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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

    >> スティーブンヘイ、みんな!

  • GOOD TO SEE YOU.

    GOOD TO SEE YOU.

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    私はあなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

  • EVY IS HERE TONIGHT.

    エブリィは今夜ここにいる。

  • THAT'S ALWAYS A GOOD SHOW.

    THAT'S ALWAYS A GOOD SHOW.

  • THAT'S ALWAYS A LOT OF FUN.

    それはいつも楽しいです。

  • THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, 3450EU DARLING.

    来てくれてありがとう 3450EU DARLING

  • >> MY PLEASURE >> Stephen: IT'S TWO WEEKS TO

    >> 私の喜び >> スティーブンあと2週間で

  • THE DAY SINCE THE ELECTION, AND I'M BEGINNING TO BREATHE EASIER.

    THE DAY SINCE THE ELECTION, AND I'M BEGINNING TO BREATHE EASIER.

  • IT'S LIKE I'VE HAD A WEIGHT ON MY CHEST.

    胸に重さがあったような気がする。

  • DOCTORS SAY IT WAS 239 POUNDS, BUT IT FELT HEAVIER.

    医者は239ポンドと言ってたが、もっと重いと思った。

  • ANYWAY, I'M FEELING GOOD.

    とにかく、気分はいいです。

  • BUT DOWN IN D.C., THE PRESIDENT IS SLOWLY, AGONIZINGLY GOING

    しかし、D.C.のダウンでは、大統領はゆっくりと、徐々に進みます。

  • THROUGH THE FIVE STAGES OF NARCISSIST GRIEF: DENIAL,

    THROUGH THE FIVE STAGES OF NARCISSIST GRIEF: DENIAL,

  • DENIAL, DENIAL, DENIAL, DENIAL, AND DENIAL.

    デニアル、デニアル、デニアル、デニアル、デニアル、デニアル。

  • I KNOW THAT'S SIX, BUT RUDY IS DEMANDING A RECOUNT.

    それは分かっているが、ルディーは再集計を要求している。

  • I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF MY

    I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF MY

  • UNFORTUNATELY ONGOING SEGMENT: >> NA!

    UNFORTUNATELY ONGOING SEGMENT: >> NA!

  • NA!

    NA!

  • NA!

    NA!

  • HEY! HEY!

    ヘイヘイヘイ!

  • I WON'T LEAVE!

    I WON'T LEAVE!

  • >> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE."

    >> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE."

  • TELL THEM WHAT THEY'VE WON!

    TELL THEM WHAT THEY'VE WON!

  • >> Stephen: RATHER THAN FINALLY FACING REALITY, ACCORDING

    >> スティーブン最終的に現実に直面するよりも、むしろ、それに一致する。

  • TO ADVISERS, "THE PRESIDENT IS MORE DUG INTO HIS POSITION THAN

    アドバイザーには、「大統領は自分の地位に比べて、より深く掘り込まれている」と。

  • HE WAS AT THE BEGINNING."

    "彼は初めからそうだった"

  • THIS AFTERNOON WE LEARNED THIS.

    この日の午後、私たちはこれを学びました。

  • >> APPARENTLY, THE PRESIDENT IS CONSIDERING CANCELLING HIS TRIP

    >> APPARENTLY, THE PRESIDENT IS CONSIDERING CANCELLING HIS TRIP

  • TO MAR-A-LAGO.

    マーラゴへ

  • >> Stephen: WELL, HISTORY IS FAMOUSLY KIND TO AUTOCRATS WHO

    >> スティーブン歴史は有名な自動書記には親切なんだ

  • LOSE AND THEN RETREAT UNDERGROUND.

    負けた後、アンダーグラウンドをリトリートします。

  • WHILE THE COMMANDER IN DOOF VOWS TO FIGHT ON, REPORTEDLY, "ALL OF

    WHILE THE COMMANDER IN DOOF VOWS TO FIGHT ON, REPORTEDLY, "ALL OF

  • HIS PEOPLE ARE DESPONDENT."

    HIS PEOPLE ARE DESPONDENT."

  • WELCOME TO THE CLUB.

    WELCOME TO THE CLUB.

