BECAUSE THIS WEEK COULD GET CRAZY FAST.

BECAUSE THIS WEEK COULD GET CRAZY FAST.

ENJOY THIS MOMENT NOW CUZ TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE THE FIRST

ENJOY THIS MOMENT NOW CUZ TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE THE FIRST

OF THREE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION AFTER

選挙後の選挙に至るまでの3つの大統領論議のうち

MONTHS OF VIRTUAL CAMPAIGNING, DONALD TRUMP AND JOE BIDEN WILL

数ヶ月間のバーチャルキャンペーン、ドナルド・トランプとジョー・バイデンが

FINALLY MEET IN PERSON.

やっとの思いで会うことができました。

IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU AND YOUR ZOOM BOYFRIENDS DECIDE TO TAKE

IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU AND YOUR ZOOM BOYFRIENDS DECIDE TO TAKE

THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL, YOU KNOW?

THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL, YOU KNOW?

>> SHOULD WE MEET?

>> SHOULD WE MEET?

BUT THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS GOING ON FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS

しかし、大統領選挙は２年以上も続いています。

NOW AND IT'S FINALLY TIME TO DECIDE WHO BECOMES THE PRESIDENT

NOW AND IT'S FINALLY TIME TO DECIDE WHO BECOMES THE PRESIDENT

OF THE UNITED STATES.

米国の。

I'M JOKING.

冗談だよ

WE'VE GOT FIVE MORE WEEKS OF THIS.

WE'VE GOT FIVE MORE WEEKS OF THIS.

AND THEN LET'S BE HONEST, PROBABLY ANOTHER TWO MONTHS

AND THEN LET'S BE HONEST, PROBABLY ANOTHER TWO MONTHS

AFTER THAT.

AFTER THAT.

THE DEBATE IS BEING HELD IN CLEVELAND, OHIO, CLEVELAND OF

討論会はオハイオ州クレベランドで開催されています

COURSE IS THE HOME OF THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL OF FAME.

コースはロックンロールの殿堂の本拠地です。

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE ROCK INCOMER ROLL THAN TWO OLD

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE ROCK INCOMER ROLL THAN TWO OLD

GUYS TAKING TO THE STAGE TO ARGUE ABOUT THE POST OFFICE.

男たちが舞台に出て、郵便局をめぐって論争しています。

SO THIS IS NICE FOR TRUMP, IT IS.

これはトランプにはいいことだな

MAYBE HE WILL HAVE TIME TO VILSITY THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL

MAYBE HE WILL HAVE TIME TO VILSITY THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL

OF FAME AND REMINISCE ABOUT ALL OF THE MUSICIANS WHO HAVE SUED

OF FAME AND REMINISCE ABOUT ALL OF THE MUSICIANS WHO HAVE SUED

HIM FOR USING THEIR SONGS WITHOUT PERMISSION.

許可なしに自分の歌を使ったことで彼は

NOW THE FIRST DEBATE WILL BE MODERATED BY FOX NEWS ANCHOR

NOW THE FIRST DEBATE WILL BE MODERATED BY FOX NEWS ANCHOR

CHRIS WALLACE.

クリス・ウォレス

IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR, CHRIS WALLACE IS THE ONE FOX NEWS

IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR, CHRIS WALLACE IS THE ONE FOX NEWS

PERSONALITY WHO SEEMS LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED LONG OKAY

PERSONALITY WHO SEEMS LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED LONG OKAY

FOR, YOU KNOW, NOT YELLING ENOUGH.

怒鳴らないからだよ

IN THE PAST CHRIS WALLACE HASN'T HESITATED TO FACT CHECK TRUMP

IN THE PAST CHRIS WALLACE HASN'T HESITATED TO FACT CHECK TRUMP

DURING INTERVIEWS.

DURING INTERVIEWS.

