>> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK.

>> >> >> WELCOME BACK.

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MR. JON BATISTE.

"MR.によろしくＪＯＮ ＢＡＴＩＳＴＥ

I'M LOOKING AT HIM RIGHT NOW.

I'M LOOKING AT HIM RIGHT NOW.

WHY SHOULDN'T YOU GET A CHANCE TO?

WHY SHOULDN'T YOU GET A CHANCE TO?

IT'S A PLEASANT SIGHT.

いい光景だよ

>> Jon: WHAT'S THE WORD, STEPHEN?

>> ジョン何て言うんだ？

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

>> Stephen: I DON'T UNDERSTAND, AFTER A WEEK LIKE

>> スティーブン: I DON'T UNDERSTAND, AFTER A WEEK LIKE.

THIS, YOU STILL LOOK FRESH AND I FEEL LIKE A WET SACK OF WALNUTS.

お前はまだ新鮮だし、俺はまるで濡れたウォルナットの袋のようだ。

>> Jon: YEAH, I'M FEELING IT.

>> ジョンああ、感じてるよ。

THAT WAS A LATE ONE, AND IT WAS A HARD ONE TO WATCH, IN MANY

あれは遅かったし、見るのも大変だった。

RESPECTS, BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

尊重しますが、でも、何を知っていますか？

>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY.

>> スティーブン全くその通りです。

SO MUCH IS HARD TO WATCH RIGHT NOW.

SO MUCH IS HARD TO WATCH RIGHT NOW.

>> Jon: EVERYTHING IS HARD TO WATCH.

>> ジョン全てが見づらい

AND I HOPE THAT IT WILL BE OVER SOON.

そして、すぐに終わることを願っています。

>> Stephen: I WILL TELL YOU THIS, MY FRIEND.

>> スティーブン君に話すよ、友よ

ON NOVEMBER 3, SOMETHING IS COMING TO AN END.

11月3日、何かが終わりを迎える。

>> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT.

>> ジョンそうだよ。

THAT IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

それは本当のことです。

>> Stephen: SOMETHING IS COMING TO AN END ON NOVEMBER 3,

>> スティーブン：何かが11月3日に終わりを迎えようとしています。

THE QUESTION PENNING ON THE DECISION THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

THE QUESTION PENNING ON THE DECISION THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

MAKE.

MAKE.

I HOPE THEY MAKE THE RIGHT ONE.

I HOPE THEY MAKE THE RIGHT ONE.

>> Jon: WE KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT ONE IS.

>> Jon: WE KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT ONE IS.

WE NEED TO KEEP PUSHING TOWARD THAT.

WE NEED TO KEEP PUSHING TOWARD THAT.

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT.

>> スティーブンそうだよ

JON, HAVE YOU GOT ANY MUSIC COMING OUT OF YOUR FINGERS?

JON, HAVE YOU GOT ANY MUSIC COMING OUT OF YOUR FINGERS?

>> Jon: ALWAYS IN THE MIND AND THE HEART AND COMING THROUGH THE

>> ジョン常に心の中にあり、心の中を通ってくる。

FINGERS.

FINGERS.

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>> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON.

>> スティーブンありがとう ジョン

JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

ジョン・バティステ、エブリバディ

>> Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW I SPEND A

>> スティーブン: LADIES AND GENTLENLENEN, YOU KNOW I SPEND A SPEND A

LOT OF TIME SELECTING THE FINEST TOPICAL

LOT OF TIME SELECTING THE FINEST TOPICAL

STERLING SILVER SERVING SPOONS THE BIGGEST NEWS FONDUE POTS,

STERLING SILVER SERVING SPOONS THE BIGGEST NEWS FONDUE POTS,

AND MONOGRAMMED WASHCLOTHS, TO CAREFULLY CURATE THE

丁寧にキュレーションするために、モノグラム化されたウォッシュクロッチを使用します。

WILLIAMS-SONOMA WEDDING REGISTRY THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