  • I DON'T BLAME THEM.

    彼らを責めてはいない

  • DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT'S GOING TO BE FOR THEM TO GET

    DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT'S GOING TO BE FOR THEM TO GET

  • A JOB?

    仕事?

  • OR A SPITLESS BURGER?

    OR A SPITLESS BURGER?

  • SO FAR, THE CAMPAIGN'S LEGAL CHALLENGES ARE NOT GOING WELL.

    これまでのところ、キャンペーンの法的挑戦はうまくいっていません。

  • SINCE FRIDAY, CASES CHALLENGING THE ELECTION RESULTS HAVE BEEN

    金曜日以来、選挙結果に挑戦している事件がありました。

  • DROPPED IN ARIZONA, MICHIGAN, GEORGIA, WISCONSIN, AND

    ARIZONA, MICHIGAN, GEORGIA, WISCONSIN, AND DROPPED IN ARIZONA, MICHIGAN, GEORGIA, WISCONSIN, and

  • PENNSYLVANIA.

    ペンシルバニア州

  • TO BE CLEAR, DROPPED.

    クリアにするために、落とすために。

  • THOSE ARE WITHDRAWN CASES.

    それは引き出物のケースです

  • THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOSE THEM.

    THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOSE THEM.

  • THEY PRE-LOST THEM.

    彼らは彼らを先に見失った

  • IT'S LIKE COMING IN LAST IN THE INDY 500 BECAUSE YOU DECIDED NOT

    インディ500で最後尾になったようなものさ

  • TO BUY A CAR.

    車を買うには

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE PRESIDENT

    ( LAUGHTER ) MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE PRESIDENT

  • WAS FRUSTRATED THAT HIS CAMPAIGN LAWYERS WERE NOT APPEARING MORE

    選挙事務所の弁護士がもっと出てこないことに不満を持っていました。

  • FREQUENTLY ON TELEVISION.

    テレビで頻繁に放送されています。

  • HE WANTS HIS CLAIMS OF ELECTION FRAUD TAKEN ALL THE WAY TO THE

    HE WANTS HIS CLAIMS OF ELECTION FRAUD TAKEN ALL THE WAY TO THE

  • HIGHEST COURT IN THE LAND: "HOT BENCH!"

    HIGHEST COURT IN THE LAND: "HOT BENCH!"

  • TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION, THE PRESIDENT HAS NAMED RUDY

    TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION, THE PRESIDENT HAS NAMED RUDY

  • GIULIANI TO HEAD THE LEGAL TEAM.

    ジュリアーニが法務チームのトップに。

  • AS ONE CAMPAIGN OFFICIAL NOTED, "IT'S REALLY MORE OF A

    あるキャンペーン関係者は次のように述べています。

  • PUBLIC-RELATIONS FIGHT NOW THAN A LEGAL ONE."

    "法的な戦いではなく 公的な戦いだ"

  • RUDY'S PERFECT FOR THIS JOB, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

    ルーディはこの仕事に最適だ 私が知らないから

  • PUBLIC RELATIONS, BUT HE'S AN OLD HAND AT PUBIC RELATIONS.

    公共の場での関係だが、彼は公共の場での関係では古株だ。

  • ( LAUGHING ) RUDY'S ALREADY GETTING ALL

    ( LAUGHING ) RUDY'S ALREADY GETTING ALL

  • LEGAL.

    LEGAL.

  • IN FACT, TODAY HE APPEARED IN "THE CAMPAIGN'S FEDERAL CASE IN

    実際、今日、彼は「キャンペーンの連邦事件」に登場しました。

  • PENNSYLVANIA."

    "ペンシルバニア"

  • OF COURSE, HE WASN'T THERE ALONE.

    もちろん、彼は一人ではなかった。

  • HE WAS ACCOMPANIED BY HIS LAW PARTNERS, ERNEST AND JULIO

    彼は法律事務所のパートナー、エルネストとジュリオの協力を得ていました。

  • GALLO.

    ギャロ

  • THINGS HAVE GOTTEN CONTENTIOUS BEHIND THE SCENES.

    THINGS HAVE GOTTEN CONTENTIOUS BEHIND THE SCENES.