IT HASN'T MADE ONE BIT OF DIFFERENCE, BUT THE POINT IS HE

それは一寸の違いもなかったが、ポイントは彼だということだ

TRIES.

TRIES.

IAN, TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR CONCERNS GOING INTO THESE

イアン、この件での不安を話してくれ...

DEBATES.

討論会です

>> EVERYTHING, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

>> 全てにおいて、私は全てに関心を持っています。

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: REGGIE, IF YOU WERE THE MODERATOR, WHAT IS THE FIRST

>> ジェームスだレジー 君がモデレーターだったら 最初は何だ？

QUESTION YOU WOULD ASK THE CANDIDATES?

QUESTION YOU WOULD ASK THE CANDIDATES?

>> HOW WELL CAN YOU DANCE?

>> HOW WELL CAN YOU DANCE?

>> James: I CAN ANSWER THAT FOR YOU.

>> ジェームズ私が答えてあげるわ

>> Reggie: OKAY.

>>レジー：OKAY。

>> James: POORLY, ON BOTH COUNTS.

>> ジェームス悪いな、両方のカウントで。

>> Reggie: I GUESS IT WOULDN'T BE THAT USEFUL.

>> レジー：それはそれほど有用ではないと思う。

>> James: SPEAKING OF THE OVAL OFFICE, I HAVE TO MENTION THIS.

>> ジェームスオーバル・オフィスといえば これに言及しなければならない

TRUMP'S FORMER PRESS SECRETARY SARAH SANDERS HAS A NEW BOOK OUT

TRUMP'S FORMER PRESS SECRETARY SARAH SANDERS HAS A NEW BOOK OUT

ABOUT HER TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

ホワイトハウスでの彼女の時間について

AND IN THE BOOK SHE TELLS ABOUT A TIME THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP

本の中で、彼女はトランプ大統領の時代について語っています。

CALLED HER AND HOPE HICKS INTO THE OVAL OFFICE TO SHOW THEM,

CALLED HER AND HOPE HICKS INTO THE OVAL OFFICE TO SHOW THEM,

QUOTE, THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME.

QUOTE, THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME.

HE THEN PROCEEDED TO PLAY NOVEMBER RAIN BY GUNS N ROSES.

HE THEN PROCEEDED TO PLAY NOVEMBER RAIN BY GUNS N ROSES.

THIS SAUL TRUE.

これが本当のサウルスです。

IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT VIDEO, HERE IS A SAMPLE.

ビデオを覚えていない場合は、ここにサンプルがあります。

♪ NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.

"何も永遠には続かない

♪ AND WE BOTH KNOW HEARTS CAN CHANGE.

♪ AND WE BOTH KNOW HEARTS CAN CHANGE.

♪ AND TIME TO HOLD A CANDLE.

"キャンドルを持つ時間だ

♪ IN THE COLD NOVEMBER RAIN.

♪ IN THE COLD NOVEMBER RAIN.

♪ RDZ WHAT IN WHY.

♪ RDZ WHAT IN WHY.

>> James: WHEN HE HEARD ABOUT THIS JOE BIDEN WAS LIKE WELL, AT

>> ジェイムズだジョー・バイデンがこの話を聞いた時には

LEAST WE AGREE ON ONE THING.

私たちは一つのことで合意しています。

I GOT TO SAY, I LIKE THAT VIDEO.

言っておくが、このビデオが好きだ。

I DON'T THINK THEY MAKE VIDEOS LIKE THAT ANY MORE.

こんな動画はもう作らないと思うわ

I GENUINELY THINK IT'S TRULY PRESIDENTIAL.

I GENUINELY THINK IT'S TRULY PRESIDENTIAL.

IT'S GOT EVERYTHING.

IT'S GOT EVERYTHING.

BIG HAIR, THE HOT CHICKS.

BIG HAIR, THE HOT CHICKS.

OR AS I CALL THEM TASTY BABES.

