WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

私はあなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

YOU KNOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMENT, WHEN DONALD TRUMP FIRST

あなたが知っている、淑女と紳士、 ドナルド・トランプが最初に...

CONTRACTED THE CORONAVIRUS, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE,

CONTRACTED THE CORONAVIRUS, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE,

HE WOULD EMERGE FROM THIS EXPERIENCE WITH A SHRED OF

HE WOULD EMERGE FROM THIS EXPERIENCE WITH A SHRED OF

HUMILITY, BECAUS HONESTLY NOTHING WOULD DISARM CRITICS

謙虚さは、正直に何もないからこそ、批評家を萎縮させることはない。

MORE THAN IF HE STOOD UP AND TOLD THE WORLD, "I WAS WRONG.

彼が立ち上がって世界に言った場合よりも、 "私は間違っていた "と。

I LEARNED MY LESSON, AND I TRULY SYMPATHIZE WITH THE

私は自分の教訓を学び、本当に共感しています。

WHO HAVE BEEN GRAVELY ILL OR LAST THEIR LIVES ON TO THIS

貧弱な病気になった人、あるいは人生を終えてここまで生きてきた人

PANDEMIC.

パンデミック。

I LEARNED MY LESSON, AND I TRULY SYMPATHIZE WITH THE

私は自分の教訓を学び、本当に共感しています。

BUT I FORGOT ONE THING ABOUT TRUMP: HE NEVER DOES THAT.

しかし、私はTRUMPについて1つのことを忘れていました：彼は決してそんなことをしません。

HE NEVER CHANGES.

HE NEVER CHANGES.

HE'S A TEFLON TROUT.

彼はテフロン・トラウトだ

HE JUST SWIMS THROUGH ALL THE NORMAL EXPERIENCES OF THE WORLD

彼はただ世界の普通の経験を 振り回しているだけなのです

AND NOT A BARNACLE OF LEARNING STICKS TO HIM.

そして、彼に学習スティックのバーナックルではありません。

HE'S THE LEAST WISE PERSON IN HISTORY.

彼は歴史上で最も賢い人です。

HE'S THE ANTI-SOLOMON.

彼は反ソロモンだ

( AS TRUMP ) "WHAT IF THIS TIME, WE SEWED TWO

( TRUMPとして) "What if this time, WE SEWED TWO.

BABIES TOGETHER?" THE STRAW THAT BROKE MY BRAIN'S

"BABIES TOGETHER？""私の脳を壊した糸

BACK WAS HIS DRAMATIC RETURN LAST NIGHT TO THE WHITE HOUSE

BACK WAS HIS DRAMATIC RETURN LAST NIGHT TO THE WHITE HOUSE

FROM WALTER REED ON MARINE ONE.

ウォルター・リードから マリーン・ワンへ

IT WAS TIMED SO IT COULD APPEAR LIVE ON THE EVENING NEWS, AND

夕方のニュースに生で出てくるように タイミングを合わせていました

EVERY BIT OF IT WAS PURE STRONGMAN PROPAGANDA.

すべてが純粋なストロングマンの宣伝だった。

HERE HE IS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL: THERE YOU GO.

ここで彼は病院を出ています。

PUMP YOUR FIST.

拳を上げろ

AND THEN SLOWLY TAPPING THE HANDRAIL. YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS.

AND THEN SLOWLY TAPPING THE HANDRAIL. YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS.

STOP TOUCHING IT.

STOP TOUCHING IT.

THEN BACK AT THE WHITE HOUSE, RATHER THAN USE THE USUAL

ホワイトハウスに戻っても 通常の方法ではなく

GROUND-LEVEL ENTRANCE, HE CLIMBED UP THE STAIRS.

地上階の入り口で 階段を登ってきた

ONLY DONALD TRUMP WOULD THINK CLIMBING STAIRS IS A FEAT OF

ドナルド・トランプだけが、鉄塔を登ることを特徴と考えている。

STRENGTH.

STRENGTH.

( AS TRUMP ) "NOW WATCH ME DRINK WATER WITH

"さあ 私が水を飲むのを見よう

ONE HAND, AND FOR MY FINAL TRICK, I WILL CLOSE THIS

片手で、最後のトリックで、これを終わらせる。

UMBRELLA.

