AND GENTLEMEN, AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

AND GENTLEMEN, AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

I MEAN I THINK THIS IS, I THINK THIS IS THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

これがレイトショーだと思います

YOU MIGHT, HAVE TO BE PATIENT WITH ME, HONESTLY, MY BRAIN IS

YOU MIGHT, HAVE TO BE PATIENT WITH ME, HONESTLY, MY BRAIN IS

STILL RECOVERING AFTER WATCHING LAST NIGHT'S PRESIDENTIAL

STILL RECOVERING AFTER WATCHING LAST NIGHT'S PRESIDENTIAL

DEBATE.

DEBATE.

I FEEL LIKE I'M STILL SHIVERING, YOU KNOW?

まだ震えているような気がするんだが？

HONESTLY, THE WHOLE DAY TODAY IT FEELS LIKE MY LIFE IS BEING

HONESTLY, THE WHOLE DAY TODAY IT FEELS LIKE MY LIFE IS BEING

PRODUCED BY JORD AFN PEELE.

PRODUCED BY JORD AFN PEELE。

I SHOWERED MORE TIMES LAST NIGHT THAN I HAVE IN THE PAST SIX

I SHOWERED MORE TIMES LAST NIGHT THAN I HAVE IN THE PAST SIX

MONTHS.

MONTHS.

>> I COULDN'T GET IT OFF ME.

>> 私は、それを得るために私を取得することができませんでした。

BUT WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU THIS EVENING.

BUT WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU THIS EVENING.

BIG NEWS, FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE HILLARY CLINTON IS GOING

大ニュース ヒラリー・クリントン前国務長官が去る

TO BE HERE TO TALK US THROUGH LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE.

昨夜の討論会をここで話してくれることになった

THINK OF IT AS A GIANT THERAPY SESSION.

巨大な治療セッションと考えてください。

THAT'S THE THING.

それが問題なんだ

STICK AROUND FOR THAT, REG, DID YOU WATCH THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT,

STICK AROUND FOR THAT, REG, DID YOU WATCH THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT,

DID YOU SEE IT.

DID YOU SEE IT.

>> Reggie: OH MEI ME LORD, I WAS-- THAT WAS TOUGH, THAT WAS

>> 私は...つらかった、つらかった、つらかった。

REALLY TOUGH.

本当に大変だ

>> James: I WAS WATCHING IT WITH MY SON.

>> ジェームズ息子と一緒に見てた

AND I WAS THINKING, MY SON IS NINE AND HIS YOUNGE-- YOUNGER

AND I WAS THINKING, MY SON IS NINE AND HIS YOUNGE-- YOUNGER

SISTER HAS JUST GONE TO BED AND I WAS THINKING THIS IS NOT GREAT

姉がちょうど寝てしまったので、これは良くないと思っていました。

BECAUSE THERE IS THE EXACT BEHAVIOR WE TELL YOU NOT TO DO.

BECAUSE THERE IS THE EXACT BEHAVIOR WE TELL YOU NOT TO DO.

IF YOU MISSED THE DEBATE, HERE SAN ELOQUENT SUM ACHES BY SOME

あなたが議論を見逃した場合は、ここでは、いくつかのサン雄弁なSUM ACHES

OF AMERICA'S TOP JOURNALISTS.

アメリカのトップ・ジャーナリスト。

>> THIS WAS SUCH A HOT MESS.

>> これはとてもホットなミスだった。

>> THAT WAS THE WORST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HAVE I EVER

>> THAT WAS THE WORST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HAVE I EVER

SEEN.

SEEN.

>> A NIGHT OF CHAOS, AND INTERRUPTION, WHERE.

>> 混沌と混乱の夜、どこでだ？

>> BULLYING.

>> 虐められている。

>> THIS WAS EMBARRASSING FOR ME.

>> これは私にとって恥ずかしいことでした。

>> CLEARLY THIS DEBATE WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT FOR THE UNITED

>> 明らかにこの討論は、国連にとって恥ずべきものだった。

STATES OF AMERICA.

