THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

"レイト・レイト・ショー"

WE HOPE YOU HAD A NICE DAY.

楽しい一日だったことを願っています。

OF COURSE TODAY WAS VETERAN'S DAY AND ALL OF US HERE AT THE

OF COURSE TODAY WAS VETERAN'S DAY AND ALL OF US HERE AT THE

SHOW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR GRATITUDE TO EVERYONE WHO HAS

SHOW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR GRATITUDE TO EVERYONE WHO HAS

SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES.

軍隊に所属していました。

WE APPRECIATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO TO KEEP ALL OF US SAFE.

私たちは、すべての私たちの安全を守るためにあなたがするすべてのことに感謝します。

MY FATHER WAS IN THE ROYAL AIR FORCE BACK HOME.

私の父は王室御用達の空軍にいました。

REGGIE, YOUR DAD SERVED IN THE AIR FORCE.

REGGIE, YOUR DAD SERVED IN THE AIR FORCE.

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> IT IS AN IMPORTANT DAY.

>> 今日は重要な日だ

>> ST, YEAH, IT IS.

>> ＳＴ、ＹＥＡＨ、ＹＥＡＨ、ＩＴです。

I MEAN I WOULDN'T BE WHO I AM WITHOUT THE AIR FORCE.

つまり、空軍がいないと私は今の私ではないということです。

>> HE WOULDN'T BE WHO HE IS WITHOUT THE AIR FORCE.

>> 彼は空軍がいなければ今の自分がない。

I WOULDN'T BE WHO I AM WITHOUT THE AIR FORCE.

私は空軍がいなければ今の私ではありません。

IAN, YOU WOULD PRETTY MUCH BE THE SAME WITHOUT THE AIR FORCE.

IAN, YOU WOULD PRETTY MUCH BE THE SAME WITHOUT THE AIR FORCE.

>> SAME DUDE.

>> 同じ奴だ。

WELL, WE THANK YOUR DAD, WE THANK EVERYBODY ELSE OUT THERE

WELL, WE THANK YOUR DAD, WE THANK EVERYBODY ELSE OUT THERE

FOR THEIR SERVICE.

FOR THEIR SERVICE.

WE ABSOLUTELY DO.

WE ABSOLUTELY DO.

AND WE REALLY, REALLY DO.

そして、私たちは本当に、本当にそうします。

IT'S NOT TAKEN FOR GRANTED IN ANYWAY WHATSOEVER.

それは、どのような形であれ、決して当たり前のことではありません。

NOW I WANT TO TAKE A SECOND TO ADDRESS SOMETHING FROM

ちょっと待ってくれないか？

YESTERDAY'S SHOW.

YESTERDAY'S SHOW.

IT WAS TUM'S 50th BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY, SO WE STARTED OUT THE

IT WAS TUM'S 50th BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY, SO WE STARTED OUT THE

SHOW.

SHOWです。

WE WISHED HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

WE WISHED HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

WE WENT PRETTY BIG ON IT, YOU KNOW.

俺たちはそれで大物になったんだよ

AND THEN TODAY I CAME IN TO WORK AND I FOUND OUT THAT IT WASN'T

そして今日仕事に出てきて、それが違うことがわかった。

YOUR BIRTHDAY AT ALL.

YOUR BIRTHDAY AT ALL.

TODAY IS TIM'S BIRTHDAY.

TODAY IS TIM'S BIRTHDAY.

(APPLAUSE) WHAT HAPPENED?

(APPLAUSE) WHAT HAPPENED?

>> FIRST OF ALL, I WAS SO TOUCHED AND THIS WAS, YOU KNOW,

>> まず第一に、私はとても感動したし、これは、あなたが知っているように。

LIKE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH LIKE,

贈り物の馬の口を見ないようにね

THAT PEOPLE ARE LOVING ON YOU, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO SAY NO,

THAT PEOPLE ARE LOVING ON YOU, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO SAY NO,

YOU KNOW, AND I KNEW ALSO IT SHOWS AR MIDNIGHT SO I WAS LIKE,

あなたが知っていて、私はそれが真夜中に表示されることも知っていたので、私は好きだった。

SO I WAS DOING THE MATH.

数学をやってたんだ

>> James: VERY SMART.