ウンブレラ

IT CAN'T BE DONE!

それはできない！

HOW DID YOU DO IT, MARY POPINS!" ONCE ON THE BALCONY, KIM JONG

どうやってやったんだ メリー・ポピンズ！バルコニーの上で キム・ジョン

DON REMOVED HIS MASK.

DON REMOVED HIS MASK.

( AS TRUMP ) "I'M BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL, AND

( TRUMPとして) "I'M BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL, AND.

JUST TO PUT ANY LINGERING DOUBTS TO REST:

疑問に思っていることがあれば、それを解消するために。

I'VE LEARNED NOTHING.

私は何も学んでいない。

KNEEL BEFORE ME, YE WEAK AND WITHERED, AND INHALE MY

弱くて欠けている者よ、わたしの前にひざまずき、わたしを飲み込んでください。

PRECIOUS DROPLETS!" TRUMP WANTED THIS TO BE A SHOW

"PRECIOUS DROPLETS!トランプはこれをショーにすることを望んだ。

OF STRENGTH, BUT MOMENTS AFTER TAKING OFF HIS MASK, HE WAS

OF STRENGTH, BUT MOMENTS AFTER TAKING OFF HIS MASK, HE WAS

CLEARLY STRUGGLING TO BREATHE.

CLEARLY STRUGGLING TO BREATHE.

STILL, IT'S A STRONG LOOK.

それでも、それは強烈な外観です。

BECAUSE NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO ARE FAMOUS FOR

なぜなら、有名な人には悪いことは起こらないからです。

THEIR BALCONIES: MUSSOLINI, SADDAM, JULIET.

バルコニームッソリーニ サダム ジュリエット

IT WAS ALL STUPID, BUT HERE'S THE STUPIDEST PART.

それはすべての愚かなことだったが、ここに最も愚かな部分があります。

AFTER LEAVING THE BALCONY AND GOING INTO THE WHITE HOUSE, HE

バルコニーを出てホワイトハウスに入った後、彼は

WENT BACK OUT AND WAS SEEN RE-SHOOTING HIS ENTRANCE INTO

外に出て、彼の入国を再撮影しているところを見られました。

THE WHITE HOUSE.

ホワイトハウス

YOU DON'T GET TO DO RE-SHOOTS OF ACTUAL IMPORTANT MOMENTS.

実際の重要な場面の再撮影はできません。

"OKAY, HONEY, I HAD THE LENS CAP ON.

"OKAY, HONEY, I had the LENS CAP ON.

HEY, DOC, CAN WE PUT THE BABY BACK IN?

ヘイ、ドクター、私たちは赤ちゃんを戻すことができますか？

GET A SHOEHORN.

GET A SHOEHORN.

SORRY, DOCTORS, EVERYBODY, BACK TO ONE!

申し訳ありませんが、先生方、皆さん、1に戻ってください！

REMEMBER, YOU'RE IN PAIN, AND PUSH!"

"思い出すんだ 苦しい時は押せ！"

IT'S MAGICAL.

IT'S MAGICAL.

IT SEEMED LIKE THE WHOLE THING WAS PROPAGANDA.

IT SEEMED LIKE THE WHOLE THING WAS PROPAGANDA.

AND IT REALLY SEEMED LIKE IT WAS PROPAGANDA WHEN THEY RELEASED IT

リリースされた時は本当にプロパガンダのように見えました。

AS PROPAGANDA: ♪ ♪ ♪

PROPAGANDAとして。♪ ♪ ♪

AS PROPAGANDA: ♪ ♪ ♪

PROPAGANDAとして。♪ ♪ ♪

>> Stephen: GOOD GERBILS.

>> スティーブンGOOD GERBILSです。

NOT ONLY WAS THAT CAMPAIGN PROPAGANDA, IT'S ALSO A TRAILER

キャンペーンの宣伝だけじゃなくて 予告編でもあるんだぞ

FOR THE UPCOMING MOVIE, "TRIUMPH OF THE ILL."

次期映画「病人の凱旋」に向けて

TRUMP COMING HOME AND TAKING OFF THE MASK REALLY SENDS A BAD

TRUMP COMING HOME AND TAKING OFF THE MASK REALLY SENDS A BAD

MESSAGE.