WILLIAMS-SONOMA WEDDING REGISTRY THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

BUT, SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO DIG THROUGH MY JUNK DRAWER

BUT, SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO DIG THROUGH MY JUNK DRAWER

AND PULL OUT A HALF-USED BOX OF STRAWS, TWO PACKETS OF EXPIRED

半分使ったストローの箱と期限切れの2つの箱を出して

GATORADE POWDER, AND A PROMOTIONAL KEY CHAIN TO CREATE

ガトーレイドパウダーと、それを生み出すための販促キーチェーン

THE HIGH SCHOOL MATHLETES' SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE OF

高校数学者たちの秘密のサンタプレゼント交換会

NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, RUMORS CONTINUE TO CIRCULATE AROUND THE

QUARANTINE-WHILE, RUMORS CONTINUE TO CIRCULATE AROUND THE

NEW AMAZON STUDIOS "LORD OF THE RINGS" SERIES.

NEW AMAZON STUDIOS "LORD OF THE RINGS" SERIES.

AND THE LATEST IS THAT "AMAZON PLANS TO INCLUDE NUDE SCENES IN

そして最新の情報は、"AMAZONはヌードシーンを組み込むことを計画している "ということです。

THE SHOW."

THE SHOW."

THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.

THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.

THE BAD NEWS: IT'S NOT WHO YOU WANT IT TO BE.

THE BAD NEWS: IT'S NOT WHO YOU WANT IT TO BE.

THEY HAVE A CAVE TROLL.

トロールベースメントを持っている。

THE RUMOR GOT STARTED WHEN INTERNET SLEUTHS FOUND SOME

ネットスレタイが何かを見つけた時から噂は始まりました。

CASTING CALLS FOR THE SHOW SAYING THAT THE FILMMAKERS "NEED

CASTING CALLS FOR THE SHOW SAYING THAT THE FILMMAKERS "NEED

NUDE PEOPLE BASED IN AUCKLAND."

NUDE PEOPLE BASED IN AUCKLAND"

OKAY, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THEY NEED ACTORS WHO ARE WILLING

OKAY, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THEY NEED ACTORS WHO ARE WILLING

TO BE NUDE, IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY WANT PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY

ヌーディーに言うと、今の時代の人間を求めているように聞こえる。

NUDE.

ヌード

SO, TOUGH BREAK FOR ALL YOU CLOTHED ACTORS OUT THERE, BUT

服を着た俳優さんは大変だけど...

GREAT NEWS FOR CREEPY PAUL.

GREAT NEWS FOR CREEPY PAUL.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, WE HERE AT "MEANWHILE INTERACTIVE SYNERGY

QUARANTINE-WHILE, WE HERE AT "MEANWHILE INTERACTIVE SYNERGY

AND DISRUPTION CONSULTANCY PARTNERS L.L.C." SOMETIMES

AND DISRUPTION CONSULTANCY PARTNERS L.L.C." SOMETIMES

ACQUIRE SO MANY FOOD RELATED STORIES, WE COLLECT THEM IN OUR

数多くの食品関連のストーリーを入手し、当社ではそれらのストーリーを収集しています。

QUARANTINE-WHILE SUB, SUB SEGMENT: CUISINE-WHILE.

QUARANTINE-WHILE SUB, SUB SEGMENT: CUISINE-WHILE.

CUISINE-WHILE, BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, "SOME RESTAURANTS ARE

料理は、パンデミックのせいで、「一部のレストランは、」と言われています。

INTRODUCING TIME LIMITS."

"時間制限の導入"

THAT'LL MAKE FOR A ROMANTIC FIRST DATE.

THAT'LL MAKE FOR A ROMANTIC FIRST DATE.

"HEY, I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME, I COULD STARE INTO YOUR EYES

"ヘイ 楽しんでるよ 君の目をじっと見ていたいよ

FOREVER, BUT, DO YOU MIND CHUGGING YOUR LOBSTER BISQUE?

