PORING OVER THE DAY'S MOST EXQUISITE NEWS FLORA, LOVINGLY

PORING OVER THE DAY'S MOST EXQUISITE NEWS FLORA, LOVINGLY

ARRANGING THE BIGGEST STORY BLOSSOMS IN NEAT ROWS, TRIMMING

最大のストーリーブロッサムを整然とした列に配置し、トリミングする

THE HEDGES INTO ELABORATE DESIGNS, AND PLACING THE NUDE

エラボレートデザインへのヘッジ、そしてヌードの配置

MARBLE STATUES AT JUST THE RIGHT ANGLES TO CRAFT YOU THE LOUIS

MARBLE STATUES AT JUST THE RIGHT ANGLES TO CRAFT YOU THE LOUIS

QUATORZE-ESQUE GARDEN OF NEWS THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

クアトルゼエスク・ガーデン・オブ・ニュース・ザット・イズ・マイ・モノローグ。

BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO DRAG OUT A RUSTY, TETANUS-

でもたまには錆びたテタナスを 追い出すのが好きなんだ

RIDDLED SWING SET, SOME DERELICT CARNIE GAMES, AND A BUSTED OUT,

リドレッド・スイングセット、いくつかのデレリックなカーニーゲーム、そして、破壊された外に出た。

UNREGULATED TILT-AWHIRL, TO CREATE THE "SCOOBY-DOO"

規制されていないティルト・アウホール "スコービー・ドゥー "を作るために

SOMETIMES I DON'T GET THE WORD OUT OF MY MOUTH.

時々言葉が出てこなくなるの

WHO CARES.

誰が気にする？

"QUARANTINE-WHILE!" YOU ONLY GET THAT WITH A LIVE

"QUARANTINE-WHILE!" YOU ONLY GET THAT WITH A LIVE

SHOW.

SHOWです。

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, "A MAN IN TEXAS BUILT A CANDY-SHOOTING

QUARANTINE-WHILE「A MAN IN TEXAS BUILT A CANDY-SHOOTING

CANNON AND A ROBOT TO KEEP TRICK OR TREATING ALIVE."

"キャノンとロボットが トリック・オア・トリートリテイニングを生き残らせる"

BECAUSE AS A PARENT, YOU SHOULD AND WE ACTUALLY HAVE VIDEO OF

親として、そうすべきであり、私たちは実際にビデオを持っているからです。

THE CANNON AT WORK.

キャノンの仕事

>> ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 1、2、3

>> Stephen: OKAY, THAT'S JUST FAMILY FUN.

>> スティーブンわかったわ ただの家族の楽しみよ

IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN UNTIL SOMEONE GETS

私がいつも言っているように 誰かがゲットするまでは ハロウィンではありません

BLINDED BY MIKE AND IKE SHRAPNEL.

BLINDED BY MIKE AND IKE SHRAPNEL.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN EGYPT HAVE UNEARTHED AT LEAST

エジプトの考古学者たちは、クオランチンの間に、少なくとも1つの発見をしています。

59 ANCIENT COFFINS, ONE CONTAINING THE PRISTINE MUMMY OF

59 ANCIENT COFFINS, ONE CONTAINING THE PRISTINE MUMMY OF

AN ANCIENT PRIEST MORE THAN 2,600 YEARS SINCE THEY WERE

先住民の聖職者は生誕2600年以上の歴史を持つ

BURIED.

埋葬された

ALSO, A SEALED DOOR WAS UNEARTHED WHERE IT IS EXPECTED

また、予想されていた場所にシール付きのドアが発見されました。

MORE MUMMIES MAY LIE YOU KNOW WHAT?

MORE MUMMIES MAY LIE YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S MAYBE NOT OPEN THE ANCIENT MUMMY DOOR.

"古代のマミーの扉を開けないで

WE'VE ALREADY GOT THE PLAGUE, HOW ABOUT WE SAVE A COUPLE

WE'VE ALREADY GOT THE PLAGUE, HOW ABOUT WE SAVE A COUPLE

CURSES FOR 2021?