MESSAGE.

IN FACT, THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN THE MESSAGE THIS SENT IS

実際、このメッセージよりも悪いのは

THE ACTUAL MESSAGE HE SENT: >> I LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT

彼が送った実際のメッセージ。>> 私は多くのことを学びました

CORONAVIRUS.

コロナビラス

AND ONE THING THAT'S FOR CERTAIN, DON'T LET IT DOMINATE

そして、一つだけ確かなことは、それに支配されてはいけないということです。

YOU.

君だ

DON'T BE AFRAID OF IT.

怖がらなくていい

YOU'RE GONNA BEAT IT.

あなたはそれを打ち負かすことができます。

>> Stephen: ONCE AGAIN, HE LEARNS NOTHING.

>> スティーブンもう一度、彼は何も学ばない。

HE'S LIKE IF SCROOGE WOKE UP ON CHRISTMAS MORNING AND SAID,

スクルージがクリスマスの朝起きて 言ったようなものだ

"I'VE BEEN VISITED BY THREE GHOSTS.

"3人の亡霊に見舞われた

pDON'T BE AFRAID OF THEM, FOLKS, AND DON'T LET THEM DOMINATE YOU.

pDon't be afraid of them, folks, and don't let them dominate you.

I JUST PUT ON MY BOSE NOISE- CANCELING HEADPHONES AND SLEPT

ヘッドフォンをキャンセルして、寝るときに大音量のノイズをつけただけです。

LIKE A GIN-SOAKED BABY.

LIKE A GIN SOAKED BABY.

THE POINT IS, I'M GOING TO INFECT TINY TIM WITH

重要なのは タイニータイムに感染させることだ

CORONAVIRUS.

コロナビラス

SOMEBODY GET ME A GOOSE."

"SOMEBODY GET ME A GOOSE"

HE'S GOING TO LICK THE GOOSE AND GIVE IT TO THE KRACHET FAMILY.

彼はグースを舐めて クラチェット一家に渡すつもりよ

I THINK THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

I THINK THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

BUT TRUMP HAS GOOD REASON TO BE POSITIVE ABOUT THE VIRUS.

しかし、TRUMPは、ウイルスについて肯定的であることには、良い理由があります。

>> WE HAVE THE BEST MEDICAL EQUIPMENT.

>> WE HAVE THE BEST MEDICAL EQUIPMENT.

WE HAVE THE BEST MEDICINES, ALL DEVELOPED RECENTLY.

WE HAVE THE BEST MEDICINES, ALL DEVELOPED RECENTLY.

>> Stephen: (AS TRUMP) "WE HAVE THE BEST MEDICINE.

>> スティーブン: (AS TRUMP) "WE HAVE THE BEST MEDICINE.

WE ALL HAVE EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENTS THAT NOBODY ELSE HAS

WE ALL HAVE EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENTS THAT NOBODY ELSE HAS

GOTTEN.

ゴッテン

WE ALL HAVE THE BEST HELICOPTER TO FLY US TO AND FROM OUR

WE ALL HAVE THE BEST HELICOPTER TO FLY US TO AND FROM OUR

PUBLICLY SUBSIDIZED MANSION THAT ITSELF CONTAINS AN IN-HOME

PUBLICLY SUBSIDIZED MANSION THAT ITSELF CONTAINS AN IN-HOME

INTENSIVE CARE UNIT ITSELF.

INTENSIVE CARE UNIT ITELF.

WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA BEAT THIS VIRUS.

私たちは絶対にこのウイルスを打ち負かします。

THAT'S WHAT WE ALL HAVE.

THAT'S WHAT WE ALL HAVE.

NOT SURE ABOUT YOU ALL, THOUGH.

NOT SURE ABOUT YOU ALL, THOUGH.

WE ALL HAVE THAT."

WE ALL HAVE THAT."

ONE OF THE REASONS TRUMP WAS FEELING SO PEPPY IS THAT HE'S

トランプがとてもポップに感じていた理由の一つは、彼がそうであるということです。

JACKED UP ON THE STEROID DEXAMETHASONE.

STEROID DEXAMETHASONEでJACKED UP。

STEROIDS CAN MAKE YOU FEEL INVINCIBLE.