>> ジェームズとても賢い

>> ALSO IF I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A

>> また、もし私がそれを言ったとしたら、それはそれはそれであっただろう。

BUMMER FOR YOU, YOU WOULD BE EMBARRASSED, RIGHT?

BUMMER FOR YOU, YOU WOULD BE EMBARRASSED, RIGHT?

I THINK?

私が思う？

>> James: I WOULD BE ALL RIGHT.

>> ジェームス私はすべての権利を持っているだろう。

>> RIGHT.

>> RIGHT.

>> James: I MEAN I WOULD BE LIKE, I THINK I WOULD BE LIKE

>> ジェームスI mean I WOULD BE LIKE, I think I think I WOULD BE LIKE.

OH, WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW.

明日にでもやるわよ

>> OH, OKAY.

>> オー、オー、オーケー。

WELL, NEXT TIME, NEXT YEAR I WILL-- SAY THAT.

WELL, NEXT TIME, NEXT YEAR I WILL-- SAY THAT.

>> James: NEXT YEAR I WILL MAKE SURE TO WISH YOU HAPPY

>> ジェームズ来年は必ず君の幸せを祈っているよ

BIRTHDAY THE DAY BEFORE AND WE'LL SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT.

BIRTHDAY THE DAY BEFORE AND WE'LL SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT.

>> WELL, THANK YOU AGAIN.

>> >> WELL, THANK YOU AGAIN.

>> James: WELL LISTEN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIM.

>> ジェームスだよく聞いてくれ、誕生日おめでとう。

WE LOVE YOU.

WE LOVE YOU.

WE REALLY, REALLY DO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

WE REALLY, REALLY DO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

>> James: WE HAVE A FANTASTIC SHOW, LATER WE WILL CHAT WITH

>> ジェームス: 素晴らしいショーがあるから、後で話をしよう。

THE ALWAYS CHARMING MAX GREENFIELD AND A PERFORMANCE

いつも魅力的なマックス・グリーンフィールドとパフォーマンス

FROM ASHE AND NIALL HORAN YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS BUT FIRST THE

ASHEとNIALL HORANからのお知らせですが、まず最初に

HEADLINES.

HEADLINES.

THIS MORNING PRESIDENT TRUMP MADE HIS FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE

今朝、トランプ大統領が初の公の場に姿を現しました。

IN SIX DAYS.

IN SIX DAYS.

HE HAS BASICALLY BEEN IN HIDING SINCE SHORTLY AFTER THE ELECTION

彼は基本的に選挙の直後から隠れていた

AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU HAVE BEEN HAVING SUCH A GREAT WEEK.

AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU HAVE BEEN HAVING SUCH A GREAT WEEK.

BUT TRUMP FINALLY CAME OUT OF HIS HOLE.

しかし、トランプはついに穴から出てきました。

AND YES, I CAN CONFIRM HE SAW HIS SHADOW.

彼が影を見たのを確認しました

WHICH MEANS IT'S GOING TO BE SIX MORE WEEKS OF VOTER FRAUD

つまり、投票者の不正行為があと6週間続くということです。

CLAIMS.

クレーム。

IT IS HIS FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE IN I DAS.

IT IS HIS FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE IN I DAS.

SO I GUESS DONE A-- DONALD TRUMP IS CAPABLE OF QUARANTINING.

だから私は推測した - ドナルド・トランプは クォータリングの能力がある

SERIOUSLY, HE WAS OUT IN PUBLIC SO MUCH MORE WHEN HE WAS

SERIOUSLY, HE WAS OUT IN PUBLIC SO MUCH MORE WHEN HE WAS

CONTAGIOUS WITH CORONAVIRUS.

CONTAGIOUS WITH CORONAVIRUS.

AND TRUMP IS STILL UNWILLING TO CONCEDE TO PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE

そして、トランプは、大統領エレクト・ジョーに譲歩する意志がないままです。

BIDEN.

BIDEN.

LAST NIGHT TRUMP TWEETED PEOPLE WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS RIGGED

最後の夜、TRUMPは、人々はこれを受け入れないだろうとツイートしました。

ELECTION.

選挙。

TO BE CLEAR, HE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE, IS HE?

はっきり言って、彼は "PEOPLE "マガジンについて話しているのではありませんよね？

IT'S NOT "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE.

IT'S NOT "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE.

