>> Reggie: I'M GREAT.

>> レジー：俺はグレートだ。

JUST PLUGGING IN MY PHONE, FEELING GOOD.

電話をつないでいるだけで、気分がいい。

>> James: YEAH?

>> ジェームスそうなのか？

GOOD TO KNOW ST NORMAL BUSINESS AS USUAL.

通常のST通常のビジネスを知っているのが良いです。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: I MUST SAY IN MANY WEIGHINGS, I DON'T LIKE DOING

>> ジェームス体重計の中で言わなければならないのですが、私はやるのが好きではありません。

THIS, BUT IN ONE WAY I DO PREFER THIS SETUP.

これだけど、一つの点では、私はこのセットアップの方が好きだ。

I ALWAYS WANTED TO LOOK LIKE I'M JUST SLIGHTLY TOO BIG TO HOLD MY

私はいつも、自分を持つには少し大きすぎるくらいの大きさに見えるようにしたいと思っていました。

MUG, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

マッグ、俺が何を言ってるか分かるか？

(LAUGHTER) I'M JUST GOING TO DING THE BELL.

（笑）私はちょうど鐘を鳴らすために行っています。

>> Reggie: YEAH, THERE YOU GO.

>> レジー：ええ、これでいいのよ。

>> James: IAN KARMEL, ONE OF OUR HEAD WRITERS IS ALSO BACK IN

>> ジェームスだヘッドライターの一人、イアン・カーメルがまた戻ってきました。

THE STUDIO TONIGHT.

THE STUDIO TONIGHT.

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO BE BACK?

戻ってきて良かったと思いますか？

>> IT'S AMAZING TO BE BACK.

>> 戻ってくるのは素晴らしいことだ。

I WAS GONE THE FIRST HALF OF THE WEEK FOR SOME STUFF BUT COMING

I WAS GONE THE FIRST HALF OF THE WEEK FOR SOME STUFF BUT COMING

BACK TO THE ROOM, THE ENERGY IN HERE HAS BEEN GREAT IT IS SO

BACK TO THE ROOM, THE ENERGY IN HERE HAS BEEN GREAT IT IS SO

DIFFERENT FROM LAST WEEK.

先週とは違います。

(LAUGHTER) JRS I SEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

(LAUGHTER) JRS I SEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

WELL, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOUR FACE, IAN, IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE

君の顔が見れて良かったよ アイアン 会えて素晴らしい

EVERYBODY.

すべての人に。

NOW BEFORE WE GET INTO THE HEADLINES WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU

NOW BEFORE WE GET INTO THE HEADLINES WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU

THIS.

これだ

LAST NIGHT ON THE SHOW WE TALKED ABOUT JOE BIDENINGS STARTING A

LAST NIGHT ON THE SHOW WE TALKED ABOUT JOE BIDENINGS STARTING A

SPEECH BY PLAYING THE SONG DESPACITO OFF OF HIS PHONE.

携帯電話からデスパシトの曲を再生して スピーチをした

WELL SEAN HANNITY ON FOX NEWS TALKED ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT TOO.

WELL SEAN HANNITY ON FOX NEWS TALKED ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT TOO.

BUT HIS PRONUNCIATION WAS, WELL, SLIGHTLY OFF.

BUT HIS PRONUNCIATION WAS, WELL, SLIGHTLY OFF.

SEE IF YOU CAN NOTICE.

気づくことができるかどうか確認してください。

>> YESTERDAY JOE BIDEN WAS TRYING SO HARD TO PANDER FOR

>> YESTERDAY JOE BIDEN WAS TRYING SO HARD TO PANDER FOR

HISPANIC AMERICANS TO VOTE FOR HIM IN FLORIDA.

ヒスパニック・アメリカ人はフロリダで彼に投票します

THAT HE ACTUALLY STARTED A SPEECH BY PLAYING, WELL,

彼は実際に演説を始めたのは演奏していた

THE-- IT'S A SONG CALLED DES-PASI-TOE.

それは...それはDES-PASI-TOEと呼ばれる歌だ

>> IS IT?

それは>>1か？

IS IT, SEAN?

IS IT, SEAN?

IS THAT WHAT IT IS CALLED?

IS THAT WHAT IT IS CALLED?

HE SOUNDS LIKE MY DAD ORDERING A MEXICAN RESTAURANT.

親父がメキシコ料理を 注文してるみたいだな

MOVEK ON TO TODAY'S NEWS, IN A HIGHLY UNUSUAL MOVE PRESIDENT

今日のニュースにMOVEKオン、非常に珍しい動きの大統領で

TRUMP'S FORMER DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE DAN COATS

トランプの前国家情報局長ダン・コートス

HAS ASKED CONGRESS TO CREATE A COMMISSION TO OVERSEE THE

HAS ASKED CONGRESS TO CREATE A COMMISSION TO OVERSEE THE

UPCOMING ELECTION.

UPCOMOMING ELECTION.