私が「おいしい赤ちゃん」と呼んでいるように

TASTY BABES RIPPING CIGS.

葉巻をリッピングしているTASTY BABES。

YOU GOT A WEDDING.

結婚式を挙げたんだ

YOU GOT A GUY JUMPED INTO A CAKE.

ケーキに飛び込んだ男がいたぞ

THERE'S A FUNERAL.

葬儀がある

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

>> Reggie: ARE YOU A FAN OF GUNS R ROSES I MEAN PRENOVEMBER

>> レジー：あなたはガンズローゼズのファンですか、つまりプレノベマーのことです。

RAIN.

RAIN.

>> James: HERE IS MY THING.

>> ジェームスこれが私のものです。

I APPRECIATE WHAT GUNS N' ROSES DID FOR MUSIC.

I APPRECIATE WHAT GUNS N' ROSES DID FOR MUSIC.

AM I PUTTING IT ON IN THE CAR, PROBABLY NOT RRS I SEE.

車の中で装着しているのですが、おそらくRRSではないと思います。

>> James: WASN'T SLASH ON THE SHOW ONCE, ROB?

>> ジェームススラッシュはショーに出てなかったのか、ロブ？

>> NO SWRZ HE'S NEVER BEEN ON.

>> SWRZは一度も乗っていない。

SO THERE WAS A TIME HE WAS GOING TO COME AND HE PULLED OUT.

彼が来ようとしていた時があって、彼は引きずり出した。

>> WE PICKED HIM A BIT ABOUT LOOKING AFTER LOCAL ANIMALS

>> 地元の動物の世話をすることについて、彼を選んだ。

BECAUSE IS HE VERY INTO PROTECTING WILDLIFE IN LOS

なぜなら、彼は野生生物の保護に熱心だからです

ANGELES.

ANGELES.

>> James: I'M AMAZED HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT.

>> ジェームズ彼がそれをしなかったことに驚いてる

WHEN YOU HEAR THE PITCH PRESENTED THAT PASSIONATELY,

WHEN YOU HEAR THE PITCH PRESENTED THAT PASSIONATELY,

IT'S AMAZING HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT SLASH, THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"

スラッシュがやらなかったなんて 驚きだわ レイトショーもね

BEEN ON ONCE, YEAH, YEAH, CAR CARPOOL KARAOKE.

BEEN ONCE, YEAH, YEAH, CARPOOL KARAOKE.

NO, THEY WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU TO A PET SANCTUARY.

いや、彼らはあなたをペット聖堂に送りたいんです。

>> I'M GOOD.

>> 俺はGOODだよ。

WHAT'S THAT, ROB.

それは何だ、ロブ

>>-- SLASH WAS ON THE SHOW.

>>-- スラッシュが出演していました。

>> Reggie: WHAT?

>> レジー：何？

>> James: WHEN?

>> ジェームスいつ？

WHEN WAS SLASH ON THE-- HANG ON A MINUTE, BEN HAS JUST GONE NO,

スラッシュの時は... ちょっと待ってくれ ベンは今まで通りだ

HE'S NEVER BEEN ON.

彼は一度も乗ったことがない

>> LENNY KRAVITZ TOLD A STORY ABOUT SLASH.

>> >> LENNY KRAVITZ TOLD A STORY ABOUT SLASH.

>> James: GOOD ENOUGH ABOUT FOR ME.

>> ジェームズ私には十分だ

LENNY KRAVITZ TOLD A STORY ABOUT SLASH ON THE SHOW.

レニー・クラヴィッツがスラッシュの話をしてくれました。

THAT'S THE CLOSEST WF'S BEEN TO SLASH ON THE SHOW.

WFの中では最も近いショーだ

>> HE WAS WITH US IN SPIRIT.

>> 彼は霊的に私たちと一緒にいました。

>> James: HE WAS WITH US IN SPIRIT.