BECAUSE THE ONLY THING PEOPLE IS BEING TO ACCEPT IS AN IN-DEPTH

なぜなら、人々が受け入れなければならないのは、詳細な情報だけだからです。

INTERVIEW WITH KRISTEN CHENOWETH WHEN SHE GETS REAL ABOUT FAITH,

INTERVIEW WITH KRISTEN CHENOWETH WHEN SHE GETS REAL ABOUT FAITH,

FAMILY AND ALL THE BROADWAY DRAMA YOU CAN HANDLE.

FAMILY AND ALL THE BROADWAY DRAMA YOU CAN HANDLE.

I MEAN PEOPLE WILL BE FINE.

人は大丈夫だよ

IF PEOPLE CAN ACCEPT TACO BELL RETIRING THE MEXICAN PIZZA WHICH

人々がメキシコのピザを退役させるタコベルを受け入れることができるならば、それはどれですか？

IS AN OUTRAGE, I'M PRETTY SURE THEY CAN ACCEPT THIS.

IS AN OUTRAGE, I'm pretty pretty sure they can accept this.

MEANWHILE DESPITE THE PRESIDENT'S PAIN, ELECTION

MEANWHILE DESPITE THE PRESIDENT'S PAIN, ELECTION

OFFICIALS IN DOZENS OF STATES REPRESENTING BOTH POLITICAL

両政治を代表する数十の州の政府関係者

PARTIES HAVE DECLARED THAT THERE WAS NO WIDESPREAD ELECTION

各党は広義の選挙がなかったことを宣言している

FRAUD.

"FRAUD

TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM OFFICIALLY RESPONDED WITH NUH-UH, THERE

TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM OFFICIALLY RESPONDED WITH NUH-UH, THERE

WAS.

WAS.

(LAUGHTER) IT IS HARD TO KNOW WHO TO PLEEF.

(LAUGHTER) IT IS HARD TO KNOW WHO TO PLEEF.

ON THE WITHIN HAND YOU HAVE THE WORD OF DOZENS OF BIPARTISAN

ON THE WITHIN HAND YOU HAVE THE WORD OF DOZENS OF BIPARTISAN

ELECTION OFFICIALS.

ELECTION OFFICIALS.

ON THE OTHER HAND YOU HAVE THE WORD OF TRUMP'S LAWYER.

ON THE OTHER HAND YOU HAVE THE WORD OF TRUMP'S LAWYER.

>> ALL THE NETWORKS.

>> ALL THE NETWORKS.

SWRZ BUT AFTER FACING PRESSURE FROM REPUBLICANS THE STATE OF

SWRZ BUT AFTER FACING PRESSURE FROM REPUBLICANS THE STATE OF

GEORGIA ANNOUNCED EARLIER THAT THERE WILL BE A FULL HAND

GEORGIAは以前にフルハンドがあることを発表しました。

RECOUNT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE.

RECOUNT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE.

A FULL HAND RECOUNT OR AS WE CALL IT HERE IN CALIFORNIA, AN

完全な手の計算、またはここカリフォルニア州のように、私たちは、それをここにします。

ARTISANAL BOOTH TO TABLE RECOUNT.

ARTISANAL BOOTH TO TABLE RECOUNT.

THERE IS NO INDICATION THIS WILL CHANGE THE OUTCOME BUT HEY, WHY

THERE IS NO INDICATION THIS WILL CHANGE THE OUTCOME BUT HEY, WHY

NOT FORCE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TO SPEND DAYS INDOOR TOGETHER

大勢の人たちを強制的に屋内で過ごすようにしないでください。

DURING A SPIKING PANDEMIC.

刺激的な現象の最中に

WHAT HARM CAN IT DO.

何をしてもいいのか？

WE'RE ALL HAVING FUN.

WE'RE ALL HAVING FUN.

TRUMP'S BEHIND BY 14,000 VOTES IN GEORGIA.

トランプはジョージア州で14,000票の差をつけられています。

YOU KNOW HOW BIG OF A SCREWUP IT WOULD TAKE TO GET SOMETHING LIKE

このようなものを手に入れるには どれだけの大きさの 捻りが必要か知っていますか？

THAT WRONG?

間違ってる？

THAT WOULD BE LUKE TRYING TO BOOK AN EVENT AT THE FOUR

THAT WOULD BE LUKE TRYING TO BOOK AN EVENT AT THE FOUR

SEASONS HOTEL BUT INSTEAD BOOKING IT AT FOUR SEASONS TOTAL

シーズンズホテルではなく、４シーズンズホテルで予約しています。

LANDSCAPING.

