♪ >> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK,

♪ >> スティーブンおかえりなさい

EVERYBODY!

みんな！

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, TIME TO SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

今が何時か知ってるだろう ジョン・バティステに挨拶する時間だ

HELLO, JON, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HELLO, JON, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> Jon: HEY!

>> ジョン：HEY!

HEAR THAT?

聞いたか？

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♪ >> Stephen: WHAT BEAT IS THAT?

♪ >> スティーブン何の拍子だ？

WHAT RHYTHM IS THAT?

WHAT RHYTHM IS THAT?

CLOV?

クロフ？

>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH!

>> ジョンイェーア！イェーア！イェーア！

HEY, HEY!

ヘイヘイヘイ！

>> Stephen: I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION FOR YOU.

>> あなたに重大な質問があります。

REMEMBER LAST NIGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THOSE BISCUITS

REMEMBER LAST NIGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THOSE BISCUITS

FROM CHARLESTON.

シャーレストンから

>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS.

>>ジョン。何てこった

OH, YES, YES.

ああ、はい、はい。

>> Stephen: OKAY, SO I GOT FAMILY WORKING ON THIS, BUT THEY

>> スティーブン: OK, それで、これをやっている家族を集めたんだけど、でも彼らはこれをやっていたんだ。

NEED TO KNOW, DOES THIS GO TO KENNER OR IS THIS GOING UP HERE?

これはケナーに行くのか？それともここに行くのか？

WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT IT TO GO?

どっちに行けばいいの？

>> IT WOULD BE NICE TO GIVE SOME TO THE FAMILY.

>> IT WOULD BE NICE TO GIVE SOME TO THE FAMILY.

I WON'T BE DOWN.

落ち込まないわよ

I WON'T BE AT KENNER, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO GIVE SOME TO

私はケナーには行かないけど プレゼントするのはいいことだわ

THE FAMILY.

THE FAMILY.

>> Stephen: WE WOULD SEND TWO.

>> スティーブン二人を送ります。

WE'VE GOT TOP MAN ON IT RIGHT NOW.

WE'VE GOT TOP MAN ON IT RIGHT NOW.

>> Jon: OH, YEAH.

>>ジョン。ああ、そうだ。

I GOT THE BOOK, TOO!

I GOT THE BOOK, TOO!

THE BOOK!

THE BOOK!

WOW!

うわぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ

>> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT?

>> スティーブン分かったか？

>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS!

>>ジョン。なんてこった！

THOSE SONGS, THAT'S GOING TO -- THAT IS GOING TO ENRICH MY LIFE

この曲は私の人生を豊かにしてくれます。

IN WAYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW YET, SO THANK YOU.

今まで知らなかった方法で、ありがとう。

>> Stephen: I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

>> スティーブン気に入っていただけて嬉しいです。

IT'S DEEP, ISN'T IT?

深いんだよな？

>> Jon: IT'S VERY, VERY DEEP.

>> ジョンとても、とても、とても深いです。

SUCH AN INCREDIBLE HISTORY, SO MUCH TO LEARN FROM THAT AND THE

これほどまでに素晴らしい歴史があり、そこから学ぶことがたくさんあります。

COMBINATION OF MY HISTORY, IT'S AMAZING.

私の歴史を組み合わせて、それは素晴らしい。

>> Stephen: FOR PEOPLE WONDERING, I GAVE JOHN A BOOK

>> スティーブン訝しむ人々のために、私はジョンに本を与えました。

CALLED "AIN'T YOU GOT A RIGHT TO THE TREE OF LIFE," WHICH IS A

CALLED "AIN'T YOU GOT A RIGHT TO THE TREE OF LIFE," WHICH IS A

BOOK OF INTERVIEWS WITH GULLA PEOPLE WHO LIVED ON THE COAST IN

BOOK OF INTERVIEWS WITH GULLA PEOPLE WHO LIVED ON THE COAST IN

THE '60s AND THE SONGS THEY SANG.

60年代と彼らが歌う歌。

THOUGHT YOU WOULD ENJOY THAT.

THOUGHT YOU WOULD ENJOY THAT.

>> Jon: THANK YOU, THAT'S AMAZING.

>> ジョン：ありがとう、それは素晴らしい。

>> Stephen: CAN'T GET THAT IN HARDBACK ANYMORE, BUDDY.

>> スティーブンもうハードバックには入れられないよ

>> Jon: OH!

>> ジョンOH!

I'M A COLLECTOR!

私はコレクターだ！

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON.

( LAUGHTER ) >> スティーブン。ありがとう ジョン

BYE!

BYE!