STATES OF AMERICA.

>> THAT WAS A HOT MESS, INSIDE A DUMPSTER FIRE INSIDE A

>> 燃えたのはダンピングカーの中での火事だった

TRAINWRECK.

TRAINWRECK.

>> THAT WAS [BLEEP] SHOW.

>> それはショーだった。

>> TERRIFYING NIGHTMARE ONLY THIS IS THE REAL THING.

>> TERRIFYING NIGHTMARE ONLY THIS IS THE REAL THING.

>> IT IS JUST SHOCKING CONSIDERING EVERYTHING ELSE THIS

>> IT IS JUST SHOCKING CONSIDERING EVERYTHING ELSE THIS

YEAR HAS GONE SO WELL.

１年は順調だった

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BEING CALLED THE WORST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BEING CALLED THE WORST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF

ALL TIME BUT REMEMBER THERE'S STILL TWO POR DEBATES TO GO.

ALL TIME BUT REMEMBER THERE'S STILL TWO POR DEBATES TO GO.

SO WHO KNOWS.

SO WHO KNOWS.

IF IT GETS THE CHANCE TO HANG ON TO THAT RECORD.

IF IT GETS THE CHANCE TO HANG ON TO THAT RECORD.

I DON'T EVEN THINK WORD DEBATE IS ENOUGH, I THINK THEY HAVE TOK

I DON'TEN EVIN THINK WORD DEBATE IS ENOUGH, I THINK THEY HAVE TOK

PANNED IT.

PANNED IT。

I THINK IT MAY BE THE WORST THING EVER THAT OURED ON

I THINK IT MAY BE THE WORST THING EVER THAT OURED ON

TELEVISION.

TELEVISION.

AND ON THIS SHOW WE ONCE PLAYED A GAME CALLED ARE YOU MART

AND ON THIS SHOW WE ONCE PLAYED A GAME CALLED ARE YOU MART

SMARTER THAN A WHOOPI GOLDBERG IMPERSONATOR.

ウーピー・ゴールドバーグのインパーソネーターよりも賢い。

(LAUGHTER) DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

(LAUGHTER) DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

>> OH YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.

>> 思い出せるよ。

I THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE I FALL ASLEEP EVERY NIGHT.

毎晩寝る前に考えています。

>> I THINK ABOUT IT AND I SOMETIMES THINK I THINK ABOUT

>> >> 考えても考えても考えても考えても考えても考えても考えてしまう

THE LEVEL OF THINGS THAT HAD TO HAPPEN FOR THAT TO END UP ON

それを終わらせるためには、起きなければならなかったことのレベル

TELEVISION.

TELEVISION.

LIKE WE ALL PITCH BAD THINGS FROM TIME TO TIME.

私たちは皆、時と場合によって悪いことを突いているように。

BUT WE HAD A WHOOPI GOLDBERG IMPERSONATOR HERE AND I THINK

でもここには ウーピー・ゴールドバーグのインプロバイザーがいて 私はそう思う

CHRISTIAN SLATER HAD TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT,

CHRISTIAN SLATER HAD TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT,

GUILLERMO, CHRISTIAN SLATER HAD TO ANSWER QUESTIONS AS TO

ギレルモ、クリスティアン・スラッターは以下のような質問に答えなければならなかった

WHETHER HE WAS SMARTER THAN A WHOOPI GOLDBERG IMPERSONATOR.

彼がWHOOPI GOLDBERGのインパーソネーターよりも賢かったかどうか。

>> I PUT THIS OUT OF MY MIND FOR SURE.

>> 私はこれを忘れていました。

>> YEAH, I WILL BE HONEST, YOU WON'T FIND IT ON YOUTUBE.