>> ジェームス彼は霊をもって私たちと一緒にいた。

AND I LIKE-- I LIKE MUSIC VIDEOS.

それと、私は...ミュージックビデオが好きです。

I WOULD SAY I WATCH A LOT OF MUSIC VIDEOS.

音楽のビデオをたくさん見てるわ

HAVE I NEVER HAD A MOMENT IN MY LIFE WHERE I THOUGHT TOM, GET IN

今までの人生でトムを思ったことは一度もありませんでした。

HERE, SIT DOWN, LET ME SHOW YOU THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL

HERE, SIT DOWN, LET ME SHOW YOU THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL

TIME.

時間だ

YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, WE'VE GOT JOBS TO

あなたは合衆国の大統領です 私たちには仕事があります

DO.

DO.

DOESN'T MATTER, WATCH THIS.

どうでもいいから見てろ

IT'S ALSO LIKE SEVEN MINUTES LONG, THAT VIDEO.

7分もあるんだぞ、その動画。

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME

>> ジェームス今までで一番のミュージックビデオは何だと思いますか？

IS, REG?

IS、REG？

>> Reggie: IT'S SO HARD.

>> レジー: IT'S SO HARD.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY I REALLY LIKED THE FEELING FASCINATION,

YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY I REALLY LIKED THE FEELING FASCINATION,

HUMAN LEAGUE BECAUSE IT HAD THIS COOL THING WHERE HAD T HAD A DOT

HUMAN LEAGUE BECAUSE IT HAD THIS COOL THING WHERE HAD T HAD A DOT

ON A MAP AND IT PUSHED IN SHALL-- OH NO, WAS THAT ROMEO

地図上で、それはシャルに押し込まれた...ああ、いや、それはロミオだった。

VOID, I DON'T KNOW, ANYWAYS THERE IS SOME INDIVIDUAL KRO

VOID, I DON'TOW, ANYWAYS THERE IS SOME INDIVIDUAL KRO

WHERE THERE IS A DOT ON A MAP AND THE CAMERA PUSHES IN AND IT

地図上に点があり、カメラが押し込まれ、それが表示されている場合

GOES THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE HOUSE THAT

GOES THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE HOUSE THAT

THE BAND WAS PLAYING IN.

THE BAND WAS PLAYING IN.

EITHER THAT OR JUST LIKE HEAVEN BY THE CURE.

それかキュアによる天国のようなものか

>> James: ABSOLUTELY.

>> ジェームズ絶対に。

>> ARE YOU JUST ABOUT TO SAY THRILLER?

>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>

LIKE WHAT IS THE-- (LAUGHTER).

LIKE WHAT IS THE-- (LAUGHTER).

>> Reggie: OH, THRILLER.

>> レジー：ああ、スリルがある。

>> I KNOW MJ IS PROBLEMATIC.

>>I KNOW MJ IS PROBLEMATIC.

>> James: I PUT THRILLER IN THERE.

>> ジェームズそこにスリラーを入れたんだ。

LET'S BE HONEST.

LET'S BE HONEST.

WE'RE BEATING AROUND THE BUSH, ST ANY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

私たちはブッシュとミートローフのビデオを叩いています。

(LAUGHTER) THEY'RE LIKE WE'RE ALL PREEND

(LAUGHTER) THEY'RE LIKE WE'RE ALL PREEND

ITING, IT'S ANY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

ITING, IT'S ANY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

>> Reggie: I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

>> レジー：君は正しいと思うよ。

>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO OVER THE NEXT

>> ジェームズこれからの人生で 何をしたいか知ってますか？

TWO YEARS, I WOULD LIKE US TO RE-CREATE EVERY MEATLOAF VIDEO.

2年後には全てのミートローフのビデオを再現したい

>> Reggie: YEAH, LET'S PLEASE DO THAT.

>> レジー：そうだ、そうしよう。

LET'S PLEASE DO THAT.

そうしましょう

>> James: CAN WE?

