEY, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, THIS WILL BE A BIT

やあ ジャッキー・ターキー 参加してくれてありがとう これはちょっとしたことだけど

OF FUN, ARE YOU READY TO ROAST US?

楽しくて、ローストする準備はできていますか？

>> YEAH, YEAH, THAT SEEMS LIKE A FAIR TRADE OFF.

>> YEAH, YEAH, THAT SEALSIKE A FAIR TRADE OFF.

YOU MASSACRE EVERYONE I KNOW AND I TELL SOME JOKES SURE, SURE,

知ってる人全員を虐待して 冗談を言ってたわね

LET'S GO.

LET'S GO.

YOU KNOW, JAMES, I SEE YOU DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE IN HERE ANY

ここには聴衆がいないんだな

MORE AND I GOT TO SAY I APPRECIATE YOU DOING YOUR PART

もっと言っておかないといけないのは、あなたが自分の役割を果たしてくれていることに感謝しています。

TO HELP STOP EXPOSURE TO ONE OF THE WORST VIRUSES OF OUR

TO HELP STOP EXPOSURE TO ONE OF THE WORST VIRUSES OF OUR

LIFETIME.

ＬＩＦＥＴＩＭＥ。

JAMES CORDEN'S COMEDY.

JAMES CORDEN'S COMEDY.

I'M JUST KIDDING JAMES, I'M KIDDING.

I'MUST JUST KIDDING JAMES, I'M'M KIDDING.

HAVE I NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR JOKES KILL BEFORE, ROASTING YOUR

HAVE I NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR JOKES KILL BEFORE, ROASTING YOUR

ASS, BABY!

お尻、ベイビー！

YEAH.

ああ

YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY, IAN, YOU REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH, MAN.

言いたいことがあるんだが、IAN、君は本当に笑わせてくれるな。

EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU I'M LIKE HA HA HA HA HE THINKS THAT

いつも君を見るたびに 僕は君を見ているような気がする ハハハハハ 彼はそう思っている

MUSTACHE LOOKS GOOD.

MUSTACHE LOOKS GOOD.

I'M KIDDING, YOU LOOK SUPER.

I'M KIDDING, YOU LOOK SUPER.

SPECIFICALLY SUPERMARIO.

SPECIFICALLY SUPERMARIO.

BOOM, ROASTING YOUR ASS.

BOOM, ROASTING YOUR ASS.

OH, THE BAND.

OH, THE BAND.

Y'ALL ARE THE BEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT, IS WHAT I WOULD BE SAYING

Y'ALL ARE THE BEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT, IS WHAT I WOULD BE SAYING

IF I WERE AT JIMMY FALON'S SHOW RIT NOW.

もし私がジミー・ファロンのショーにいたら...

I'M KIDDING.

冗談だよ

I'M KIDDING.

冗談だよ

REGGIE, REG YEA WATTS.

レジー、REG YEA WATTS。

YOU DRESS LIKE PAULA POUNDSTONE ON EDIBLES.

EDIBLESのPAULA POUNDSTONEのような服装をしている。

YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I KNOW THAT JOKE IS KIND OF A DEEP CUT

知ってるだろ、知ってるだろ、知ってるよ、このジョークはディープカットの一種であることは。

REFERENCE BUT IT WILL MAKE SENSE TO MORE PEOPLE THAN ANYTHING

REFERENCE BUT IT WILL MAKE SENSE TO MORE PEOPLE THAN ANYTHING

YOU'VE EVER SAID ON THIS SHOW.

この番組で言ってたな

TIM, IT'S TIM, TIM IS SO COOL THAT YOUR MOM LET YOU DRESS

TIM, IT'S TIM, TIM IS SO COOL THAT YOUR MOM LET YOU DRESS

YOURSELF TODAY, VERY COOL.

今日の君はとてもカッコいい

I GOT TO SAY THOUGH, YOU PLAY THE GUITAR ALMOST AS GOOD AS

I GOT TO SAY THOUGH, YOU PLAY THE GUITAR ALMOST AS GOOD AS

PRINCE, SPECIFICALLY PRINCE NOW.

PRINCE、特にPRINCE NOW。

ROASTED.

ROASTED.

YOUR ASS.

お前のケツだ

>> STEVE, HEY STEVE, YOU KNOW IT IS TOO BAD THAT I SHAVED YOUR

>> スティーブ スティーブ 髭を剃ったのは悪いことだと分かってるだろう

BEARD, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE NOW YOUR PERSONALITY IS THE WORST

BEARD, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE NOW YOUR PERSONALITY IS THE WORST

THING ABOUT YOU.

あなたについてのこと

(LAUGHTER) GOBBLE GOBBLE BABY, YOUR ASS IS

（笑）ゴブルゴブルベイビー 君のお尻が

ROASTED.

ROASTED.

HAGAR, YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE ROOM.

HAGAR, YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE ROOM.

BUT SEEING AS HOW IT IS THIS ROOM THAT IS BARELY A

しかし、この部屋がどうなっているのかを見ると、それはほとんどありません。

COMPLIMENT.

COMPLIMENT.

YOU KNOW WHENEVER I HEAR YOU PLAYING THE-BASE I ALWAYS THINK

ベースを演奏しているのを聞くといつも思うんだけど

ABOUT SONGS.