  • AFTER THE CAMPAIGN DROPPED A LAWSUIT IN ARIZONA, ON

    選挙運動がアリゾナで訴訟を取り下げた後に

  • SPEAKERPHONE, RUDY CALLED THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN LAWYERS LIARS FOR

    スピーカフォン、ラディはトランプ陣営の弁護士を嘘つき呼ばわりした。

  • TELLING THE PRESIDENT HIS ODDS OF CHANGING THE OUTCOME OF THE

    大統領に伝えることで結果が変わる可能性があるかどうか

  • ELECTION WERE SLIM.

    ELECTION WERE SLIM。

  • IN RESPONSE, ONE CAMPAIGN OFFICIAL CALLED RUDY A-- QUOTE--

    それに応じて、1つのキャンペーンの公式は、 ルーディと呼ばれる...

  • "(BLEEP) ASS (BLEEP)."

    " (BLEEP) ASS (BLEEP) "

  • AND THE WINNER FOR NICEST THING EVER SAID ABOUT RUDY GIULIANI

    そして、ルーディ・ジュリアーニについての言葉の中で、最も素晴らしい言葉の賞を受賞したのは、「ルーディ・ジュリアーニ」です。

  • IS...

    ISは...

  • IT'S THAT.

    それだよ

  • IT'S THAT.

    それだよ

  • IT'S THAT.

    それだよ

  • ( LAUGHING ) TURNS OUT, RUDY HAS TRIED TO

    ( LAUGHING ) TURNS OUT, RUDY HAS TRIED TO.

  • WRESTLE POWER AWAY FROM THE CURRENT LONGSTANDING CAMPAIGN

    現在のロングスタンディング・キャンペーンからの脱却を誓うパワー

  • LEADERSHIP IN AN INTERNAL CAMPAIGN COUP.

    内部選挙共同体でのリーダーシップ。

  • WAIT, THEY ARE ATTEMPTING A COUP INSIDE THEIR COUP?

    待って、彼らは自分のクープの中でクープを企んでいるのか?

  • THAT IS COUP-COUP!

    THAT IS COUP-COUP!

  • THAT JOKE SENT TO US BY LITTLE RICHIE DAHM, AGE EIGHT.

    リッチー・ダームが送ってきたジョークだ 8歳の時に

  • THANK YOU, RICHIE.

    ありがとう

  • YOU'LL BE GETTING A COPY OF OUR HOME GAME.

    あなたは私たちのホームゲームのコピーを取得することになります。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND NOW A REPORT SAYS GIULIANI'S

    ( LAUGHTER ) And now A REPORT SAYS A GIULIANI'S'S

  • ASKING THE PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGN TO COUGH UP $20,000 A DAY FOR

    1日2万ドルの献金を 捻出するように大統領のキャンペーンをお願いしています

  • HIS LEGAL WORK.

    彼の法的な仕事

  • BUT IT'S WORTH EVERY PENNY FOR EXPERT LEGAL ARGUMENTATION LIKE

    しかし、それは専門的な法的主張のためのあらゆるペニーのような価値があります。

  • THIS: >> AND THEN YOU START DOING

    THIS: >> AND THEN YOU START DOING

  • BALLOTS LIKE THIS-- DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH.

    このような投票用紙 - デュハ-デュハ-デュハ-デュハ-デュハ-デュハ-デュハ-デュハ.

  • >> Stephen: DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH.

    >> スティーブンDUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH。

  • THAT'S EITHER HIM COUNTING BALLOTS OR TRYING TO COLD START

    それは、彼が投票用紙を数えているか、コールドスタートしようとしているかのどちらかです。

  • HIS HAND-CRANK PACEMAKER.

    HIS HAND-CRANK PACEMAKER。

  • WITH THEIR LEGAL CASES FLOUNDERING, SOME REPUBLICANS

    一部の共和党は、彼らの法律上のケースでは、燃え上がっています。

  • ARE ENCOURAGING OTHER CLEARLY UNDEMOCRATIC MEANS TO KEEP THE

    ARE ENCOURAGING OTHER CLEARLY UNDEMOCRATIC MEANS TO KEEP THE

  • PRESIDENT IN OFFICE, LIKE SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR AND SURGEON

    サウスカロライナ州の上院議員と外科医のような大統領が就任しています。

  • TRYING TO REMEMBER WHICH PATIENT HE LEFT THAT SCALPEL IN,

    どの患者のことを思い出そうとしてたのか 思い出そうとしてた

  • LINDSEY GRAHAM.