ステロイドはあなたを無敵にすることができます。

I'VE HAD THEM.

I VE HAD THEM.

YOU GO FROM "I CAN BARELY STAND UP" TO "I'LL PUNCH A TIGER IN

"立ち上がるのがやっと "から "タイガーを殴る "へ

THE NUTS!" WORK IT LIKE A SPEED BAG.

"THE NUTS！"スピードバッグのように使えます。

OF COURSE, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME A PRESIDENT HAS RETURNED TO

OF COURSE, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME A PRESIDENT HAS RETURNED TO

THE WHITE HOUSE ON STEROIDS.

ステロイドのホワイトハウス

EISENHOWER HAD A HEART ATTACK, AND WHEN HE RETURNED TO THE

アイゼンハワーは心臓発作を起こし、彼が復帰した時には

WHITE HOUSE, HE LOOKED LIKE THIS.

ホワイトハウス、彼はこんな感じだった。

IKE SMASH!

イケイケスマッシュ!

ULTIMATELY, TRUMP HAD A SIMPLE REPETITIVE MESSAGE FOR THE

全くもって、TRUMPは、単純な繰り返しのメッセージを持っていました。

COUNTRY: GO OUT AND GET SOME SICK.

COUNTRY: GO OUT AND GET SOME SICK.

>> DON'T LET IT DOMINATE.

>> >>それを支配させてはいけません。

DON'T LET IT TAKE OVER YOUR LIVES.

あなたの生活を支配させないでください。

WE'RE GOING BACK, WE'RE GOING BACK TO WORK.

戻って仕事に戻るんだ

WE'RE GONNA BE OUT FRONT.

俺たちは正面にいるんだ

AS YOUR LEADER, I HAD TO DO THAT.

あなたのリーダーとして、私はそれをしなければなりませんでした。

I KNEW THERE'S DANGER TO IT, BUT I HAD TO DO IT.

危険だと分かっていたが やらねばならなかった

I STOOD OUT FRONT.

正面から立ち往生した

I LED.

THE LEDS。

NOBODY THAT'S A LEADER WOULD NOT DO WHAT I DID.

リーダーは誰も私がしたことをしないだろう。

AND I KNOW THERE'S A RISK, THERE'S A DANGER, BUT THAT'S

危険があるのは分かっているが、それだけじゃない。

OKAY.

分かった

AND NOW I'M BETTER, AND MAYBE I'M IMMUNE.

今の私は良くなったし、免疫があるかもしれない。

I DON'T KNOW.

私は知らない

BUT DON'T LET IT DOMINATE YOUR LIVES.

BUT DON'T LET IT DOMINATE YOUR LIVES.

GET OUT THERE.

GET OUT THERE.

BE CAREFUL.

気をつけて

>> Stephen: OKAY, THAT'S A MIXED IT'S LIKE A FIRE MARSHALL

>> スティーブン火事場のようなミックスだな

SAYING, "DON'T LET THE FIRE DOMINATE YOU.

SAYING, "DON'T LET THE FIRE DOMINATE YOU.

WALK DIRECTLY INTO THE FLAMES, YOU COWARDS!

WALK DIRECTLY INTO THE FLAMES, YOU COWARDS!

BE CAREFUL."

気をつけて

THEN TO REINFORCE HIS CALL TO MAKE AMERICA A DEATH CULT AGAIN,

そしてアメリカを再び死の文化にするために彼の呼びかけを再確認する。

TRUMP TWEETED, "FLU SEASON IS COMING UP!

TRUMP TWEETED, "FLU SEASON IS COMING UP!

MANY PEOPLE EVERY YEAR, SOMETIMES OVER 100,000, AND

毎年多くの人々、時には10万人以上の人々、そして

DESPITE THE VACCINE, DIE FROM THE FLU.

DESPITE THE VACCINE, DIE FROM THE FLU.

ARE WE GOING TO CLOSE DOWN OUR COUNTRY?

私たちは私たちの国を閉鎖するために行くのですか？

NO, WE HAVE LEARNED TO LIVE WITH IT, JUST LIKE WE ARE LEARNING TO

いいえ、私たちはそれと一緒に生きることを学んできました、ちょうど私たちが学んでいるのと同じように

LIVE WITH COVID, IN MOST POPULATIONS, FAR LESS LETHAL!"