>> 正直に言うと、YOUTUBEでは見つけられません。

AND MOST VIEWERS AGREED THAT THE DEBAE LAST NIGHT WAS NOT

ほとんどの視聴者が同意した DEBAE LAST NIGHT WAS NOT

PLEASANT BECAUSE ACCORDING TO A CBS NEWS POLL EIGHT OUT OF TEN

CBSニュースの世論調査によると、10人中8人がそうだという。

AMERICANS THOUGHT THE TONE OF DEBATE WAS NEGATIVE.

AMERICANS THOUGHT THE TONE OF DEBATE WAS NEGATIVE.

THE OTHER TWO WILL SAY ANYTHING TO GET THEIR DAD'S APPROVAL.

THE OTHER TWO WILL SAY ANYTHING TO GET THEIR DAD'S APPROVAL.

NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN, ERIC.

起こらないわよ、エリック

INCREDIBLY, 17% OF PEOPLE POLLED ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE DEBATE WAS

INCREDIBLY、国民の17％が投票し、実際に議論があったと考えていた

POSITIVE.

ポジティブ。

THOSE 17 PERCENT ARE ALSO THE PEOPLE WHO STILL THINK GENDER

THOSE 17 PERCENT ARE ALSO THE PEOPLE WHO STILL THINK GENDER

REVEAL PARTIES ARE FUN.

お披露目パーティーは楽しいです。

TRUMP WAS SO AGGRESSIVE AND RUDE THAT AT ONE POINT BIDEN COULDN'T

TRUMPはとても攻撃的で乱暴だったので、ある時点ではBIDENはできませんでした。

HELP BUT BE PRETTY RUDE HIMSELF.

助けてくれ でも無礼な奴だな

>> WOULD YOU.

>> WOULD YOU.

>> WAIT A MINUTE THE FINAL WORD.

>> WAIT A MINUTE THE FINAL WORD.

>> WELL IT'S HARD TO GET ANY WORD WITH THIS CLOWN, EXCUSE ME,

>> WELL IT'S HARD TO GET ANY WORD WITH THIS CLOWN, EXCUSE ME,

THIS PERSON.

この人

>> LET ME TELL YOU-- .

>> 君に言わせてくれ...

>> James: NOW I DON'T THINK THIS IS FAIR, OKAY, I WANT TO

>> ジェームズこれはフェアじゃないと思うが、いいか、俺はやりたい。

STICK UP FOR CLOWNS HERE.

STICK UP FOR CLOWNS HERE.

BECAUSE, I DO.

BECAUSE, I DO.

CLOWNS THEY GET-- SOME-- CLOWNS ONLY MAKE SOME PEOPLE CRY, YOU

CLOWNS THEY GET-- SOME-- CLOWNS ONLY MAKE SOME PEOPLE CRY, YOU

KNOW.

KNOW.

>> Reggie: TRUE.

>> レジー：TRUE.

>> James: AND THAT WASN'T THE ONLY TIME BIDEN GOT FRUSTRATED

>> ジェイムズそして、それだけではありませんでした バイデンが苛立った時間。

BY TRUMP'S CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS.

BY TRUMP'S CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS.

AT ANOTHER POINT HE SAID THIS.

別の時点で、彼はこう言った。

>> YOU ARE IN VOTE NOW, VOTE AND LET YOUR SENATORS KNOW HOW

>> YOU ARE IN VOTE NOW, VOTE AND LET YOUR SENATORS KNOW HOW

STRONG YOU FEEL.

強く感じる

>> ARE YOU GOING TO.

>> ARE YOU GOING TO.

>> VOTE NOWRKS MAKE SURE YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW, YOUR SENATORS.

>> VOTE NOWRKS MAKE SURE YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW, YOUR SENATORS.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>> WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>> WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>> THE QUESTION IS SHALL DID SHALL.

>> THE QUESTION IS SHALL DID SHALL.

>> THE QUESTION.

>> THE QUESTION.

>> RADICAL LEVEL.

>> ラジカルレベル。

>> WILL YOU SHUT UP, MAN.

>> WILL YOU SHUT UP, MAN.

>> Reggie: YES, YES.

>> レジー：はい、はい。

(APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE).