    リンジー・グラハム

  • TURNS OUT, GEORGIA'S SECRETARY OF STATE BRAD RAFFENSPERGER SAYS

    ジョージア州のブラッド・ラフェンスパーガー州知事の発言が判明しました。

  • GRAHAM AND OTHER REPUBLICANS HAVE PRESSURED HIM TO TOSS LEGAL

    GRAHAM AND OTHER REPUBLICANS HAVE PRESSURED HIM TO TOSS LEGAL

  • BALLOTS.

    バロツ。

  • WELL, THEY FINALLY FOUND SOME VOTER FRAUD!

    ついに投票者の不正を発見した!

  • AND IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: IN THE MIRROR.

    そしてそれはいつも最後に見る場所だ鏡の中で

  • ACCORDING TO RAFFENSPERGER, SENATOR GRAHAM WAS CONCERNED

    ラッフェンスペルガーによると、グラハム上院議員は懸念していた。

  • THAT HE WASN'T DISQUALIFYING ENOUGH OF GEORGIA'S MAIL-IN

    彼はジョージアの郵便物を十分に 受け取っていなかった

  • BALLOTS BASED ON SIGNATURES THAT DON'T MATCH THE REGISTRATION, SO

    BALLOTS BASED ON SIGNATURES THAT DON'T MATCH THE REGISTRATION, SO

  • GRAHAM HAD A SUGGESTION: >> SENATOR GRAHAM IMPLIED FOR US

    グレアムの提案だ>> グレアム上院議員がアメリカに提案しました

  • TO AUDIT THE ENVELOPES AND THEN THROW OUT THE BALLOTS FOR

    選挙区を監査し、投票用紙を投じます。

  • COUNTIES WHO HAD THE HIGHEST FREQUENCY ERROR OF SIGNATURES.

    COUNTIES WHO HAD THE HIGHEST FREQUENCY ERROR OF SIGNATURES.

  • >> Stephen: SO, BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE HAVE SLOPPY SIGNATURES,

    >> Stephen: SO, BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE HAVE SLOPPY SIGNATURES.

  • LINDSEY GRAHAM WANTS TO THROW OUT ALL OF THE VOTES FROM WHOLE

    LINDSEY GRAHAMは、全体からの投票のすべてを投げ出すことを望んでいます。

  • COUNTIES. THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "WELL, THIS DOOR HINGE IS

    郡だそれは「まあ、このドアヒンジは」と言ってるようなものだ

  • SQUEAKY, TH SIMPLEST THING IS TO JUST BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.

    SQUEAKY, TH SIMPLEST THING IS TO JUST BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.

  • GRAHAM DENIED MAKING ANY UNCOMFORTABLE DEMANDS OF THE

    グラハム氏は、いかなる無理な要求もしないことを否定した。

  • SECRETARY.

    セクレタリー

  • >> I THINK THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS.

    >> 私はそれが本当に驚くべきことだと思っています。

  • IF HE FEELS THREATENED BY THAT CONVERSATION, HE'S GOT A

    IF HE FEELS THREATENED BY THAT CONVERSATION, HE'S GOT A

  • PROBLEM.

    問題。

  • I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD CONVERSATION.

    I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD CONVERSATION.

  • >> Stephen: IN OTHER WORDS, IT WAS:

    >> スティーブン別の言い方をすれば、そうだった。

  • >> AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT PHONE CALL.

    >> AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT PHONE CALL.

  • >> Stephen: BUT IT'S NOT JUST GRAHAM.

    >> Stephen: BUT IT'S NOT JUST GRAHAM.

  • RAFFENSPERGER ALSO SAID HE AND HIS WIFE, TRICIA, HAVE RECEIVED

    ラフェンスパーガーは 妻のトリシアも受け取ったと言っています

  • DEATH THREATS IN RECENT DAYS.