LIVE WITH COVID, IN MOST POPULATIONS, FAR LESS LETHAL! "

ADDING, "DON'T FEAR THE REAPER, BABY.

"DON'T FEAR THE REAPER, BABY.

TAKE MY HAND.

私の手を取って

DON'T FEAR THE REAPER, WE'LL BE ABLE TO FLY.

リーパーを恐れるな 飛べるぞ

BABY I'M YOUR MAN, CORONA-NA-NA-NA."

BABY I'M YOUR MAN, CORONA-NA-NA"

NEEDS MORE COW BELL.

NEEDS MORE COW BELL.

OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, WHAT YOU WROTE WAS WRONG.

OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, WHAT YOU WROTE WAS WRONG.

HOW WRONG?

どのように間違っていますか？

IT WAS PULLED DOWN BY FACEBOOK.

IT WAS PULLED DOWN BY FACEBOOK.

SECOND, YOU HAVE COVID, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO CHANGE THE

SECOND, YOU HAVE COVID, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO CHANGE THE

SUBJECT TO OTHER DISEASES.

SUBJECT TO OTHER DISEASES.

IT REMINDS ME OF THAT SCENE IN "JAWS."

"ジョーズ "のシーンを思い出すわ

>> THE FLU STILL KILLS MORE PEOPLE A YEAR!

>> THE FLU STILL KILLS MORE PEOPLE A YEAR!

>> Stephen: SO HOW DID THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD CATCH A

>> スティーブン: それで、自由世界のリーダーはどうやって捕らえたの？

VIRUS THAT MOST AMERICANS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED?

ほとんどのアメリカ人が成功裏に避けてきたウイルス？

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE WHITE HOUSE'S PREVENTION STRATEGY--

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE WHITE HOUSE'S PREVENTION STRATEGY--

THEY DON'T HAVE ONE.

彼らは持っていない

INSTEAD OF USING PROVEN COVID SAFETY MEASURES LIKE MASKS AND

INSTEAD OF USING PROVEN COVID SAFETY MEASURES LIKE MASKS AND

SOCIAL DISTANCING, THE WHITE HOUSE USED A TEST WITH A 10% TO

社会的乖離、ホワイトハウスは１０％から１０％のテストを使った

20% FALSE NEGATIVE RATE.

20% FALSE NEGATIVE RATE。

TESTING ALONE DOESN'T STOP YOU FROM GETTING THE VIRUS.

一人でテストしてもウィルスに感染するのを止められない。

THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "BABE, SHOULD WE USE A CONDOM?"

それは「ベイビー コンドームを使うべきか？ 」と言ってるようなものだ

AND SHE SAID, "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

そして彼女は言った "それについて心配するな

I TAKE A PREGNANCY TEST EVERY MORNING, SO WE'RE GOING."

毎朝妊娠検査を受けています。"

THE PRESIDENT MUST BE FEELING BETTER, OR AT LEAST FEELING

大統領は、より良いと感じているに違いない、または、少なくとも感じている。

MANIC, BECAUSE AFTER WEEKS OF BACK AND FORTH WITH NANCY

躁状態になったのは、ナンシーとの数週間の往復の後だったからだ。

PELOSI, THIS AFTERNOON, TRUMP HALTED COVID-19 RELIEF TALKS

PELOSI, this AFTERNOON, TRUMP HALTED COVID -19 RELIEF TALKS.

UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTION.

UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTION.

THAT MEANS NO ADDITIONAL UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS FOR

それは、追加の失業給付金がないことを意味します。

MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO ARE OUT OF WORK.

MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO ARE OUT OF WORK.

TRUMP'S DOCTORS MIGHT NOT BE TELLING US ABOUT WHAT SIDE

トランプの医師は、私たちに何も言っていないかもしれません。

EFFECTS HE HAS FROM COVID-19 BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE: IT'S

コビド19からの影響だが、一つだけ確かなことがある。それは

IT'S NOT AN ENLARGED HEART.

それは拡大した心臓ではありません。

COME ON, MR. PRESIDENT.

来いよ、MR.大統領

WE'VE SEEN YOUR TAXES.