FOREVER, BUT, DO YOU MIND CHUGGING YOUR LOBSTER BISQUE?

THE WAITER'S GIVIN' ME THE STINK-EYE."

THE WAITER'S GIVIN' ME THE STINK-EYE."

QUARANTINE-WHILE, FANS OF KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE HAVE BEEN

クワランタイン-一方で、クラフトマックとチーズのファンは、これまでにも

SCANDALIZED BECAUSE APPARENTLY "KRAFT'S NEWEST AD CAMPAIGN HAS

スキャンダル化されているので APPARENTLY "KRAFTの最新の広告キャンペーンは、持っています。

A RISQUEÉ TAGLINE: SEND NOODS."

A RISQUEÉ TAGLINE: SEND NOODS"

I SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING THERE.

ここで何をしているのか分かったわ

LET'S HOPE IT'S MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN HORMEL'S RUMP ROAST

ホーメルのラムローストよりも成功していることを願っています。

CAMPAIGN, EAT BUTT.

キャンペーン、腸を食べろ。

( LAUGHTER ) QUARANTINE-WHILE, HERE'S A THING

( LAUGHTER ) QUARANTINE-WHILE, HERE'S THING

THAT EXISTS: IT'S "THE WORLD'S FIRST APP-CONTROLLED MALE

THAT EXISTS: IT'S "THE WORLD'S FIRST APP-CONTROLLED MALE

CHASTITY DEVICE," PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO'S EVER WANTED TO

CHASTITY DEVICE," PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO'S EVER WANTED TO

SAY: "ALEXA, TURN OFF MY HUSBAND."

SAY: "ALEXA, TURN OFF MY HUSBAND."

THE CELLMATE CHASTITY LOCK WORKS BY "ALLOWING A TRUSTED PARTNER

セルメイトの貞操観念ロックは「信頼できるパートナーを許す」ことで機能する

TO REMOTELY LOCK AND UNLOCK THE CHAMBER OVER BLUETOOTH USING A

を使用して、遠隔操作でブルーートゥース上のチャンバーをロック、アンロックするには

MOBILE APP."

MOBILE APP."

'CAUSE NOTHING GETS YOU IN THE MOOD LIKE TWO FACTOR

'CAUSE NOTHING GETS YOU IN THE MOOD LIKE TWO FACTOR

AUTHENTICATION.

AUTHENTICATION.

"BABY, LET'S MAKE LOVE... RIGHT AFTER I CLICK ON EVERY SQUARE

"BABY, LET'S MAKE LOVE... RIGHT AFTER I CLICK ON EVERY SQUARE

WHERE THERE'S A TRAFFIC LIGHT TO PROVE I'M NOT A ROBOT."

WHERE THERE'S A TRAFFIC LIGHT TO PROVE I'M NOT A ROBOT."

QUARANTINE-WHILE, YOU CAN NOW BE SEXY HAND SANITIZER FOR

クワランタイン-WHILE、あなたは今のためのセクシーな手の消毒剤になることができます。

HALLOWEEN.

HALLOWEEN。

LET'S SEE IT JIM THAT'S NOT SEXY HAND SANITIZER.

見てみろよ ジム それはセクシーな手指消毒器じゃない

THIS IS SEXY HAND SANITIZER.

これはセクシーな手指消毒器です。

OOH, YEAH, A FULLY STOCKED SHELF OF REASONABLY-PRICED PURIFYING

ああ、ああ、ああ、合理的に精製された精製の完全な在庫の棚。

GEL WITH NO "LIMIT TWO PER CUSTOMER" SIGNS.

GEL WITH NO "LIMIT TWO PER CUSTOMER" SIGNS.

MMM!

MMM!

I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME AND GET STERILE ALL NIGHT!

I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME AND GET STERILE ALL NIGHT!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MINDY KALING.

ミンディーカリングと一緒に戻ってくるよ

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