YOU KNOW, EVERY DAY I TAKE EXTENSIVE M.R.I.'S OF THE DAY'S

YOU KNOW, EVERY DAY I TAKE EXTENSIVE M.R.I.'S OF THE DAY'S

BIGGEST STORIES, ORDER THOROUGH TOPICAL BLOODWORK, AND RUN A

BIGGEST STORIES, ORDER THOROUGH TOPICAL BLOODWORK, AND RUN A

FULL WORK-UP OF STORY DIAGNOSTICS TO CREATE FOR YOU

あなたのために創造するためのストーリーダイアグノスティクスの完全なワークアップ

THE COMPREHENSIVE NEWS WELLNESS EVALUATION THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

THE COMPREHENSIVE NEWS WELLNESS EVALUATION THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

BUT SOMETIMES, IT'S NICE TO JUST WALK DOWN TO THE OVERPASS IN MY

でもたまには オーバーパスまで歩いて行くのもいいわね

ROBE AND GET IN THE VAN OF A GUY WHO CLAIMS HE HAS AN ASSOCIATE

ローブは、誰が彼が持っていると主張する男のバンに乗ると、関連会社を持っています。

DEGREE IN EQUINE MEDICINE FOR THE UNLICENSED PROSTATE EXAM OF

無免許の前立腺検査のための馬術医学の学位

NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, AMAZON IS NOW SELLING PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, AMAZONは現在、PRESCRIPTION DRUGSを販売しています。

WHICH MIGHT SOUND GOOD, BUT I CAN DEFINITELY SEE A DOWNSIDE TO

それは良いことのように聞こえるが、私には明らかにダウンサイドが見える。

MAKING ALEXA YOUR DRUG DEALER.

アレクサをあなたの麻薬の売人にする。

>> DID YOU GO TO CVS YESTERDAY?

>> DID YOU GO TO CVS YESTERDAY?

I THOUGHT WE HAD AN ARRANGEMENT.

約束があると思ってたのに

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CUT A (BLEEP).

I don't want to have to have to cut a (bleep).

>> Stephen: IF YOU THINK WHAT GAMERS NEED THE LORD, GOOD NEWS,

>> スティーブン：ゲーマーが主を必要としていることを考えれば、良いニュースです。

SOME GAMERS ARE BRINGING JESUS TO TWITCH."

SOME GAMERS ARE BRINGING JESUS TO TWITCH."

JESUS IS A PERFECT VIDEO GAME CHARACTER.

JESUS IS A PERFECT VIDEO GAME CHARACTER.

HE HAD A CLEAR MISSION, HE FOUGHT EVIL, HE HAD EXTRA LIVES,

彼には明確な使命があり、悪を行い、余分な命を持っていた。

AND WHEN HE EATS THE MAGIC FLOWER HE CAN SHOOT FIREBALLS.

AND WHEN HE EATS THE MAGIC FLOWER HE CAN SHOOT FIREBALLS.

THESE GAME-VANGELISTS ARE PART OF "GOD-MODE ACTIVATED," A GROUP

これらのゲーム・バンジェリストは「GOD-MODE ACTIVATED」の一部です。

DEDICATED TO "ACTIVATING GAMERS IN FAITH," AND WHO USE STREAMING

ゲーマーの信仰心を高める」ことに専念し、ストリーミングを利用しています。

PLATFORMS TO SPREAD THE GOSPEL WHILE PLAYING "FORTNITE."

フォートナイトをプレイしながら福音を広めるためのプラットフォーム。

THE PERFECT VENUE TO SPREAD JESUS' MESSAGE TO THE PHARISEES:

THE PERFECT VENUE TO SPREAD JESUS' MESSAGE TO THE PHARISEES:

"BLESSED ARE THEY WHO RACK UP THE HIGHEST KILL COUNT AND DO

"BLESSED ARE THEY WHO RACK UP THE HIGHEST KILL COUNT AND DO

THE SICKEST DANCES OVER THE BODIES OF THEIR ENEMIES."

"敵の仲間たちの犠牲の上で踊る最も病んだ踊り"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, A NEW REPORT HAS FOUND THAT PLATYPUS FUR

クオランタイン・ウェイでは、新しい報告では、プラティパスの毛皮が発見されました。

GLOWS GREEN UNDER U.V. LIGHT.

GLOWS GREEN UNDER U.V. LIGHT.

WHICH IS GOING TO MAKE FOR A SUPER MESSED UP SCENE ON "C.S.I.

WHICH IS GOING TO MAKE FOR A SUPER MESSED UP SCENE ON "C.S.I.

BRISBANE."

"ブリスベン"

LOOKS LIKE THIS ORNITHORYNCHIDAE IS...

このオルニトリンチダエは...

ORNITHORYNCHI-DEAD.

オルニトリンチ死ね。

♪ >> YEAAHHH!

♪ >> YEAAHHHH!

>> Stephen: NO, HE PUTS THEM ON THEN SAYS IT.

>> スティーブン：いや、彼はそれを履いてから言うんだ。

HONEY, WE HAVE A TEAM ON THIS.

ハニー、私たちはこれにチームを持っています。

CAN YOU RESEARCH THAT?

それを調べてくれないか？

DID IT RIGHT?

DID IT RIGHT?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING-- STEPHEN, WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING-- STEPHEN, WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE

SHINING U.V. LIGHTS ON PLATYPUSES?