>> ジェームス私たちは？

SHALL WE?

SHALL WE?

CAN WE DO THAT AS A SHOW NOW?

今すぐショーとしてやってもいいのか？

OVER THE NEXT 12 MONTHS WE WILL RE-CREATE EVERY SINGLE MEATLOAF

次の12ヶ月間、私たちはすべてのミートローフを再現します。

VIDEO.

VIDEO.

>> Reggie: AND I WON'T DO THAT.

>> レジー：そして、私はそれをしない。

>> James: OH, WON'T YOU.

>> ジェームズああ、そうしてくれないか

>> Reggie: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

>> レジー：それは良いことだ。

>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VIDEO OF JAMES CORDEN AND MEATLOAF.

>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VIDEO OF JAMES CORDEN AND MEATLOAF.

>> James: A VIDEO OF ME AND MEATLOAF.

>> ジェームズ私とミートローフのビデオ。

I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE THIS FASCINATION STARTED.

I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE THIS FASCINATION STARTED.

YOU CAN SEE IT, HAVE YOU GOT IT?

見えますか？

I'M HEAR IN LONDON-- AND I THINK THIS IS, CUE ME IS THIS WHERE

ロンドンで聞いたんだけど...これがそうだと思うんだけど...ここはどこなのかな？

MEATLOAF IS STAYING.

MEATLOAF IS STAYING。

>> THANKS VERY MUCH.

>> ありがとうございます。

>> JAMES, DO YOU LIKE MARMALADE?

>> ジェイムズ、マーマレードは好きか？

>> I'M DOING THIS ENGLISH BREAKFAST SHOW AND IT'S LIKE

>> 英語の朝食ショーをやってるんだけど、こんな感じ。

REALLY COOL.

REALLY COOL.

>> DO YOU PREFER PERFORMING OR TO DOING ALL THE PROMOTIONAL.

>> 演出をするのと、全ての演出をするのとどっちがいいですか？

>> ARE YOU KIDDING.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING.

WE WANT TO DO THIS, JAMES, THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, JUST

私たちはこれをやりたいのよ、ジェームス、これがあなたのやりたいことなのよ、ただ。

HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

ちょっと待ってくれ これは君がやりたいことだ

>> James: OH MY GOD.

>> ジェームズなんてことだ

>> YOU BEAT YOUR HEAD DPENS THE TABLE AND THE TABLE IS TOO

>> あなたは頭を殴って、テーブルをDPENSにして、テーブルはあまりにも多くの

SHORT, THE CHAIR IS TOO TALL.

SHORT, THE CHAIR IS TOO TALL.

>> James: THERE YOU GO, THAT'S ME AND MEATLOAF.

>> ジェームズこれが僕とミートローフだ

IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IT'S BECAUSE

IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IT'S BECAUSE

WE SHOT IT JUST BEFORE COVID AND--

WE SHOT IT JUST BEFORE COVID AND--

(LAUGHTER) AND THEN HIS PROJECT MOVED SO

(LAUGHTER) AND THEN HIS PROJECT MOVED SO

YOU WILL SEE THAT LATER ON IN THE SERIES.

シリーズの後半で見ることになるでしょう。

THANK YOU FOR SHOWING THAT, BEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

見せてくれてありがとう ベン 感謝するよ

>> PLEASURE.

>> ｐｌｅａｓｓｕｒｅ.

>> James: MOVING ON, LET'S MOVE ON.

>> ジェイムズ：移動するぞ、移動するぞ。

THERE'S A NEW DATING APP OUT THERE, BUT THIS ONE IS FOR

新しい出会い系アプリが出てきましたが、これは専用です。

CONNECTING LONELY PETS.

LONELY PETSを繋ぐ。

IT'S CALL THE PINDER AND IT'S INTENDED FOR PET MEET-UPS WITH

IT'S CALL THE PINDER AND IT'S INTENDED FOR PET MEET-UPS WITH

THE ADDED BONUS OF OWNERS CONNECTING AS WELL.