APPARENTLY HE HAS CONCERNS ABOUT THE ELECTION BEING FAIR.

明らかに彼は公正な選挙についての懸念を持っています。

EVERYBODY WHO LEAVES THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TALKS LIKE

トランプ政権を去る者は皆、そのように話す。

SOMEBODY WHO USED TO WORK AT ARBY'S.

アービーズで働いていた人がいる

THEY'RE LIKE LISTEN, I CAN'T SAY WHY, BUT TRUST ME, DO NOT EAT

彼らは聞くように、私は理由を言うことができませんが、私を信じて、食べないでください。

THERE.

そこだ

(LAUGHTER) YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

（笑）あなたは知りたくない。

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

知りたくないだろ？

WELL THEN JUST HAVE THE FRIES.

WELL THEN JUST HAVE THE FRIES.

COATS CALLED FOR THE COMMISSION IN AN EDITORIAL IN THE NEW YORK

コート、ニューヨークの新聞記事で委員会を要請

TIMES AND WE ALL KNOW IF THERE IS ANYTHING THAT WILL WIN OVER

TIMES AND WE ALL KNOW IF THERE IS ANYTHING THAT WILL WIN OVER

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS T IS A THOUGHTFULLY ARGUED EDITORIAL IN

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS T IS THOUGHTFULY ARGED EDITORIAL IN.

THE NEW YORK TIMES.

THE NEW YORK TIMES.

YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER DAN COATS.

ダン・コートを覚えていないかもしれません。

IN ADDITION TO BEING TRUMP DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL

トランプ国家局長に加えて

INTELLIGENCE HE HAS ALSO SERVED AS A UNITED STATES AMBASSADOR,

知性 彼は米国大使も務めました

SENATOR, CONGRESSMAN AND FOR MANY YEARS IN HIS MOST FAMOUS

上院議員、下院議員、そして最も有名な時代に何年もの間

ROLE AS A GRANDFATHER WHO WAS NOT AMUSED BY YOUR TIKTOK.

ROLE AS A GRANDFATHER WHO WAS NOT AMUSED BY YOUR TIKTOK.

MEANWHILE TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE A SPEECH IN WASHINGTON.

今日はトランプ大統領が ワシントンで演説をしました

HE TALKED ABOUT LIBERALS ATTACKING AMERICAN VALUES AND

彼はリベラルがアメリカの価値観を攻撃していると話した

HAD A FEW WORDS TO SAY ABOUT MOUNT RUSHMORE, HAVE A LOOK.

ラッシュモア山についての言葉があったので、見てみてください。

>> AS I SAID AT MOUNT RUSHMORE, WHICH THEY WOULD LOVE TO RIP

>> >> マウントラシュモアで言ったように、彼らはそれを引き裂きたいと思っている。

DOWN AND RIP IT DOWN FAST, THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

下げて、早く引き裂いて、それは決して起こらない。

>> James: WELL YEAH, CUZ IT'S A MOUNTAIN.

>> ジェームズ山だからな

(LAUGHTER) BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO RIP DOWN

(笑)基本的には破り捨てることはできない

A MOUNTAIN.

山だ

ALSO WHY IS HE SO DROWSY?

また、なぜ彼はとても眠いのか？

HE IS TALKING THE WAY PIE FIVE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER TALKS WHEN

HE IS TALKING THE WAY PIE FIVE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER TALKS WHEN

SHE'S 20 SECONDS AWAY FROM FALLING ASLEEP.

眠りに落ちるまで20秒です

TRUMP ALSO TOOK A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE PRINCIPLES OF THE

トランプは、また、の原則について話すための時間を取った。

FOUNDING FATHERS.

ファウンディングファザーズ

>> TO GROW UP IN AMERICA IS TO LIVE IN A LAND WHERE ANYTHING IS

>> アメリカで育つということは、何でもありの土地に住むということです。

POSSIBLE, WHERE ANYONE CAN RISE AND WHERE ANY DREAM CAN COME

可能性がある、誰でも上昇できる場所、そしてどんな夢でも実現できる場所

TRUE.

本当だよ

ALL BECAUSE OF THE IMMORTALLABLE PRINCIPLES, OUR NATIONS

すべては不滅の原則のおかげで、私たちの国家は

FOUNDERS.

ファウンダーズ

>> James: IMMORTABLE, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE QUITTING HALFWAY

>> ジェームスIMMORTABLE, THERE IS NOTHINGING LIKE QUITING HALFWAY.

THROUGH A WORD.

言葉を通して

WHAT WAS HE EVEN SAYING, IMMORTAL, I MUTABLE-- IMMUTABLE.

彼は何を言っていたんだ？不死身の私は不死身だよ

HE SOUNDS LIKE A COCKNEY SPERN PERSON SAYING I'M HORRIBLE.

私がひどいって言ってるように聞こえるわ

IMMORTABLE, FOUNDING FATHERS, WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S TRYING TO

不道徳な父親たち 何をしようとしていると思いますか？

SAY, REG?