SHINING U.V. LIGHTS ON PLATYPUSES?

AS ONE OF THE RESEARCHERS EXPLAINED, "IT WAS A MIX OF

研究者の一人が説明したように、「それは以下の混合物だった

SERENDIPITY AND CURIOSITY."

SERENDIPITY AND CURIOSITY."

BUDDY, THAT'S A LOT OF $10 WORDS JUST TO SAY "ME 'N DALE GOT HIGH

"俺とデイルは高くなった "と言うだけで 10ドルもの言葉を使うのか？

IN THE LAB."

"研究室で"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, K.F.C. IS GOING TO BE SERVING FRIED

クワランタイン・ワイレでは、K.F.C.は、フライドポテトを提供しています。

CHICKEN IN REPLICAS OF ITS HOLIDAY-THEMED BUCKETS FROM

ニワトリを模した、ホリデーシーズンをテーマにしたバケットの登場です。

1966 AND 1971.

1966年と1971年

A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE CHICKEN PEOPLE SAID "WE HOPE OUR HOLIDAY

A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE CHICKEN PEOPLE SAID "WE HOPE OUR HOLIDAY

BUCKETS HELP EVERYONE HARK BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME."

BUCKETS HELP EVERYONE HARK BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME."

AH, YES, THE LATE '60S: A SIMPLER TIME OF RACIAL CONFLICT,

ああ、はい、60年代後半：人種対立の単純な時代。

POLITICAL ASSASSINATIONS, AND BEING TOO BUSY SMOKING

政治家の暗殺とタバコの吸いすぎで

UNFILTERED CAMEL CIGARETTES TO CARE WHAT FRIED CHICKEN WAS

FRIED CHICKENが何だったかを気にするUNFILTERED CAMEL CIGARETTES

DOING TO US.

DOING TO US.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, WE HERE AT "MEANWHILE CLOUD-BASED

QUARANTINE-WHILE, WE HERE AT "MEANWHILE CLOUD-BASED

CONTRACTING, CLICK-AND-MORTAR INNOVATION CONSORTIUM

CONTRACTING, CLICK-AND-MORTAR INNOVATION CONSORTIUM

INCORPORATED" SOMETIMES ACQUIRE SO MANY OWL-RELATED STORIES, WE

INCORPORATED" SOMETIMES ACQUIRE SO MANY OWL-RELATED STORIES, WE

COLLECT THEM IN OUR QUARANTINE-WHILE SUB-SUB

COLLECT THEM IN OUR QUARANTINE-WHILE SUB-SUB

SEGMENT: "MEANWH-OWL."

"セグメント"MEANWH-OWL"

MEANWH-OWL, CENTRAL PARK'S NEW CELEBRITY BIRD IS BARRY THE

狼、セントラルパークの新しいセレブリティ鳥はバリーです。

BARRED OWL.

BARRED OWL.

SO MAJESTIC!

SO MAJESTIC!

AND A MAJOR IMPROVEMENT OVER CENTRAL PARK'S OLD CELEBRITY

セントラルパークの旧セレブリティを大幅に改善

BIRD, ALAN, THE CHAIN-SMOKING PIGEON.

BIRD,ALAN,THE CHAIN-SMOKING PIGEON.

MEANWH-OWL, "A TINY OWL WAS SAVED AFTER GETTING STUCK IN THE

MEANWH-OWL, "A TINY OWL WAS SAVED AFTER GETTING STUCK IN THE

ROCKEFELLER CENTER TREE."

ROCKEFELLER CENTER TREE."

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIM-- AWWWWW!

彼を見てみよう - AWWWWWWWWW!

LOOK AT HOW TINY HE IS.

見てください、この小ささを。

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF THAT LIL'

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF THAT LIL'

GUY?

GUY?

THAT FIRST PICTURE WAS TAKEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE WAS REMOVED

THAT FIRST PICTURE WAS TAKEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE WAS REMOVED

FROM HIS MIDTOWN RENT-CONTROLLED TREE.

彼のミッドタウンの賃貸管理された木から。

AND HERE HE IS AT THE MOMENT HE FOUND OUT HOW MUCH A STUDIO

スタジオの広さを知った瞬間の彼はここにいる

APARTMENT COSTS IN NEW YORK.

ニューヨークのアパートのコスト。

SO HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO A SANCTUARY UPSTATE, WHERE HE IS

それで彼は聖職者のいる聖域に移されました

LOOKING MUCH BETTER!

だいぶ良くなってきました！

WHAT A GLOW-UP!

WHAT A GLOW-UP!

MICHAEL B. JORDAN IS LUCKY THE "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE" WAS

マイケル・B・ジョーダンは "生きている最もセクシーな男 "で幸運だった

ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY, OR THAT COVER WOULD BE VERY DIFFERENT.

ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY, OR THAT COVER WOULD BE VERY DIFFERENT.

LADIES, HE'S NOCTURNAL.

お嬢さん方、彼はノクターナルです。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LL COOL J.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LL COOL J.

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