所有者の追加ボーナスも同様に接続しています。

IT IS A GREAT APP IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO DO SOME HEAVY

重い作業をしたい場合には最適なアプリです。

PETTING.

ペッティング。

COME ON.

おいで

A BIT OF FUN, THAT IS ALL IT IS, IT IS A BIT OF FUN.

遊びの一口、それが全て、遊びの一口。

I GUESS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

これは良いアイデアだと思います。

AT THE VERY LEAST IT MIGHT MAKE BREAKUPS A LITTLE EASIER.

AT THE VERY LEAST IT MIGHT MAKE BREAKUPS A LITTLE EASIER.

NOW PEOPLE CAN BE LIKE IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S YOUR BOX FULL OF

今では、人はあなたではなく、あなたの箱に入っているのは、あなたではないと思われるようになりました。

PARROTS.

PARROTS.

THEY'RE SAYING THE APP IS FOR LONELY PETS, CAN WE JUST ADMIT

寂しがり屋のペットのためのアプリだと言ってますが、認めてもいいですか？

THAT THIS IS FOR PEOPLE.

これは人間のためのものだ

PETS, PETS DO NOT WANT A DATING APP.

ペット、ペットは出会い系アプリは要らない。

AT THE SAME TIME THEY DON'T WANT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

AT THE SAME TIME THEY DON'T WANT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

THEY DORCHT WANT TO BE ON YOUR INSTAGRAM ALL DAY AND THEY DON'T

一日中あなたのインスタグラムに載りたがっているのに、載りません

WANT A SWEATER.

WANT A SWEATER.

THEY DON'T WANT TO WEAR A SWEATER.

スウェットを着たくないのよ

EXCEPT FOR THIS DOG, HE DEFINITELY WANTS TO SQUEEZE

この犬を除いて、彼は明らかにスクイーズしたいです。

EVERY DROP OUT OF LIFE.

EVERY DROP OUT OF LIFE.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, THAT IS A [BLEEP] DOG.

何を言おうと、あれは犬だ。

THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING DOG.

THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING DOG.

CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK.

CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK.

>> I SAW CHRIS PINE IN THAT SAME OUTFIT.

>> 私はクリス・パインが同じ服を着ているのを見た。

>> James: FOR SURE.

>> ジェームズジェームズ:確かに。

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

THAT'S A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT, THAT IS A CHRIS PINE AUGUST.

THAT'S A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT, THAT IS A CHRIS PINE AUGUST.

>> James: I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT IS A CHALAMET.

>> ジェームスジェームス: わかりません、私はそれがキャラメットだと思っています。

>> ST A CHALAMET DOG WITH A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT.

>> ST A CHALAMET DOG WITH A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT.

>> James: YES, WHICH IS PERFECT.

>> ジェームスはい、完璧です。

HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM MY HOMELAND.

私の故郷からのニュースです。

A BREWERY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS CREATED THE STRONGEST BEER

イギリスのブルワリーが最強のビールを生み出した

IN THE WORLD BY ALCOHOL CONTENT, THIS BEER IS EVEN STRONGER THAN

IN THE WORLD BY ALCOHOL CONTENT, THIS BEER IS EVEN STRONGER THAN

WHISKEY.

ウイスキー

WOULD YOU DRINK THAT?

WOULD YOU DRINK THAT?

WOULD YOU DRINK THAT?

WOULD YOU DRINK THAT?

>> Reggie: NO, NO, NO.

>> レジー：NO、NO、NO。

>> James: REALLY?

>> ジェームズ本当に？

>> Reggie: TOO MUCH.

>> レジー：TOO MUCH。

>> James: YOU WOULDN'T DRINK THAT?

>> ジェームズそれを飲まないのか？

I'VE SEEN YOU DRINK WINE OUT OF A SOCK.