2021年の呪い？

HUH?

ハァッ？

QUARANTINE-WHILE, M.I.T.

クァランタイン・ホワイエ Ｍ.Ｉ.Ｔ.

RESEARCHERS ARE ABOUT TO START BUILDING A "NUCLEAR FUSION

RESEARCHERS ARE ABOUT TO START BUILDING A "NUCLEAR FUSION

REACTOR THEY SAY IS "VERY LIKELY TO WORK."

彼らの言うリアクターは "非常に動作する可能性が高い"

LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.

LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.

YOU'RE GONNA BE MELTING ATOMS TOGETHER AT TENS OF MILLIONS OF

YOU'RE GONNA BE MELTING ATOMS TOGETHER AT TENS OF MILLIONS OF

DEGREES TO MAKE THE SAME ENERGY THAT POWERS THE SUN.

太陽の力と同じエネルギーを作るための学位。

SO, WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE SURE OF THIS THAN MY

SO, WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE SURE OF THIS THAN MY

COUSIN SEEING IF HE CAN STOMP ON HIS KIDS' TEETER TOTTER TO GET

子供たちの歯ぎしりを踏みつけられるかどうかを確認しているコーシン。

HIS KEG ONTO THE ROOF.

HIS KEG ONTO THE ROOF.

IN PEER-REVIEWED PAPERS PUBLISHED IN THE JOURNAL OF

学会誌に掲載された査読付き論文の中で

PLASMA PHYSICS, OR JUH-PUH-PUH, RESEARCHERS ARGUE THAT IF THE

プラズマ物理学、または JUH-PUH-PUH、研究者は、もしも

REACTOR DOES WORK, IT WILL "PRODUCE AS MUCH AS TEN TIMES

反応器は動作し、「10倍もの生産量」を実現します。

THE ENERGY IT CONSUMES."

THE ENERGY IT CONSUMES."

DON'T NEED IT.

必要ない

ANYONE CURRENTLY LOCKED DOWN WITH SMALL CHILDREN WILL TELL

ANYONE CURRENTLY LOCKED DOWN WITH SMALL CHILDREN WILL TELL

YOU WE ALREADY HAVE THAT TECHNOLOGY.

その技術はすでに持っています。

HIS NAME IS BRYAN.

彼の名前はブライアン

QUARANTINE-WHILE, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THAT SOAP OPERAS HAVE HAD

クオランタイン・・・一方で、あなたはソープのオペレーションがあったことを聞いたことがあるかもしれません。

TO ADJUST HOW THEY HANDLE LOVE SCENES DURING THE PANDEMIC.

TO ADJUST HOW THEY HANDLE LOVE SCENES DURING THE PANDEMIC.

NOW VIDEOS ARE GOING VIRAL OF ACTORS STRUGGLING NOT TO LAUGH

笑わないように必死になっている俳優たちの映像が、今、悪評を呼んでいます。

AS THEY HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH WHAT ARE CLEARLY MANNEQUINS.

AS THEY HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH WHAT ARE CLEARLY MANNEQUINS.

♪ ♪ ♪ GOSH, TRY TO GET TO SECOND BASE

♪ ♪ GOSH, TRY TO GET TO SECOND BASE.

♪ ♪ ♪ GOSH, TRY TO GET TO SECOND BASE

♪ ♪ GOSH, TRY TO GET TO SECOND BASE.

WITH A TACKLING DUMMY!

タックリング・ダミーと一緒に！

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, JUST LEAN INTO IT.

誰もバカにしないで、ただそれに身を任せて。

"ANGELA... YOU WERE A MANNEQUIN THIS WHOLE TIME?!

"ANGELA... YOU WERE A MANNEQUIN THIS WHOLE TIME?!

IS THAT HOW YOU GOT AMNESIA AND TERM NIGHTS.

IS THAT HOW YOU GOT AMNESIA AND TERM NIGHTS.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY FUTURE ISLANDS.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY FUTURE ISLANDS.

ANGELA, TALK TO ME!

アンジェラ 話してくれ！