    DEATH THREATS IN RECENT DAYS.

  • OBVIOUSLY, THAT IS SAD AND HORRIFYING, BUT ACCORDING TO

    確かに、それは悲しくて恐ろしいことですが、しかし、それによると

  • RAFFENSPERGER, "IT'S ALSO VERY DISILLUSIONING, PARTICULARLY

    ラフェンスパーガー "それは、特に非常に分裂的でもある

  • WHEN IT COMES FROM PEOPLE ON MY SIDE OF THE AISLE."

    "私の側の人々からのものであれば"

  • YEAH, YOU EXPECT THREATS FROM THE OTHER SIDE, BUT IT HURTS SO

    ああ 君は向こう側からの脅威を予想していたが それはとても痛かった

  • MUCH MORE WHEN IT COMES FROM THE HEAVILY-ARMED YAHOOS WHOSE

    MUCH MORE WHEN IT COMES FROM THE HEAVILY-ARMED YAHOOS WHOSE

  • UNLIMITED GUN RIGHTS YOU'VE BEEN PROTECTING YOUR ENTIRE CAREER.

    UNLIMITED GUN RIGHTS YOU'VE BEEN PROTECTING YOUR ENTIRE CAREER.

  • RAFFENSPERGER ACTUALLY SAVED HIS HARSHEST LANGUAGE FOR GEORGIA

    RAFFENSPERGER ACTUALLY SAVED HIS HARSHEST LANGUAGE FOR GEORGIA

  • REPRESENTATIVE DOUGLAS A.

    ダグラスA.

  • COLLINS, WHO IS LEADING THE PRESIDENT'S EFFORTS IN GEORGIA

    コリンズ 誰がジョージアで大統領の活動をリードしているか

  • AND WHO RAFFENSPERGER HAS CALLED A "LIAR" AND A "CHARLATAN."

    ラッフェンシュパーガーが "嘘つき "と "キャラタン "と呼んだのは誰だ?

  • OOH, A CHARLATAN!

    ああ、クアック!

  • WATCH OUT, COLLINS!

    気をつけろ コリンズ!

  • SOON HE'LL CALL YOU A SCALLAWAG, A MOUNTEBANK, A CHISLER, A

    すぐに彼はあなたを スカラワーグと呼ぶでしょう マウンテバンク、チスラー、チスラー

  • LILYWHACKER, A RAPSCALLION, A GRUMBLETONIAN, A FLIMFLAMMER,

    リリーワッカー、ザ・ラップスカリオン、ザ・グランブルトニアン、ザ・フリマ。

  • AND A SHIBAROON.

    そして、柴犬。

  • THEY'RE ALL IN HIS NEW BOOK: "50 POLITE WAYS TO CALL DOUG

    THEY'RE ALL IN HIS NEW BOOK: "50 POLITE WAYS TO CALL DOUG

  • COLLINS A DICK."

    "コリンズ・ア・ディック"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A BESTSALER.

    ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A BESTSALER.

  • IT'S A BESTSELLER.

    ベストセラーです。

  • BUT SOME REPUBLICANS ARE STARTING TO FACE FACTS, LIKE

    BUT SOME REPUBLICANS ARE STARTING TO FACE FACTS, LIKE

  • FLORIDA SENATOR AND VICE PRINCIPAL HOPING SOMEONE WILL

    フロリダの上院議員と副院長は誰かに期待しています

  • SHOW UP FOR ZOOM OFFICE HOURS, MARCO RUBIO.

    ズームオフィスアワーに来てくれ マルコ・ルビオ

  • RUBIO WAS ASKED ABOUT BIDEN'S POTENTIAL CHOICE FOR NATIONAL

    ルビオは、国立のためのBIDENの潜在的な選択について尋ねられた。

  • INTELLIGENCE DIRECTOR, AND HE SAID THIS:

    知能部門の責任者が言ってた

  • >> WELL, THAT WILL BE THE PRESIDENT-ELECT'S DECISION,

    >> WELL, THAT WILL BE THE PRESIDENT-ELECT'S DECISION,

  • OBVIOUSLY.

    OBVIOUSLY.