ソックスからワインを 飲むのを見たことがある

>> Reggie, I WOULD TRY IT, ACTUALLY.

>> レジー、俺もやってみるよ。

>> James: YEAH, I WOULD TRY T SHOULD WE GET SOME, ROB.

>> ジェームズああ、俺はやってみようと思うよ、俺たちは何かを手に入れるべきだ、ロブ

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: IT WOULD BE GOOD TO LOOSEN THE SHOW UP A BIT.

>> ジェームス少しショーを緩めた方がいいと思います。

(LAUGHTER) >> IT WOULD BE GOOD IF WE WERE

(LAUGHTER) >> IT WOULD BE GOOD IF WE WERE

RELAXED A BIT, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

少しリラックスしたと言ってくれないか？

THIS IS IT, SO A BEER THAT IS STRONGER THAN WHISKEY, THIS IS

これがそう、ウィスキーよりも強いビール、これがそうです。

HOW IT IS GOING TO I PLAY OUT, REALLY, OFFICER, I HAVE ONLY HAD

これからどうなるのか、本当に、お役人さん、私はまだ一度しか経験したことがありません。

ONE BEER, HOW FAST WAS I GOING.

ビール1本、どれくらいの速さだった？

SIR, ARE YOU SITTING IN YOUR BATHTUB.

SIR, ARE YOU SITTING IN YOUR BATHTUB.

MOVING ON, A DENTIST IN ALASKA WAS RECENTLY SENTENCED TO 12

アラスカの歯科医が最近12に出廷しました

YEARS IN PRISON FOR DOING SOMETHING PRETTY RECKLESS.

YEARS IN PRISON FOR DOING SOMETHING PRETTY RECKLESS.

HE EXTRACTED-- EXTRACTED A PATIENT'S TOOTH WHILE RIDING A

抜歯したんだ... 乗車中に患者の歯を抜いたんだ

HOVERBOARD.

HOVERBOARD。

NOW LOOK, I'M NOT A DENTIST, BUT EVEN I KNOW IF YOU ARE PULLING A

私は歯科医ではないが、しかし、あなたが引っ張っている場合でも、私は知っています。

TOOTH, USE I POGO STICK, MAN.

歯、使用、ポゴスティック、男。

HE WAS CHARGED WITH RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT AND WILL SERVE TIME

HE WAS CHARGED WITH RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT AND WILL SERVE TIME

IN PRISON.

拘置所の中で

GOING TO HAVE TO GET USED TO A WOL DIFFERENT KIND OF CAVITY

オオカミとは違った種類の洞窟に慣れる必要がある

SEARCH.

検索してください。

AND WE WAB TO SHOW YOU THIS, A FOOD DELIVERY MAN IN THAILAND

そして私達はこれ、タイの食糧配達人を示すためにWAB

WAS FINED BY AUTHORITIES RECENTLY AFTER VIDEOS OF HIM

WAS FINED BY AUTHORITIES RECENTLY AFTER VIDEOS OF HIM

WENT SCRIE RAL ON LINE.

WENT SCRIE RAL ON LINE。

TALK A LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS AND MAYBE WILL YOU SEE WHY.

TALK A LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS AND MAYBE WILL YOU SEE WHY.

HE WAS DELIVERING ORDERS WHILE COMPLETELY NUDE.

狂っている間に注文を届けていた

THAT'S WHY I'M STILL WIPING DOWN MY GROCERIES.

だからまだ食料品を拭いているんだ

NOW LOOK, YES, HE WAS COMPLETELY NUDE.

見ろよ、そうだ、彼は完全にヌードだった。

DID THE PIZZA GET THERE ON TIME.

DID THE PIZZA GET THERE ON TIME.

IT ABSOLUTELY DID.

IT ABSOLUTELY DID.

WHEREFOR I DON'T SEE A PROBLEM.

問題があるとは思えないが