ランドスケープ。

I MEAN THAT STORY WAS FOUR DAYS AGO AND IT STILL IS FUNNY TO ME

私はその物語が4日前になったことを意味し、それはまだ私には面白いです。

EVERY SINGLE DAY.

毎日毎日

SOMETIMES I SIT AND I THINK ABOUT IT AND I IMAGINE THE

時には座ってそのことを考え、そのことを想像することもあります。

BEHIND THE SCENES, THE RIGAMAROOLL.

舞台裏、リガマロール。

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE T WAS BETWEEN A PORN SHOP AND A

あなたはそれが娼館と娼館の間にあったようなものだったと想像できますか？

CREMATORIUM.

クレマトリウム

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

>> IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY WITHOUT THAT AND IT GAVE US THAT

>> それがなくても面白かっただろうし、それは私たちにそれを与えてくれた。

TOO.

TOO.

>> James: I KNOW.

>> ジェームス私は知っています。

AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE THIS IS ALREADY SO FUNNY, WHO SHOULD GO

そして、彼らは、これはすでにとてもファニーなので、誰が行くべきであるようなものでした。

AND SPEAK.

AND SPEAK.

I KNOW.

私は知っています。

BUT JOE BIDEN'S NATIONAL VOTE TOTAL CONTINUES TO GROW.

しかし、ジョー・バイデンの国民投票の合計は成長し続けています。

RIGHT NOW IN THE POPULAR VOTE BIDEN HAS JUST SURPASSED 5

RIGHT NOW IN THE POPULAR VOTE BIDEN HAS JUST SURPASSED 5

MILLION VOTE LEAD OVER TRUMP.

MILLION VOTE LEAD OVER TRUMP.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?

>> WHOOO.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> James: BELIEVE IT.

>> ジェームズ信じるんだ

>> Reggie: OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

>> レジー：OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

>> James: FIVE MILLION ILLEGAL VOTES.

>> ジェームス500万人の違法投票。

(LAUGHTER) ALL TOTAL BIDEN HOLDS 50.8 PERSZ

(笑) ALL TOTAL BIDEN HOLDS 50.8 PERCH

OF THE POPULAR VOTE, THE HIGHEST PERCENTAGE FOR ANY PRESIDENTIAL

国民の投票率、どの大統領でも最高の割合

CHALLENGER SINCE FDA IN 1932.

1932年のチャレンジSINCE FDA。

HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

BACK THEN FDR TOLD US THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR

BACK THEN FDR TOLD US THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR

ITSELF.

ITSELFです。

NOW DONALD TRUMP TELLS US WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT VOTER

ドナルド・トランプは、我々には投票者以外に恐れるものは何もないと言っている。

FRAUD, IMMIGRANT, MUSLIMS, FREE HEALTH CARE, MIB MUL WAGE AND

詐欺、移民、イスラム教徒、医療費無料、MIBマルチ賃金と

LET'S NOT FORGET BAD WATER PRESSURE.

悪質な水圧を忘れてはいけません。

GO I MISS ANYTHING?

何か見逃した？

IAN WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE TO FEAR?

IAN WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE TO FEAR?

ANYTHING ELSE TO FEAR.

他に恐れるものは何もない

>> YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE OR A

>> YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE OR A

COUPLE PEOPLE AND THEY BRING UP A MOVIE AND YOU PRETEND YOU HAVE

カップルで映画を持ち出してきて、持っているふりをする。

SEEN THAT MOVIE TO KEEP THE CONVERSATION.

SEEN THAT MOVIE TO KEEP THE CONVERSATION.

>> James: I KNOW EXACTLY, DO I IT NIGHTLY.

>> ジェームズI KNOW EXACTLY, DO I IT NIGHTLY.

(LAUGHTER) >> I CANNOT TELL YOU-- I CANNOT

(笑) >> I CANNOT TELLOW YOU -- I CANNOT

TELL YOU HOW MUCH I I APPRECIATE THAT, I TELL YOU WHAT JAY LENO

ジェイ・レノがどれだけ感謝しているか 伝えよう

TOLD ME TO DO.

私にやれと言った

THE WEEK BEFORE OUR FIRST SHOW WE SHOT A SKETCH WITH JAY PLENO

THE WEEK BEFORE OUR FIRST SHOW WE SHOT A SKETCH WITH JAY PLENO

AND HE WAS JUST A GREAT GUY.