>> James: AND IT WORKED, IT WORKED, TRUMP WAS INCREDIBLY

>> ジェームズそして、それはうまくいった、それはうまくいった、 トランプは信じられないほどだった。

QUIET AND RESPECT FOR-- RESPECTFUL FOR THE REST OF

静かに、敬意を払って...他の人を尊重して

THE DEBATE.

討論会。

I WOULDN'T BE SUR PRIESED IF HE IS STILL AT THE PODIUM NOW,

彼が今もポディウムにいるならば、私はサー・プリセッドにはならないだろう。

DOESN'T KNOW EVERYONE HAS LEFT AND HE IS STILL JUST TALKING.

誰もが出て行ったことを知らないし、彼はまだ話しているだけだ。

THE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT JUST TALKED TO TRUMP.

以前の副大統領はちょうど トランプと話していました。

HE TALKED THE TRUMP THE SAME WAY YOU TALK TO YOUR BROTHER, LIKE

HE TALKED THE TRUMP THE SAME WAY YOU TALK TO YOUR BROTHER, LIKE

WHEN HE WON'T STOP ASKING QUESTIONS WHILE YOU ARE TRYING

WHEN HE WON'T STOP ASKING QUESTIONS WHILE YOU ARE TRYING

TO WATCH THE GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I

TO WATCH THE GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I

MEAN, THIS ISN'T THE TECHNICAL CHALLENGE, IT IS THE SHOW

これは技術的な問題じゃなくて ショーの問題なんだ

STOPPER, I EXPLAINED IT TO YOU.

ストッパー 説明したよ

I EXPLAINED IT TO YOU BEFORE.

I EXPLAINED IT TO YOU BEFORE.

THERE IS THE-- WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP, MANK I'M TRAYING TO

THERE IS THE-- WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP, MANK I'M TRAYING TO

LOOK AT A ZIGGY STARDUST CAKE.

ジギー・スターダストのケーキを見てください。

BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE PRAISED BIDEN FOR SAYING, ONE

しかし、オンラインでは多くの人々が言うためにBIDENを賞賛した。

PERSON WILL EVEN SWEET TWEETED WILL YOU SHUT UP, MAN, IS THE

人は、甘いツイッターでも、あなたは黙って、男は、です。

LINE OF THE NIGHT.

LINE OF THE NIGHT.

AND THEN I SO FEEL FOR MILLIARY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M POSITIVE

そして今の私はミリタリーを想う気持ちがあるの だって私はポジティブだから

SHE WANTED TO SAY THAT AND SHE COULDN'T.

言いたかったけど言えなかった

TO WHICH HILLARY CLINTON ACTUALLY RESPONDED, YOU HAVE NO

ヒラリー・クリントンが実際に返答したものに、あなたは何も答えられません。

IDEA.

IDEAです。

I THINK I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

考えがあるんだ

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: AND WE'LL FIND OUT A LITTLE LATER TONIGHT WHEN WE SIT

>> ジェームズそして、もう少し後になってから、この状況を知ることになります。

DOWN WITH SECRETARY CLINTON AND HAVE A CHAT.

クリントン事務次官と話をしてください

ONE OF THE MOST OUTRAGE MOST-- OUTRAGEOUS MOMENTS WAS

最も怒りに満ちた瞬間の一つは...

WHEN TRUMP FAILED TO CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACY AND FOX NEWS

トランプが白人至上主義とFOXニュースを非難しなかった時

CRITICIZED TRUMP FOR NOT TAKING A STAND.

トランプを批判しました

>> DONALD TRUMP PROVED THE BIGGEST WAY UP IN THE HISTORY OF

>> >> ドナルド・トランプは、歴史上最大の上昇を証明しました。

DEBATES BY SAYING NOT CONDEMNING WHITE SPREMMIST.

DEBATES BY SAYING NOT CONDEMNING WHITE SPREMMIST.