ＳＡＹ、ＲＥＧ？

>> Reggie: I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> レジー：I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> James: WHATEVER HE WAS TRYING TO SAY, EVEN SEAN HANNITY

>> ジェームスシーン・ハニティーでさえ 言いたいことがあったのに

WAS LIKE COME ON MAN, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON'T SAY IT LIKE,

誰もが知っているような言い方をするなよ

THAT GET IT TOGETHER.

THAT GET IT TOGETHER.

AND THIS IS AN INTERESTING STORY.

AND THIS IS AN INTERESTING STORY.

THE ISLAND NATION OF BARBADOS HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE

バルバドス島の島国は、彼らがいることを発表しました。

REMOVING QUEEN ELIZABETH 2 AS THEIR OFFICIAL HEAD OF STATE.

クイーン・エリザベス2を州の公式トップとして削除すること。

WHEN SHE HEARD ABOUT THIS QUEEN ELIZABETH RESPOND BID SAYING

エリザベス女王の話を聞いた時には、こう言って入札に応じていました。

WAIT, I'M THE HEAD OF BARBADOS?

待って、私がバルバドスのトップなの？

BARBADOS IS FULLY SEPARATED ITSELF FROM THE BRITISH

バルバドスは英国から完全に分離されています。

MONARCHY.

モナーキー

YOU HAVE HEARD OF BREXIT, THIS IS BARB-ADIOS.

BREXITを聞いたことがあるだろう、これはBARB -ADIOSです。

THE PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA ARE ALREADY PROPOSING A NEW QUEEN TO

THE PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA ARE ALREADY PROPOSING A NEW QUEEN TO

TAKE HER PLACE AND THAT PERSON IS RIHANNA.

彼女の居場所を奪え そしてその人はリアーナだ

IN WHICH CASE THEY WOULD HAVE TO RENAME THE COUNTRY BARBADOS

IN WHICH CASE THEY WOULD HAVE TO RENAME THE COUNTRY BARBADOS

FEATURING RIHANNA BUT RIHANNA SEEMS OPEN TO THE IDEA, IN FACT

リーハンナをフィーチャーしているが、リーハンナはそのアイデアにオープンに見えるが、実際はそうではない。

SHE ALREADY RELEASED A PRETTY DETAILED POLICY PLATFORM.

彼女はすでに、きれいな詳細なポリシー・プラットフォームをリリースしました。

SHE HAS A JOB PLANNED CALLED WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK, A

彼女は仕事を計画している

CLIMATE CHANGE CALLED UMBRELLA AND A TAX PLAN CALLED BITCH

ウンブレラと呼ばれる気候変動とビッチと呼ばれる税金計画

BETTER HAVE MY MONEY.

BETTER HAVE MY MONEY.

AND FINALLY DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK

AND FINALLY DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK

OBAMA IS RELEASING A MEMOIR TITLED "A PROMISED LAND" AND

オバマ大統領が「約束の地」と題したメモワールを発表します。

IT'S SET TO COME OUT RIGHT AFTER THE 2020 ELECTION.

IT'S SET TO COME OUT RIGHT AFTER THE 2020 ELECTION.

I HONESTLY FORGOT PRESIDENTS COULD WRITE ANYTHING OTHER THAN

I HONESTLY FORGOT PRESIDENTS COULD WRITE ANYTHING OTHER THAN

TWEETS.

ツイッターです。

NOW I'M, AS MUCH AS I LOVE THE OBAMAS, I'VE GOT TO SAY, THEY

今の私は オバマ大統領を愛しているように 私は言わなければならない 彼らは

ARE MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF DURING THE PANDEMIC.

パンデミックの最中に自分のことを悪く感じさせています。

BETWEEN BARACK AND MICHELLE, THEY'VE RELEASED AN

BARACK AND MICHELLEの間に、彼らはリリースしました。

AWARD-WINNING DOCUMENTARY, STARTED A PODCAST.

賞を受賞したドキュメンタリー、ポッドキャストを始めた。

NOW THEY HAVE ANNOUNCED A NEW BOOK.

NOW THEY HAVE ANNOUNCED A NEW BOOK.

MEANWHILE I'M PROUD OF MYSELF IF ONLY ONE OF MY MEALS A DAY I

私は自分を誇りに思っていますが、もし一日に一度でも食事をしていたら...

ONLY EAT ONE OF MY MEALS A DAY IN BED.

ベッドでは一日に一食しか食べない

RIGHT NOW OBAMA IS GOING WITH THE LOFTY TITLE OF "A PROMISED

RIGHT NOW OBAMA IS GOING WITH THE LOFTY TITLE OF "A PROMISED

LAND" BUT IF JOE BIDEN WINS THEY'RE GOING TO CHANGE THE

LAND" BUT IF JOE BIDEN WINS THEY'RE GOING TO CHANGE THE

TITLE TO BIRTH CERTIFICATE THIS.

TITLE TO BIRTH CERTIFICATE THIS.