あなたの税金を見てきました。

YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE BROKE.

YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE BROKE.

IN HIS TWEET ANNOUNCING HIS ROID-ONOMICS PLAN, TRUMP

彼のツイッターでは、彼のROID-ONOMICS計画、TRUMPを発表しています。

PROMISED THAT "IMMEDIATELY AFTER I WIN, WE WILL PASS A MAJOR

PROMISED THAT "IMMEDIATELY AFTER I WIN, WE WILL PASS A MAJOR

STIMULUS BILL THAT FOCUSES ON HARDWORKING AMERICANS AND SMALL

アメリカの勤労者と中小企業に焦点を当てた景気対策法案

BUSINESS."

"ビジネス"

HE'S HOLDING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HOSTAGE SO THEY'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

彼はアメリカ国民を人質にしていて 彼に投票するようにしている

THAT EXPLAINS HIS NEW CAMPAIGN SIGNS: VOTE TRUMP AND NO ONE

これは、彼の新しいキャンペーンのサインを説明しています。

GETS HURT!

痛い！

ONLY ONE LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THAT PLAN: HE'S NOT WINNING.

ONLY ONE LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THAT PLAN: HE'S NOT WINNING.

IN THE LATEST CNN POLL, BIDEN LEADS TRUMP BY 16 POINTS.

CNNの最新の世論調査では、BIDENは16ポイントでTRUMPをリードしています。

( AS TRUMP ) "I'M ALSO GOING TO HAVE A PLAN

( AS TRUMP ) "I'M ALSO GOING TO HAVE A PLAN

FOR COVID.

FOR COVID.

RIGHT AFTER 'PEOPLE' MAGAZINE NAMES ME THE 'SEXIEST MAN

RIGHT AFTER 'PEOPLE' MAGAZINE NAMES ME THE 'SEXIEST MAN

ALIVE'.

ALIVE'.

I'M COMING FOR YOU McCONAUGHEY."

"マクコナウジーを迎えに行く"

TRUMP TRIED TO REASSURE THE NATION:

トランプは国を安心させようとしました。

"OUR ECONOMY IS DOING VERY WELL.

"我々の経済は非常にうまくいっています。

THE STOCK MARKET IS AT RECORD LEVELS, JOBS AND UNEMPLOYMENT

株式市場は過去最高の水準にあり、雇用と失業が発生している

DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT, ALSO COMING BACK IN RECORD

DOT,DOT,DOT,DOT,DOT,DOT,DOT,DOT,DOT,DOT,DOT,ALSOIN BACK IN RECORD

NUMBERS.

NUMBERS.

WE ARE LEADING THE WORLD IN ECONOMIC RECOVERY, AND THE BEST

経済回復で世界をリードしており、最高の企業です。

IS YET TO COME."

"来たるべき時が来た"

THAT DIDN'T QUITE SOUND ENTHUSIASTIC ENOUGH.

それは、十分に魅力的に聞こえなかった。

KIMBERLY?

キンバリー？

>> THE BEST!

>> THE BEST!

IS YET!

IS YET!

TO COME!

TO COME!

>> Stephen: WELL, IT COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE...

>> スティーブンまあ、これ以上悪くなることはないだろう...

IS WHAT I KEEP SAYING.

それは私が言い続けていることです。

WALL STREET SAW TRUMP'S TWEET ABOUT HOW THEY'RE DOING AND

ウォールストリートは、どうやってやっているかについてのTRUMPのツイッターを見た。

IMMEDIATELY TUMBLED 600 POINTS.

600ポイントのタンブリングをしました。

YES, THEY S&P'd THEMSELVES.

そう、彼らは自分自身でS&Pをした。

NOW, AGREEING TO A STIMULUS PACKAGE THIS CLOSE TO THE

刺激パッケージに同意します

ELECTION WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE TOUGH, BUT WITH HIS TWEET, TRUMP

選挙は常に困難になるように行っていたが、彼のツイッターで、トランプ

NOW OWNS THIS ISSUE.

NOW OWNS THIS ISSUE.

ONE TRUMP CAMPAIGN STAFF MARVELED, "YOU HAVE TO TRY TO BE

トランプ陣営のスタッフの一人は「努力しなければならない」と感嘆した。

THIS POLITICALLY INEPT.