  • >> YOU JUST SAID PRESIDENT-ELECT.

    >> あなたは今、大統領エレクトと言いました。

  • ARE YOU SAYING BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT NOW?

    ARE YOU SAYING BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT NOW?

  • >> WELL, ULTIMATELY, THAT'S WHAT THE RESULTS, THE PRELIMINARY

    >> それが結果であり、初期のものです。

  • RESULTS SEEM TO INDICATE.

    結果は、それを示しているように見える。

  • >> Stephen: THAT IS SOME WEAK ACCEPTANCE OF THE INEVITABLE.

    >> スティーブン:それは不可避なものを受け入れていないということです。

  • I'D HATE TO SEE THE G.O.P.

    I'D HATE TO SEE THE G.O.P.

  • VERSION OF "ANNIE."

    "アニー "のバージョン

  • THE SUN'LL COME OUT TOMORROW

    ♪ THE SUN'LL COME OUT TOMORROW

  • ULTIMATELY THE PRELIMINARY RESULTS SEEM TO INDICATE

    極めて基本的には、初期の結果は以下のことを示しています。

  • THERE'LL BE SUN JUST THINKIN' ABOUT,

    ♪ THERE'LL BE SUN JUST THINKIN' ABOUT,

  • TOMORROWTHE MOON HAS THE LEGAL RIGHT

    TOMORROW ♪ THE MOON HAS THE LEGAL RIGHT

  • TOMORROWTHE MOON HAS THE LEGAL RIGHT TO

    TOMORROW ♪ THE MOON HAS THE LEGAL RIGHT TO

  • PURSUE LEGAL CHALLENGES ♪ 'TIL ITS DONE

    法的挑戦を追求する ♪ 'TIL ITS DONE

  • IT'S A HARD FRAUD CASE TO BACK

    ♪ IT'S A HARD FACUD CASE TO BACK TO BACK

  • BUT WE GOTTA SMOOCH HIS CRACK

    ♪ BUT WE GOTTA SMOOCH HIS CRACK ♪

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I STARTED BOTH OF THOSE SLIGHTLY

    ( LAUGHTER ) I STARTED BOTH OF THOSE SLIGHTLY

  • HIGHER KEY THAN I'M COMFORTABLE WITH.

    私が快適に使える鍵よりも高い鍵です。

  • RUBIO-- YOU FELT THE EMOTION.

    RUBIO-- YOU FELT THE EMOTION.

  • RUBIO ISN'T THE ONLY G.O.P.

    ルビオだけが唯一のG.O.P.ではありません。

  • OFFICIAL TAKING A BABY STEP TOWARD REALITY.

    OFFICIAL TAKING A BABY STEP TOWARD REALITY.

  • SO IS IDAHO SENATOR AND LATEST PUPPET CREATION FROM THE MIND OF

    アイダホ州の上院議員と最新の子犬の創造は

  • JEFF DUNHAM, JAMES RISCH.

    ジェフ・ダンハム ジェームス・リスチ

  • RISCH ADMITTED TO REPORTERS THAT BIDEN WON, ADDING, "THIS IS MY

    リッシュは記者団にバイデンが勝ったことを認め、「これは私のものだ」と付け加えた。

  • SECOND TRANSITION WHERE WE MOVE FROM ONE POLITICAL PARTY TO

    一つの政党から一つの政党へと移動する第二の転換

  • ANOTHER IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

    ホワイトハウスの別の人

  • IT IS A CHANGE IN THE MUSIC THAT IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.

    それは、背景で流れている音楽の変化です。

  • WE GO FROM HEAVY METAL TO CLASSICAL MUSIC IN ONE FELL

    HEAVY METALからCLASSICAL MUSICへと一歩を踏み出しました。

  • SWOOP."

    "SWOOP"

  • YES, GOOD-BYE TO THE PRESIDENT'S HEAVY METAL.

    はい、大統領の重金属にさようなら。

  • THE LAST SONG ON HIS SET LIST?

    彼のセットリストの最後の曲?

  • "ENTER BLANDMAN."

    "ENTER BLANDMAN."

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ WOOO-OOO!

    ♪ ♪ ♪ WOOO-OOOO!

  • YESTERDAY, A REPORTER ASKED JOE BIDEN ABOUT THE REAL-WORLD COST

    YESTERDAY, A REPORTER ASKED JOE BIDEN ABOUT THE REAL-WORLD COST

  • OF THE PRESIDENT'S OBSTRUCTION, AND THE TRANSITION, AND THE

    大統領の破壊と移譲と

  • PRESIDENT-ELECT DID NOT MINCE WORDS:

    PRESIDENT-ELECT DID NOT MINCE WORDS:

  • >> WHAT DO YOU SEE AS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO YOUR

    >> WHAT DO YOU SEE AS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO YOUR

  • TRANSITION RIGHT NOW, GIVEN PRESIDENT TRUMP'S UNPRECEDENTED

    TRANSITION RIGHT NOW, GIVEN PRESIDENT TRUMP'S UNPRECEDENTED

  • ATTEMPT TO OBSTRUCT AND DELAY A SMOOTH TRANSFER OF POWER?

    電力の円滑な移動を妨害し、遅延させようとしたのか?

  • >> MORE PEOPLE MAY DIE IF WE DON'T COORDINATE.

    >> 私たちが協調しないならば、もっと多くの人が死んでもいいかもしれない。

  • >> Stephen: WE'RE DOOMED!

    >> スティーブン運命だ!

  • I MEAN, IS THIS A MAN WHO LOOKS COORDINATED?

    つまり、この男は協調性のある男なのか?

  • BUT BIDEN WAS OPTIMISTIC: >> WE'RE MOVING ALONG KNOWING

    しかし、BIDENはオプティミスティックだった:>>私たちは知っていると一緒に移動しています。

  • WHAT THE OUTCOME WILL BE.

    WHAT THE OUTCOME WILL BE.

  • I FIND THIS MORE EMBARRASSING FOR THE COUNTRY THAN

    私はこれが国の恥ずべきことだと思っている

  • DEBILITATING FOR MY ABILITY TO GET STARTED.

    DEBILITATING FOR MY ABILITY TO GET STARTED.

  • >> Stephen: OH, WE'RE WAY PAST EMBARRASSMENT, JOE.

    >> スティーブンもう恥ずかしい思いはしてないわよ ジョー

  • AFTER A FULL TERM OF THIS PRESIDENT, WE COULD GET OUR

    AFTER A FULL TERM OF THIS PRESIDENT, WE COULD GET OUR

  • PERIOD IN GYM CLASS, ACCIDENTALLY CALL THE TEACHER

    ジムのクラスでは、誤って教師を呼び出す期間

  • "MOM," TRIP IN THE HALLWAY IN FRONT OF OUR CRUSH, AND STILL BE

    "ママ" 私たちのクラッシュの前で 廊下を歩いても

  • LIKE, "YEAH, BETTER THAN THE LAST FOUR YEARS."

    LIKE, "YEAH, BETTER THAN THE LAST FOUR YEARS."

  • LET'S MOVE ON TO PERHAPS THE BIGGEST NEWS OF THE DAY: THE

    LET'S MOVE ON TO PERHAPS THE BIGGEST NEWS OF THE DAY: THE

  • ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE HAS ARRIVED IN NEW YORK

    ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE HAS ARRIVED IN NEW YORK

  • CITY!

    CITY!

  • OKAY, IT'S COOL, NBC.

    OKAY, IT'S COOL, NBC.

  • YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR OWN NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED HOLIDAY

    YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR OWN NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED HOLIDAY

  • ICON.

    icon.

  • MEANWHILE, NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT THE TIMES SQUARE CBS

    MEANWHILE, NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT THE TIMES SQUARE CBS

  • CORNUCOPIA, EVEN THOUGH IT IS OVERFLOWING WITH FESTIVE

    コルヌコピア、フェスティバルで溢れかえっているにもかかわらず

  • "60 MINUTES" CORRESPONDENTS!

    "60 MINUTES" CORRESPONDENTS!