I DONE KNOW IF HE DIDN'T HEAR IT BUT HE HAS TO CLARIFY THAT RIGHT

聞こえなかったかどうかは分かったが、はっきりさせなければならない。

AWAY, THAT IS LUKE ARE YOU AGAINST EVIL.

AWAY, THAT IS LUKE ARE YOU AGAINST EVIL.

WHY THE PRESIDENT DIDN'T JUST KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK I'M NOT

なぜ大統領は、公園からノックアウトしなかったのか？

SURE.

そうだな

>> James: I'M PRETTY SURE.

>> ジェームズI'M PRETTY SURE.

YOU KNOW, AT LEAST IT'S A HUNCH.

あなたが知っている、少なくともそれは "予感 "です。

YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD WHEN FOX NEWS IS TELLING YOU COME ON,

YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD WHEN FOX NEWS IS TELLING YOU COME ON,

SIR, JUST SAY ARE YOU NOT RACIST.

SIR, JUST SAY ARE YOU NOT RACIST.

TRUMP WOULDN'T CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACY GROUPS EVEN WHEN THEY

トランプは、たとえそれがあっても、白人至上主義のグループを非難しないだろう

PRESSED HIM.

彼に圧力をかけた

I MEAN FOR A GUY ON HIS THIRD MARRIAGE I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO

3回目の結婚の男のために......私は彼に期待していなかった。

BE THIS LOYAL PEOPLE WERE SO DISTURBED BY WHAT HAPPENED

BE THIS LOYAL PEOPLE WERE SO DISTURBED BY WHAT HAPPENED

DURING LAST NIGHT'S DISASTER A SPECIFIC GOOGLE SEARCH SPIKED

DURING LAST NIGHT'S DISASTER A SPECIFIC GOOGLE SEARCH SPIKED

SIGNIFICANTLY IN AMERICA RIGHT AFTER THE DEBATE.

SIGNIFICANTLY IN AMERICA RIGHT AFTER THE DEBATE.

AND THAT SEARCH WAS MOVE TO CANADA.

そして、その検索はカナダに移動しました。

AND MOST OF THAT SEARCHING WAS DONE BY CHRIS WALLACE.

ほとんどの検索は クリス・ウォレスがやってた

THE SEARCHES WITH MOST POPULAR IN MASSACHUSETTS, OHIO AND

マサチューセッツ州、オハイオ州、そして

MICHIGAN WHICH IS SOME BICK BATTLEGROUND STATES.

MICHIGAN WHICH IS SOME BICK BATTLEGROUND STATES.

MEANWHILE THE GOOGLE SEARCH MOST POPULAR IN FLORIDA WAS STILL CAN

グーグル検索でフロリダ州で最も人気があったのは、まだ可能性があります。

MY ALLIGATOR GET A JET SKI LICENSE.

私の同業者がジェットスキーのライセンスを取得しました。

FOR THE MOST PART LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF

最後の夜の討論会は、ほとんどの部分では、完全な無駄遣いでした。

TIME.

時間だ

BUT ONE THING WE DID LEARN FOR SURE IS THAT JOE BIEDERN, JOE

ただ一つ確かなことはジョー・ビーダーンだということです。

BIDEN KNOWS WHERE THE DEAL IS.

バイデンは取引の場所を知っています。

>> NOW HERE'S THE DEAL.

>> >>ここからが本番だ。

>> HERE'S THE DEAL.

>> >> ここが勝負だ。

>> HERE'S THE DEAL.

>> >> ここが勝負だ。

>> HERE'S THE DEAL.

>> >> ここが勝負だ。

>> HERE'S THE DEAL.

>> >> ここが勝負だ。

>> HERE'S THE DEAL.

>> >> ここが勝負だ。

>> HERE'S THE DEAL.

>> >> ここが勝負だ。

>> HERE'S THE DEAL.

>> >> ここが勝負だ。

>> YOU THE WORST PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER HAD SWRZ AND

>> アメリカが今までに持っていた最悪の大統領はSWRZと

THAT IS THE DEAL.

それが取引だ