歌について。

I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS BECAUSE I HEAR YOU AND I THINK I GUESS

あなたの声が聞こえてきたから 私はそのベースのことばかり考えてるのよ

THERE IS SOMETHING WORSE THAN THAT SONG.

その歌よりも悪いことがあるんだ

CECE.

CECEです。

>> James: JERKY TUR KEE YOU FORGOT GUILLERMO.

>> ジェームズJERKY TUR KEE YOU FORGOT GUILLERMO.

>> OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY GEE A MOW, THAT WAS SO RUDE OF ME,

MISSING A BEAT IS YOUR JOB, MY BAD, PIE BAD.

ビートを逃すのはお前の仕事だ 俺が悪い パイが悪い

CECE.

CECEです。

THERE SHE IS.

そこに彼女がいる。

CECE IS A TRUE SUCCESS STORY, ABSOLUTE TRUE SUCCESS STORY, SHE

CECE IS A TRUE SUCCESS STORY, ABSOLUTE TRUE SUCCESS STORY, SHE

GREW UP IN A SMALLTOWN IN THE SOUTH AND CAME OUT HERE TO

南部の小さな町で育ち ここに来て

HOLLYWOOD AND MADE HER PARENTS AND SIBLINGS PROUD WHICH WASN'T

ハリウッドと彼女の両親と兄弟を誇らしげにしていたが、そうではなかった。

TOO HARD BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.

TOO HARD BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON.

ROASTED YOUR ASS.

ROASTED YOUR ASS.

HEY JAMES, JAMES.

HEY JAMES、JAMES。

>> James: ME AGAIN, YOU ALREADY DID ME.

>> ジェームズ私はまた、あなたはすでに私をやった。

>> OH, YOU LIKE ARE YOU REALLY IN A PLACE TO CRITICIZE SOMEONE

>> >> ああ、君は本当に誰かを批判する立場にあるのか？

GOING BACK FOR SECONDS.

数秒前に戻る

BOOM, YEAH, ROASTED.

BOOM, YEAH, ROASTED.

>> James: ALL RIGHT.

>> ジェームスすべての権利。

>> GOBBLE FREAKING GOBBLE, BABY.

>> ゴブル・フリーキング・ゴブル、ベイビー。

>> James: I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD A GOOD TIME, WE'VE ALL HAD

>> ジェームスI THINK WE'VE ALL HAD A GOOD TIME, WE'VE ALL HAD

OUR FUN.

OUR FUN.

>> WE'VE HAD OUR FUN, YEAH, THAT IS SOMETHING NO GUEST ON THIS

>> 仝それにしても、これは何のためのゲストでもないことなんだ。

SHOW HAS EVER SAID.

SHOW HAS EVER SAID.

BOOM, ROASTED.

BOOM, ROASTED.

BACK BACK BOOGER.

BACK BACK BOOGER。

YOU KNOW JAMES, JAMES, EVER SINCE LOCKDOWN STARTED YOU VRNT

YOU KNOW JAMES,JAMES,JAMES,EVER SINCE LOCKDOWN STARTED YOU VRNT

BEEN ABLE TO DO CARPOOL KARAOKE BALK OF THE PANDEMIC AND THAT IS

パンデミックのカープールカラオケができるようになったのは、それがパンデミックのバルクであり、それはそれです。

WHY SO MANY PEOPLE REFUSE TO WEAR MASKS.

なぜ多くの人がマスクの着用を拒否するのか。

NO, I'M JUST KIDDINGK I ACTUALLY AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO

いや、冗談だよ、本当に楽しみにしていたんだ。

CARPOOL KARAOKE COMING BACK AND I REALLY HOPE YOU DO ONE OF THE

カープールカラオケが復活します。

GREAT NEW MUSICIANS, HOSE TAPED TO YOUR EXHAUST PIPE, GET HIM IN

GREAT NEW MUSICIANS, HOSE TAPED TO YOUR EXHAUST PIPE, GET HIM IN

YOUR PASSENGER SEAT, PLEASE, ROASTED.

あなたの助手席、お願いします、焼きました。

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY TIME, YOUR ASS ARE HEAVILY ROASTED.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MY TIME, YOUR ASS ARE HEAVILY ROASTED.

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR JERKY TUR KEE OUT!

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR JERKY TUR KEE OUT!

>> James: ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU HE GOES.

>> ジェームズよし、行くぞ

JERKY TUR KEE, EVERYBODY.

JERKY TUR KEE, EVERYBODY.

WOW.

うわー。

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.

ゴブルゴブルゴブルゴブル。

♪ GOBBLE GOBBLE WITH.

♪ GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE WITH.

>> HEY JAMES, IS THIS DOOR LOCKED.

>> ロックされています。

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

>> YOU CAN UNLOCK IT PLEASE.

>> ロックを解除してください。

>> James: NO.

>>ジェームスいいえ。

>> WHAT IS GOING ON?

>> どうなっているの？

>> James: WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> ジェームズどうしたの？

I'M ABOUT TO ROAST YOUR ASS!

お前のケツを焼いてやる！

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"

EVERYBODY.

すべての人に。

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