彼はとてもいい奴だった

HE WENT, JAMES, DID YOU THIS FOR-- JAY, DID YOU THIS FOR 30

HE WENT, JAMES, DID YOU THIS FOR-- JAY, DID YOU THIS FOR 30

YEAR, ANY ADVICE.

YEAR, ANY ADVICE.

>> HE GOES HERE'S THE THING, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WATCH ALL

>> >> 彼は行くんだ これが問題だ お前は全てを見ることができないだろう

THE MOVIES, WILL YOU NEVER DO IT.

映画は、絶対にやらない。

WHAT YOU DO, THEY WILL SEND YOU A SCREENER, JUST FORWARD IT,

WHAT YOU DO, THEY WILL SEND YOU A SCREENER, JUST FORWARD IT,

FORWARD IT FOR LIKE A MINUTE AND THEN JUST STOP AND WHEREVER IT

それを1分ほど前に進めて、それからは停止してどこまでも進みます。

IS, WATCH THAT SCENE.

見てみろよ

AND THEN WHEN ARE YOU TALKING TO THEM, YOU GO OH, HERE'S THE SEEN

そして、彼らと話している時に、あなたは、ああ、ここに見たものがあります。

SCENE HE I LOVE.

ＳＣＥＮＥ ＨＥ Ｉ ＬＯＶＥ.

(LAUGHTER) NESS I LOVE THAT SCENE IN THE

(笑)ネス 私はあのシーンが大好きなの

GAS STATION.

GAS STATION.

AND THEY GO WOW, YOU MUST HAVE SCENE IT IF YOU LUKED THAT SCENE

AND THEY GO WOW, YOU MUST HAVE SCENE IT IF YOU LUKED THAT SCENE

IN THE GAS SPHAITION.

ガス欠状態で。

IT IS A LITTLE WEIRD THAT 50.8 PIRS OF THE VOTE IS CONSIDERED A

IT IS A LITTLE WEIRD THAT 50.8 PIRS OF THE VOTE IS CONSIDERED A

SOLID LEAD.

SOLID LEAD.

IS IT LIKE IN REGULAR LIFE IF SOMEONE CAME UP AND SAID YEAH,

普通の生活と同じように 誰かが出てきて「はい」と言ったら...

ABOUT 50.8 PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE LIKE YOU, YOU

ここで働く人々の約50.8パーセントが あなたのようなあなたを好んでいます。

WOULD BE LIKE WELL I MUST BE A COMPLETE AS [BLEEP].

WOULD BE LIKE WELL I MUST BE A COMPLETE AS [BLEEP]。

>> WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, THE WEBSITE LOSER.COM HAS BEEN

>> これをお見せしたいと思っていたのですが、ウェブサイトのLOSER.COMは、されています。

UPDATED.

更新しました。

NOW IF YOU VISIT THE SITE YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY REDIRECTED

NOW IF YOU VISIT THE SITE YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY REDIRECTED

TO DONALD TRUMP'S WIKIPEDIA PAGE.

DONALD TRUMP'S WIKIPEDIA PAGEへ。

THIS REALLY HAS TO STING FOR TRUMP.

これは本当にトランプのために刺されなければなりません。

THIS IS A BIG THING.

これは重要なことだ

HE HAS EVEN LOST LOST THE SUPPORT OF TROLLS.

HE HAS EVEN LOST LOST THE SUPPORT OF TROLLS.

LOSER.COM.

ｌｏｓｅｒ．

WHAT A WSH SITE IT SOUNDS LUKE AN INSULT WOULD YOU HEAR AT

WSHサイトとは何か、それはLUKEアンインサルトは、あなたが聞いたことがありますか？

SCHOOL IN THE EARLY 2 THOUSAND.

学校は初期の2 THOUSANDで。

WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BEDAZZLED LOW RISE JEANS,

WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BEDAZZLED LOW RISE JEANS,

LOSER.COM?

LOSER.COM?

HEY, IAN, WHERE DID YOU GET THEM SOCKSES, LOSER.COM?

HEY, IAN, WHERE DID YOU GET THEM SOCKSES, LOSER.COM?

NOW, I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO DO ONE BACK.