  • HOWEVER, ONE CITY'S CHRISTMAS DECORATION DID NOT GO OFF

    HOWEVER, ONE CITY'S CHRISTMAS DECORATION DID NOT GO OFF

  • EXACTLY AS PLANNED, BECAUSE THE CHRISTMAS TREE IN CINCINNATI

    計画通りに、シンシナティのクリスマスツリーがあったからです。

  • WENT VIRAL FOR EMBODYING HOW WE FEEL IN 2020.

    2020年に感じたことを体現したことが話題になりました。

  • UH, OKAY, BUT I'M NOT SURE I BUY THAT.

    分かった でも買う自信がない

  • CHRISTMAS TREES ARE CHEERFUL AND HAPPY!

    CHRISTMAS TREES ARE CHEERFUL AND HAPPY!

  • HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY EMBODY HOW EVERYONE IS-- YEAH, OKAY.

    どうやってみんながどうであるかを体現しているのか...ああ、わかった。

  • YEAH, THAT'S ME.

    ああ、それは私だ。

  • THAT'S GOT THE FEELS.

    THAT'S GOT THE FEELS.

  • THAT TREE LOOKS LIKE IT JUST WENT ON ITS LAST MARCH INTO

    その木は、まるで最後の行進をしたかのように見える。

  • ISENGARD.

    アイゼンガード。

  • SO WHY DOES SAD TREE LOOK SAD?

    なぜサッドツリーはサッドに見えるのか?

  • WELL, OFFICIALS SAY MANY OF THE BRANCHES ARE STILL TIED WITH

    WELL, OFFICIALS SAY MANY OF THE BRANCHES ARE STILL TIED WITH

  • TWINE.

    TWINE.

  • OH, YEAH, IT'S THE TWINE.

    ああ、ああ、それはTWINEです。

  • CAN I START USING THAT EXCUSE, TOO?

    その言い訳を使ってもいいですか?

  • I KNOW IT MAY LOOK LIKE I HAVEN'T EXERCISED SINCE MARCH,

    I KNOW IT MAY LOOK LIKE I HAVEN'T EXERCISED SINCE MARCH,

  • BUT THAT'S JUST THE TWINE.

    BUT THAT'S JUST THE TWINE.

  • YOU UN-TWINE ME, AND I'M HARDER THAN A HEMSWORTH.

    あなたは私をアンワインにして、私はヘムスワースよりも難しい。

  • RIGHT, HONEY?

    RIGHT, HONEY?

  • >> OH, ABSOLUTELY.

    >> そうですね。

  • >> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY, THANK YOU.

    >> スティーブン本当にありがとうございます

  • AFTER THAT INITIAL PICTURE WENT VIRAL, CINCINNATI OFFICIALS KEPT

    AFTER THAT INITIAL PICTURE WENT VIRAL, CINCINNATI OFFICIALS KEPT

  • WORKING ON THE TREE AND RELEASED THIS AFTER-PHOTO:

    木の上で作業していて、このアフター写真を公開しました。

  • AWWWW!

    あわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわわ

  • THAT SPRUCE GOT ALL SPRUCED UP!

    そのスプルースは、すべてのSPRUCEを持っていた!

  • SO IT STARTED OUT INCREDIBLY SAD AND PITIFUL, BUT SOMEHOW IN

    最初は信じられないほど悲しくて哀れだったけど、いつの間にか

  • EARLY NOVEMBER, IT TURNED THINGS AROUND AND RESTORED PEOPLE'S

    11月初旬、事態を好転させ、人々の生活を回復させました。

  • HOPE?

    HOPE?

  • THIS TREE REALLY DOES EMBODY 2020, ESPECIALLY IN JANUARY,

    この木は本当に2020年を体現している、特に1月に。

  • WHEN WE GET TO THROW THE WHOLE THING IN A WOODCHIPPER.

    WHEN WE GET TO THROW THE WHOLE THING IN A WOODCHIPPER.

  • WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

  • FORMULA ONE CHAMPION LEWIS HAMILTON IS HERE.

    フォーミュラ・ワン・チャンピオンの ルイス・ハミルトンが来ました

  • BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE!"

    しかし、私たちが戻ってきたときには、 "意味のある距離!"

  • JOIN US.

    私たちに参加してください。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪ ♪

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

>> スティーブンヘイ、みんな!