政治的にはイネプトだ

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

ホワイトハウスで何が起こっているのか？

WHERE IS MARK MEADOWS?" NOW, NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM.

"マーク・ミドウズはどこだ？" 今は誰も彼を見ていない

BUT THEY DID SPOT THIS FICUS WITH LEGS RUNNING OUT OF THE

しかし、彼らはこの足を持ったフィカスを発見しました。

WHITE HOUSE.

ホワイトハウス

TRUMP'S NOT THE ONLY ONE FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER.

TRUMP'S NOT THE ONLY ONE FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER.

AS A RESULT OF THE ADMINISTRATION'S DISASTROUS LACK

政権の悲惨な欠如の結果として

OF COVID SECURITY, AT LEAST 19 PEOPLE HAVE NOW TESTED POSITIVE

COVIDのセキュリティでは、少なくとも19人が陽性反応を示しました。

WHO HAD BEEN IN RECENT CONTACT WITH THE PRESIDENT OR ATTENDED

WHO HAD BEEN IN RECENT CONTACT WITH THE PRESIDENT OR ATTENDED

WHITE HOUSE OR CAMPAIGN EVENTS.

ホワイトハウスやキャンペーンイベント。

19 PEOPLE!

19人！

TAKEN DOWN!

倒された！

THOSE ARE "JOHN WICK" NUMBERS.

THOSE ARE "JOHN WICK" NUMBERS.

19 PEOPLE GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO TRUMP TO GET COVID.

19 PEOPLE GOT CLOSE ENUGOUGH TO TRUMP TO GET COVID.

AND I WANT TO POINT OUT, NONE OF THEM WERE HIS KIDS.

私が指摘したいのは、彼らのどれもが彼の子供ではないということです。

THAT'S GOT TO HURT ERIC.

エリックが痛いぞ

( AS ERIC ) "DAD, I'LL STILL TAKE A HUG!"

( AS ERIC ) "DAD, I'LL STILL TAKE A HUG!"

AND EARLIER TODAY, THE PENTAGON ANNOUNCED THAT THE JOINT CHIEFS

AND EARLIER TODAY, THE PENTAGON ANNOUNCED THAT THE JOINT CHIEFS

OF STAFF ARE IN QUARANTINE AFTER AN ADMIRAL TESTED POSITIVE FOR

OF STAFF ARE IN QUARANTINE AFTER AN ADMIRAL TESTED POSITIVE FOR

COVID-19.

COVID-19。

LUCKILY, IF A WAR BREAKS OUT, THEY'RE ALL READY TO HANDLE IT

LUCKILY, IF A WAR BREAKS OUT, THEY'RE ALL READY TO HANDLE IT

OVER ZOOM.

オーバーズーム。

( AS GENERAL ) "WAIT, I'M SORRY, WERE YOU ABOUT

( AS GENERAL ) "WAIT, I'M SORRY, WERE YOU ABOUT ABOUT

TO LAUNCH A MISSILE OR WAS I?

ミサイルを発射したのか、それとも私が？

NO?

NO？

OKAY, YOU GO FIRST.

OKAY, YOU GO FIRST.

WHO'S GOT THE LAUNCH CODES?

WHO'S GOT THE LAUNCH CODES?

YOU'RE ON MUTE!" WHAT WITH THE PRESIDENT DANCING

YOU'RE ON MUTE!" WHAT WITH THE PRESIDENT DANCING

WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT, IT'S EASY TO FORGET

WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT, IT'S EASY TO FORGET

THAT HE'S TRYING TO DRAG THE REST OF US TO HELL, TOO.

彼は私たちを地獄に引きずり込もうとしているのよ

CONSIDER THE SUPREME COURT, WHERE HIS NEW NOMINEE WOULD GIVE

CONSIDER THE SUPREME COURT, WHERE HIS NEW NOMINEE WOULD GIVE

CONSERVATIVES A 6-3 MAJORITY.

CONSERVATIVES A 6-3 MAJORITY.

AND WE GOT A PREVIEW OF WHAT THAT IMBALANCE MIGHT MEAN,

そして、そのバランスの崩れが何を意味するのか、予習してきました。