今、私はあなたが1つのお返しをするのを待っていました。

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE IN ON THE FUN.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE IN ON THE FUN.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE IN ON THE FUN.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE IN ON THE FUN.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE-- (LAUGHTER)

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE-- (LAUGHTER)

>> MUCH LIKE THIS MUSTACHE MY TRUST IN YOU WILL TAKE ANOTHER

>> このムスタッシュのようにあなたを信頼している私は、次のようになります。

TWO MONTHS TO GROW BACK.

背中を伸ばすのに2ヶ月。

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD.

>> レジー：OH MY LORD.

>> James: I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH, I ITY THIS

>> ジェームズI CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH, I ITY THIS.

YOU-- THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE IN ON THE FUN.

YOU-- THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE IN ON THE FUN.

GO ON, SAY ONE BACK TO ME, PICK ONE FOR ME FOR LOSER.COM, GO ON.

続けて、私に1つの言葉を返して、私に1つの言葉を選んで、LOSER.COMのために、続けてください。

>> WHERE CAN I STREAM CATS, LOSER.COM?

>> LOSER.COMのCATSをストリーミング配信できる場所はどこですか？

>> James: OH.

>>ジェームスジェームス: OH.

THAT IS QUITE A FUN GAME, ACTUALLY.

それは、実際には非常に楽しいゲームです。

>> THAT IS KIND OF FUN, I LIKED IT.

>> それはちょっとした面白さで、私はそれが好きだった。

>> James: QUITE A FUN GAME, YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STREAM

>> ジェームスかなり楽しいゲーム、あなたがストリーミングできる場所を知っています。

>> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS SLM.

>> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS SLM.

>> James: AND FINALLY WE WANT TO HE SHOW YOU THIS, A TOWN IN

>> ジェームズ最後にお見せしたいのが この町です

JAPAN HAS FOUND A RATHER UNUSUAL WAY TO SCARE AWAY BEARS.

JAPAN HAS FOUND A RATHER UNUSUAL WAY TO SCARE AWAY BEARS.

THESE BEARS HAVE BEEN BOTHERING THE TOWN RESIDENTS THEY ARE

THESE BEARS HAVE BEEN BOTHERING THE TOWN RESIDENTS THEY ARE

USING A MOTION SENSOR DEVICE THAT THEY ARE CALLING A MONSTER

USING A MOTION SENSOR DEVICE THAT THEY ARE CALLING A MONSTER

WOLF ROBOT.

WOLF ROBOT.

HERE ST HERE.

ここのSTはここです。

ALTHOUGH IT REALLY DOES STOP THEM, THE WAY IT WORKS, THE BEAR

それが本当に彼らを止めたとしても、それが機能する方法、クマは

TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE MONSTER WOLF ROBOT AND JUST DIES

TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE MONSTER WOLF ROBOT AND JUST DIES

LAUGHING.

笑う。

I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN IN THAT TOWN COUNCIL MEETING

I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN IN THAT TOWN COUNCIL MEETING

WHEN SOMEONE IS LIKE HMMMM, SPITBALLING HERE, I KNOW WE HAVE

誰かがHMMMMMMのようにここで唾を吐いているとき、私たちは持っていることを知っています。

A PROBLEM WITH THE BEARS, ANYONE CONSIDER A MONSTER WOLF ROBOT?

A PROBLEM WITH THE BEARS, ANYONE CONSIDER A MONSTER WOLF ROBOT?

YOU KNOW, A MONSTER WOLF, PUT IT UP ON A THING, YOU KNOW, MOTION

怪獣オオカミ、何かに貼り付けて、知っている、モーション。

SEN CERTIFICATE AND THEY ARE LIKE I WAS GOING TO SENSE A

センの証明書と彼らは私が感知しに行くようなものです。

SIREN BUT LET'S GO WITH MONSTER WOLF ROBOTMENT YAW T IS

SIREN BUT LET'S GO WITH MONSTER WOLF ROBOTMENT YAW T IS

CUSTOMIZABLE TOO.

カスタマイズも可能です。

IF YOU WANT TO SCARE EVERYONE AWAY YOU CAN CHANGE IT TO AN

IF YOU WANT TO SCARE EVERYONE AWAY YOU CAN CHANGE IT TO AN

EVEN CRAZIER NOISE LIKE THIS.

こんなクレイジーな音もあるんだ

>> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS.

>> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS.

WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS.

WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS.